Jenna Marbles Soundboard Edit

A 32 Year Old Lady #jenna marbles #adult

Almond milk? #jenna marbles #almond milk #vegan #healthy #groceries #make up

Almost Hit a Cone #bad driver #inattentive #jenna marbles #cone #hit a cone #accident prone

Am I wearing them or are they wearing me?

And honestly could not help myself because I want to try.

And I forgot everything I was supposed to bring. Alright, let's try this again.

And I got like physically angry. I got like hot in the face and was like kind of mad.

And then oh oh Oh yeah ohh OK.

Be nasty and you need juice.

Better Ingredients Better Pizza #papa johns #jenna marbles #better pizza #papa bless #better ingredients #papa jones

Better ingredients, better pizza Papa John's.

Children, when they come trick or treating and they all go trick or treat and I go trick beach and then I do some real messed up, you know?

Come look at you with your giant cock to puss. Got a handful of ones? Just suspend if you flap it, good. I'm kidding, bitch. I got bills to pay. I spend my money on myself, but you can shake it for...

Couldn't Help Myself #self control #lack #jenna marbles #curious #had to

Dark Times #dark time #rough #adventure #struggling #jenna marbles

Do do do. Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Now this is a story all about how my life got flip turns upside.

Do I look like someone who's life is better after I have done this?

Do you have anymore almond milk?

Does It Feel Good #feel good #satisfying #jenna marbles #like it #love it

Does it feel good? What do you think?

Doesn't Feel Good #feel good #not #jenna marbles #wrong #dont like

EH BEB BEB BEB

Eh bep bep

Extra.

Fart Box #jenna marbles #julien solomita #bad apps

Flawed Design #flawed #design #weak #bad #plan #jenna marbles

Forgot Everything! #jenna marbles #forgetful #getting ready #late #forget it #forgot

Gap in the car right now be there in like 5 minutes.

Genuinely Difficult #trying my best #difficult #hard #problem #good enough #jenna marbles #issue

Genuinely Wasted Time #wasted time #wont get back #waste #jenna marbles #time

Give me like 15 minutes

Go wash yourself.

Go wash yourself. You nasty and you need juice.

Hamster Snack Time #animals #hamster #snacking #nibbling

Hell Yeah

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

Hello Jenna Marbles

Hey guys, welcome back to being a 32 year old lady. Thank you.

How you?

I almost hit a cop.

I can't wait. This this looks normal, right? Yeah. Like, imagine if someone just, like, showed up here and I was just doing this. What are you doing? I'm having me time. Get out. I might need some ...

I don't want to hear anyone judging me, OK? I'm trying my best here.

I got drunk and now I'm sitting on the ground kind of tear. Yeah, you look like you're sitting on the ground with that. Yeah, this is this is the. I'm sitting with your shoes in your hand in the ba...

I hate when girls talk shit behind my back. I never talk shit about anyone behind.

I knew this was gonna be terrible. And you know what? It came out even worse than I thought.

I like to bring something that a tastemaker would bring. Someone who knows culture, art and finer things. I found an app called Fart box. Can I see it? Can I explain to you? Can I explain some of t...

I love my money. I love just taking it, dumping it in the toilet.

I Never Talk Shit #jenna marbles #talking shit #backstabber #i dont gossip #gossip

I really can't handle another time like this. This is a dark time.

I swear to God too, like I'm trying my best. I'm not like trying to fuck this up. This is genuinely difficult.

I want to try it. I want to see if it's.

I'm a Virgo #virgo #astrology #zodiac sign

I'm just settling for blobby BLOB mess at this point because I just don't care.

I'm Kiddin Bitch #jenna marbles #bounce that dick #male strippers

I'm kiddin, bitch #jenna marbles #kidding #bitch #bounce #jenna #joking

I'm kidding, bitch.

I'm never gonna get this time back in.

I'm on my way

If You Don't Stop #jenna marbles #stop #shit talking #back off #annoyed #rhinestones

If you don't stop talking shit to me.

If you saw me, would you call the police?

If.

Is it Cute? #diy #project #jenna marbles #try it #cute

Is My Life Better? #wasted time #worst #life #jenna marbles #bad project

Is that beautiful smasher pass?

Isn't Super Cheap #broke #expensive #no money #not cheap #jenna marbles

It's a Bloodbath #bloodbath #mess #anger #mistake #jenna marbles #fight

It's like actual work.

It's Me, Beetch #its me

It's me, bitch.

It's Wrong #jenna marbles #wrong #not right #mistake #mess up #incorrect

Its like actually work #actually work #working #jennamarbles #bath time #wine #work #surprise #seriously #no slacking #for real #not even kidding

Julien after Dark #acrylic nails #scare

Just do it #just do it #jenna marbles #nike

Just do it.

Just give me like 15 minutes. Sorry, I'll be riding in like 15 minutes.

Kermit 5 minutes ago. Ooh, sub, sub, sub, Kermit now and intellectual.

Kermit, an Intellectual #kermit #soap #jenna marbles #turtleneck

Kinda Cool #kinda #cool #lame #not #jenna marbles

Kinda Mad #mad #angry #upset #frustrated #frustrating #jenna marbles

Ladies, Being Alive, Am I Right #amiright #life is hard #living #life #why tho

Ladies, being alive, am I right?

Let's Do It #lets do it #do it #get it done #fucking #come on #jenna marbles

Let's fucking do it.

Looks like it's worth every penny.

Lost Time #lost #time #waste #jenna marbles

Me Time #jenna marbles #green screen #me time #green

My husband left me for another man.

No, this is not right. It's wrong.

Not A Solution #not right #mess up #mess #solution #fix #problem #mistake #jenna marbles

Oh my God, Oh my God. You can't do that. I'm a. Ohh Julian. Fuck off.

Oh, Okay! #oh okay #cute #wow #unbelievable #omg #jenna marbles #crazy

Oh, there's a price. You're not robbing me. Yeah. Give me your other OK, no, you know what? Wash the banana.

OK, I'm feeling better now. A little bit. Not really.

Okay I'm Feeling Better Now. A Little Bit. Not Really

Out it's kind of cool, but. Is it? Is it the?

Peaceful Wholesome Content #peacefulandwholesome #kermit #jenna marbles #turtleneck

Peaceful, wholesome content. Don't say it like that. That's way, way less peaceful peace.

Petting the Iggys #jenna marbles #julien solomita

Scare me? As you grow, you should wash their hand multiple times per day. You can use and watering can or let it drink water itself. Fair maps should get plenty of water, but should never be safe.

Settling for a Mess #settling #dont care #not my problem #mistake #jenna marbles

Short Beach #jenna marbles #julien solomita #short beach

Smash or Pass #smash #pass #date #beautiful #cute #jenna marbles

So Alone #alone #by myself #lonely #no friends #bored #jenna marbles

So Extra #so extra #too much #stop #jenna marbles

So far I'm old for two.

Solo.

The sounds also setting on my window of opportunity for me to do something with my life.

Them this is a sham.

Them. But you know what? They don't work and it pisses me off. This is a lie.

Think that that's good. I'm short as hell, huh? You ain't that short beat. I'm short beach. It looks like a spatula.

This design is flawed.

This doesn't feel good.

This Is A Lie #lie #liar #not true #false #mad #jenna marbles

This is a Sham #sham #jenna marbles #trick #joke #scam

This is not a solution to any problem. This is a mess.

This is not OK.

This Is Terrible #this sucks #terrible #not good #bad #mistake #worse #jenna marbles #project

This is time that I have genuinely wasted in my life. Genuinely, genuinely wasted.

This isn't super duper.

This was not worth the time and energy I spent doing it. Not at all. Not even in the least. In fact, I'm mad at myself. I can't believe I've done this.

Too Big #clothes #big #wearing #small #jenna marbles #dont fit

Trick Beach #jenna marbles #trick beach

Trick part of Trick or treat. I'm gonna need a marker. You wanna be a toothbrush too? Ohh yeah. You upset everyone.

Waste of Time #waste #time #not worth it #lost #too much effort #jenna marbles #mad

Wasting Money #wasting #money #purchase #expensive #cheap #buy #jenna marbles

Water your cermet #cermet #jenna marbles #will cermet grow

Well, it's a bloodbath.

Well, Peter, would you pet him with your nails or your hand? Not enjoyable whatsoever. I feel like my hands are the claw machine at the arcade. That isn't that how you would pet her?

What are you doing? I'm having me time. Get out.

What is in my Teeth? #jenna marbles #nasty teeth #whats in my teeth #driving

What is it? My teeth? How long has that been?

Worth Every Penny #worth it #every penny #do it #jenna marbles

Would you call the police? #jenna marbles #make up #beauty #beauty guru #glitter #crazy #police #ugly

Yeah, you nasty.

You Upset Everyone #jenna marbles #the iggys #you upset everyone

Your Cermet

0 for 2 #losing #lost #messed up #mistake #jenna marbles