Envy Edit

A little itty bitty bean.

A little person?

A little taste of honey. Is that so bad? Is it?

A little taste of the good life.

A little Velcro holster you put on your belt.

A rather sluggish day on Wall Street.

A sofa.

A spray can, see? And you spray it on dog poo...

Abandoned.

Actually...

Affected you like that, all I can say is, I am such a jerk.

Afternoon shift. Just loved it, don't know why, just did.

All lined up with a brand new winch,

All right, let's take another look at that follow through.

All right. I got to tell Nick. I'm just going to tell him.

All right. It's going to be okay.

All right. It's going to be okay.

Alrighty.

Am I using the word correctly?

And a piano shaped pool if that's what you want.

And Bosco says, "Up your ass with Mobil gas."

And floated, who knows, into a ditch.

And he'd have these stupid...

And here is something from your great friends across the street

And hooty owls and stuff.

And I drive off to do what? To make sandpaper.

And I feel like we should give something back.

And I got fired and I want a drink.

And I got more back where they came from. My quiver.

And I got news for you about beans too.

And I got news for you.

And I shot at my house and I hit his horse.

And I will see you tomorrow at the big rally.

And I'll tell you something: I don't think it's always me.

And I'll tell you, as your best friend...

And introduce myself to everyone.

And it neighs and makes the whole thing?

And it's not an invention, it's an idea. It's a pie in the sky idea.

And me and him don't spill the beans

And money's poisoned your soul.

And my main platform...

And nothing tastes better at 200 miles per hour than Pocket Flan.

And now for dessert.

And see you with all of this stuff.

And thanks for filthying up your clothes,

And that has nothing to do with money.

And that is not all. Come. I am so excited.

And the poo disappears.

And the poo disappears.

And then they disappear.

And then you guys can have a contest to see who finds the lake first, all right?

And then your focus nosedives into the red.

And there he is, with the wind in his hair...

And up your ass with Mobil gas.

And we don't know! What if my opponent's right?

And we have so, so, so much.

And what am I going to give you?

And what question was that?

And you don't even know it, which makes you like the grand turbo Mr. Everyman.

And you press your finger on it and then you taste your finger.

And you spray it on dog poo...

And you've been resenting yourself for passing up on a big opportunity.

And, by God, Pocket Flan...

And, by the way, you did nothing wrong.

Another round, please.

Any reason at all?

Any reason?

Anyway, I'm super excited...

Are you insane?

Are you kidding? Come on, those infomercials you did.

At Mother's, honey. It's just us.

Aunt Windsong, and you know that.

Bastard, bitch merry go round. Stupid merry go round!

Be one of the millions enjoying the taste sensation sweeping the nation.

Because Daddy has to go to work.

Because I am on the edge of the edge.

Because I have to do this. We have to do this.

Because it was just another thing of yours that made me miserable.

Because now I'll go kick ass in Rome. And guess what?

Because the horse had a feeling. He came over and sensed the envy I felt.

Because we are so lucky...

Because Windsong would sure as hell help this guy. Okay?

Because, you see, a good invention is a good invention!

Becomes a lethal poison.

Being drunk had nothing to do with it. I can't even explain it.

Big day.

Big. He's like a bear of a guy with, like, a little head.

Boy, mine are. What was it you were saying, my fine friend?

Boy, that flan was good.

Buddy boy! Let's go, buddy boy!

Bunk beds, hiking trails, hooty owls.

But Corky's so crazy about your apples, I don't know what to do.

But his car's stuck so I'm going to help him, okay?

But I don't care how much money we make, don't buy one of these.

But I fried it during the hot wire, goddamn it.

But I love my neighborhood, and being across the street from my best friend.

But I will say this:

But I've intruded enough on your little family reunion here.

But I've revised my thinking about the $50,000 grand thing.

But it'll never end with him. He'll be in our lives forever.

But it's the best thing that ever happened,

But leaves and bark and roots.

But that played no part in the horse's death.

But when any large dead animal comes in proximity with the public

But would you mind tugging the arrow out?

But you win.

But, buddy... this Italy thing is huge.

C'est la vie, as the Romans say.

Can you tell me what you did when the horse defecated in your yard?

Can you tell? Can you? Does it look good?

Can't it just be us? You and me playing golf?

Can't somebody come up with a better idea?!

Car return. How's that for service?

Carousel of dreams.

Casa Corky.

Casa Corky.

CEO, Nicholas Vanderpark and newly appointed partner, Tim Dingman...

Che, Che something.

Check it out. It's a spray can, okay?

Check this out.

Cock a doodle doo.

Come here.

Come lie on the warm pile. It's all clean out of the dryer.

Come on, boy. One, two.

Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. All right.

Come on, Corky.

Come on, Corky. Corky, come on, come on.

Come on, honey. Start with your hips.

Come on! This was shit.

Come on.

Come on.

Come quick?

Come. Come.

Comes with the office. And the promotion.

Congratulations, you saved yourself 50 cents.

Congress.

Corky could be heading for the open sea.

Corky happens to shit the size of a breadbasket

Corky!

Corky! Where are you, my Corky boy?

Corky?

Corky.

Corky.

Corky.

Corky. Giddy up. Giddy up.

Corky's a sweet and gentle horse and me and the kids love him.

Could be the apron, who the hell knows?

Couple of days that flavor pad's like some mattress you find at the dump.

Crampers.

Cut it out with this money thing. It means nothing to me.

Dad?

Daddy!

Day after day after day...

Debbie loved the coffee. I'll tell you something, I never tasted it.

Debbie? Deb, I'm home.

Definitely. We'll take it. It's great. Pay the man.

Dessert, everybody?

Did you guys see that?

Did you hear anything? Like a thump?

Did you know that an elephant goes, like 100 pounds a day?

Did you solve the problem?

Digging, no. We can't pay for the pool.

Dimitriov wants to know if I want to take it to the next level.

Do you have to do that? Right. You have to.

Do you know what the answer is? Self love.

Do you see how it moves in the wind? That's what I love.

Do you see how perfect it is? Maybe even underline the poo.

Does it have to be a white horse that you come galloping up on,

Don't even worry about yellow, just orange.

Don't feel funny around Pete. I got no secrets from Pete.

Don't hassle me about crumbs, man,

Don't taste my pants.

Don't touch it. He's dead.

Don't waste your money. You're gonna regret it.

Down at my cabin on the lake.

Dr. Weitzman is supposed to be a genius and it didn't even really hurt.

Easter Island?

Eat up now.

Eat up, otherwise you don't get to play with Corky, okay?

Environment, like the whole environment?

Environmental Protection Agency?

Envy is a funny, funny thing.

Ernie had everything. Only kid around with a BB gun, okay?

Et cetera.

Ever.

Everybody should have a merry go round. Of course you should.

Everyman Dimwit.

Everyone said I should buy a house in Beverly Hills, Bel Air or Malibu.

Eww.

Excuse me!

Excuse me.

Expensive. Bean shaped?

Feel this.

Fired.

Firemen. "I got to go save someone. Maybe I need a little extra something."

First they're here, then they're not here,

Flan!

Flan! Flan!

Flan! Yay, flan! Flan!

Follow the detour along the river to the next bridge, all right?

For 50 grand.

For chrissakes, Debbie, light? Light?! Come on!

For, let's say, $100.

Forget Che! You're like Robin Hood.

Forget it. This is it, right here. Okay?

Four thousand bucks. You want to go in with me, 50l50?

Get the hell out of here, the limo leaves in an hour and a half!

Get under the covers. Don't listen to anything.

Getting ready for your tournament. They're hitting strikes.

Giddy up, boy.

Give Tim the flash, Big D.

Go and pay the bum.

Go check out your bedroom.

Go.

Go.

God Almighty, Mr. Dingman.

God, I'm so envious of you! You've got to give Natalie a talk.

God, look at me. This is crazy.

Good afternoon, Mr. Tim.

Good afternoon. My name is Natalie Vanderpark.

Good for you, man. Good for you. Good for you.

Good morning, Mr. Tim.

Good night. Sleep tight.

Good thing Monk passed out, or I'd never got this baby.

Good to see you, captain.

Good. Fair. Fair. Good.

Good. For $50,000 Lester keeps thinking it's a sofa.

Goodbye.

Gucci.

Guess what?

Guilt that you're wealthy.

Hats make my head itch.

Hats.

Have a bowling alley next to your room. If I could do it, I would.

Have you been stealing apples again, you little rascal?

He asked a good question on the radio this morning.

He didn't notice the horse.

He had enough of it literally to kill a horse.

He hardly seemed to notice.

He looks afraid of us.

He marches across the street, bangs on the door and Tim,

He said it's just down at the end of the private driveway.

He say, "And I thought to myself,

He says, "And I must tell you secretly,

He says, "I noticed when we climbed into the tub

He says, "I remember when I was a teenager,

He squeezes it... he's on a skateboard. He squeezes it...

He was eating apples in my yard.

He would keep the eye on me and I knew he was thinking something.

He'd come over and eat the apples. He'd see me and give me a weird look.

He'd have these stupid ideas.

He's a loose cannon.

He's my pal and I'd pay $50,000 to find you if you were lost, wouldn't I?

He's running in the woods.

Hello, Mr. Tim.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello. In my house.

Help me, God! Come on.

Helping me fill in the big hole, Tim.

Here.

Here's a little gift I bought for us.

Here's the other thing. You're eating your flan, you're like:

Here's what I do, Mr. Traitor.

Here's what I got to tell you. We'll pay you the money, okay?

Hey, I have an invention. Honey, I have an invention.

Hey, six months I drove a yogurt truck, okay?

Hey, Timmy, check this out!

Hey, you want to feel something? Come here.

Hey! Oh, hey!

Hey.

Hey. Hey! Stop the auction!

Hi.

Hide! Hide.

Hold on. Let me take it from here.

Homemade.

Honestly?

Honey, you don't have to do this. Really. Why do this?

Honey?

Honey...

Honey... something happened while you were gone, something bad.

How about here? What's wrong with here?

How about this: What if you had, like, an inkpad...

How about us who are lactose intolerant?

How could a little arrow kill a big horse?

How did we not hear? How do you not hear a horse fall off a car?

How do I know where the shit goes?!

How do we move a horse?

How does electricity work? I think it's a great idea.

How's everybody doing?

Huh?

I actually was drunk from before. I went into your yard and...

I ate some of your crackers. We sang in the rain.

I believe that's some sort of custard dish or something.

I can't accept that. I mean, what are we, animals?

I can't even tell you I haven't tried the coffee.

I can't look at you, I can't look across the street.

I can't stop him. He loves your apples. Are you sure he's not a problem?

I can't taste your pants?

I couldn't sleep. I got to talk to you.

I didn't know you were in the Army. If I can come over...

I didn't see any neighbors.

I dig up the horse, I haul it up, I invent everything.

I don't deserve to be your friend. I just...

I don't deserve to be your partner.

I don't even live here and that place is pulling my testicles up.

I don't know what that means.

I don't know, honey. Do you want to do this?

I don't know, honey. How does anything work?

I don't know. You keep touching it with your filthy fingers.

I don't really drink, but my family just left me

I don't think this conflicts with that. I mean, you know, there's...

I don't understand. Fill it back in?

I don't want any more cereal.

I don't want them to...

I don't want to bring him in. He's big.

I feel like I have this fountain in my yard that I don't deserve.

I felt guilty or something.

I felt like a little man who didn't like flan.

I find it, I get the reward. I'm bending over backwards here.

I found some grooming hairs in his tail brush.

I gave you tube socks for Christmas last year. That's not going to work.

I got a name for it.

I got drunk and by mistake killed Corky. I buried him in the swimming pool hole.

I got drunk on the wine.

I got news for you, sister. Edison ain't looking up.

I got something for you. I'll be right back.

I got to be back there. It's going to be light out.

I got to get back! They can't build the pool!

I got to give a big speech. I'm not a speech guy.

I got to go across the street for a second.

I guarantee you can have a chair like that.

I had an '88 Ford flatbed

I hate spoiling the atmosphere,

I hate that thing. I hate it.

I have decided to run for Congress.

I hear you way better when I turn like this. Talk to me.

I hope it's very soon.

I just blew up.

I killed a person!

I killed Corky.

I killed his horse.

I knew you'd love it. Let's go, tiger.

I know because I've mined coal. See you.

I know he's just a horse, but...

I know how much you loved him and I...

I know you got your Army pal over there.

I like this bug net. Why don't we find out the estimated cost?

I like this.

I like you. I'm glad I came in here.

I love a holster.

I love flan. Do you?

I love it.

I love my car in the garage. It's got heated seats.

I love the guy. I mean, it's like we're, you know...

I mean, do we want to be part of the shit industry?

I mean, he's beautiful on the outside. It's just something wasn't...

I mean, is that a reason?

I mean, literally, they're actually coming up.

I mean...

I must say...

I nearly climbed back into your house and smashed some plates.

I popped on the Internet just before we got on the plane.

I pulled it back, I aimed at the house, I did this.

I say let's be partners.

I squeeze off maybe five, ten pot shots at the windows...

I stand before you, begging: Take the arrow out of my back.

I stand here with my partner, Tim Dingman...

I swear to God. I swear to God. I couldn't do it if I tried.

I talked to the guys over at 3M. I know you got canned.

I think I did.

I think I have an idea.

I think I know what we should do. We should just try it.

I think it is appropriate that we clear the air

I think the horse sensed something. I think "horse sense" is a real thing.

I think you should just pull out right now.

I want no part of this.

I want the head down.

I want us to be equal again, man.

I want us to be partners.

I want you to stop the car. Honey, stop the car right now!

I wanted to tell you that.

I was always saying, "Don't do it." You did it and it worked.

I was just looking at my hand today.

I went over there and I shot this bow and arrow,

I went over to Dimitriov's a couple nights ago.

I will lie with you after I tell you something important.

I wish we had flan.

I'd love to see you try to turn your weasely little mouth into a fake smile,

I'd probably still be driving a limo if it wasn't for the hat.

I'll be on my way.

I'll get it.

I'll take it from here, Tim.

I'll talk to my lawyer. Why didn't I think of it sooner? It's awesome!

I'll tell you a secret.

I'll tell you what. Why don't we check out the bunkhouse, okay?

I'll turn it off, then we'll talk.

I'm a little curious. Did you feed your horse a lot of apples?

I'm an archer and I shoot arrows.

I'm calling you sister.

I'm Captain Speedway,

I'm Elmo Carp, pool rep.

I'm getting tired, I need a pick me up. What am I going to do, get a candy bar?

I'm going to be back. Just go back to sleep, okay?

I'm going to tell him that Bosco says we're even

I'm here for you.

I'm just throwing away some more completely useless inventions.

I'm out of here.

I'm running for state senate in your district.

I'm running out of places to look.

I'm so ashamed of this. But one night...

I'm sorry about this. I feel horrible. I feel bad.

I'm talking about a black force here.

I'm talking about little travel size Vapoorize.

I'm telling you, you get your focus even into the orange, just the orange...

I'm telling you, your numbers aren't that bad. It's just focus.

I'm telling you. You know how sometimes the side of a face and you get one eye?

I'm trying to tell you.

I've been feeling guilty for a long time.

I've been looking all night and he's nowhere.

I've never been in this part.

If a pretzel is a quality pretzel, you don't need salt.

If you put together everything else, you got a really strong thing going on...

Ike.

Imagine if you're jogging with some of this stuff.

In our yard every day when he comes to visit.

In the Tour de France, they're going 20 miles a day, going up mountains.

Incredible hedge work.

Incredible.

Is going to be...

Is this some kind of video trick?

Isn't that just fantastic?

It could seriously... It could mean literally billions.

It felt like a dagger in my heart every time he'd request flan.

It flaps different than cheaper fabric. Do you notice that?

It had nothing to do with anything, I never clicked with it.

It has to go somewhere.

It knocked the wind out of you. You went flying off of that thing.

It made me feel little.

It must be examined immediately for health reasons.

It really got to me because every day I'd have to look at you,

It tapped on my desk. It sat in my lap.

It was a big mistake.

It was a big mistake. It was a doozy.

It was coming from such a good place, but it was...

It was like a separate thing.

It was...

It went up, it went down. It's in the bum. I killed him.

It's a large house. It's a... I mean, it's...

It's a little bit of happiness in a tube.

It's a lot of money and the heart of the heart, and they're both...

It's a spray can and you spray it on.

It's a whole different topic.

It's all from shit.

It's all making sense.

It's all there for you. All you got to do is focus.

It's Aunt Windsong now.

It's flan in a tube.

It's getting exciting, isn't it?

It's gigantic, Nick. It's the White House.

It's harsh, man.

It's in his back. The arrow. I shot him. I killed him.

It's in the middle of the thing. It's impossible to turn off.

It's Jack's neighbor, he needs some help.

It's junk. It just keeps speeding up for no reason.

It's just a fact.

It's just a little arrow. Come on, Corky.

It's just, this is costing a fortune.

It's like a little green monster that comes out and it just poisoned my head.

It's like a sidekick.

It's like a...

It's my family.

It's no big deal. You've had enough.

It's not a little itty bitty.

It's not a little, itty bitty bean. It's an average sized bean, Mikey.

It's not a mile, honey. It seems longer because it's so beautiful.

It's not an invention. It's an idea. It's nothing.

It's not an invention. It's nothing. I mean, how does it work?

It's not true. No es verdad.

It's okay, Mikey, come on in.

It's okay. Go back to sleep.

It's one little arrow and when I shot the bum...

It's pennies. Who cares? Corky's my pal.

It's raining so hard, the horse might have fallen off

It's that woman running for state senate, Carl.

It's the miracle spray. One spray and doggy doo disappears.

It's this button you press and you sprout wings and you can fly.

It's true what they say.

It's true, Dad, you are.

It's winches, hoists, pulleys, blocks and tackles. This kind of thing.

Jack... Jack Jackameyer.

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Jealousy, every day. And it was just chewing me up.

Just a little critter. Just...

Just because it's there doesn't mean you have to taste it.

Just let it tumble out like circus freaks, man.

Just like vaporize only you add an "o" so you got "poo" right in the middle.

Just take a second.

Just the other day I see this kid walking down the street.

Just to stick a toe in your pool.

Just work a little bit harder.

Kind of like a... Like an old gingerbread house in the woods.

Knockety, knockety. A knock, knock, knock.

Knockety, knockety. A knock, knock, knock.

Know what the best job I ever got fired from was?

Knowing what I happen to know about things buried,

Kursed OPPSHOOTA$

Ladies and gentlemen, young people.

Last week? Yeah. I remember.

Later, they'll be feted at a banquet to be held in the presidential palace.

Let's be very clear on this: I want $50,000...

Let's check it out.

Let's go back in there and talk about this fantastic rally.

Let's hold our noses. Come on.

Let's just enjoy it.

Let's say I'm jogging.

Lethal poison.

Like I'll feel better if I don't drink your coffee.

Like, cab...

Liposuction.

Listen to me. I just wanted what you wanted.

Listen to me. Life's unfair. It's a raw deal planet, Jack.

Listen to me. We're not partners, okay? How can we be partners?

Listen, and I want you to be honest, has Corky become a nuisance?

Literally, every day at 4:00, we're in its shadow.

Look at it. All from shit? I see what you mean.

Look at you two.

Look at your focus. It's way up there. It's in the yellow.

Look who's here, will you please?

Look who's here. It's okay, poopie.

Look, I'm being stalked by a genuine madman, okay?

Look, I'm going to go help this guy

Look, I've got flan all over me.

Ma'am, your husband's got the back of a coal miner.

Man, are you all right? Let me help you up there.

Man, I fold. I can see it: Greed has hardened your heart.

Man, I hear you!

Maple syrup.

May I suggest we put on our dancing shoes?

Maybe he's not dead. Maybe he ran away.

Maybe there's a tide.

Mikey, Mom's not a short order cook.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm, man! Can you believe that comes from a tree?

Mmm.

Mobil gas.

Mr. Dino... and another weird stowaway.

Mr. Parmenter wants to see you! Section 11!

Mrs. Dingman...

My God, honey. What time is it?

My God, you're in for such a treat.

My God! Can you believe the coffee that makes?

My God. How is this possible?

My husband invented Vapoorize, if that's what you're referring to.

My little bozo friend,

My little ugly sidekick. It was very odd.

Natalie says, "Keep the corral closed."

Natalie, she just kept blaming me for Corky and making me feel guilty.

Nathan!

Neighbor?

Nice fabric makes you feel better! It's mind blowing, isn't it?

Nick, forget it.

Nick, you buy us too much.

Nick, you got a cute name, that's it.

Nick? Can I talk to you for a second?

Nick. Nick!

Nick's talking about Pocket Flan!

No bubbles at the table. Eat your breakfast first.

No fuss, no muss, no tools, no robot arm...

No matter what kind of dog you have, let's face it,

No more apples for you. No more apples...

No one could ever find this lake.

No, but I just want them more brown.

No, I mean... without anybody seeing us.

No, I'll come there.

No, I'm serious.

No, it's both ears. What are you doing?

No, keep going! Keep it there!

No, Nick, it's not fantastic. It's flan tastic.

No, Nick! I got to tell...

No, no. Stop! Sir! No mas!

No, sonny boy, I'm afraid not. Too many gosh darn pipes.

No, sorry, I didn't. Go ahead. This is great.

No, sweetheart! Please. Please don't do it to me.

No, wait a minute. $2,000. We have that in our savings.

No, you can't mosey off. They'll see you!

No!

No.

No.

No. No reason. No. I mean, nothing I can think of.

Not a tooth in his head, nice fella.

Not according to Dimitriov. He thinks I'm really on to something.

Nothing.

Nothing. Nothing at all.

Now you want to tell him? You tell him.

Now, is there anything that happened around here...

Now, listen. I don't want to let this ruin our jolly feeling.

Now, please, just don't say anything till I'm done, all right?

Now, when you see the J Man, you tell him we're even.

Now's a good time to break the big news.

Of course. Come on, man.

Of course. Make it a beautiful horse that I think, honestly, didn't like me.

Of the toxic distortions that my husband and, by association, myself,

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God, I can't believe it!

Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

Oh, my God, there is a bum with an arrow.

Oh, no.

Oh, shit!

Oh, we've got two cases of a semi gourmet flan.

Oh, yeah. Right away.

Oh! Come... all right.

Oh! Oh! Timmy.

Okay, Corky.

Okay, Nathan, no cereal in my thingie.

Okay, Tim...

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Here, take it.

Okay. Weird smell.

On his great big shiny horse.

On the international front, investors are watching Vanderpark Enterprises.

On the J Man.

On the J Man.

One hand rolls dough, ties those babies off.

One night...

Only instead of ink, it was soaked in maple syrup.

Open your heart. Open your heart.

Or flan or whatever you want to call it that you got to have every night.

Or I tell your friend you killed his horse.

Or maybe the feeling of power you get when there's a crowd.

Or peppermint. Any flavor you wanted.

Or state senate or whatever.

Or the kid that stole a chicken with the golden eggs.

Our families do everything together.

Our neighbors have an apple tree. Corky loved their apples.

Over there, man. Shake them up.

Over there, man. Shake them up.

Peppermint. Any time of day. Or cherry.

Picking up papers.

Please help me welcome Nick Vanderpark and Tim Dingman.

Please.

Pocket Flan!

Poor Corky. One little target arrow.

Posed in so many colorful and eloquent variations.

Pretty incredible, huh?

Pretzel kiosk.

Really?

Really? You thought I was good? You never said a word about it.

Reason? No, I can't think of...

Recently we received a letter from a woman, Gladys, who...

Remember Lester? He pumped our gas when we moved the sofa.

Right here, come on.

Right next to your cell phone, your pager, your Vapoorize.

Right on, brother. I hear you.

Ringlets! Give me a break. Let me tell you a little story.

Screw Robin Hood, you hear me?

Screw the Merry Men. You're a stinko pinko.

Sees all these little BB holes in our windows.

Shake things up. Shake them up.

She has a complete flip out! She flips out the room!

She's locked herself in the bathroom and I want what you have so bad!

She's right, you know, my eggs taste like bubbles now.

Shine it right on her, buddy boy.

Shit doesn't just disappear.

Shit!

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. God.

Shopping.

Sir! Sir!

Sister. Sister?!

Sit in this chair. Come here.

Sleep and it's going to be different and don't wake up. Okay?

Smokey didn't even notice that we got a horse on the roof.

So beautiful.

So do I. I think it's really exciting.

So here's the deal: Buddy boy...

So I thought I'd canvass the neighborhood

So long, everybody.

So one night I see the whole family drive off.

So that's it. There you have it.

So what, man? You're still my best friend.

So you mean we're not getting a pool?

So, how come you got canned?

So, I've decided I'm going to run for Congress

So, if you could just give me whatever you'd have if you wanted to drink.

So, that's the place?

So, what I'm saying is to hell with the flat cash payout.

Some kids'd eat beans because they've had nothing to eat their whole life,

Something fruity for me and my friend, Tim.

Something has to change.

Something's happened to Corky.

Spray some on my butt because I shat my pants. Yeah!

Stand warned, okay, stand warned.

State senate.

Still have the heart with a lot of money.

Sweetheart, I've been liposucked.

Take the arrow out of his back.

Talk about secluded.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Denise. Zoos?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks. I hear Mr. Nick wants to see me.

That chemical is the ingredient in every can of your so called miracle invention.

That is an awesome invention. I mean, we could sure use it.

That is incorrect. Follow me.

That is nice, Nicky.

That is really very good. Zoos.

That is sensational news, my little gypsy roving friend.

That is the most selfish thing I ever heard in my life.

That my little hearty hi ho Silver routine

That night I got drunk and I was aiming this arrow at my house.

That stinking family across the street. Who wouldn't feel like you?

That story you were telling about shaking things up...

That truck's too high. You won't get the horse in there.

That was not a smart thing to do.

That wife of yours was incredible.

That.

That's correct. That's right. That's what I do.

That's exactly what I thought.

That's it.

That's just his musical ability. That's a whole other thing.

That's like a new skateboard trick.

That's not your fault. You wanted to be friends still,

That's right!

That's right!

That's right.

That's right.

That's the point we were at when you barged in.

That's the thing. But I don't know what happened.

That's unrelated to what happened with the arrow. That was an accident.

That's what Shaunessey was talking about.

That's what you got to do!

That's why I've always remained an independent contractor, an odd job man.

The American entrepreneurs have reason to be hopeful.

The bridge is out.

The brown is always part of it. Even if you don't see it.

The bum wants $50,000 or he'll tell Nick.

The bum. I shot an arrow.

The coffee machine. It's a beautiful, giant rocketship sized coffee machine.

The day that you gave me the wine, remember?

The environment.

The guy loves you, man. You'd be killing your best friend.

The horse died from the prolonged ingesting of a certain chemical,

The horse was great, Nick. Of course you should have a horse.

The J Man don't usually need keys, my little dumbbell pal.

The J Man is zeroed in, okay?

The J Man says, "Come quick."

The minister, he says,

The next thing is item 31.

The only thing this guy Shaunessey's got going for him is your own guilt.

The other hand maybe works the soda, refills the mustard. It's quite a thing.

The pool guy, he's actually some bum I met at a bar.

The semi gourmet flan is going to start the bidding at $4.

The shit lady? No way. We're going with Shaunessey.

The sooner the better.

The square one's little itty bitty. We're getting the bean shaped model.

The van needs an inspection sticker. Good luck.

Their complete line of fecal removing product that's been so successful here.

Then I tell her, "I'm going to Rome tomorrow," and she freaks out!

Then I'd like to see your performance chart,

Then it falls into the red in the focus department.

Then Natalie Vanderpark will cease to be a candidate.

Then put that horse on top of my van. There's rope and tarp in the garage.

Then she starts up with the shit thing.

Then we will give him more.

There are kids in the world who'd walk 50 miles through quicksand

There are no rough parts to smooth... What? Hello?

There is no way you are getting out of this partnership.

There was a hole because we were going to have a pool and I buried him in it.

There was this kid across the street, Ernie "Nice Kid."

There you go.

There'll be towns everywhere.

There's a river that runs along this road. He could be in it.

There's a thing about it in here.

There's got to be thousands of zoos in the world.

There's nothing as dangerous as large quantities of money.

They all gotta do their "business."

They are practicing for the tournament.

They were greeted with great enthusiasm everywhere and fanfare.

They're asleep and don't know you left. I'm doing you a favor doing this.

Things don't just disappear.

This guy at work offered his cabin. It's supposed to be really nice.

This has been vacuum tested

This is it?

This is my territory, Jack.

This is on a serious note.

This is pretty private, honey. I mean, this is great.

This is what I have to talk to you about. Sit down.

This is... This guy...

This is... This is wild, huh, kids?

This is... This man is the man...

This was no picnic, let me tell you.

This'll take half a second. Could you tell me...

Three simple steps, folks.

Tim, if he tells Nick, it'll all be over.

Tim!

Tim?

Tim?

Times that by seven, that's 700 pounds of dung a week for one elephant.

Timmy, I can't find him.

Timmy, I'm sorry, we got to deal with it.

Timmy, where have you been?

Timmy. Honey, I got it. Definitely in the hips.

To a depth of 200 feet if you're scuba diving.

To make paper with sand on it.

To squeeze into their mouth when they want to eat?

To your hoity toity pal across the street.

Too much?! You're my best friend. Nice things make life nicer.

Travel industry. We get into the travel industry.

Try it.

Turbo Everyman, my ass.

Turncoat!

Two thousand dollars. That's all it would've taken.

Under no circumstances is this a lake.

Underground pipes in your yard,

Up is not good enough. You'll have to do better than up.

Va poo rize.

Vapoorize: Because life is tough enough.

Vapoorize!

Vapoorize!

Vapoorize.

Wait a second, Tim. What was that name again?

Wait, I heard that. I'm coming!

Wait, you know what? I'm thinking it's just one ear.

Wait! God.

Wait! He could be in the house.

Wait. Timmy, wait!

We are going to be so rich, Dimitriov!

We did find a broken shaft of a small target arrow in the sternum,

We dig him up. We haul him off.

We don't... we can't pay for the pool.

We fess up.

We get crates of it for free.

We go and ask for forgiveness.

We go up the stairs, please. Right this way.

We got it all worked out.

We had a terrible fight. You got to come over here now.

We have entered, indeed, into a dark day.

We ran some experiments in his sink.

We used Vapoorize because Nick invented it.

We'll give him more money because we'll have enough money to give him.

We'll iron out the details when I come over later.

We'll put pen to paper. Bye bye.

We'll say that if anyone can say that Vapoorize does damage to anything,

We're going to sponsor the biggest rally for you that this town has ever seen.

We're sorry as heck. Where do we go from here?

We're still partners.

We've been looking and looking. Where could he be?

We've been working with dry ice. We've got something amazing.

We've got a new soy based Pocket Flan.

We've walked, like, a mile.

Well, because I know there's something.

Well, didn't your husband get loaded making turds disappear?

Well, don't spill maple syrup on them.

Well, I have this friend. He's my best friend.

Well, look at mine. I don't get it.

Well, my buddy boy, let's go shoot us some golf.

Well, my buddy boy, let's go shoot us some golf.

Well, Pocket Flan saved her life.

Well, that is sensational. I'm the J Man, by the way.

Well, then, good God almighty,

Well, you know what, Tim? You made a mistake.

Well, you know, it sounds like it was an accident.

Well, you know, Nick, that's because you're a dreamer. You know?

Well...

What a day, right?

What a fantastic chicken.

What a spot.

What about here? Right here?

What about the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart?

What about the noise? My family's right there.

What about this? We move the horse someplace else.

What are you doing?

What do you got up there?

What do you mean, "what a spot"? I mean, where...

What do you think they pull out of their Spandex bikini bottom

What I was saying is that one night I got drunk. All right?

What if he wants more again?!

What if I'm doing some skydiving and I'm like:

What if we pay him and then he wants more?

What in the shit is this? What is it?

What is at the heart of everything? What I'm asking you is:

What is at the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart?

What is flan?

What is that?

What kind of sofa?

What private driveway? This isn't a private driveway.

What we are is pals. You slept in my bunk.

What we need to do is we need to focus on what we have.

What will you tell the J Man?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Is this a joke? I don't get your jokes sometimes.

What? You think Bosco would lie?

What'd I do? I sneak across the street and find the BB gun.

What'd you go and blow up at your boss for?

What's flan?

What's going on? It's not going to work.

What's happening?

What's sticking in my back, please?

What's this? Look who's hiding.

What's wrong with...? I'm the J Man, bringing your car back.

When I was maybe 10,

When you got your idea, did you feel it immediately?

Where am I going?

Where are the kids? What's happening?

Where are you?

Where did he go?

Where do all them turds go? I mean, they got to be somewhere.

Where do you...? I can't... In here we've mixed it up.

Where does it come from?

Where does it go?

Where does the shit go? We want to know!

Where does the shit go? We want to know!

Where does the turd go to? Really, tell me now.

Where? Where? The kids are a mess.

Where'd he go?!

Where's the lake?

Which by itself is harmless, but when combined with certain fecal bacteria

While waving toodly fucking do to your best friend,

While you and your family are enjoying nature,

While your wonderful family is away.

Who are you? You're some guy from a bar.

Who here likes to drive race cars? Anybody? All right.

Who here likes to drive? You guys like to drive? Yeah.

Who shoots a pal in the back with a bow and arrow?

Who was in the bathroom. I didn't tell you.

Who's for the giant? Nobody. You hear what I'm saying.

Who's rearing up on a big white horse like he's the Lone Ranger.

Who's your nanny?!

Whoa! Watch out. It's okay.

Whoa! You the man.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Why are we getting the little, itty bitty pool?

Why are you always asking "what"?

Why can't you come with us?

Why do we have to do what you want to do?

Why do you think I called you? I was so pissed off.

Why not? I mean, for crying out loud, I've got a Pete.

Why shouldn't you have a Pete? Who wouldn't like having a Pete?

Why would Bosco lie? I'll go get him right now if you want.

Will you pass these out down at 3M for me?

Windsong told me that I have been hating myself for resenting you.

Windtalker, or whatever her name is.

Winner gets 50 cents. 50 cents. Come on.

Wish me luck.

With this device, I can place that horse on top of any object.

Wow.

XL bed, sleeping nine. Got to love it for $100.

Yah!

Yah! Yah!

Yeah, but, Tim, Nick, I have a question.

Yeah, come quick.

Yeah, I get it.

Yeah, I got to talk to you too.

Yeah, I know. But what makes it disappear?

Yeah, it was fine. It was very smooth. Everything went fine.

Yeah, zoos. I mean, come on, they're full of poop.

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah. Actually, it might be the state senate. I can't remember.

Yeah. I believe in all environments and I'm going to say it.

Yeah. I mean, not the big Congress, of course, the little one.

Yeah. I'm a dreamer?

Yeah. No, no, no. We fess up. We fess up. We tell Nick.

Yes, I know.

Yes, I'd like to ask him about this hellhole.

Yes, I'm Tim.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes?

Yes?

Yes. Yes, I do.

You are home free, my friend. Home free.

You are one big stinking pig, Tim.

You beady eyed little shrimp boat bastard!

You built the White House here, and we're in the shadow of it.

You can fly into outer space, to the moon, to Jupiter if you like.

You can get bumped up to sandpaper with me and the world opens up.

You can move a horse by yourself?

You can walk the dog handsfree and not worry about the Vapoorize.

You come up with something that gets rid of dog turds,

You didn't tell Debbie about my invention?

You didn't want to move and I love that.

You don't have to get me anything else.

You don't know this guy. He's not like other people, he's...

You don't move the horse, I do,

You ever get that?

You ever hear of "reach for the sky"?

You ever hear of night?

You followed your dream. You did what you wanted to do.

You got it. Next morning my old man gets up,

You got one of those? Like one of my ideas?

You got to shut everything down. Get under the covers. Come on.

You got to talk to him. We were pals.

You have to stop, please.

You just cannot eat flan and drive at the same time.

You just gave to us. You gave and you gave and you're so generous.

You just shoot a guy in the back with no warning.

You just stay there and just relax and get ready for the big stuff.

You kidding? There's towns around.

You killed his horse, right? You killed his horse.

You know Dimitriov in research?

You know how I got the idea? You know those big things on Easter Island?

You know that invention of mine that makes turds disappear?

You know that?

You know what I think this is? I think you just got to get some sleep.

You know what I was thinking? We should target zoos.

You know what we'll do with ours?

You know what, man? You could really sack out in this thing.

You know what, we're partners now and we have money too.

You know what? I love this tent. There's not one bug.

You know, buy the yellow Lamborghini that goes 500 miles an hour.

You know, it's like a long, complicated story.

You know, other than every day I get into my little shit box car

You know, that fountain looked a lot better in Rome.

You know, this big rally tomorrow, I'm a wreck about it.

You know, what else can we do?

You look terrible. Honey, one question.

You mean, like the cute little shampoo bottles?

You mean, where they suck the fat out?

You might like to talk about?

You see, we dug it, we had to fill it back in.

You see?

You should be so lucky to be my sister.

You squoze off to your house?

You step in some dog doo. So, what do you do?

You think Edison would've looked up from his workbench at some shit spray?

You think I didn't have a childhood?

You vacation in my bungalow and now you go jump ship.

You want one in your kitchen, in your extra bedroom.

You want somebody else finding my horse?

You wanted to see me?

You will never see me again.

You won't believe what happened. The stupidest, most ridiculous thing.

You wouldn't think that could kill a great big horse.

You, my little dumbbell friend, are Mr. Everyman

You, you unemployed bum, you'll come kick ass with me.

You...

You'll have a great time at Aunt Nancy's.

You're a dreamer.

You're fine. You don't need to get fat sucked out.

You're great in front of people.

You're human. Everyone makes mistakes.

You're incredible, do you know that? You're an incredible friend.

You're like a great big dimwit. You know that. Fantastic.

You're like a specially trained super agent. You know that?

You're looking fit as a fiddle this morning, Mr. Tim.

You're looking very sprightly for the hour.

You're on a trip. You're walking through Venice.

You're right. It's no good.

You're the hero.

You're Tim?

You've got all that. It's pre mixed.

Your family up and blew out of town on you?

Your husband and I were up here discussing your swimming pool options.

Your kid's playing the concert piano, my kid's banging trash cans.

Your opponent Shaunessey,

Your other so called friend in a cozy little triumvirate.

5@y3

"Che something"? Up with the people. People power.

"The little one." "The little one?"

(music) Mountain scented Vapoorize (music) doogah doogah doogah Vapoorize

[All] Bravo! [Natalie] Good stuff.

[Cheering, clapping] Here we go, Nathan. Here we go.

[Cracking] [Debbie groans]

[Debbie] Timmy, honey! What?!

[J Man grimaces] [Wincing]

[J Man sobs] Honey...

[Lula] Mommy, where's Daddy? I don't know, honey.

[Michael] Lula loves her syrup. [Debbie] You have enough syrup.

[Mikey] Corky! [Nickering]

[Mikey] I'm thirsty. Okay.

[Natalie] Up and out? [Nick] Up and out.

[Nick laughing] "Where's the hose go?

[Nick yells] Nick!

[Nick] Good job. [Natalie] Good stuff.

[Nick] Knock, knock. Clothes.

[Nick] Oh, oh! [Tim] What?

[Nick] Oh! [Tim] What?!

[Nick] Sweetie, I can't get it. Don't use a fork.

[Nick] Up... and out. [Natalie] Out where?!

[Nick] We got it. [Natalie giggling]

[Nick] What? [Natalie] The shit.

[Nick] You're the man. Yeah!

[Panting] Thank you. Souvenir.

[Phone rings] [In Italian]

[Screaming] [Gasping]

[Thudding] [Gasping]

[Tim laughs] You're nuts.

[Tim] Did you check the knots? [J Man] Knots? Who knows knots?

[Tim] Hey, Deb? [Debbie] Mmm hmm?

[Tim] How about right here? No, it's not good.

[Tim] I did a horrible thing. [Nick] The thing's in the middle.

[Tim] One night... Yeah?

[Tim] We have. [Applause]

[Vanderparks cheering, clapping] [Natalie] Come on!

[Whistling] [Debbie] Timmy! Telephone!

[Woman] Almost. [Nick] All right.

[Woman] Go ahead, Nathan. [Nick] All right.

$50,000? [Yelling] It's pennies!

50l50? That's right. 50l50.

A great big horse, where? Nick, a horse can't just disappear.

Accessorize with Vapoorize. Hold on.

All right? I'll be right back. Yeah.

All right. [Applause]

And enjoy. Enjoy!

And you just open up your little pad. Right.

And you know exactly what it is. Then why do you always say "nothing"?

Arrow. Fricking nitwit.

Bye, Daddy. We'll miss you.

Bye, have a good day at work. Bye, Daddy.

Bye, honey. Good luck at the salt mines, Dad.

Bye, sweetheart. Bye, honey.

Bye. Oh!

Cabin on a lake? Yeah.

Come on, kids, flan time! Get down here, the flan's here!

Corky! [Debbie] Hold Lula's hand, honey.

Corky's gone? Have you seen Corky?

Corky's new home. This is not good for me.

Did he ever defecate in their yard? I imagine.

Did you get your performance chart? Yeah.

Did you work out a deal with him? No! He's dead.

Dimitriov? Yeah.

Disappears? Yes!

Do I, Pete? I don't think so.

Do not call her that. It's Windsong. Windsong. My mistake. Windsong.

Do you like it? Yeah.

Do you want your money? Yes.

Does he have any lines? No, honey, he's a tree.

Easter Island? Huh?

Ever? No.

Exactly. My God, that's so simple and awesome!

Exactly. Right?

Exciting. Watch this.

Excuse me. [All screaming]

Fess up? Yeah.

Flan! Oh, boy! Whoo!

Forgiveness? Yes.

Go pay the bum now. Go pay the bum?!

Good talk. Yeah, good talk.

Guys, flan's on the table! Flan!

Hang on! I can't hold on much longer!

Have a good night. Let's go.

Have you seen Corky? I haven't seen Corky.

He has the Pocket Flan. Right? Right.

He's got to be somewhere. Yeah, but where?

He's having a ball with this thing. What thing?

Here goes. All right, come on. Nick!

Hey, peanut. We all really missed you.

Hey, tiger! Daddy!

Hey! Hey.

Hi. You look really, really wonderful.

Hide! Hide?

Hide? Can't I just mosey off? No! Don't mosey off.

Honey, I love you. I love you too.

Honey, this is really insane. Get in! Get in!

Honey, you killed his horse! I'm telling him everything.

How big? Yes.

How'd you get my keys? Keys?

Hurry up, honey, you'll be late. [Tim] All right.

Hurry up! Come on! Honey!

Hurry. Get in the house. Let it go. Stop! What are you doing?

I can't believe he didn't see it. [J Man] Dumb Smokey.

I can't hear. Are your ears ringing? No.

I don't like English muffins. Eat your cereal.

I don't like English muffins. Eat your cereal.

I got another one for you. [Nick] Yeah?

I got to get back to work. Yeah.

I got to talk to you. Stupid, crappy, stupid thing.

I hate you, merry go round. Where's the switch?

I have not seen Corky. That's what I mean.

I know! Come on.

I like maple syrup. Not from my pants.

I like the socks. You gave us so much.

I think so. What is it?

I think. You know. You know what I think?

I told him about my invention. What invention?

I told you it was a piece of junk! I'm glad we weren't on it.

I want some of that! Okay.

I'm not a dreamer. You're not the most focused person.

I'm not always asking "what." Yes, you are.

I'm nuts. I'm crazy. You're crazy!

I'm sorry, Nick. No, no. It's okay.

If we had a little extra money... We don't have extra money.

In your house? Yes, you got...

It's all right. Every time without exception?

It's impossible to turn it off. I did something really stupid.

It's like... Sorry.

It's made especially for your spine. I like it.

It's okay, honey. Dad's just having a meltdown.

Just flip it! Flip it!

Just get into orange. That's all I need.

Kind of big beard? Kind of strange? No.

Let's do it on the laundry. Where are the kids?!

Listen to me. Bye bye.

Look at me. I was thinking the same thing.

Look. The guy's crazy. There is no dead man!

Lumbar support. That is good.

Meet our best friends in the universe. How do you do?

Mom, these aren't brown enough. Do you want me to burn them?

My big international partner. Debbie.

My God. [Tim] It's okay.

Nice try. [Nick] All right, Nathan, let's...

Nick, I got to talk to you. And the onloff button's in the middle!

Nick, no. Please. Yes. You'll love it.

Nick? Mmm hmm.

Nick? Yeah.

No spoon, no mess! That's right.

No, Nick. You see this bow and arrow? Yeah.

No. Not one bit.

No. This evening. Who knows exactly when.

Not you. You know, I'm not Popeye.

Oh, my God! Oh, man!

Oh, my God. What is this? Troopers.

Okay, good. Thanks. No, no, no. I'll come over.

Okay? Yes.

Okay. [Weeping uncontrollably]

Okay. Okay?

Over a couple of bucks. Me.

Partners? Why not?

Pipes? Yes.

Pocket Flan! And here's another question.

Positive. You guys are so fantastic.

Put the horse on the van? Put the horse on the van.

Really? And an office like this.

Really? Of course.

Remember him now? I do. Yes.

Remember what I said. Focus.

Right? Very nice.

Right. Thinking of buying a swimming pool?

Robin Hood? Really? Listen to me.

Rope. Yeah, and be quiet.

She's been blaming me for Corky. Who?

Shit, what time is it? What kind of question is that?

Sir, I'll talk to the office. [In Spanish]

Sit back. Oh, this is some chair!

So? So? So, what are you doing here?

Some other wing. [Banging, clanking]

Sometimes you think you hear things... You're a great friend.

Squeeze it! Squeeze it!

Swimming pool options? Yes.

Thank you. Okay.

The merry go round is acting up again. [Nellie crying]

Then we won't get a chance to be rich. [Timer buzzes]

There's nobody there! God. Car! He's wounded! He's crazy!

Thinking bean shaped. [Grunts]

Tim. Tim.

Timmy. Timmy, check this out. What?

Tomorrow we'll have pancakes. Fine.

Too good to be true? No!

Try different breakfast foods. I like pancakes.

Try it! Yes.

Try it. Try it.

Try it. See how it feels. Try it.

Used to go to work together every day. Keep it coming.

We have a little. Not to get fat sucked out.

We miss you already. I'll be home soon.

We'll get them next time, no problem. [Natalie] Good job.

Well, now. [Lula] Daddy! We're home!

What did he want? Nothing.

What do you do? I don't know what to do.

What do you mean "partners"? You, me...

What if we are polluting? [Debbie] Natalie...

What is the doogah? I thought there would be drums.

What is the doogah? I thought there would be drums.

What the hell was that? They're bowling next door.

What time is it? You got a time hang up, don't you?

What, are you kidding? I am.

What? [Kids] Corky?

What? Come on!

What? I killed his horse.

What? I'm glad we weren't on it.

What? Nothing.

What? Shake things up.

What? No, we're not animals. No, of course not.

What's that? What?

What's wrong with here? It doesn't feel right.

What's wrong? It's for you.

Where does the shit go? [Nick] Up.

Where'd she go? I don't know.

Where's the button? In the middle.

Who at work offered you this? Jackameyer.

Who at? I blew up at my boss.

Whoa! [Screaming] Ow!

Whoo! Hi, Mom!

Why didn't you tell me? I should've told you.

Yeah? Yeah. Like a really big idea.

Yeah. And it makes you feel better.

Yeah. Good.

Yeah. Well...

Yeah. Wouldn't I?!

Yeah. Yeah?

Yes, I remember. That's when we were buddies.

You all right? Crampers.

You don't know flan? Eat your flan, buddy. Kids, flan!

You have a cabin on the lake? What?

You know, the floorboards. How big?

You okay? Yeah? Yeah.

You sure? Yeah. No.

You take out a travel size Vapoorize. That's it!

You told me it would work and it did! [Natalie] Did you see that?!

You want to talk? Where are you? I'm coming over.

You're not coming over here. Yes.

You're not coming over. Don't you worry, buddy roll.

Your invention? Yeah.

...grateful for this opportunity to address the central question

...with the Dow off 11 and the NASDAQ up five and a half.

"'Good. Good."'

"A sweet time of life."

"Armando's freight train sized manhood

"Daddy, where's the flan?"

"Her"?

"How do I work it? I don't know!"

"I don't have time for cornflakes. I do have time for flan."

"I got to get some... I'm going to get some cornflakes.

"I must tell you, my friend Armando had a hog like a freight train."

"I put a hose under my arm and then I fight the fire."

"I want to get down there where it's brown and super sugary."

"It's pie in the sky."

"Jasper and Amos shine the flashlight into the hole.

"made me, with a regular size one, quite miserable."

"my friend Armando and I spent the summer in New York.

"Not all the time miserable, of course, but sometimes."

"our three penises were quite similar in size and bulk."

"Staring up at them, tied and gagged, was Louie the Grouch."

"That's good.

"Thought you might enjoy a taste from our newly acquired vineyard."

"Where am I gonna put my hose? I can't hold the hose and this thing.

"Why you spending money on a mansion in the Valley?"

(music) [Can't Help Myself plays in Italian]

(music) [Envy reprise]

(music) [Envy reprise]

(music) [Envy reprise]

(music) [Envy reprise]

(music) [Envy reprise]

(music) [Envy reprise]

(music) [Envy reprise]

(music) [harmonica, drumming]

(music) [light, upbeat ukulele]

(music) [man singing Envy]

(music) [man singing Valderi]

(music) [piano, offbeat drumming]

(music) [sped up music]

(music) [up tempo salsa music]

(music) A doodley doo

(music) All of a sudden You stepped in poo!

(music) Gonna be a bright Bright sunshiny day

(music) My knapsack on my back

(music) Valdera

(music) Valdera

(music) Valdera ha ha ha...

(music) Valdera ha ha ha...

(music) Valderi

(music) Valderi

(music) Valderi

(music) Valderi

(music) Vapoorize, Vapoorize

(music) You don't know what to do

(music) You're walkin' along

[Alarm beeps]

[Alarm buzzes]

[All laughing]

[All screaming]

[Announcer] Next up, ladies and gentlemen, Nathan Vanderpark.

[Announcer] Now at stores everywhere.

[Announcer] Now at stores everywhere.

[Auctioneer] The next item, an extra large bed that sleeps nine comfortably,

[Audience clapping]

[Audience laughs]

[Both giggling]

[breathing heavily]

[Chanting continues]

[Cheering continues]

[Cheering, applause]

[Cheering]

[Cheering]

[Chuckling] I pray to God you're kidding.

[Continue shouting]

[Continues in Italian]

[Continues snoring]

[Debbie sighs]

[Debbie sighs]

[Debbie squeals]

[Debbie] A little 50l50 surprise.

[Debbie] Then we'll throw out this challenge:

[Debbie] Who knows?

[Dial tone]

[Gasping, cooing]

[Gasping]

[Gasping]

[Grimacing] Yeah. No, I'm fine.

[groaning in distance]

[Grunting, gasping]

[Heavy breathing, moaning]

[High pitched whinny, thudding]

[High pitched whinny]

[Hysterical crying]

[Imitates drum]

[In Italian]

[In Italian]

[In Italian]

[Interpreter] This call has been transferred to you.

[Interpreter] What a hog.

[J Man whimpering]

[J Man] (music) Valderi

[J Man] Bad vibe.

[J Man] Hey.

[J Man] So how was the flight? Was it enjoyable?

[J Man] Where do you get off at? I bought you drinks.

[J Man] You got to shake things up. Over there, man. Shake them up.

[Knocking]

[Lambs bleating]

[Laughing]

[laughing] I can't think of it.

[light applause]

[Loud clanging]

[Low chattering]

[Man] Harsh.

[Man] How come?

[Man] Mr. Dingman!

[Man] Who it is, Mable?

[Melodic dog bark doorbell]

[Melodic dog bark doorbell]

[Mikey] Such a great horse, Corky.

[Mikey] Who's a good boy?

[Moaning]

[Music halts]

[Nanny] Mr. Vanderpark! Mr. Vanderpark!

[Nanny] Mr. Vanderpark! Mr. Vanderpark!

[Natalie, kids cheering]

[Natalie] Almost.

[Natalie] Come on.

[Natalie] Double knots? We never did double knots.

[Natalie] Everywhere I go, they yell, "Where does the shit go?"

[Natalie] Flan, kids! Flan!

[Natalie] God, we are going to be so rich!

[Natalie] Here they come!

[Natalie] I have champagne glasses, too.

[Natalie] Ladies and gentlemen...

[Natalie] My God. Nick. Nick!

[Natalie] Nick, Nathan and Nellie want you to kiss their boo boos.

[Natalie] Nick? Where does it go?

[Natalie] On this beautiful, clear day,

[Nathan] Just wait and see this, Dad.

[Nick and Natalie whooping]

[Nick] Big day.

[Nick] Close one.

[Nick] Come on. Look at this place.

[Nick] Come.

[Nick] Corky, come on!

[Nick] Disgusting how?

[Nick] Do you ever just watch your hand?

[Nick] Get a camera. There's nothing to shoot!

[Nick] Goggles.

[Nick] Honey! I love you.

[Nick] How about this?

[Nick] I'm so glad you guys are here! This is Dimitriov.

[Nick] It makes the whole house. It makes the yard. With the sound.

[Nick] It works. It works like a charm.

[Nick] Natalie stormed out of the bedroom.

[Nick] Okay, let me get it for you. I'll do everything.

[Nick] One spray: Problem solved.

[Nick] Pocket Flan!

[Nick] That's enough. Hey!

[Nick] Tim.

[Nick] Up and out. Out. Up and out.

[Nick] Vapoorize!

[Nick] Vapoorize.

[Nick] When I hit it big,

[Nick] Where is the shit?!

[Nick] Whoo!

[Owl hoots]

[Parmenter] Your performance chart's pretty good until here.

[Phone rings inside]

[phone rings]

[Phone rings]

[Protestors] Where does the shit go? We want to know!

[Rustling, footsteps]

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Shouting] You all right?

[Shouting] You seem distracted!

[Shouts of protest]

[sighing deeply] I did love Corky.

[Sighing]

[Sighing]

[Snoring]

[Snorting]

[Sobbing]

[softly] When?

[Speaking in Italian]

[Speaking in Spanish]

[Speaks Italian]

[Teary] Oh, my God.

[Terrified cries]

[Tim groans]

[Tim] (music) Gonna be a bright Bright sunshiny day

[Tim] He's not doing anything.

[Tim] Hiking trails.

[Tim] I'll come there. Here I come.

[Tim] It's an hour from here and it has all sorts of wildlife...

[Tim] Mrs. Butterworths isn't a squirt bottle.

[Tim] Nick, I gotta talk to you. I did something really stupid.

[Tim] No.

[Tim] Oh, no! He's gone!

[Tim] That's right. I'd love to see this...

[Tim] This'll look great in the yard next to the bug tent.

[Tim] Wouldn't the pad get disgusting after awhile?

[Tim] You bet this is it.

[Tires squeal]

[Vapoorize commercial in Italian]

[Voice cracks] Is that a reason?

[Wailing] My God.

[Whispering] Corky.

[Whispering] He's doing so well.

[Whispering] Shh! Don't say a word. Not a word. Not a word. Okay?

[Whispering] The pool people come tomorrow.

[Whispering] What is that?

[Whistle blows]

[Whistling]

[Whooping, laughter]

[Whooping, screaming]

[Whooping]

[Woman] Come on!

[Woman] Mr. And Mrs. Vanderpark, sorry we had to perform an autopsy,

[yelling, grunting]

[Yelling]

$ 72 for this white statue of a man on a horse with a spray can.

$ 72, anyone? No?