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A Big Bowl of Bad
Air Raid Siren
Alka-Seltzer
All systems go
All this sh*t
Anita Hill
Annihilation - Spock
Applause
Armrest
Baby Crying
Backing Donald Rumsfeld
Barber Shop Quartet
Battle
Blame Transferance
Boings
Calls out C
Candid Camera airs - 1961
Cant Stop Laughing with Yeltsin
Car Crashes
Chain Saw
Chris Wallace Smirk
Classic Burp
Clean out the barn
Computer On
Cricket
Crowd Cheers- several
Crowd Laugh
Cyber
Darth Vader of the Administration
Demonic Laughs
Denies resignation rumors
Disabuse you
Do you wear?
Dog Barks-several
Dog- Mean
Drum Roll Cymbal
Drum Roll-2
Drumroll
Duck and Cover nuclear war -1955
Eloise
Email coming my way
Expect
Explosion-Bomb
Extra Special
Fool me once
Forever
Get a load of me
Glass Breaks
Good morning
GoodMorning!
Government Accountability
Haha SHUT UP
Hair Club For Men
Hate Mail
Hawaiian Punch
Heart Beats
Here it goes:
Homer plays blackjack
How bout a beer?
I Am Not a Crook
I am your father
I cant rembember this ****
I dream of Genie
I get more beautiful everyday
I know what I think
I'm a jerk
I'm as mad as hell
I'm sorry
I'm squirting
I've fallen and I can't get up
Is it getting chilly?
Isn't that Special
Lee H
Life is like a box of chocolate
Lincoln - Gettysburg Address
Little Ceasars Pizza
Lost your Kitty
Major Malfunction
Man Death Screams
Mayfield Cigarettes
Minnesota Governor Victory Speech
Missile
Missile Explosion
Mission Impossible
Mmmm welcome
Mortar explosion
Mr
National Baked Bean Month
National Deficit Trick
Naughty Parts
Negotiation
Not in Kansas anymore
Not white collar resort prison
Ode to a robin
Oh!!!!!!!
Okay, Terrific
Original Trek Cutaway Sound
Pepsi Cola Starts the Cola Wars - '42
Phone Ring
Police Siren
Prepare to be astonished!
Pro Wrestling Rant
Psychic Hotline
Radio Noise
Resignation - a result of watergate
Reveille
Rice Krispies
Santa - Tonight show Joke
Santas Coming
Selling a war on Iraq
Sexual Relations (song)
Sexy Email Notification
Sharks
She's gonna squirt
Shutdown
Smoker's Cruise
Somebody Stop Me!
Sometimes you feel like a nut
Special Friend
Spread That Gene Pool
Star Trek - original theme song
Tarzan
Telemarketer Nightmare
Telescope - Theo Suess Giesel
Tempo Cigarettes
The ******* Moon
The Addams Family
The Farting Flies
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled
The Santa in the lobby
Thinking impaired
Thunder Storm
Tornado Siren
Train Wreck
Trained to kill me
UFO Crashes In Roswell - 1947
Utter Frustration
Vader- Lack of faith
Walt Disney's Pinocchio -1940
We don't need your education
We landed on the moon!
Wish in one hand.
Wont you be my neighbor
Woody Woodpecker
Wrong Side
Yippy kay yah!
You can't handle the truth!
You Shut Up!
You'd be Surprised
You're So Stupid!
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