Bombinomicon Edit

Ah ha, that's right, killing each other! (eager laughter) Aw man, it makes me feel good to see you guys having so much fun.

Ah, Merasmus' skull hat! Ey, it's pretty nice.

Ah, Merasmus' skull hat! Good choice, buddy. Very nice choice.

All right, stand back!

Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. Ey, it's pretty nice.

Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. It's what I do.

Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. Oh boy, let's do this!

Everybody, take a knee. Dear God, thank you for making me the Devil, and putting all these great guys in Hell. Pow zoop!

Ey there! Pow! Bomb head! Oh, it's really good. Off I go.

Ey, buddy, no time to explain! Run at that wizard!

Ey, buddy! I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard1

Ey, buddy! I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard2

Ey, buddy! You look like you could use a bomb for a head. Pow! Zoop! Off I go.

Ey, buddy! You look like you could use a bomb for a head. Pow! Zoop! Off I go. (2)

Ey, buddy! You look like you could use a bomb for a head. Pow! Zoop! Oh, it's really good.

Ey, go blow up that wizard for me, eh

Ey, guy! What's up Your head's a bomb now. Okay, we're good.

Ey, guy! What's up Your head's a bomb now. Okay, we're good.2

Ey, guys!

Ey, it's me, the Bombinomicon! Oh, man, this is great!

Ey, it's you! Yeah, take this. It's good. You gonna like this bomb head.

Ey, you got a head! Great! Now it's a bomb head.

Get up here, steal anything you like. You're in Hell! How much worse could it get

Givin' you a bomb head! It's what I do.

Good stuff!

Guess what guys You're in Hell. It's good stuff, you're gonna like it here! Now fight to the death.

Happy Halloween, you knuckleheads.

Have some bombs, guys!

Here's a whole bunch of bomb stuff!

Hey guys, up here! It's me, the bomb book, from last year! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death.

Hey hey, guys, it's me, the bomb book! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death.

Hey hey, kill each other! Oh you guys are the best. Not you Sniper.

Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what I'm the Devil! Now fight to the death.

Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now, welcome to Hell.

Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now. (laughs eagerly) Fight to the death.

Hey hey! You made it! Welcome to Hell. Free stuff for everybody...who is still alive in a minute. Hey, it's Hell, what are ya gonna do

Hey, everybody!

Hey, everybody! I'm the Bombinomicon!

Hey, guys! Beat that wizard, huh Good stuff, good stuff, buddy.

Hey, I'm a bomb book! It's pretty good.

Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. Bad news, you're in Hell. Good news, I'm the Devil! Hey, pow zoop. laughs merrily Fight to the death

Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. You guys gonna have a lot of fun in Hell. It's Hell, everybody likes it! Fight to the death.

Hey, it's me, the bomb book! Run at that wizard! Yeah, let's do it!

Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon! It's pretty good! Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good luck.

Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys You're in Hell! It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here! Okay, now fight to the death.

Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys You're in Hell. It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here.

Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, I'm the Devil! Welcome to Hell.

Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Welcome to Hell. Hey, pow zoop, fight to the death.

Hey, it's you guys! Hey, guess where you are Hell! Yes, pretty good.

Hey, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Pow zoop! Go crazy nuts.

Hey, look at us. We all die together, in Hell. Yeah, it's pretty good.

Hey, there you are. Here's a gift.

Hey, welcome to Hell! Holy crap, it's you guys! Hey, you guys. Hey, pow zoop. Fight to the death.

Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing That's great, now fight to the death.

Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing That's great, now fight to the death.2

Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody I'm the Devil now. Oh I'm gonna be famous. Oh, I'm gonna be more famous than Lord of the Rings!

Hey, you brought souls! Good stuff, you guys are the best.

Hey, you did it. Get up here, grab some free crap, you earned it.

Hey, you made it.

Hey, you won! Grab some stuff. It's free.

Hey, you! Take this! Go run at that wizard, okay Okay.

Hey, you're the best! All right, grab some free crap and get out of here. I got a lot of devil stuff to do. Pow zoop!

Holy crap, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Hey hey! You brought me a soul. Nice work guys. Now I just need nine more. Let's go.

I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard. Oh boy, let's do this!

Is it hot in here or is it just me (laughs maliciously) It's not me, we're in Hell.

Keep fighting, it's cool stuff!

Man, I'm good being the Devil. See all that fire That was my idea.

Man, I'm such a good Devil. They'll have to give me a hell-raise! (laughter) I am cracking myself up down here.

Man, they're going to make you guys the Devil! (laughs evilly) Not really though, because that's me and I'm the best. Go ahead and have some gifts and get out of here, you crazy guys.

Man, you got a nice head. Now it's a bomb head.

Man, you guys are really killing each other. I'm the Devil, and I think it's pretty gruesome.

Man, you guys are the best at Hell. I should know, I'm the Devil.

Man, you guys got some nice souls. Tell you what, you kill each other, anybody who is still alive is gonna get some good stuff.

Nice head. Now it's a bomb! I'm the greatest!

Oh boy, let's do this!

Oh boy, let's do this!2

Oh man, that was great, you guys! Man, we are all having a go- Well, not everybody. But we are having a good time in Hell, ah Good times, yes. Good Hell times. Grab your gifts!

Oh man, you guys are some scary bad dudes, I'm so scared! (chuckles) Come on, I'm the Devil! You kidding me Take your free crap and get out of here.

Oh oh man, that was quick! You guys are some bad dudes! All right, here are some parting gifts, cause you gotta go.

Oh yeah! Get to throw some bombs!

Oh-ho, this is is gonna be good!

Oh, I got some good stuff for you guys, look at all this!

Oh, I HATE that wizard! You should go blow him up.

Oh, I hate that wizard. 'Ey! You should go blow him up.

Oh, this is gonna be the best!

Oh! Look at all this great crap I got here! How am I going to use all this crap You guys should take some. I insist! You guys are the best.

Okay guys, first come first serve.

Okay, good stuff, now get out of here you knuckleheads! (whispering) I love you guys.

Okay, good stuff! Get up here, grab a gift, the Devil's a little busy here. I got to go rig an election with Quebec. A local election, but you know, I'm the Devil. I've got to sweat the small stuff.

Okay, let's do this!

Okay, let's go guys! I gotta close up Hell. It's not a 7-Eleven. (laughs) Grab some gifts before you go, bye you guys!

Okay, we'll talk here for a minute guys. You, you guys are the real heroes of Hell. Here, I have bunches of gifts. Go ahead with the serving.

One, two... Oh, man, there's a lot of you. Tell you what, thin the herd a little. I'll give you some gifts.

Ooh, that did not take long, you guys are some crazy nuts guys, let me tell you! Okay let's see here. Oh yeah, got some gifts for you.

Po-po-BAM! Bomb head for you! [laugh] Oh, it's good

Po-po-BAM! Your head--it looks real nice.

Pow! Bomb head! Off I go.

Pow! Zoop! Bomb head for you.

Pow! Zoop! Bomb head for you. Your head looks real nice. So long!

Pow! Zoop! Run at that wizard!

Pow! Zoop! You're gonna like this bomb head!

So, how have you guys been doing Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate Oh, that guy, I could tell you some- You know what You keep fighting, we catch up later.

So, trick or treat, ah What are you guys supposed to be Man everybody got a good costume this year. Come on up here and get some free crap.

Sure, why not

The wizard! Go blow him up! So long!

There he is. Here's some free crap.

This is gonna be the best!

This is gonna be the best!2

We don't got a lot of time, run at that wizard, okay

Welcome to Hell! Now fight to the death. Whaddya gonna do

Why don't you stay a while Stay forever! (laughs evilly) I'm kidding. (whispers) You guys are going to have go pretty soon.

Yeah, let's do it!

Yeah, let's do it!3

Yeah, let's do this!

Yeah, sure!

Yeah, yeah!

Yeah, yeah!2

Yeah! Ha-ha!1

Yeah! Ha-ha!2

YES! This is the greatest!

You and me, buddy! We're gonna blow that wizard up.

You got it!

You guys, hey, you guys! Be brutally honest, am I the best Devil pause Ah! I knew it! joyous laughter Hell is so great, you guys.

Your head's a bomb now! Oh, it's really good! Okay, good luck.

Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good luck.

Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good stuff. Good stuff.

Your head's a bomb now! This is gonna be the BEST!