Demonic Dude Soundboard Edit

Alright.

And then I'm going to go in hope around my kangaroo. Gonna fucker would be in the ass.

Are you scared yet?

Asshole.

Australia.

Bitch.

But I'm a pretty girl.

Bye.

Call me back.

Chariho

Chris

Cock sucker

Come on bitch boy.

Crossing down under.

Dangers family.

Demonic Dude Soundboard Sound

Demonic Dude Soundboard Sound

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Demonic Dude Soundboard Sound

Demonic Dude Soundboard Sound

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Demonic Dude Soundboard Sound

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Dick head.

Did you call the cops?

Did you get the beliefs?

Dip shit.

Do you wanna die?

Does that make you horny?

Don't worry about it.

Fred Herbert.

Fred.

Fucking girl.

Get fucked.

Glenn

Go fuck yourself.

Good good.

Guess who?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey.

Hi good staple your eyelids closed and it stick something in your ass repeatedly. I'd like that.

I actually know a funeral director. He's an old friend of mine. One thing he told me about dead bodies is that when they dry out like the skin on, it is almost like fried chicken.

I don't know.

I got a theory. I think we're like fucking caterpillars do I think we straight up when we die? We're like cocoons, right? And what's really fucking going on is when we die our fucking our body, the...

I got fucking arrested for beating the shit out of somebody.

I guess.

I just want to kill you.

I kill people.

I wanna find you and kill you.

I will get you and I will kill you, but not before I rip you in the asshole.

I'll do you one better bitch. Let's put the cops on the phone, call him up right now. Put him on 3 way. Let's talk to the police.

I'll go to Kangaroo gonna fuck me.

I'll just hop on a fucking boat and then finally a kangaroo jump in his pouch and go look for your mic.

I'll let you see me coming so you can know that your last breath.

I'm a man.

I'm about 6 foot 12560 pounds or triple double D titties.

I'm coming for you, motherfucker. I'm at your house now look out your window, look out your window.

I'm fucking bored out of my mind right now anyways.

I'm fucking scared.

I'm going to fucking hard for you. And then I'm gonna stick my Dick in your fucking throat. And then I'm going to cut it with a big fucking knife.

I'm going to hang up 'cause I got better things to do than Dick around on the phone with some piece of shit.

I'm going to keep you your fucking grill and barbecue the skin off your fucking body until you're nice and crispy. And then I'm going to cut your fucking heart out and while still beating, take a f...

I'm going to murder you with a knife and a gun at the same time so you're in pain.

I'm going to put my tongue in your ass. I'm going to tickle the balls. I'm going to put my nuts on your chin images on the face.

I'm gonna find you.

I'm gonna fucking kill you as painfully as possible.

I'm gonna fucking kill you.

I'm gonna get you bitch.

I'm gonna kill you.

I'm gonna **** you first, then I'm going to kill you. Then I'm going to **** you again.

I'm gonna skin your fucking Dick with a fucking butter knife.

I'm here.

I'm on probation. I can't really leave the house except for work, so I'm not doing shit.

I'm talking legit.

It seems like we're at an impasse.

It's holiday season motherfucker. It's time for sharing and gift given I'm gonna give you everything.

It's me asshole.

It's your daddy, bitch.

Just tell me where the fuck you are so I can find you.

Knock, knock.

Life is full of mysteries, man.

Like not even hurt you, not even like beat the shit out of you like straight up stick like a fucking sharp objects somewhere very vital inside your body and twist very hard.

Listen, listen.

Little Dick.

Little League.

Mother fucker.

No, I'm in Texas.

No.

No.

No.

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh fuck off.

Oh sorry, my being too rude.

Oh, I like that.

OK alright my bad.

OK.

Put 'em on 3 way. I fucking talk to them too.

Put him on the fucking phone.

Put him on the phone.

Really.

Satan.

So I was talking shit and grab the fucking wrench because facing pretty bad.

So what are you doing tonight?

Sorry dude.

Starting irritated 'cause I feel like you're fucking with me.

Suck you.

Tally ho.

That sounds sexy.

The last thing I want is a fucking cop right now.

The ticket you off.

There's nothing I want more right now than the murder you and your family, bitch.

Travis

Well, I'm a lot more than a short face in a pretty Dick if you know what I mean.

Well.

What what did you say?

What what?

What you wanna talk about?

What's the zip code? Give me the address I want to kill you.

Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck is this?

Why don't you go smoke a joint and relax?

With all the problems in my world, how much I'd love to fucking kill you.

Yeah, did you get the cops on the phone?

Yeah, go on, what do you want?

Yeah, is this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yep.

You and Elton John gonna have a fucking 3 way with the corpse of Freddie Mercury you piece of shit.

You like pretty boys with big Dicks.

You will hear me take a shit I'm going to take this shit right now so you can get the fucking turd hit the water motherfucker right now. Now take this shit due to that.

You're like the asshole on the road who tries to Bob and weave in traffic and slam on brakes and then when you pull over and try to pull him out of the fucking car, suddenly he's got nothing to say...

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