Chapter 18 (English) - Kid Icarus: Uprising - Voices (3DS) Edit

Ah, where am I? Lady Palatina, can you hear me? The last thing I remember is defeating the Aram. But then hey, what's that? Is it a ring? My head is all kinds of foggy right now. And why is the nam...

Ah, you can't hear me?

But why is he fighting this insurance?

Good thing the centurions are on patrol. This square is looking rough. Right. Anyway.

Hey there. Looks like like me. Oh man, this can't be happening. Pull my attacking. And who's controlling me? Everything's gone off the rails now. What am I supposed to do? Take myself down? I guess...

Hey, hey, how's it going? Listen, you, you gotta take this ring. Go on, take it.

Hey, something smells really good. This new sniffer is really doing its job. Is that garbage? Beef garbage. Man, I am so hungry.

Hey, there's a soufflee soaking in the hot spring. You know what they say. If you chase two rabbits, they'll both escape.

Hey. Are those centurions? That town looks like it's in trouble. Lady Palatina must have said troops into hell. I'd better head there too and see if there's anything I can do. I hate to put this li...

Hey. That's my body. We've got to take him down. Without killing him.

Hmm. Hmm.

I can probably move forward if I can get over those narrow walkways. Good thing I'm a dog. I mean, it's not exactly good, but at least I'm small.

I can't fly without you. You please help me. Help me. Please give me the power to fly back to the heavens and back to you.

I guess I'm a dog now. This is getting weirder and weirder, but where the little girl go? Huh. She must have run off anyway onto the town. I gotta be careful not to drop the ring, so that means no ...

I guess she must have heard you.

I missed you, Lady Palatina. I'm so glad you're back to lead me right about that, huh, viridi? That's right. I'm the one controlling your flight path. Really. How is that even possible? Till you kn...

I'm back in the game. Well, that did the trick. Thanks, Magnus. It was nothing. There's only one thing. How am I supposed to get back to Sky World? Why don't you just fly? Flying. Getting extracted...

Is that an alley to the left of that rubble? I'd better go that way.

It just feels wrong going up against Centurions pit. There are tons of them. Nobody's going to notice if a few go missing. And don't you forget that it's my hide on the line here.

Lady palatina.

Last I knew, juggernauts were still in the design phase. Well, they look real enough now. We started developing them as a defensive measure after the huge draw attack. I never thought they'd be use...

Look at this happy little family there. You won't be happy when I'm done with them. Who are? Is that supposed to sound like me? Cause it doesn't.

Magnus.

Magnus's over here.

Neat. We can talk to each other. First, you take over my body, and now I have to listen to your yapping. Great. Don't worry. I'll be super extra careful with your body. Right. No offense, but why e...

Now give me back my body. OK, OK, let's get this ring on it.

Now what am I supposed to do? Take myself down? I guess I don't have a choice.

Ohh look at that cute little fella. I liked it better when the Centurion strong arms were on my side. They're basically all muscle. Even their brains are muscle. Just like you, right buddy? Hey, I'...

Ohh man this can't be happening. How am I attacking humans? Everything's gone off the rails.

Ohh man why are there so many enemies today? What was Minion Mart having a sail? Those centurions are fighting an underworld crawler. I guess this means Lady Palatine is still battling the Underwor...

Ohh no no no no no no.

Ohh.

OK, it looks like the thing to do is focus on dodging and not getting hit. I guess I should have played more light versus dark to train.

Palatine has gone up the deep end and destroyed Skyward in the process. She's still fighting the Underworld army, but she's mankind's enemy now too. What about your forces of nature? They keep busy...

She's moved. I'm. I'm moving her so I can control anyone who wears this ring. I hope she doesn't mind if I borrow her feet for just a little bit. You have to find out what happened. This isn't easy...

Shit. Come on, wake up.

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There was a war between the underworld and the forces of nature. Early in the war, Palatine's army vanished. That was three years ago. Over 1000 days. Yeah. Thanks for the math lesson anyway. When ...

Those are Centurion Knights. You don't need to go in with guns blazing, you know. Try working your way through without getting noticed.

Wait, don't go. You need to tell me what's going on.

We should be getting close. Are you ready?

We're approaching skywald. I'm praying that Lady Palatine is alright. You're praying to who you are. One confused Angel. What? What happened here used to be so beautiful. Look what's become of it.

Well, it's been a while, pit. It's like the entire world's been turned upside down. What's going on? Everything changes, pit. Even gods. And to be frank, I'm tired of fighting for those ungrateful ...

What are those centurions doing? Palatinus troops attacking the town.

What are you doing? No, no, no, no. Pick it back up. Where are you going? Don't go, don't go. Put the ring on. You can always spawn it. It's a little slobbery, but I'm. I'm sure it's. Worthwhile. C...

What happened here? Well, you've still got to prep for battle. Like it or not, I'm taking over palatinus duties. You're joking, right? I told you, anything Palitana can do, I can do better. Wow, ev...

What is going on here? I've got to get to the bottom of this.

Whoa, whoa. What's happening? Either I'm crazy or I'm the rig. I can't just sit around, I have to try to do something. OK. No.

Why am I craving garbage? Ohh no no no. Stop drooling. Stop drooling. Ohh the Slobbers getting the ring. All went well. I'm grossing myself out.

Yeah, that's the stuff. Hot Springs don't usually heal humans. You must be having an effect on me. This is how you enjoy a hot spring. Step one, breathe deep. Step 2, clear mind. OK, step three, re...

Yeah. Oops, I forgot to mention, her temple is protected by a force field. You totally set me up. There's nothing more we can do here. Come on, pit.

Yes, great. Now put it on your finger. Come on, put it on, put it on.

Yes, she must have heard you, huh. What a relief.

Yes. Thank you. Whoo, what's that shrill little voice? Wait, are you that Angel?

You can always point it, it's a little slippery, but I'm I'm sure. Worthwhile. Come on, don't make me beg. Please take the ring.

You could have mentioned that earlier.

You're tough, Magnus. But I'm no slouch either. You're the only member of Palatine's army who can carry his own weight. Don't even get me started on the centurions. Yeah, there's a ton of them, but...

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