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Alright, we gotta cover your port tax. It's 118 for both of you.
Alright.
An ready when you are.
And CVV number on the back.
And you got a whole year and a half to get on the cruise ship.
As it appears on the card.
Better not do another call.
By the Mail or by email.
Do you know who my boyfriend is?
Do you know who my boyfriend is?
Do you know who my boyfriend is?
Exactly.
For you in a companion, it's 59 each.
From New York.
He's in the mafia.
He's in the mafia.
How is a heckuva cruise? You're already in Florida. You might as well take it.
How you want it by the Mail or by email.
I.
I'll hold on honey.
I'm gonna tell him to come after you. I swear to God I will.
I'm waiting patiently, yeah.
I'm waiting.
If you do one more call you didn't come and look for you.
Is this sound like something you wanna do or no? It's a one time called today. That's it.
It's a debit visa.
It's for you in a companion.
Just from not having to get an airplane ticket, you're already here.
Mafia Lady Soundboard Sound
MasterCard
MasterCard OK.
Michigan.
No.
No.
Oh absolutely.
Oh I can honey I'm married.
Oh I can honey I'm married.
Oh, absolutely, you're already here in Florida, so you don't have to get an airplane ticket.
OK, an expiration date.
OK, go ahead.
OK, honey and now your name.
OK.
OK.
OK.
One more call.
She's gonna ask you how you want your package.
So do you want me to come down there and kick your ass right now?
So what credit card do you want to use today?
So you better lock your doors.
So you're wasting my valuable time here today, aren't you? Arnold?
Soul.
That's all you gotta cover. You got a whole year to take the cruise.
That's for you participating in their telephone surveys.
They're gonna send you on a 2 day two night cruise.
We can bring up to four.
We're gonna get this over to you by email or Mail.
Well, you're not calling from New York or Michigan like the others.
Wow, you been awarded a two day two night cruise.
Yeah honey, we just gotta get to West Palm Beach. You're not far away.
Yes.
Yes.
You gotta cover your part tax.
You know what I'm going to find out where you live.
You take it.
You're saving yourself a lot of money.
You're totally around the corner.
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