Stifler Soundboard Edit

Happy fuck day ass mouth!

Holy shit dude I found a dildo

I can't wait to see this disaster

I don't know man, that sounds like a lot of work

I love him so much, more now than ever before

I think you need your balls reattached

I’ve got style, I’m cultured, I’m sophisticated

It's on like donkey kong, biatch

It’s Stifler time, baby

Just make sure you call your mom, she misses you

Of course he’s screwed, he’s getting married

Oh my god, what the fuck is going on?

Oh, you're fucked now Jim

Relax, take it slow and let the good times roll

Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

What are you looking at? I'm not a steak

When a girl tells you how many guys she slept with

Where are the females?

Where are the females?

Your body’s not quite what I was expecting but that’s ok