Judge Judy Soundboard Edit

And how much do you earn a year?

And you were incarcerated for a period of time, is that right?

Anything else?

Are we understanding each other?

Are you a licensed daycare provider?

Basement of My Trailer #crickets #cringe #not funny #no one laughed #bad joke #awkward

Be quiet unless I speak to you.

Be quiet.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever #dumb #stupid

But I have some questions for you.

Bye.

Call the Police #judge judy #911 #police #call somebody

Do you go to school?

Do you listen at all?

Do you understand that?

Do you understand?

Do you wanna be a miserable, ugly person your whole life? Well, you're starting out that way. You really are right now. You're on the road to loser. Big time.

Don't ask me how I'm doing #judge judy #bad day #dont ask me #not fine

Don't Lie To Me #judge judy #dont lie #try me #liar #be honest #lies

Don't speak until I speak to you.

Don't speak.

Don't tell me what's relevant and what's not.

Dumb Ideas come from people who have dumb brains #dumb ideas #dumb #no brain #stupid #bad idea #judge judy

Explain that to me.

Eye Roll #eye roll #judge judy #court #ugh #yikes #annoyed #poor excuse #thumbs down #negative

Forget it.

Give me a break.

Good for you.

Good.

Guacamole #guacamole #judge judy #avocado

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Hello!? (Judge Judy)

Hello.

How many speeding violations have you had?

How much do you earn a year?

How much is World of Warcraft?

How's that?

I believe. That you are a mother who is pretty desperate.

I can't tell you how many times I've waited for a car service and I picked up the telephone and they say they're on the FDR drive, but there's traffic over the 59th St. Bridge, but the idiots don't...

I don't believe that, sweetheart.

I don't believe you.

I don't believe you. How's that? I don't believe you.

I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't know where your head is.

I don't know why she's gotta be in her bonnet. I don't know what her problem is.

I don't wanna hear you unless I ask you a question.

I eat morons like you up for breakfast.

I hate dealing with dumb women.

I know she's an idiot. I know she's an idiot.

I listening to one person at a time.

I thought we understood each other. You disappointing me, Sir?

I understand that.

I want you to answer my question.

I want you to know that I'm going to make you appear to be ridiculous to everybody that you know unless I get accurate answers from you. Do we understand each other?

I want you to start absorbing what I'm saying to you. You just want to talk. I'm not your psychiatrist.

I want you to take like out of the dictionary #judge #judy #court #dictionary #like #stupid #snarky #teenagers #snap #lit #lol #queen #legal #stop saying like

I'm a really smart lady.

I'm finished with you. Listen, I'm finished with you.

I'm gonna tell you something.

I'm not finished what I'm saying. Why don't you try to absorb what I'm saying to you?

If you say another word, I'm putting you out. Do you understand? You've ceased. Have been cute. You're not cute anymore. Do you get it? Do you understand?

If you tell the truth, you don't have to have a good memory. Did you ever hear that expression?

If you're interrupt me again, it's not going to go well.

Is that correct?

Is there anything I want to do about it?

Is your grandmother still alive?

Josephine.

Judge Judy Eyeroll #eye roll #embarassed #smh #smdh #judge judy #ugh

Judge Judy Too Bad

Judge Judy!!!

Just a second, absolutely correct.

Just a second, you're an idiot.

Just a second. It didn't happen.

Just remember where you are and what it is that you hope to accomplish today.

Kelly.

Let me explain something. Somebody is going to have the last word here, and I guarantee you, guaranteed it's going to be me.

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Listen to me carefully.

Listen to me carefully. Listen to me carefully. I want you to listen. Listen to me carefully.

Listen to me.

Listen to me.

Listen to me. You think you're smarter than I am.

Listen, you idiot.

LOL #judge judy #lol #laughing #rofl #laughter #hilarious #laugh out loud #laugh

Madam, I want you to pay attention, try to put on your listening ears.

Madam.

Maybe the dress and covered your shoulders when you came to court. You would understand what court decorum is.

Miss Malone.

Miss Spencer.

Mr. Butler.

Much smarter than you are on your. Best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day.

My question is.

Nasty vicious drunk.

No, I don't believe you.

No, I got the right phone, I got the right phone and I got your number.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. That's a lot of baloney, what you just said to me.

No, no, no. Listen to me.

Not only are you not a very nice person, you're also a slob.

Now I'm asking you to speak.

Now where did the 27 inch color TV come from?

Oh Please #judge judy #oh please #yeah right #give me a break #yeah whatever #whatever #eye roll #please

Oh, you're an idiot. I'm sorry that your parents have to be humiliated.

Ohh, listen to me, listen to me. You're making it up as you're going along.

OK.

OK. Can you hear me now?

Outrageous.

Outrageous.

Perfect. No problem hearing me.

Period. End of discussion.

Quiet, don't talk back to me.

Really.

Right.

Right.

Seems to me that that would be the first thing that you would say.

Shut up.

So far you have been treated perfectly, professionally and perfectly.

So full of baloney #judge judy #baloney #liar #lying #malarkey

Somebody always is going to get the bad, worse part of the deal. Somebody's always going to end up the loser.

Speak.

Tell me your last name.

Tell me your.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. It's been lovely chatting with you.

That doesn't make sense. And if something doesn't make sense, it's not true.

That he cannot do #judge judy #dont do that #cant do

That I live over the 59th St. Bridge.

That is an untenable situation for somebody to have to live with.

That is not gonna happen.

That's a lot of baloney #bull crap #bs #bullshit #baloney #judge judy

That's baloney.

That's fair. I try to be a fair person.

That's not something to laugh about, that's something a 2 year old would laugh about.

That's too bad.

That's what she said.

The answer is no. Genius from your office told him that.

There is something clearly wrong with you.

They don't keep me in this job because I'm young and live and beautiful. They keep me in this job because I'm smart.

This is Judge Judy Sheindlin. How are you?

This is my house. As long as you live in my house, I own the air you breathe. He follow my rules. You act respectfully.

Try for an apology.

Wanna watch Judge Judy?

Was it you, genius?

We work regularly.

What are you talking about?

What do you have a problem with?

What happened in April?

What happened in July?

What is adult novelty?

What kind of television set do you?

What kind of work do you do?

What was this?

What?

What?

What?

What's my name? #judge judy #whats my name #say my name #who am i #name

What's wrong with your driving record?

What's your first name?

When did you go to jail?

When you're here, I ask questions. You answer them. Unless I'm looking at you for an answer, do not speak. Do we understand each other?

Where did the 27 inch color TV come from?

Where?

Which one of the geniuses in your office told him that his $800 didn't buy representation on May 5th?

Who are you?

Who paid the rent on your apartment?

Why didn't you call the police before? Are you an idiot?

Why do you think that? That's funny, you fool.

Why don't you shut up and listen?

Why?

Why?

World of Warcraft.

Yes, you.

Yes.

Yes.

You are a moron.

You are an example of why people should have to take tests before they're allowed to have children.

You are being totally unreasonable.

You are one of the most marginal people that I've come across in a long time, and you haven't even said 2 words.

You are outrageous.

You better stay out of it. It's none of your business.

You can't dance fast enough for me. Do you understand?

You can't do that.

You can't do that.

You do not get away with that attitude with me.

You have a case that has been investigated by Child Protective Services.

You have an active case with Child Protective Services.

You have to find something else to do with your time constructively other than make children who are going to grow up with no moral compass like their mother.

You just made something up. Don't make anything up.

You know that I am having difficulty believing everything that you're telling me. Some things I believe something's I don't. I know when somebody's telling the truth and when they're lying.

You know you're a liar.

You lie to me, I'll wipe up the floor with you worse than anybody else who's ever tackled you. Do you understand me?

You lied to me. I'll wipe up the floor with you worse than anybody else who's ever tackled.

You may be able to get away with your attitude with your friends. You do not get away with that attitude with me.

You might.

You still didn't give me an answer to my question.

You take any prescribed medication, Sir?

You think this is gonna be easy? This is not gonna be easy. Don't think about your answer, just tell the truth. Do we understand each other?

You wanna say something?

You were a hustler.

You're a bum.

You're a liar. I don't believe you.

You're a manipulative, maniacal young lady.

You're a moron.

You're a thief.

You're a troublemaker.

You're an idiot #idot #dumbass #dumb #youre dumb #youre an idiot #judge judy #dummy

You're an idiot.

You're an idiot.

You're damn right.

You're going to be unsuccessful because you are a thief.

You're going to go outside and call the Police Department in your county.

You're irritating me.

You're wrong #judge judy #wrong #listen to me

Your feelings aren't important. Your feelings go on, Doctor Phil.

2000 and 1500 does not add up to 3100 even I know that.