All mixed martial your *** all the way back there.
And his father name.
And the girl.
Can you spell my name?
Ha, you're a clown head.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, can you hold on 1 second?
How about that you like that? Don't you like it?
How can I help you?
How do you spell?
How do you spell?
How?
I **** your mom.
I ****** your mom.
I'll come outside for you.
I'm calling the police right now.
If you come down here.
Is that all you can say?
Is that like you speak English?
Layoff the ******* heroin or something.
Oh well, you can say all you want over the phone. How big *** please come down here I'm gonna stick your ******* *** inside out.
Sing
Skip.
Stop calling my hotel.
The plane boss the plane.
This is a this officer Patterson. How can I help you?
This is officer Johnson. What can I do for you?
This is officer Johnson. What can I do for you?
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Well, come down and get me 'cause I'm waiting for you.
Well, come down and get me.
Well, why don't you come here and I'll show you how to step into the darkness bag.
What do you want dude?
What do you want, man?
What the **** man?
What would you like? What do you want?
What?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Yeah, once you come down and do it.
Yeah.
Yes.
You sound like a girl.
You sound like a girl.
You sound like that guy from paradise island.
You're a *** dude.