Tense1983 Soundboard - 2022 Edit

Are you ready?

Autobus

Autobus (Short)

Bad mouse

Blue

Blue Noob (terrible singing)

Blue, leave the match!

Blue, leave the match! 2

Burp

Bye bye

Come on, move!

Come on, no hide Orange! ORANGE!

Come on!

Como no lo mata

Conter eh strike

Cuckoo

Cuckoo (Laughter)

Culiquitaca

Defuse!

Delete the fkn game! Motherfker! Bastard kid!

Desk slam 1

Desk slam 2 (Most iconic one)

Desk slam 3

El muy cabron song

Eurocup Mundiale eh Spain

Figlio de puta

Finish the world! *imitates explosion* You report me, the FaceIt world is finished!

FK YOU!

Fkn kids don't eh stop speaking all fkn time!

FKN NOOB!

Fkn portugues de merda

Go man, go! You good player, go!

Go to cry on the Mom

Go to say the mom, "PlayStation 4 Call of Duty" for the braindead!

Go to the HOUSE, man!

Go to the house!

GO TO THE SCHOOL, KID! EH SCHOOL!

Green

Green, green. What's your problem, Green? (Most iconic quote)

Hablame en portugues

He's a fkn cheater, you see??

He's a fkn cheater!

Hey, STOP!

HEY!!

I don't understand YOU, fkn retard!

I'll kill you!

I'm best fkn troll in Europe, man!

I'm fkn shit

Italiano no have baguette!

JUEPUTA!

Kick the retard 1

Kick the retard 2

Kick the retard 3 (sounds like "Kiss" the retard)

Laugh 1

Laugh 2

Laugh 3

Laugh 4

Laugh 5

Laugh 6

Listen, listen! Your mother has called you!

Listen! (x2)

Listen! It's your mother!

Ma'am. Listen to me one second, ok? Retard! (Quiet audio playback)

Mamma mia, man!

Me no play with you! You are in your house playing with your machine!

ME TROLL THE MATCH!

Me troll the match! 2

MotherFKER!

Motherfker! Bastard! Kid!

Movie, you have a weapon, movie

Napoletani! Napoletani! Police, police!

Nice!

No (x5). Me troll the match, thank you.

No.

NOOOOO! 1

NOOOOO! 2

NOOOOO! 3

Oh my god, DEFUSE!

Oh my god, MUTED!

Oh my God!

Okay, English. English for you.

Orange estop bait

Orange!

Orange! 2

PlayStation 4 Call of Duty!

Problemos technicos

PURPLE!!

Puta madre!

PUTA!

Puto subnormal

Quien puta eres tu

Racistos in chat

Rage desk slam

Rage desk slam 2

RETARD!!

Russia

Screaming

See you in hell, motherfker.

Shot shot shot! He's shot!

SHUT UP!

Sorry, the Orange is noob!

Sorry?

Stay in fkn library, man!

Stop eh speak or ME TROLL!

Stop eh speak or ME TROLL! 2

Stop speaking Russian, or Ukrainian, or fkn Arab. Maybe? Eh, STOP!

STOP!

Suck my balls

Tense Can Can

Tense imitates a car

THANK YOU RETARD!!!

Thank you, Blue!

Thank you, retards! Thank you!

The bomb is out! Where the fk are you?!

There's only one inside!

This community, man!

TOMORROW!! (x3)

Tu puta madre la francesca

Tu puta madre la portuguesa

What are you doing? 2

What are you doing?!

What is the problem now?

What is the problem?

What is your problem?

What the fk? You no killed and died!

WHAT THE FK?!

What the fk... what are you doing??

What the fk... what are you doing?? 2

What you say?

WHAT YOU SAY? 2

What your fkn problem, BASTARD?

What?!

WHAT?! 2

What's your fkn PROBLEM, BASTARD?!

Where are you?! BLYES?!!

Where is my fkn team?

Where is my fkn team? 2

Why you control, ORANGE?!!

Why you control?

Why you not in the school? (sounds like "Wii U not in the school?")

Why you play, FaceIt on Conter eh Strike

WHY YOU SAY BANANA, MOTHERFKER?!

Win or loss. Not my problem.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, yeah, yes.

YELLOW!

YELLOW! THE BOMB IS B!!

You are in your HOUSE playing with your MACHINE!

You FKN eh stupid BRAIN, man!

You fkn kid noob, man!

You fkn noobs! 1

You FKN noobs! 2

You FKN retard, maybe?

You have a problem!

You need my banana?

You need my banana? 2

You're a retard, maybe?

You're fkn pathetic!

You're not FKN imer, Bastard!

Your father and your father in the night! Fk (x3)! And you cry!

Your mother has called to you! Go to the house!

Your mother has called you, listen. "RETARD!"

10 Kills?! 10 kills and you push banana? You're a fkn imer, retard.

"RETARD! (x2)" Listen, it's your mother! "RETARD!"

*BANG x5* PUTA MADRE!

*BANG* Como no lo matra!

*BANG* Joder! *BANG* Por que! *BANG*