Eric Cartman Soundboard 2 Edit

Beefcake thank God.

Better have cats and hanging it, not yet.

Brightness God dammit.

But mom

Damn it you guys. This is all cows Mom's fault. When it started that damn club and all. Because he's a big fat stupid bitch. Sit partement.

Eric Cartman Soundboard 2 Sound

Eric Cartman Soundboard 2 Sound

Excuse me, but I do believe that sucked ass.

French people p*ss me off

God damn it.

Hey guys, let's take a minute and talk about suicide prevention. There's probably someone right now at this school thinking about killing himself and it's not funny. You better take it serious or h...

How would you like to suck my balls?

I only know how to do it doggy style.

I wanna fuck my mom just say so go ahead here go ahead ma'am suck me fuck me right here in the best back you want to fuck your son so bad go on mom suck me suck me.

I'll ask, I'll bite me so honey around time.

I'm going home. I'm hella hungry.

I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body at you skinny bitch.

I'm not that I'm bedbound

It is one solid piece that I had to push out my asshole. It was like being ****d from the inside.

Max Gamma gun scene outside a sticker in a home.

My God.

My mom is so poor she works down the road with one shoe and if you ask her if she lost it, she says no. I found one.

Now get independent bound to those black and white hippie movies, always about gay Cowboys eating pudding.

Oh wait, I get it now. The F word is a no no word and I shouldn't say it around other people.

Oh, I've got a better idea. Why don't you go across the street and buy some condoms? Because we should at least be safe. If you're going to fuck me, Mom.

Right, alright great.

Screw you guys I’m going home

Take it your mom is stupid. Bitch doesn't mean the whole world had to suffer.

There you have it.

Two nights till productions presents the boy band Angry Birds damn.

We drink and we pillage, and we do what we please. We get all that we want for free will kick your ass and **** your last Somalian pirates we Boo goddamnit people with a Yahoo you owe an with the g...

What has happened to this place? I don't recognize it anymore to be. What is life worth? Living for? The training is done. There's a hole in my heart and I can go. There are too many minorities. Th...

When you go back to end or you stupid working.

You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie.

You guys can kiss my black ass.

You might as well go buy some cigarettes too because I like to have a smoke after I get good and fun.

You will respect my authoritah.

Your mom is so poor she can't even pay attention.