Pocket Alex Jones Edit

A monkey doing you know what with the football

A piece of trash

Absolutely caution to the wind

Africa

Alien

Already

Alright i'm done i'm done

Alright i'm not in a good mood now

Alright I'm sorry

An animated

And

And

And that's hell

And they get on that aircraft and I mean they are just like just like shut the door let's get this going

And they're going to watch babies die and love it 'cause there are good guys the government 's good

And you laughed at me

And you make me sick what a liar you are

Anderson

Angry

Answer the question

Attacking

Attitude

Autopilot

Bad news

Badge

Barack Obama did this fake crying bit where he would take a tear out of his eye we blow the video up there are no tears

Bastards

Bastards

Batman

Batman

Beaver

Become a human again

Billionaires

Bitch I hope your dad dies in the hospital

Blood

Boy

But you know what

By the roman emperors were always so crazy most of them had syphilis which is basically the equivalent of microscopic worm starts eating your brain

Bye

Call you corrupt bureaucrats

Can't

Cephalus

Child size targets to shoot old women targets checkpoints there tough there ready yeah yeah

Children

Christ

Clicker

Come on

Come on China 's gonna let you dress up like like mary poppins no child is going to shoot you in the back of the head and blow your brains all over the place

Coming kids magellan 's a lot cooler than justin bieber he circumnavigated with one ship the entire planet he was killed by wild natives before they got back to portugal and when they got back ther...

Comma

Control

Corrupt them all

Crap

Crazy

Dash

Deal with it

Death

Death

Death by a billion cuts so start shoving the knife in ladies and gentlemen

Defeat

Destroy the child

Devil

Did you see him during the speech with obama last week

Distinction

Do whatever you're going to do to me

Do you understand

Do you understand Sir that that's like North Korea

Do you understand that

Doctor

Domesticated

Don't think I didn't know

Donald Trump Donald Trump

Dumb ass

Eating

Elbow the guy right back

Emperor

Entire

Everything

Everything is awesome everything is fantastic when you're part of a team everything is wonderful when you're part of the dream

Everything is calm

Everything is good

Everything's fine everything 's fine OK everything is OK everything is just wonderful

Evil

Evil ain't cool and evil ain't fun

Exactly

Excuse me

Excuse me

Excuse me

Excuse me

Explorer

Five five

Forgive

Funny ugly spiritually ugly evil witch

Garbage

Gavel

Gay

Georgia

Get off your crazy power trips

Globalist

Go ahead and try to say we did it

Go back

God

God almighty

God forgive them they don't know what they're doing

God's plan for us these people cannot roll over us cannot controllers that should not exist

Going into space mathematics quantum mechanics will say cortana universe and it's all their life is fiery with its beauty

Good guys

Grandma

Gulf

Ha ha

Ha ha ha

Hail satan

Hannah

Have sex with me

He is the devil

He worships evil

He's just a circus freak

He's obviously autistic or something I feel sorry for him

He's scum

Hello

Here's a little news flash

Hey listen asshole

Hillary Clinton

Honda pioneer

Horror

How are we going to do that

How are you doing

How are you doing would you like rice so you could do oh thank thank thank thank thank

How evil these people are

How much fun it is

Humans

I

I came knocking on your door

I can get your attention

I can now remove the tinfoil hat

I can take their fear and our witness

I can taste your weakness

I can work this as a leotard

I didn't have a liberal from new york in the bathroom I couldn't wipe my ass excuse maine

I don't care if you got a handlebar mustache I don't care

I don't know

I don't know what they're doing

I don't like it

I don't mean to laugh

I don't want that man to have a gun

I don't want to look like i'm not manly here

I get off when I talk about cutting peoples power off

I gotta do what you say

I gotta feed the trolls

I hate them

I have seen I know

I just can't handle anymore

I know your mustache is cool

I like to eat

I like to fight

I love humanity

I love it

I love satan

I mean i'm coming after you

I mean it's just like scum nazi filthy trash garbage maggots

I mean this is pure garbage ladies and gentlemen

I mean whoa

I probably shouldn't have done

I probably shouldn't on him so much

I rode a horse to you know work this morning

I started species greater than you

I taste metal I taste blood

I think my testosterone 's going up this happens every time I start working out a lot again

I want to evacuate this place is sick of this country

I will go to hell

I will i'll do it right now i'll get in the ring with you and I will break your jaw I will knock your teeth out I will break your nose and I will break your neck

I will run down your entire fucking line

I'll cut your freaking head off you understand

I'll give you a raise

I'll give you a raise if you come over here and have sex with me

I'm afraid

I'm alive

I'm done

I'm done I gotta get outta here

I'm done with them for now

I'm going in

I'm going to call you a racist and blow your head off

I'm going to cut my penis off

I'm going to eat your cerebral cortex laughed

I'm gonna go home and cry tonight 'cause you boss me around

I'm hate in the spirit of the destroyer that is

I'm here

I'm just glad I got your W bush

I'm just trying to survive and have a future for humanity

I'm not a coward like you

I'm not a slave

I'm not even sucking my gut in

I'm not going to get in bed with you

I'm pissed off now

I'm primitive i'm real I know they anime

I'm setting fires everywhere

I'm sick of it

I'm signing off ladies and gentlemen

I'm so powerful

I'm tired of your crap

I'm trying to control myself

I've broken the conditioning it doesn't work on main

I've had it with control freaks and scum

I've really lost weight

If you don't call yourself a cracker then you're bad

If you mean K

If you were alive you know

In the bathroom I couldn't wipe my ass excuse maine

Individually

Invincible

Is going to get a lot worse folks they're coming for everybody to understand that

Is she a man

Is she really a woman

It'll be all these patriots hot wives and their kids

It's all fake

It's just it's just screaming failure

It's like going up to a full grown grizzly bear and punching it in the nose

It's not funny

It's real

It's time to realize just how evil these people are

Jefferson

Jesus

Job at all

Joker

Just admit you're a troll

Just don't

Just get fired up when I think about what they're doing to us and how I want to resist him and how easy they are to defeat

Justin

Keiser

Kidnapping

Let's go back to the liar go back to him

Let's just have a big round of booze for alex jones

Leviathan

Like the chop your head off bitch

Listen fuckhead

Literally

Little

Maggot

Managed

Many times

Mathematics

Microscopic

Mindless

Mommy

Month after month year after year the jokes on you

Murdering

Murdering scum

My hearts big

Nazi

Nerd

Never

Never ever

Nightmares

No

No

Not all of us are busy no doubt the bar watching UFC looking tough in front of our bodies

Not all of us are in comas watching TV buddy

Not funny

Not gonna happen

Of course it's totally insane

Officer

Oh

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my gosh

Oh my gosh that randy

Oh yeah oh yeah

Oh yeah oh yeah go ahead and try to say we did it now go ahead go ahead and make my day

Oh yes you're gonna love

Oh you're never going to hear jim carrey talk about that because he's an authoritarian peg worshipper he worships evil

OK

OK

OK

OK OK this is going too long here

Opening the gates of hell

Our solution

Outside

Over the top

Parasite

Paul Watson are gay lovers

Personal

Pist off

Pits of feces

Planet

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Poisoning

Police

Potbelly

Power

Powerful

Prostitutes

Pulling up the image of bill gates that piece of garbage no studies done that is the people make me want to throw up

Pure

Range

Red blood not hate murderers

Repent now repent now

Right

Right in the nose good

Right now

Right now i'm out of control

Roll up the sleeve have the convulsion and hail satan

Rotting

Royalty

Scanning control

Scare me so bad

Scared

Scum

Sean is going to shoot you in the back of the head

Sex

She could hardly walk it was like a zombie was like

Ship

Shut your murderous fat mouth

Simpering

Some of us won't make it

Something doesn't look right

Sorry

Sorry

Standing

Stop Being Weak

Stop it

Stop pushing your shit

Swam two miles this morning pretty hard and ate a big fat steak last night it's full of hormones testosterone on its own right so i'm little bit wild excuse me

Taking

Tear us apart

Tell me let me in on it

Tell us that we don't know

Testosterone

Thank god

That freaks you out

That gets me angry

That is what I am

That was wrong and I won't do it again

That's what we're dealing with ladies and gentlemen

That's what's funny

The cops are in the uniform

The cops are in the uniforms that ready that comment I love it

The government loves you

The joke is on you

The more they abuse you the more you enjoy it

The point is ladies and gentlemen is that we are on the verge of the new renaissance

The rock obama is the devil

The spirit of liberty is rising filth

The watchtower ablaze

Then

There's going to be some major resistance

These are men with beards with their teeth falling out bombed out of their brain on drugs

These aren't the droids you're looking for

These people are crazy

These people they're attacking our system and they have no idea with the rest of the world is like

They go bring me fifteen hookers now and get the drugs ready I take me the private island that's the kind of rituals ready i'm literally folks i've been at the highest levels of hollywood OK

They tell your kids they gotta love justin bieber

They want to shatter your mind talking about justin bater it's terrible

They want to train you to be weak

They win every time

They're all in

They're demons

They're going to go watch your TV and your movies

They're gone there's a demon in there running the show

They're tough

Think about it

Think i've got six bodyguards with guns but he doesn't think you have a right to know him

This country is so screwed up bad

This is civil right like not letting black people vote or not you know

This is normal

This is normal this is not at all this is not at all

This is not where we want to go

This is pure garbage

This is real

This is what it comes down to

Thomas

Those are fucking fighting words excuse me

Those are satanic rituals

To confuse you

Trailblazer

Transmission

Troll alert

Turn to my god boo ahora problem

Turned over the savages

Twit

Ugly

Want to bring these people to justice and you know what I mean you know what I mean I want to unlearn humanity not have a bunch of con artist potbelly chicken necks pieces of garbage run in our world

We are all ruled by little chicken neck nelly

We are gay raptiod space alien lovers

We give the orders around who recalled americans you're not one

We got a bunch of criminals coming down on us

We gotta get good people to stand up against these people

We know exactly who they are

We need to stab them with it

We wear fluffy shocks

We'll see about that

We're ready

Weak

Weapons

What a liar you are

What a liar you are just the outrageousness of an anti american pizza crap like you excuse me

What do I do lord

What do you think about that

What do you think about that

What fun is laughing right back at these psychopathic bastards

What is that

What is that joke

What the fucks your problem

What we need to do is get this graph down to zero on carbon

When I see literally I mean i'm not kidding I mean literally

When it comes to bathing and don't want to bathe in five hundred turds or two hundred

Where the enemy

Which Batman is that?

Who loves you and who do you love

Whoa so shocking we can handle it

Witness

Wonderful

Worms

Wow

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah we're gonna be brought to justice

Yeah your family

Yes

Yes

Yes obama is the antichrist

Yes they're growing humanoids inside pigs sheep and cows

You are

You are cursed to hell

You bitch

You can move along

You commit evil

You don't care

You don't think we don't know you're going to blow stuff up and try to blame us

You don't think we're not going to fight you

You got that

You gotta punch maine

You gotta punch maine and not get it back you scum

You guys think i'm joking

You hate humanity

You have fucking cross the line

You have no idea what lucifer 's got in store with you

You know that's a problem

You know what it's like to go to sleep every night

You know what's funny

You know why they call him the joker because it's a big joke to them that their poisoning your water supply and that your children are deformed and get cancer when they're ten years old because it'...

You people are cancer

You piece of shit

You pig

You rat bastards

You sons of bitches

You think i'm one of these people

You want the real deal

You're an easy target chump

You're delusional

You're dumb

You're dumb where smart

You're going to get cancer and you're gonna die

You're going to sit there and laugh at me

You're going to sit there and laugh at me right now and not check any of it out

You're making a fool out of yourself

You're not invincible

You're so scared while you're moving so fast now and you just better keep doing that dance 'cause you can feel that flame of rebellion starting to lap up and lick right up there oh yeah oh boy

You're such idiots

You've got to experience

Your operations blown

Z

Z

Zero

Zero

Zero zero zero zero zero zero zero

'cause they want your soul