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Adios nature.
All day, all night.
And here man don't hide and then play killed anybody. Where are you or where you want? If you need anything, come over here. If we owe you anything, come over here.
And there.
And where do you get this phone anyway?
Are you getting good very soon?
Are you high on fucking something?
Are you horny?
Are you in jail?
Are you in jail?
Are you OK?
Are you sure?
Are you white or black?
Arrest my Dick.
Ask yourself whats going on
At me in prison for 3/4 times.
Bail bond ello.
Bailbond
Bailbond, hello
Bridge over give you Ashes.
But I gave him my address and I said, you know what, you can come over here. Talk to me if I owe you anything of you need anything.
California Crook Ultimate Soundboard Sound
California Crook Ultimate Soundboard Sound
California Crook Ultimate Soundboard Sound
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California.
Can you like it?
Can you send me some hashish?
Can you tell me where you are right now?
Carlos Walnut
Come over here.
Come over, I will let you fuck. Will come to the office.
Come over, piece of shit
Come over, suck. My Dick is better for you.
Come suck my Dick, you and your mother.
Congratulations, you have one $100 please press 1 to collect your prize.
Custody
Dan.
Dan.
Dick
Dick in your mother's is my name.
Did I call you anytime?
Did you kill anyone?
Dimitry grabski
Do you have any problem?
Do you need the address?
Do you think I'm a Dick?
Doing what?
Don't call me no more.
Don't call over here no more.
Don't call over here. I'm killing you.
Don't talk, just shut your mouth, shut your phone.
Don't understand English.
Don't worry about the police.
Easy.
Everett covered
First, I think you're serious. I want to hear you, but at the end of it you just joking.
For little while, yeah.
For what?
Forgot about this fucking number. You keep calling crook.
Fred.
Fuck me.
Fuck you and fuck Oklahoma City.
Fuck you and fuck the police
Fuck you.
Fuck your mother too.
Fucking asshole queer.
Fucking crook.
Fucking low life bitch!
Game game.
Garden Grove
Garden Grove is Orange County and Walnut is Ellie.
Give me your address where you are. I can take care of you.
Give me your address.
Give me your address. I might send you 2 black people to take care of you by there for that.
Go ahead.
Go fuck yourself whenever I come over and fuck your mother right now.
Go fuck yourself, Sir.
Go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself.
Go to compensate. It looks like you have itchy ass. Go to come to some will grab you and fuck you.
Go work, yeah.
Going to the hospital.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Gregor steven?
HaHaHa
hahaha
hahaha
hahaha
hahaha
hahaha (LONG LAUGH)
HaHaHa Haaaaaaa
HAHAHAHA
Hampton
Have your mom ready because I'm gonna fucker, I'm gonna fuck you up.
He just completely white trash, right?
Hello hello.
Hello Jack, hello young muchacho.
Hello natural.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Herbert Bailbond?
Hi Fred.
How about that?
How about that?
How are you cold here?
How are you?
How can I help you?
How do drugs?
How fuck you up you fucking crook?
How much you bail
How old is she?
How you call me if you in jail?
How you call me?
How you doing?
Huh?
I bet you a queer
I can take care of it for you.
I can't believe you called me you fucking lowlife.
I don't call you you fuck you call me.
I don't do drugs.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I don't know your number.
I don't need nothing you calling him over here.
I don't smoke weed.
I don't think I don't think you have a fucking Dick. You mother fucker. 'cause you here if you have a Dick I see you.
I don't understand what you're talking about.
I fuck you all day or night.
I fucking put a bullet in your fucking your mother Pussy.
I get your phone number here with me.
I had this name before man.
I have a beauty as soon.
I have a big Dick.
I have a big Dick.
I have a bullet with your name on it.
I have a Dick for any goods.
I have a Dick for your mother, OK?
I have a Dick with your name on it.
I have a hard Dick for you.
I have a problem.
I have a problem.
I have a Q47 with me here.
I have an itchy itchy ass.
I have connect you with the police, you mutherfucking crook!
I have drugs.
I have evidence here that people calling in and talking shit.
I have itchy balls.
I have itchy rash.
I have no teeth, no more.
I have no teeth.
I have no time for you I'm eating.
I have the police called me yes.
I have you too itchy balls.
I have your phone number, Sir.
I hear you.
I heard about this thing.
I hope you don't kill nobody, man.
I know where you are.
I know who you are.
I like dance club. I'm not against him.
I like Donald Trump.
I live better than you. I have money, I have power.
I live in a mansion, money and have all kind woman. I'll go fuck yourself.
I might have stick to stick it up in your mother fucking Pussy, OK?
I need a lawyer.
I never call you.
I really do.
I rest my Dixie.
I smoke hashish, man.
I smoke weed.
I speak English, not Chinese.
I swear for God, for Jesus I'm not my teeth out.
I swear to God.
I told you where I am.
I want to sleep little bit.
I will pay for it money.
I will prove to you I have a boat.
I'm a busy man.
I'm a crook.
I'm a dangerous man.
I'm always OK man.
I'm always OK man.
I'm always OK.
I'm doing Coke.
I'm eating man.
I'm eating.
I'm fucking asshole.
I'm gay.
I'm going to sleep, man.
I'm going to take your test this out. You have no teeth, no more.
I'm gonna catch you, but I don't need nobody to know. I take care of you.
I'm gonna close this phone and fuck you, OK?
I'm gonna fuck you up.
I'm here.
I'm horny.
I'm in with you.
I'm laughing at you, man.
I'm laughing at you.
I'm looking to make money.
I'm mentally ill.
I'm not a gay.
I'm not doing anything wrong, man.
I'm not lying.
I'm not my teeth out.
I'm ready for you.
I'm serious with you and you're joking.
I'm tired, I want to go to sleep.
I'm ugly.
I'm waiting for you guys to get the fuck off the rear.
I'm waiting for you.
I'ma find out who the fuck you are.
I've got nobody you call me man.
If I catch you are fucking take your teeth out.
If you are gay and you have HHS your ass eating you just drive by Compton and find any grief fuck you.
If you are tough really, you stop talking and come see me.
If you get this in Garden Grove PD, what are you doing in Walnut?
If you think your man and you have bowls.
If you're queer, OK, that's OK with me. I don't care, but I'm not gay.
Imma end this call, go fuck yourself
In custody.
Is Dan.
Is good to have you tried it?
Is your dad still in jail for fucking the dog?
It look like say in the top of you are.
It look like you went to visit the Cemetery very soon.
It looked like to me when he is sick in the head.
It looks like you smoke hashish.
It sounded from your your mouth are you eating Pussy?
It sounds to me you fuck Dublin drugs.
It sounds to me you fucking mentally ill.
It sounds you are gay
It's not your fucking Dick in your fucking ass.
It's up to me looks like a horny bitch.
Its own you eating Pussy man.
Jelly.
Johnny.
Keep calling you stupid idiot.
Let me ask you a question.
Let your family's check you out on a mental hospital.
Listen in our country where I come, where I come from? There you there fuck don't whatever.
Listen.
Look for the they have big Dick fuck you all day or night. That's it. I don't fuck. I'm like a gay man.
Look like somebody fucking you man.
Look like you calling here. Just losing my time for nothing.
M&J
Maybe you have drugs in your nose?
Me or you.
Me.
Mexican.
Missouri.
Mohamed
Mohammed.
Mother fucking crook.
My mother is dead.
My name is.
My name?
Never.
No that.
No way.
No.
No.
Nobody called you man.
Nobody can do what you do you think?
Nobody like me.
Not too bad man.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Ohio.
OK, then you are white guy.
OK, what have you overclocked?
OK, you still in the line.
OK.
OK.
One of these days I'm gonna catch you one of these days I'm gonna catch a swear for God for Jesus comma, knock my your teeth out.
One reason for this charges.
One week ago.
Or get busy man go get busy.
Orange County
Password.
Put it there, but.
Put that cock in your mother, bushy weather.
Ramona.
Reach out to me. You're fucking gay.
Really.
Reason you calling because you're jealous man.
Red Rover
Remember I have money. I'm a strong guide man.
Russia in this country.
Sexy.
Share your just a fucking queer, OK?
So do you, queer man?
So I have to dial in.
So what?
Somebody laugh.
Sounds to me you have a fucking brain damage.
Steven
Stick that cock in your mother Bussy
Suck my Dick. You fucking broke.
Suck what?
Suck your Dick. You have a Dick.
Summit law.
Telegraph Rd.
Tell me who I am. Then I tell you, you know or not.
That's good for you.
Their sister.
There's no way he couldn't keep calling this office.
They know where you are.
This here is a business I have no reason to call you.
This is a business you fucking bitch.
Today
Today's you bitch.
Tonight.
Trust me.
Unless you be in prison for 3/4 times.
Unless you will have two strike and you dangerous man.
Use it.
Very soon I'm gonna fuck you and fuck your mother too.
Video.
Walnut
Walnut is different counties in Garden Grove.
Watch live right now.
Well I yeah.
West Michigan.
What about you? And as an in the mouth?
What are you doing?
What city you are in?
What city you are in?
What do you do for living?
What do you eat?
What do you mean do for you, Sir?
What size being it?
What the fuck you call here for you fucking crook?
What the fuck you calling here for you son of a bitch for what?
What the fucking is my name?
What the hell I call you for when you called.
What the hell is your $1,000,000 for?
What the hell you doing in warmer?
What time is it?
What time is it?
What you eating?
What you need sir?
What you will do tomorrow?
What you would do for Easter?
What you would do for you fuck you?
What?
What?
What?
What's going on with you, Sir?
What's going on with you?
What's going on?
What's my name?
What's up bro chacho?
What's up sexy?
What's up?
What's your company name?
What's your fucking problem?
What's your fucking problem?
What's your last name, Sir?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your question my friend?
When I call you.
When I catch you and very soon I wanna catch you will be ending with no teeth.
When I catch you, everybody will feel sorry for you.
When I order two from Cancun to one fuck you and asan one in the mouth.
When you catch me.
Where are you right now?
Where are you?
Where are you? Watch it you are in?
Where can I get the Ashes?
Where do I know you from?
Where do you pick up my phone from?
Where?
Which number you used to call me?
White piece of shit
Who are you?
Who give you this fucking phone to court?
Who told you I am against Donald Trump?
Who told you that?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who's there?
Why not?
Why you don't go fuck yourself, Sir.
Wish wishing
Word.
Work.
Wow.
Yeah, I heard you were coming when she was about what's what's your question?
Yeah, I know I love you, not want to look it up, but I mean the manager says no mom at home already home or.
Yeah, is that your fucking business?
Yeah, that's too much bullshit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you still there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes I am.
Yes I do.
Yes, Sir.
Yes.
Yes.
You
You are a fucking real bitch. You're fair. Can real bitch.
You are busy under under some black guide.
You are complete. Looks like you fucking they took their Dick from your ass.
You are fucking crook.
You are fucking whitbeck in this country.
You are gay, not me.
You are you fucking shit drugs in your fucking nose in your fucking ass.
You better check yourself into a mental mental hospitals here.
You call for my Google phone.
You call for what?
You call from your Google phone. Are you fucking busy shit?
You call me asshole. I didn't even call you.
You called me Dick.
You called me you fuck.
You calling this number here. This is a business.
You can play guitar.
You can suck my Dick.
You could see there yourself, gentlemen.
You don't know me know.
You fucking asshole quit.
You fucking asshole.
You fucking bitch.
You fucking crook.
You fucking cunt.
You fucking gay man.
You fucking mother fucking crook.
You fucking white piece of shit.
You fucking.
You funny man.
You funny you fucking asshole.
You have a good retarded motherfucker cook.
You have pussy
You have some problem with your fucking brain.
You have you need something to play with.
You in the bed bug business.
You just a bitch.
You just a fucking white piece of shit. Guy came over here and you kill the Indian air took their car, their land.
You just playing game.
You just took his shit.
You just woke up you fucking piece of shit.
You know what you make my night man?
You know what?
You know who I am, man, I will Bury you and your mother.
You like it.
You like me?
You live where?
You look like you just trash you, bitch.
You mother fucking piece of shit.
You need a lawyer.
You need to come for your ass.
You need toilet paper.
You put your finger in my ass.
You put your finger in your ass and I stick up my Dick in your mouth.
You retarded an again at the same time.
You said you smoke houses.
You sexy man.
You shut your mouth.
You smoke hashish.
You smoking hashish.
You sound black to me.
You still there?
You suck my Dick then I fuck your mother in the ass.
You talk out of your ass.
You think you fucking joking, huh?
You want to come to your office?
You white, you're not black.
You will see if it's true or not.
You would get got somebody who break your fucking mouth. You fucking filthy mouth which you got.
You, the one who keep calling over here.
You, you sick man, make you sick?
You're a fucking white today.
You're cutting off.
Your ass needs a Dick.
Your eyes and itching you. You need somebody to fuck you.
Your husband was aware.
Your number going to the police are now.
Your phone number going to the police today.
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$1,000,000.