Potato Phone! Edit

A potato and a sweet potato were playing on the playground. The sweet potato told the potato, hey, I just found out I'm related to you. The potato said, no, you're not the sweet potato, said back. ...

Alright, well it's been good talking to you. I got to charge up the potato for another caller.

Although I do have some pretty funny potato themed jokes, do you want to hear one?

An agitator.

Have you ever tried to make a potato phone?

Hi.

Hmm.

How you doing?

How's your day going?

I got just one question for you.

Later, alligator.

Laugh 1

Laugh 1

Laugh 2

No, I promise you this is not an April Fool's joke.

No.

OK, sweet.

One day, two potatoes who were best friends were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over the uninjured potato ...

See ya.

Want to hear another?

Well, you know I'm just talking to you on my potato phone.

What do you think about all this?

What do you think about that?

What kind of potato is always looking for a fight?

What?

When?

Where?

Who?

Why?

Yes.