Anne Robinson - The Weakest Link Edit

A pretty lackluster performance.

A somewhat substandard performance. I think you'll agree.

Ah, so the standard settings aren't good enough for you.

Allen.

Amber.

And after that performance, I imagine your family are all rushing out to change their names to avoid embarrassment.

And tell me what do you do with your spare time? Clearly you don't spend it keeping up with current affairs.

Angela

Angela

Any excuses for that performance?

Are we a little bit confused?

Are you sure the championship is not for intellectual lightweights?

Art is supposed to be your specialist subject, but I doubt you could tell the difference between a watercolour and a matte vinyl.

Arthur

As the strongest link in the last round, you have the choice of who goes first.

As the strongest link you get to choose. So who will it be?

At this rate, we'll never get started.

At this rate, we'll never get started.

Austin

Barry

Barry.

But I suggest you buy a radio. Then perhaps you could answer at least some of the music question.

Cindy

Come on hurry up, it's not really that difficult.

Didn't really do the business there, did you?

Do you actually understand the idea of the game?

Do you honestly expect to be able to win being this slow?

Do you want to get someone to read it out loud to you?

Eddie

Eddie.

Evelyn

For someone of your age, you do seem remarkably uninformed.

Frank

Gary.

Gary.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

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Got lots of time to waste, have we?

Hardly the decisive type, are you?

Heaven knows what will happen if I ask you something difficult.

Hmm, interesting choice.

Hurry up, are you gonna play or not?

I cannot imagine how your family will feel watching this.

I don't think I've ever seen the game played that badly before.

I have to say I am at a loss for words.

I imagine you're pretty embarrassed right now.

I suggest you get on with it.

I think I'd feel rather ashamed if I were you.

I think perhaps you ought to get out a bit more. Then you might have a better idea of what's going on in the world.

I thought as a student you'd at least be an expert on television, but you obviously don't even watch the box.

I thought you were an expert on places. I'm amazed. You could even find your way to the studio today.

I thought you were supposed to know something about science. A rocket scientist. You are not.

I wonder how your customers and clients are going to feel. Do you think they're being encouraged by your outstanding performance here today?

I'd say that was a disaster.

I'm surprised you've got this far.

If you answer this correctly, you have won.

If you perform as badly as that at work, I'm amazed you've managed to hold down a job at all.

If you take this long in the game, you'll stay with us will be very short.

Is it a bit complicated for you? Are the words too hard for you?

Is your hearing going because you don't seem to have understood a single question I've asked.

It looks very much like you voted off a rival.

It's time to vote off. The weakest link.

Jenny

Jenny

Jez.

JoJo

Jules.

Jules.

Karen

Karen

Kate.

Kim.

Leisure is meant to be your specialist subject. Clearly you didn't do any work preparing.

Let me see if I've got this clear in your job. You actually give advice to other people. I find that pretty scary.

Let's play the weakest link.

Let's play the weakest link.

Let's play the weakest link.

Let's play the weakest link. Start the clock.

Let's play the weakest link. Start the clock.

Let's play the weakest link. Start the clock.

Let's play the weakest link. Start the clock.

Let's play the weakest link. Start the clock.

Let's play the weakest link. Start the clock.

Let's play the weakest link. Start the clock.

Lorraine

Lucina

Maeve

Mary

My goodness, what a disaster.

Nicholas.

Nick

Not a very impressive total team in the least.

Not very good. What are you?

Now the rules. In each round, the aim is to answer enough questions correctly to reach $125,000 target within the time limit.

Now the rules. In each round, the aim is to answer enough questions correctly to reach your $500,000 target within the time limit.

Now the rules. In each round, the aim is to answer enough questions correctly to reach your £10,000 target within the time limit.

Now the rules. In each round, the aim is to answer enough questions correctly to reach your £30,000 target within the time limit.

Now the rules. In each round, the aim is to answer enough questions correctly to reach your £125,000 target within the time limit.

Now the rules. In each round, the aim is to answer enough questions correctly to reach your £2500 target within the time limit.

Now the rules. In each round, the aim is to answer enough questions correctly to reach your one and a half $1,000,000 target within the time limit.

Now the rules. In each round, the aim is to answer enough questions correctly to reach your six and a quarter $1,000,000 target within the time limit.

Now you said people was your subject, but I think perhaps you've made a mistake because you don't even appear to know your own name, let alone anyone elses.

Now you told us you were interested in history. Keep performing like that and that'll be what you'll be.

Now you told us you were interested in literature. Was that a fantasy? Perhaps because I'm beginning to wonder if you've ever read a book at all.

Oh dear, decisions are not your major Forte, are they?

Oh dear, just the one player. Don't you have any friends?

Perhaps you didn't hear the questions properly.

Rather, let the others down in that round, didn't you?

Ravi

Ravi

Reach affect your £2500 target.

Reached and backed your $125,000 TARP.

Reached and backed your £10,000 target.

Rose

Rose

Ruth.

Samantha.

Samantha.

Sapphire

Sarah.

Sarah.

Shall we all take a nap while you go on deciding?

Shameful, not a good round at all.

So someone who's specialist subject is politics. That was a dismal performance on a showing like that, I'd expect to be voted out yourself.

So what happened?

So what went wrong?

Some questions too hard for you is that it?

Someone of your age should have known the pop music questions if nothing else.

Sometime this week would be nice.

Start the.

Steve

Steve

Tell me how are your grades at school perform like that in your exams, and there'll be a lot of resets for you.

Tell me was I speaking a language you don't understand. Was that the problem?

Tell me, did you actually go to school? Did you ever pass any exams?

Tell me, do you any right for newspapers as opposed to reading them? Maybe you should change the one you read and you might be a bit better informed. I am of course, assuming you do read a newspaper.

Tell me, do you think you'll be able to find your own way home because your knowledge of geography is pretty suspect.

That means you are today's strongest link and you go away with the prize money.

That money will go through to the next round, but one of you will not.

That was an absolutely pathetic amount banked.

That was hardly brilliant, was it?

That was, in a word, appalling.

That's not who I'd have chosen.

The fastest way is to create a chain of seven correct answers. Get your question wrong and you break the chain and lose all the money in that chain. But if you say back before the question is asked...

The fastest way is to create a chain of seven correct answers. Get your question wrong and you break the chain and lose all the money in that chain. But if you say bank before the question is asked...

The first question is for $15,000.

The first question is for $50,000.

The first question is for $5000.

The first question is for 250 pounds.

The first question is for 500 pounds.

The first question is for 2500 pounds.

There's more than one of you. Well, at least you can't all be voted off in round one.

Tim.

Time is up. You could have won £2500.

Times up now you could have won £10,000 in that round.

Times up you could have won $125,000.

Times up you could have won $500,000.

Times up you could have won £30,000.

Times up you could have won £125,000.

Times up you could have won one and a half $1,000,000.

Times up you could have won six and a quarter $1,000,000.

To someone who's specialist subject to sport. That was a pretty amazingly poor performance. If I was on your team, I'd want to transfer immediately.

Today's prize money is shown at the bottom of your screen.

Tony

Tony

Voting over it's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

Was that the best you could do?

We have a tie when the vote is tied, the strongest link has to cast the deciding vote.

We now go into a sudden death situation. The questions will continue in pairs. If one of you gets your question correct, then the other will have to answer correctly or lose. Let's play sudden death.

We now go into a sudden death situation. The questions will continue in pairs. If one of you gets your question correct, then the other will have to answer correctly or lose. Let's play sudden death.

Welcome to the weakest link.

Welcome to the weakest link.

Welcome to the weakest link.

Welcome to the weakest link.

Welcome to the weakest link.

Well, allegedly the weakest links are gone and still you only get this much.

Well, didn't get many right, did you?

Well, not much of a contribution there was that.

Well, that was interesting.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Well, you don't seem to know anything about your specialist subjects, let alone anything else.

Well, you haven't managed to pick up any knowledge at all from your hobbies.

What exactly are scintillating performance team?

What on Earth was going on there?

What sort of questions did you think you were going to get? Obviously not the sort I've asked you.

Why did you vote for her?

Why did you vote for him?

Why this person?

William.

William.

With five votes, you are the weakest link.

With four votes, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

With six votes, you are the weakest link.

With three votes, you are the weakest link.

With two votes, you are the weakest link.

Would you like someone to press the buttons for you?

Yeah dear, that was a shock.

Yes, you probably do need to cheat.

You are the strongest link remaining and you will answer first.

You are the weakest link, goodbye.

You are the weakest link, goodbye.

You are the weakest link, goodbye.

You are the weakest link.

You did go to university, did you? You actually got a degree.

You do know, do you? You're supposed to give the right answers.

You have the most votes.

You leave with nothing.

You like the questions.

You need to answer this correctly to stay in the game.

You reached and bagged your £125,000 target.

You think you might have at least learned something from your job?

You told us apparently that nature was your specialist subject. Do you even know what the word mean?

You very nearly reach your target.

You will answer first.

You're not much use when it comes to technology, are you?

You've reached and backed your $500,000 target.

You've reached and backed your six and a quarter $1,000,000 target.

You've reached and bagged your £30,000 target.

You've reached and bagged your one and a half billion dollar target.

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