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Smiling man in a vibrant rainbow flower crown, embodying pride and creativity as a gay florist celebrating diversity.

Gay Florist Soundboard

Gay Florist, converted from the classic Flash soundboard to HTML5 and MP3.

Do you have a problem?
Do you have a problem?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
I didn't call you.
I didn't call you.
I don't know who you're talking to.
I don't know who you're talking to.
I have been called 15 times.
I have been called 15 times.
I'll bust your head wide open if I could see you.
I'll bust your head wide open if I could see you.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm not calling nobody.
I'm not calling nobody.
I'm not trying to call nobody.
I'm not trying to call nobody.
I'm trying to find out.
I'm trying to find out.
Just don't call this number tomorrow.
Just don't call this number tomorrow.
OK.
OK.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Well, this number here is all my caller ID.
Well, this number here is all my caller ID.
Well, we'll see.
Well, we'll see.
What can I help you with today?
What can I help you with today?
Why are you calling me every 3 minutes for?
Why are you calling me every 3 minutes for?
Why don't you get your brass balls and come up here, buddy?
Why don't you get your brass balls and come up here, buddy?
Why don't you hang up the phone and come to the number you're calling and discuss the matter. If you've got the guts to do it.
Why don't you hang up the phone and come to the number you're calling and discuss the matter. If you've got the guts to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You call my number.
You call my number.
You can just keep calling this number all day.
You can just keep calling this number all day.
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