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Can we invade the deep logic we keep hitting a damn firewall
Come on learn goddamn it!
Gentlemen i wouldn't trust this overgrown pile of microchips any further than i could throw it
Goddammit i'd piss on a spark plug if i thought it'd do any good
Greetings professor falken (3)
I have seven correction eight redbirds two degrees past apogee
Shall we play a game
Strange game the only winning move is not to play
What's it doing it's learning
(wopr computer humming)