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Am I talking to you?
Am I talking to you?
But I don't give a **** If you own a cell phone if you wanna get them by phone.
But I don't give a **** If you own a cell phone if you wanna get them by phone.
But it's hard to get a call from you man if you wanna know the truth.
But it's hard to get a call from you man if you wanna know the truth.
Crab, but that's all you do is blah blah blah blah blah.
Crab, but that's all you do is blah blah blah blah blah.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Do what now?
Do what now?
Do what?
Do what?
Donker construction
Donker construction
Exactly.
Exactly.
Fine.
Fine.
Goodbye, I'm tired of talking.
Goodbye, I'm tired of talking.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Hey go **** yourself and your mother.
Hey go **** yourself and your mother.
Hey man.
Hey man.
Hey, you sound a bit, you're the Goofiest ************ but I've ever talked to.
Hey, you sound a bit, you're the Goofiest ************ but I've ever talked to.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
I don't give a **** either.
I don't give a **** either.
I don't give a **** if you only got damn payphone.
I don't give a **** if you only got damn payphone.
I don't give a **** if your your mom with a police officer.
I don't give a **** if your your mom with a police officer.
I don't give a **** who you are.
I don't give a **** who you are.
I don't give a damn with the business phone or not.
I don't give a damn with the business phone or not.
I don't know who you are. I've never spoken to you before.
I don't know who you are. I've never spoken to you before.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I've got that.
I've got that.
Maybe I'm not on your column number again, you call somebody tomorrow.
Maybe I'm not on your column number again, you call somebody tomorrow.
Mission parameters
Mission parameters
Pretty good, how about yourself?
Pretty good, how about yourself?
Thank you, come up with anything new man. I'm getting tired of hearing the same oh **** over and over.
Thank you, come up with anything new man. I'm getting tired of hearing the same oh **** over and over.
Then maybe 'cause I ain't saying a ******* thing I'm listening to you.
Then maybe 'cause I ain't saying a ******* thing I'm listening to you.
There were no deal.
There were no deal.
They get you, not even another one. 411 is not is gonna get you information.
They get you, not even another one. 411 is not is gonna get you information.
This ain't dunker construction, if that's who you trying to call.
This ain't dunker construction, if that's who you trying to call.
This is Roy.
This is Roy.
Well, why don't you come on over and save that man? I don't know who the **** you're serious, but if I'm gonna call somebody and say something I wouldn't call under it unknown name I'd use I used t...
Well, why don't you come on over and save that man? I don't know who the **** you're serious, but if I'm gonna call somebody and say something I wouldn't call under it unknown name I'd use I used t...
Well, why don't you come on over here and say that?
Well, why don't you come on over here and say that?
Well, you got a lot of ******* nerve.
Well, you got a lot of ******* nerve.
Well, you talk long enough where I can find out who this with this call came from.
Well, you talk long enough where I can find out who this with this call came from.
Well, you're a big loud talking nobody.
Well, you're a big loud talking nobody.
Well, you're about to find out.
Well, you're about to find out.
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
What what bar you at?
What what bar you at?
Who the hell are you? *** ** * *****
Who the hell are you? *** ** * *****
Who the hell is that?
Who the hell is that?
Why don't you call me on the real phone man where you can hear what the hell I'm saying?
Why don't you call me on the real phone man where you can hear what the hell I'm saying?
Yeah, ******** you not.
Yeah, ******** you not.
Yeah, big fly.
Yeah, big fly.
Yeah, well, why don't you come over here and I'll show you.
Yeah, well, why don't you come over here and I'll show you.
You a big talking ****** ****** I'll say that much for you.
You a big talking ****** ****** I'll say that much for you.
You good at ******* irritating people. I'll tell you that much.
You good at ******* irritating people. I'll tell you that much.
You got balls of Steel.
You got balls of Steel.
You just called me. I just picked up the phone and you're on the other end.
You just called me. I just picked up the phone and you're on the other end.
You just doing your job.
You just doing your job.
You know what the fine is for impersonating an officer.
You know what the fine is for impersonating an officer.
You must have a boring half life man. I wanna call me everyday.
You must have a boring half life man. I wanna call me everyday.
You need to look at that number. You're trying to call before because you got the wrong number.
You need to look at that number. You're trying to call before because you got the wrong number.
You're good.
You're good.
'cause you're boring the hell out of me when you call me.
'cause you're boring the hell out of me when you call me.
**** me.
**** me.