Kled - League of Legends Edit

A man without a weapon ain't worth listening to

A relatives just another unwanted guest

Afraid I had to cut your visit short

After we finished murder in these folks what do you think tacos yeah tacos

Ain't much I love only this big sky and this dumb lizard

Ain't nobody gonna give you nothing gotta take it yourself

Ain't nothing like having the window on your back and blood on your face

Ain't nothing more beautiful than oxy in planes except in a rich corps

All we need is open country but we gonna take everything they got

Alright never forgiven you sleeping start with R

And he ain't even had the indignity to call himself a demon

And you thought I talked crazy

Another dead city boy thinking he could sneaky sneak on my land

Any paranoia if everyone is out to get you

Apps

Are you ready for anything

Ask

At the gates of kosala they tried using that boylan oil on us but you can't deprive courage

Axe

Because glad you came to visit

Because I know someone is trying to sneak up on us

Buying they salute me they should be saluted maine so love me now

Calm down girl

Charge

Charge

Check now but you gotta get stale

Come back I gotta put an axe in your brain

Countdown yet damn furniture

Crazy girl they say

Dad

Dad never I love this lizard

Damn barmet left holes all over the yard

Damn city folk

Damn cowards making me ride over to killam

Damn it startled you hide my mushroom juice again

Damn it's carl hate walking

Damn skaarl

Damn sneaky sneaks ain't gonna sneak on us no sir

Damn start words sees carl that's why I don't like people

Days are about to be dead

Death by my hand

Die

Don't be interrupt me i'm trying to start a fact

Don't get weird on me

Don't get your branches on rumble

Don't let the door hit you on your way to hell

Don't mess with knox is brother

Don't try and understand him just wrote throwing random

Don't worry scarl we'll come back so you can eat him later

Don't worry the invoices ain't telling me to kill you no more yeah of course we still gonna kill him

Don't you bite me again

Don't you run out of maine stop

Drinking from battle what kind of dumb crap is that

Even if I lose I win just means I get to come back and kill you later

Fancy pants

Finally some silence

First metaphor

First thing you learn as a lieutenant sergeant commodore rely only on yourself

First we kill him then we make him tell us where they came from

Folks say I got violent tendencies

Follow maine

For the brain weasels

Get 'em

Get back here

Get off my lawn

Get over here buddy

Girl I got this

Girl was all messed up

Glad you could visit

Go back to noxious prime

Gotcha

Gotcha now

Ha

Ha ha

He

He died as dumb as he sounded

He gonna taste good deep fried

He looked at me funny get him

He looks a little overripe

He wanted to unify knock sis guess that makes me a secessionist

Hedjet

Hello

Hey it's forward admiral major clad I ain't been a mister since ever

Hey lizard food what exactly was you general love

Hey what was that of course I don't need scar but it helps

Hey! What'd I done?

Hi i'm justified and I am armed

Holysh where are we

How about a long axe in your guts

How do you be back

How many times do I gotta kill him

How's that dirt taste

Howdy

Humans are such easy prey

I ain't stopping

I am deep fried carriage in an apple pie of angry

I am kled, high major commodore, the first legion, third multiplication, double admiral, artillery vanguard company. You will respect my authority.

I am sure admiral major clan I smell of victory popery

I am the brutal instrument of my own destiny

I ate paranoid i'm ready real ready

I came here to well I don't know what I came here for but i'm gonna defend it

I came to cut off a piece of that knocks ian dream and I ain't sharing my peace

I can only express myself through violence

I can respect crazy but what kind of fool reloads in the middle of a fight

I could feel bad about killing you or we could stop on your corpse

I didn't become a rear forward brigadier admiral from running

I didn't not earn the rank of sergeant double admiral by not running

I do not want my lands tamed I want them unruly and free

I do prefer to ride into that

I don't have trouble communicating words is just treacherous bastards

I don't know what he was I just needed him to shut up

I don't like sharon

I don't need a team to start a teamfight

I don't need nothing but this axe and it's gone then this had

I don't need that lizard cleanse got his own ideas

I don't need you starro

I don't think you can eat that one

I fight better when i've had my medison

I figured he gonna taste like chicken

I find courage unpredictable it's total insanity you can rely on

I got a joke too it's called me kicking your teeth then

I got your welcome in present right here

I gotta stop the mushroom juice I swear that girl had some chemicals or something

I grew up mean and now i'm older than murder

I guess it's snake dinner tonight

I keep hallucinating that you can talk

I keep my eyes open all the time

I knew he was a liar 'cause he used in big words

I know

I know I know

I know that lizard NG talking but I still hear him shut up lizard shut up

I know them trespassers is somewhere

I know you was a coward

I know you're listening brain weasels hayate bowling for it

I like a girl with moxie

I liked him better when he was alive

I mean before we killed her snake for legs crazy

I might be a deranged lizard riding bandido but I looked you real good

I might have to jump off this lizard and put my boot in your walk to see

I never needed you know how

I played with guns I work with an axe

I said I wasn't not backing off know how

I told him I was gonna happen if they came on to my land

I warned him I did warn him

I'm from all over, it's next to nowhere and shut the hell up

I'm glad and this year 's carl prepare to die

I'm gonna cut you open an user side for a back scratcher because it is edgy very itchy

I'm gonna learn about pain

I'm gonna make you wish you were also nation

I'm gonna murder yet I def

I'm just a yordle standing in front of you asking you to shut the hell up

I've seen some dumb outfits carl but a cape made out of knives woo that took the cake

If it does that one more time i'll securian roast you myself

Impossible ain't a noxian word

Invite

It was cute lousy but you

It's funny 'cause he died right on the border of my land and more of my land

It's mine and I got my eye on it

It's my property oh sixty gazillion acres of it

It's time to get violent and weird

It's your birthday 's carl let's pick a murder cake

Jaguar

Just 'cause there our team don't mean we can trust him

Just kids we was can don't mean I ain't feeding into skull

Just trying my patience

Kill you

Killa mall

Killing a few things might loosen this up

Killing Makes Me Thirsty

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Knock sis was created to train the faithful

Knox is ends where I say it ends

Laboo

Lambs humans

Laugh

Less sinister blade hit girl scarles got farts more sinister than you was

Let that be a lesson for all them sneaky snakes

Let's do it

Let's get dumb

Let's get em 's carl

Let's get some new property

Let's get them trespassers

Let's get to killing them until open intruders

Let's get up before they get us

Let's go time

Lock the birds get back here yes no

Looks carl it's dinner time

Lord turtle major centurion clad don't run no he don't

Master tactician he can keep that title

Minus all these intruders so far away

Murder your whole family

Mushrooms are health, once you get used to the madness and paranoia

My axe shocks for maine

My blood is piss and vinegar

My brain is full of weasels

My brain is on fire my soul is strong and my lizard is hungry

My land begins where I walk it ends where the sun don't shine

Never ever sleep I got

Never had much to say but i'm sure glad we shut him up

Next time you visit bring more stuff I can take

Nice X learn to use it

No

No

No 's carl no bad star

No fucker I don't back down never

No i'm positive I delusional when you look beautiful

No i'm sure this

No it's carl this ain't no time for philosophy

No it's just like the assault on glory you seen one artillery vanguard in a commando fleet action yes cena mall

No it's when I don't drink mushroom juice that I have a problem

No more of that, you’re upsetting the invisible badgers

No no the other way back there

No obviously she didn't have any that's the turning point

No one tells me what to do

No planning its strategy that city folk stuff

No prisoners

No she'll see she'll see she'll come strolling back when I turn them interlopers into a puree

No that hippy hop didn't know my nerves

No they're good eating

No you ain't leaving are you

Not again

Not just beginning to fight

Not surprising

Nothing like a river of blood to send a message

Now get the crap out of you

Now I might have overreacted to you unlawfully entering my property but I don't think so

Now we got him

Now you've done it

Of course i'm paranoid you tried to kill me yesterday

Of course you are

Of course you realize this means war

Oh before I forget what rank are you exactly

Oh it's on

Oh you are so cute staff

Oh you prancing bastard

Oh your little city girl dreams just got stumped

Only coffins gonna be this lizards belly

Oops bear trap in your dad

Paranoia is just another word for ignorance

Paranoia means having all the facts

Play

Play did no it's just cleared

Present

Pure knox ian girl almost like there almost

Queen of watt darn thing made scar look smart

Quit your warrior

Real funny no a funny guy in the dragon campaign took a javelin in the spine couldn't walk after that used him as a coat rack

Remember when we sat travail and at general thought we'd be willing to share the spoils officers died just as easy as anybody

Rich dad shut up

Right advocate violence and insanity but it's work for maine

Right nobody toughest glad I got gravel in my guts in a fire in my head

Say fancy pants got your cloak dirty

Say scott I don't need help

Say that again I dare you

Scarle that was what we call a predictable scenario

Scarle you eating good tonight that girls got some meat on her

Scott scott black desktop

Seem to have lost your bounce girl

Serenity now

She had one crazy get up them city folk close is getting ridiculous

Shut your hole you dumb lizard

Shut your mouth hole then badgers are listening

Slow down so I can kill something

So need to plan long as I got this axe

So that's what's considered funny in the city huh

So when exactly you're planning on getting the hell outta here

So you ain't getting away

Something caught in your throat 'cause you sound desperate

Stab

Step on my land again you're done

Stop

Stop

Stop

Stop

Stop

Stop

Stop

Stop come back buddy 's carl

Stop talking your stupid brain badgers

Stop you're missing the phone

Straight up

Sure

Sure i'll kill all of them myself

Tactician more like birdbrain

Take him alone

Telling people here a god hell you're barely a paring knife

That

That

That figure out help you kill him before I kill you

That it that was your joke huh

That learned him real good

That'll learn 'em

That's why I got that stupid dumb animal

The badgers command your death

The badgers commanded

The findings that's why

Their section tomato sounds me hitting you

Then brain weasels probably listening for us

Then we kill them too ain't nobody on my team but you

There ain't no land that ain't mine just land I ain't got around to claim

There's no such thing as paranoia your worst fears can come true at any moment

These always trying to sneak up on us trying that is

They ain't ready for us

They came looking for a fight let's oblige am

They never learn

They'll love it hum

They're all trespassers we're just killing them five first

This big sky this greenland now how can I share this with anyone

This desert sky is gonna open up with the writing of heavenly bloodshed and glorious violence

This guy is my roof the open plains are my bed and this lizard is the only company I need

This here land is mine

This is how it's going to work I kill you then I take your stuff

This is just a victory waiting to happen

This is knox his son winner takes all

This is where clad shines

This land is my land

This land was made for me and me alone

This world is rough you gotta be tough or die

Thought you could take my land huh how that workout for you

Thought you wanted to visit

Through writing

Too stupid to live too dumb to die

Total paranoia is just total awareness

Trailer

Travel partner

Try and run

Trying to bushwacker bushwacker

Usually I find conversation boring and useless you remind me i'm right

Vicious

Was that lady half snake or that snake half human she is confusing dead but confusing

Was the battle of fall green when I first took the rank of sergeant general colonel least I think that's what rank they was gonna remember to ask before killing him

Was you making fun of my scar on

Watch your step in that smile and your gallivant known

We didn't come here to teach lessons in humanity

We just talking or is it the voices again

We was having a nice conversation then they showed up uninvited

We wrecked that thing

Weather poop

Welcome to knock sis

Well just 'cause you're a hallucination and I don't speak lizard don't mean I can't understand you

Well maybe I am looking to start a fight

Well my foot wanted to meet your ass and i'm about to give him a shotgun wedding

Well that shut him up

Well we find him time up then he's like a pinata full of meat

What are you whining about I already fed you half a platoon

What was that I should go for the deca kill if you say so

What was that run straight into the tower

Who sent you

Who wants some clad

Whoops looks like I accidentally stab you with my long axe I tell you or dad

Why

Why am I glad to see you

Why are you bad

Why are you going

Will you stop bitching for one minute

Will you the only thing I trust

Wio! Good timing

Woo

Woo it's darn pretty round here glad it's mine

Woo no sir I ain't gonna kill you and feed you to my lizard them just malicious rumors

Wow

Wow

Wow don't get excited now

Wow freezing now I gotta walk

Wow girl wow

Wow gotcha

Wow say something witty faster I kill you

Yahoo

Yahoo I knew you was all yellow

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah any of them barmaid sneak up on us will no

Yeah but then how we gonna invade both places at once

Yeah but then how we gonna invade both places at once

Yeah can't bushwacker bushwacker

Yeah crazy where you going we got him right where we want em

Yeah hello

Yeah I know you couldn't quit mis carl

Yeah I like it out here freedom communing with nature killing hikers

Yeah i'll try it on later

Yeah just message

Yeah reminds me of the siege of rug lot of men died on its high walls it was fun

Yeah they just confirming our suspicions anything

Yeah they think they so clever brains don't win fights brains is what splatter on you

Yeah well that's what I thought

Yeah who

Yeah yeah invade ionia you said it'll be fine you said

Yeah you like that leash

Yep yep

Yes

Yes

Yes a sane man would run but I ain't done running kind

Yes as noctis

Yes dad

Yes we'll have to kill our way out

Yo made a nice stab in bag

You

You ain't cute now

You ain't going nowhere

You ain't running

You are a visitor now your mulch

You are perturbing my tranquility

You can be lonely when the land is this beautiful

You can take what's mine

You do come up with the best ideas

You do realize you're on my property

You feel like arguing about something it'll make what happens later easier for you

You get my invitation to visit no 'cause that right one

You just justified a pre emptive retaliatory strike

You know along time ago being crazy man something

You know I like your brother as much as I can like a lily livered jungle sniffer

You looking at me 'cause i'm gonna kill you

You may be from knox is but you ain't knox ian

You mocking me

You say scarlet i'm doing it alone

You see my welcome sign back there no it was your friend skull

You should run scar lacks is food lively

You sure you're a Noxian? You look a little Ionian to me

You think I don't hear you laughing

You think you can run

You thought I was done glad I never done

You will salute when you address maine

You're a cockroach time

You're ready scarl this day is going to require some mind blowing weirdness