Biden Blunders - Joe Biden Soundboard Edit

A lifelong Democrat. A proud Democrat. Ohh Biden, Obama Democrat.

A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next president of the United States. Barack America.

All of a sudden, this phrase, this phrase, everybody's been woked. Well, guess what? The rest of the working class people in America have been awakened and realized. Whoa.

All right, Jack, thank you very much. Alright, it's Chris. But anyway, I just did Chris.

And and and in addition to that, in addition to that we have to make sure that we we are in a position that we are. Well, let me let me go the second thing I've spoken of in that.

And but you know that all expression, the proof of the you know is going to be an eating the pudding. You know what's it going to look like.

And by the way, you know, I sit on the stand and it get hot. I got a lot of I got hairy legs that turned that, that, that, that, that, that turn blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and ...

And first of all, he has to tell wait till the cases before anything happens. Look, the whole idea is he's got to get in place, things that were shortages of.

And I also am told that that Chuck Graham, State senators here. Chuck, stand up. Chuck didn't see you. Ohh. God love you. What am I talking about? I tell you what, you're making everybody else stan...

And I'd say lock the SOB's up.

And politics like prevailing and look.

And so the younger generation now tells me how tough things are. Give me a break. No. No. I have no empathy for it.

And then and only people will be deported, are people who committed a felony while here. That's #1. I OK. I lost that. Yeah, well, but that's good because we could we could talk to you and I on tha...

And those poor people who have. Lost, you know, anyway.

And you wanna check my shape on let's do pushups together here, man. Let's do, let's run, let's do whatever you want to do.

Be able to have access to the records of police when they have misconduct charges against them to be able to know where they are so they can't go from one Police Department to the next. That should...

But everybody knows who this guy is. Come on, man. Come on.

But if Donald Trump, Donald Trump is reelected? Freudian slip.

By the way, he gave me permission to touch him.

China is going to eat our lunch. Come on, man. They can't even figure out how to deal with the, the, the, the, the, the fact that they have this great division between the China Sea and the mountai...

Clap for that, you stupid bastard.

Come on man, what are we talking about?

Come on, man, get a life.

Come on, man, give me a little break here.

Come on, man, what is he doing?

Come on, man.

Come on, man.

Come on, man.

Come on, man.

Come on, man.

Come on, man.

Come on, man. It's how many pushups you want to do here, pal.

COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak has taken more than 100 year. Look, here's the lives. It's just it's when you think about it. More lives this year than any other year for the pas...

Eight more years of Donald Trump will change America in a fundamental way.

Electric vehicles. In fact, the biggest problem is you can't stop the charge. We should have charging stations along every Interstate highway in the country. You pay for it just like you did gasoli...

Everyone, as Lily already indicated, I'm Joe Biden's husband, Joe Biden.

For all the stuff about gaps, I don't think there's any real gaps. I never make any big, big gaps.

For example, back when when they were holding up before Trump got elected, they were holding up the nomination of the the president put forward for the Supreme Court. Really Prime America, really f...

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Good news is for me. I'm here. The bad news for you is I'm coming back. I'm coming back and I wanna see these beautiful young ladies. I wanna see them dancing when they're four years old or too.

Harris Biden administration is going to relaunch that effort.

He's saying that it was president. My boss is his fault.

Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be Vice president of the United States of America. Let's get that straight. She's a truly close personal friend. She is qualified to b...

His Mama lived in in Long Island for 10 years or so. A God rest her soul and although she's wait, your mom still your mom still alive as your dad passed, God bless her soul.

How many unsafe bridges you still have here in the state of Ohio? I mean Iowa.

I am very willing to let the American public judge my physical, mental, my physical, as well as my mental fitness and to, you know, to make a judgment about who I am.

I I didn't assist. I I suggested that we should have people in China at the outset of this event and when it all started, and Luhan province.

I just spoke at a A Dartmouth on healthcare at the medical school or not, I guess I wasn't actually on the campus, but the people from the medical school were at the I'm. I want to be clear, I'm no...

I just want you to know I had permission to hug Lonnie.

I promise you. The President has that big stick.

I propose, and I'm going to digress slightly. I here we we're in a situation. I president asked me to head up a cancer moon shot.

I think I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect, and I'd be delighted to sit down and compare my IQ to yours if you'd like.

I was a Democratic caucus member caucus. No, you haven't.

I would eliminate the capital gains tax that and I would I would raise the capital gains tax to the highest rate of 39.5%. I would double it.

I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize true and international overpressure.

I'm beginning to see why your wife left you.

I'm coming directly to you for ask a quick favor.

I'm prepared to say that I have a record of over 40 years. And that I'm going to beat Joe Biden. Look at my record.

I'm ready on day one. After more than three years in office, why isn't Donald Trump ready? Mr. President. Wake up.

I'm running as a proud Democrat for the Senate.

I'm so forward-looking to have an opportunity to sit with the President or stand with the President in debates. They're gonna be plenty of time.

I've been involved in everything from making sure we go with the backing and in in the 90s everything I've done has been done to take on the polluters.

If we do everything right. If we do it with absolute certainty, we stand up there and we make really tough decisions. There's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong.

If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump and you ain't black.

In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 711 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. It's a fully am I? I'm not jo...

In San Francisco is all about, well, you know, gay, gay, gay, bath houses and everybody. It's all about round the clock sex. It's all come on, man.

Is equally as deeply held by by President stop moving that that that that that you know what's this thing called you know teleprompter. Barack always kids and he says Joe Biden I he said I'm learni...

It happens to be, as Barack says, A3 letter word jobs, JOBS, jobs.

It would put 720 million back million women back in the workforce.

It's estimated that 200 million people have died probably by the time I finished this talk.

Joe, you want to administer the oath? Am I doing this again? For the senior staff, all right. My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts.

Lonnie knows I believe this every fiber might be we're posed. What I propose is is. It can be done.

Look, tomorrow's superstar Tuesday and I wanna thank you all. I tell you what, I'm rushing ahead, aren't I?

Move it up here. You know, there used to be a basic bargain in this country.

My long friend time friend and she's a friend. She's been my friend in and out of public life.

My name is Joe Biden. I'm a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate.

My name's Joe Biden. I'm running for, in this case, running for President, United States. Look me over. If you like what you see, help out. If not, vote for the other person.

My wife Jill, as you know, and Doug Emhoff, Kamala's wife, are there.

No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman in anger other than in self-defense, and that's rarely ever occurs. And so we have to just change the culture, period, and keep punching at it. And pun...

No, I haven't taken the test. Why the hell would I take a test? Come on, man, that's like saying you before you got in this program if you take a test where you're taking cocaine or not. What do yo...

Nobody should be in jail for a nonviolent crime.

Ohh, come on man.

One of the things I'm proudest of. Is getting past getting moved, getting control of the Paris climate accord. I'm the guy that came back after meeting with Deng Xiaoping and making the case that I...

Play the radio, make sure the television. Excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night.

Poor kids are just as bright and just as tall as white kids.

Rock and I think it's a right for people that bad in health care.

See, I went to the big guys for the money. I was ready to prostitute myself and the man, the manner in which I talked about it.

So I learned about roaches. I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I've loved kids jumping on my lap.

Than a five 3900 of them right here in the state of North SC.

Thank you, Doctor Pepper, and thank you Chancellor. Doctor paper and thank you, Chancellor.

That mean I, you know, they're not bad folks, folks. But guess what? They're not. They're not. They're competition for us.

That saves billions of gallons of gasoline. I mean billions of of two point, I think it's $2.3 billion worth of, excuse me, $500 billion in savings and two point something billion metric tons of CO...

The details are irrelevant in terms of decision making.

The only black African American woman that's ever been elected to the United States Senate? A whole range of people. No, my point is true. The other one true.

The president has no intercourse whatsoever with the rest of the the world on dealing with these things.

The reason I was able to stay sequestered in my home is because. Some black woman was able to stack the grocery shelf.

The way Trump the way China will respond is when we gather the rest of the world that in fact and days and and and and and and open trade and making sure that we're in a position that the world tha...

There's never been anything. We've been able to accomplish when we've done it together.

They there, there's an act that's passed along time ago that allows the President to go into a business and say stop making this and start making that.

They're probably anywhere from 10 to 15% of the people out there. They're just not very good people.

Thirdly, the cost of a test should be absolutely 0 for you #1 and #2. I think the House and the Senate are gonna have to go back and make sure.

This is my little sister Valerie and I'm Jill's husband. Ohh no this is ohh you switched on me. This is my wife. This is my sister. They switched on me.

Wait a minute. You get the final word. Well, it's hard to get any word in with this clown. Excuse me.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Take the AR. Your AR-14.

We cannot get reelect. We cannot win this reelection. Excuse me, we can only reelect Donald Trump.

We choose science over fiction. We choose truth over facts.

We have a whole group of lawyers who are going out to every polling, every voter registration physician in the states.

We have to take care of the cure that will make the problem worse no matter what. No matter what.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, all men and women created by God. You know the you know the thing.

We later learned that he knew full well how serious it was when he did an interview with George Woodward. I mean, excuse me, Bob Woodward.

We LED like Barack Obama LED in the corona. I mean, excuse me, in, in, in, in the pandemic that occurred when we were in office.

We should make sure that we have and no one going to jail for a drug offense. They go directly mandatory prison, I mean should be mandatory treatment, not prison. And we fund it and we funded and t...

We're in a situation where we have put together and you guys did, did it for our administration, the President Obama's administration before this. We have put together I think the most. Extensive a...

Well, I'm surprised that Sanders is joining Trump.

Well, Sir, don't the voters deserve to know where they are? I'm not gonna play his game.

Well, you shouldn't listen. Who is on your list, Joe?

What kind of country? We're going to be four more years of George. George. He is going to find ourselves in a position where if Trump gets elected, we're going to be, we're going to be in a differe...

What you all know, but most people don't know. Unlike the African American community, with notable exceptions, the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community. With incredibly different att...

What's not to like about Vermont in terms of the beauty of it and what a neat town.

When when I went up to the deal, they were the Rite Aid strike.

Why in God's name don't we teach? History and history classes. A black man invented the light bulb, not a white guy named Edison. OK.

Why the hell would I take a test? Come on, man.

Why? Because I work at a fast food restaurant that I have to sign an agreement. That I will not compete. A noncompete agreement that I will not go across town to another fast food restaurant and tr...

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? You're getting nervous, man. Calm down. It's OK.

Would you or would you not rejoin the TPP? Yes or no? I would not rejoin the TPP as it was initially put forward.

Yes, I'm, I'm getting, I'm I'm taking too much time. But you know.

You had people like Margaret battle, excuse me, you had people like the former chairman and leader of the party in the in Germany.

You know, he has the ability, as you know, under the under the wartime legislation, quote UN quote.

You know, the rapidly rising. And with. With I don't know.

You may remember I got in trouble when we were running against the senator, who was a Mormon. The governor, OK and I took him on. Anybody could know his face to be questioned.

You're a lying dog faced pony soldier. You said you were, but you.

150 million people have been killed since 2007, when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturers from liability.