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Adam.
All of the sounds that are trapped in your mind.
And let me see what you have. No.
And they were roommates, God they were roommates.
Are you hanging out with Kelly yesterday? I won't hesitate, *****
Aw, **** I can't believe you've done this.
Back at it again at Krispy Kreme.
Campbell travel baby.
Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?
Chris is that we know this is a cramp. 11 what's your emergency?
Country by I love you Z.
Daddy, do I look like?
Damn look it's The Good Kush store. How good can it be?
Diabeetus
Do shots of vodka.
Even the babies are one of the most dangerous animals in the world, so I built this cage to keep him secure, so there's no possible Oh my God.
Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself beautiful.
Gabby, Gabby Gabby? That's awesome.
Get to del Taco. They got a new thing called for sure freixa vaca do.
Give me your ******* money.
Go suck a texican, texican ************* tanks, huge or small.
Guess what girls still want Maine?
Guess what I mean popcorn?
Have anybody ever tell you little at Beyoncé now? They usually find me I look like Cialis a the **** is the meaning.
Hey mom, say who want lasagna?
Hey Siri, what's up yeah?
Hey, how much money do you have? $0.69 you know what that means? I mean for chicken nugget.
Hey, I'm lesbian. I thought you American.
Hi I'm in Nashua Please an I'm your freestyle dance teacher.
Hi my name is Troy, have a basketball game tomorrow. Well I'm a point guard. I got two games.
Holy **** is that from bugs. Life was brackin well how you living?
Hottest Uber driver you've ever had. I never went to over Java.
I do that.
I don't wanna church girl they go to church and reader my emo.
I got nothing 'cause I got done.
I love you ***** I will never stop loving you, *****
I love you and I miss you Z.
I my name is Chelsea. What's your favorite dinner food?
I spelled lipstick in your Valentino bag. You smell it. Wow, wow lipstick in my Valentino White.
I want to see my little boy here because I want to see my little boy.
I was in a band, Yeah?
I'm Gerry, could you read number 23 for the class? No, I cannot. What up Jerrod? I'm 19 and I never ******* learned how to read.
I'm John Cena.
Is there anything better than ***** Yes, a really good book.
It's a ******* bear.
It's free real estate.
It's time to stop it. Cycle stop OK, no more. Where the **** are your parents? Who are your parents? I'm gonna call Child Protective Services. It's time to stop.
Joe, don't Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Watch the light dude.
Look at the buns on that guy. This is The Comedy Police. The jokes too funny. I'm not going back to jail.
Mary, is that a police? I'm calling the weed 420 what you smoking?
Matt Camp, **** you. Do you be a dead *** ** * ***** I tell you that.
Miss for a dollar, why?
Miss Kisha Miss Keisha Walking Dead.
Mother trucker Dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.
Not to be racist or anything but Asian people.
Oh hi, thanks for checking in. I'm still a piece of garbage.
Oh my God, I still haven't found my berries, but I found these.
Photo no Hawaii.
Photo Z No.
Road work ahead? Uh yeah. I sure hope it does.
Saw Mom's Turbo. I'm 32 years old. I love to dance and I sell exited children at raves. Hit me up.
Shadow Z.
She's recording.
Shut up, I cannot shut up to.
So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my *******
So it's like this gonna be a thing menu. Uh ** **** fell off.
So no head.
So you don't get wet, you don't get where I go take you are welcome. All he got his damn feet wet. Nice **** dog come on over her job with come on let's show him how good you do now come out right ...
Stop drop Microsoft.
Stop, it gives you all your daily nutrients like 0 grams of trans fat and Oh my God cholesterol.
Sucking ** ****
That's what good ***** sounds why?
The avocado, what Dumbo like what?
The fuck? the fuck? the fuck? is in the air. There's white shit everywhere.
There are those chicken strips. **** your chicken strips.
There is only one thing worse than a rapist. Boom, a child, no.
This ***** called me ugly, I said ***** where she said under all that makeup I said ***** where?
To make a long ******* story short, I put a whole bag of Jelly beans up my ***
Tripping Katrina more like hurricane.
Two Bros chilling in the hot tub 5 feet apart. 'cause or not gay.
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Watching me beats on watching me in my clothes.
We do not working here, it's just we all have a lot of laps. **** *** Janet, I'm not going to your ******* baby shower.
Well, I'm squidward.
What is 500 birds that are being judged today at the show up? AW?
What is this allowed? Hello.
What the **** Richard?
What the hell are you doing? The big *** mirror? I have big *** eyebrows.
What, Oh yes. One minute Mr Post Man.
When there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do is walk away.
Who am I? Let's go to the beach beach. Nicki Minaj.
Who is the hottest Uber Driver you've ever had? I never went to over Java.
Why are you running? Why are you running?
Why were you watching at ha ha ha?
Wow.
Yeah yeah yeah, free tacos.
You can't sit with us, actually. Megan, I can't sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids.
You made a ******* die. Should I kill Maine?
You want poke it.
Z ticking.
Z.
Z.
34 how many are in my store? I know.
****** right now *****
******* rip your face off ***** next.