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Actually Im gay
Aint that a bitch
Alright well fuck you
And I told ya your momma likes stupid motherfuckers
Aw you got nothing better to do than listen to me or you wouldnt keep calling me
Bird to get him or some shit idk
Bitch you cant scare a cat
Bitch you couldnt kill
Bitchslapped ya mama and told her she shouldve swallowed
Bored little baby
Bored little faggot
Call em you cock sucker
Can I help you
Cause Ima be waiting there for ya ahahaha
Come on down
Come on down 2
Come on to my house I wont say no to you
Did you make it out of 2nd grade
Do what
Do what 2
Dumbfuck
Dummy
Friday night
Fuck You 1
Gerbil Fairy
Gimme ya dick Ill hold onto it
Go ahead admit it
Go ahead cock sucker
Go tell the police
Go to hell man
Goddamn
Gonna charge the damn phone it about running down
Have my ass kicked by a 4 year old
He better watch out big bird get his ass
He cant get out and play with the big boys
He cant go to a adult place he gotta stay home
He gotta sit there and watch sesame street
He huntin gerbils
He in love
He said he wanna get buttfucked or something
He'll be in love
Hello
Hold on
How about that
Huh
I ain't stuttering
I aint even got a leash on bitch imagine that
I aint gonna jail for harassing people
I aint the motherfucker
I bet the only thing you can blow off
I bet we gonna have fun
I bet ya mama real proud of you
I bet ya mama real proud of you did you make it out of 2nd grade
I called you
I do think so
I dont need permission to talk
I got something for ya
I got something for you come on over here
I got the right guy
I just left her house
I will bitch
Ill cuss ya wife out Ill cuss you out
Ill pull your dick out rip it off
Ill tell em what a queer you are
Ill tell you no Ill tell you no fuck you
Im already in hell motherfucker I own the place you didn't know that
Im drunk really
Im glad you know what I drink if you think so
Im really smart I aint that goddamn stupid
Im so fucking scared
Im the smartest motherfucker you've ever met
Ima go put you in pervert room
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Jackoff on the phone
Jose Cangera
Just gonna take your soul to hell
Know you wanna suck a cock but cant do it over the phone stupid ass
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Long time ago
Mama wont let him out
Mhm
My mama said you're the sorryest motherfucker ya mama ever had and she agreed
Nahhhh
No
No I sure dont
Oh what do you know about my wife
Oh yeah Im suicidal come on down here
Oh you like giving blowjobs ahh
Ok well Im here
Okay
Okay 2
Or your daddy come in and spank you for being a cocksucker
Poor little baby bored bitch on a friday night
Run your mouth on my dick while I hit this bowl
Satan doesnt have to be drunk
Sesame Street
So take the dick out your mouth
So you a hoiser
So you wanna suck a goats dick
So you wanna suck a goats dick what
Son of a bitch
Sound like a fairy
Spit it out it dont belong to you motherfucker
Sure youd be real sweet to me
That means fuck you little monkey
That sounds fun
Thats my dick in your caller ID
The only thing I need your permission for
The only thing I need your permission for fuck you
There aint nobody who can stop me
Things arent always how they appear
Told you Im the devil Im in hell what the fuck
Watch cartoons on TV and play with the phone
We get bored easily
Well come get it
Well its cold out here and my balls are shrung
What
What 2
What 3
What am I looking for
What is that
What motherfucker
Whats the matter you lose your goddamn voice
Where am I at now
Who are you
Woooooo
Ya a cocksucker
Ya a dipshit
Ya a loser and a booser huh
Ya aint got enough balls to motherfucker
Ya ass is mine
Ya mama (inaudible)
Ya mama said you a skiddish motherfucker
Ya mama told me I can piss on your body
Ya mamas a son of a bitch
Ya mamas a son of a bitch 2
Ya mommy wont let you out of the house you little bored motherfucker
Yeah 1
Yeah 2
Yeah 3
Yeah 4
Yeah 5
Yeah hah
Yeah I am
Yeah I been let loose a long time ago
Yeah I bet youd suck a head wouldnt you
Yeah I got your numbers on caller ID dumbfuck
Yeah Ill leave a piece of candy on your pillar
Yeah Im a fucker too whatcha gonna do about that
Yeah Im a motherfucker
Yeah what now motherfucker Im scared of you dont come down here
Yeah you are
Yeah you stupid son of a bitch you keep calling me
Yes 1
You a goddamn little dick thats got no sense you stupid fuck
You aint big enough to fuck me
You aint even man enough to walk near my shoes
You aint got shit figured out dumbass
You aint man enough
You are stupid
You cant kill a goddamn biscuit you sorry fuck
You come to Kansas bitch Ill send you and toto to hell
You did
You didn't know Im actually a preacher
You dont even know who I am
You dumbfuck
You gonna cry some more now
You gonna what
You got a good idea
You got my permission
You need to quit stuttering
You one of em kinky bastards aint ya
You wanna suck a dick
You wanna what
You want me to fuck you, you cant make up your goddamn mind can you
You want me to put you in a fucking hole
You're a bitch
You're a hoiser motherfucker huh
You're number one cocksucker Ive ever heard of
You're so smart you impress me to hell and back
You're still a stupid motherfucker
You're too damn old
Youll be a cocksucker when you get through