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Alright.
Are you even listening to me?
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
Boo.
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can you hear me?
Congratulations.
Don't make me beg now.
Excellent.
Fantastic.
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from work friend back. The portal will open in 3 two run.
Good job.
Goodbye.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha.
Hello and again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer Aided Enrichment Center.
Hello.
I don't know you tell me.
I want to ask you a bunch of questions. They want to have them answered immediately.
I'm proud of you.
If any of you need anything at all, too bad deal with your problems yourselves like adults.
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Let's all laugh.
Let's get ready to rumble boom.
Let's kick the tires and light the fires. Big daddy.
No no no.
Not not yeah.
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Please proceed into the Chamber lock after completing each test.
Prepare to be us punished.
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.
Spectacular.
Surprise.
Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
The test is now over.
There we go. No right to rock around. That's right on time. It's tricky game rock around that's right on time checking.
Very impressive.
Very very good.
We are very, very happy for your success.
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.