Tom The Pissed Off Roofer (Roid) Soundboard Edit

A&S roofing

AMS roofing

And I've already called him there after you. They're gonna get you eventually.

Cock sucker

Don't call here no more mother fucker!

Go fuck yourself you asshole.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey.

Huh?

I don't call anybody.

I don't call you, you are, so you call me.

I don't know who you're talking to and I have no idea why you call and you're gonna have to stop.

I wish I was someplace I could get my hands on you, that's all I can tell ya.

I'm gonna report this number

If I was there, I'd kick your fucking ass, motherfucker!

If you talk to me, go fuck yourself.

Let me tell you something asshole.

Miss Tom.

Mother fucker.

Somebody must be calling me and you, somehow, on the same fuckin' number

The police are gonna get you

This is A and S roofing.

This is ANSSI roofing.

Tom.

We tried to call.

Well, this is A and S roofing that's got nothing to do with construction.

Well, we'll see.

Were you trying to talk to you think I'm calling you or something?

Who gets a call you you cock sucker?

Who you talkin to?

Who you trying to call?

Who?

Who?

Who's this?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You called her three times in the last 10 minutes and I'm God damn sick of it.

You fucked up this time, I got your goddamn cell phone number, motherfucker, and tomorrow we find out who you are!