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All great, that my name is a silastic pants and I'm a registered certified ticket agent for those elastic pants. Now when you took a cruise.
All great, that my name is. Larry chipped in and I'm a registered certified ticket agent for Caribbean Cruise lines. Now when you took a cruise.
All we're doing good.
And I think you got the wrong person, Sir.
Are great now.
Are great.
Are you familiar with Carabott Caribbean cruise lines?
Are you familiar with those elastic pants?
At what age are you?
California.
Caribbean cruise lines.
CCL Larry Soundboard Sound
Crazy.
Don't forget to pack those elastic pants.
Down South.
Elastic pants.
Gratuities and, of course, the gambling is all yours.
Great.
Great.
Great. How's the weather in California where you are?
Have you been to Bahamas before?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi my name is does elastic pants?
Hi, great, well we're in Florida and it's like Tropical Caribbean Day here in Florida.
Hi, my name is Larry.
Hi, my name is Larry. I'm a certified ticket agent for Caribbean cruise lines. I'm here to help you claim your complimentary cruise to the Bahamas. What's your first name please?
I don't know what state are you calling from.
I'm a certified ticket agent for Caribbean cruise lines.
I'm glad you called today.
I'm here to help you claim your complimentary cruise to the Bahamas.
I'm here to help you claim your complimentary plastic pants.
I'm sorry.
I've been in bed for over an hour.
I've been in bed for over an hour. I was sleeping away.
If you had taken a cruise.
If you had to elastic pants.
Just so you're aware, this call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes.
Larry
Let me explain what we're doing here. The reason Gold Caribbean cruise line is extending you. This free cruise offer is this our company Caribbean cruise line believes good old fashion. Word of mou...
Mackayla
My name is Larry Tipton.
No no.
No.
Nothing startling.
Now.
Oh, I thought we didn't call you.
OK of this year.
OK, great, well you know how great it is then where is the last time you took a cruise?
OK.
OK.
OK.
Only out of pocket expense on the cruise will be for any beverages other than coffee or tea.
Open Kansas.
Right, the Grand Bahama islands.
Right?
Right?
Shut down.
So rather than tell you about a cruise, we're gonna send you on one.
So you are 18.
That's right, you can't beat it.
That's right, you can't beat those elastic pants.
Those elastic pants.
To make it fair to the thousands of people that are registered for the complementary cruise promotion, we do allow one notification per household. All that means to you is I simply need to know tod...
Uh, now?
Uh, now?
Uh.
Well, we're in Florida.
What's your first name, please?
When was the last time that you took a cruise?
Yep Yep you are 18. Are you in school? I mean, are you in highschool college Georgia?
Yes yes yes.
Yes, have you seen our ad on TV?
Yes.
Yes.
You are being awarded as elastic Pants. I wanna give you that good news.
You are being awarded that cruise. I wanna give you that. Good news.
You're in here.
You're talking very young. Man is 74.
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