Air Traffic Controller Airforceproud95 Soundboard Edit

A moment of silence please

Alright, there we go

Am I on the wrong frequency

Are there any cookies onboard

Are there really?

Are you about to die?

Are you declaring emergency sir?

Are you going to be on an IFR flightplan?

Are you watching the marjuana sector?

ATC Jargon

ATC Jargon 2

Bitch ass...

Come in, this is tower

Damn it

Do not talk while I'm talking

Easy

ETHAN

Ethan2

Everybody say dramatic phrases

Everyone slice their fingers and touch their ballsack

Financial nonsense

Gang warfare confirmed

He is now spiralling out of control

He is trying to reproduce currently

He was watching the marijuana section

He's in the pits of Hell

He's now proceeding directly at me

Hello

Hello 2

How about that for a news story (Short)

How many souls onboard

How's that for a news story (Long)

Hub 2 3 4

I am now shitting my pants

I can't feel my legs

I did not copy that

I don't know where this conversation is going anymore

I don't think that's how it works

I love me some cock

I mildly blacked out there

I think he's parking at the terminal

I think I'm on the wrong frequency

I think we're on the wrong frequency

I'll give you a high speed taxi

I'm getting struck by a 747

I'm ignoring all of you

I'm ignoring all of you (Long)

I'm not sure how this is going to work

I've seen so many crash already

If one of us dies, we all die

Is that an actual saying

Just checking in with ya, how's it goin

Just get the hell outta my airspace

Learjet doing Mach 2

LOUDER SON!

Mayday, Just go ahead and crash

Not what I said but roger that

Oh god damnit

Oh my god

Oh you were good before

Okay

Okay 2...

Okay...

Probably not, if I die, I die

Remain grounded until we confirm cookies

Rest in peace

Right

Right2

Right3

Roger that

Salt Lake

Sam

SAY IT LOUDER IF YOU WANT ME TO HEAR YOU

See ya

Standby one second

Sully Sullenberger

Thank you

Thank you sir

That is not an attempted taxi

That is not going to do anything

That just landed on the opposite end

That was a poorly timed joke

That was successful

That was the worst moment of silence

That was very disrespectful

That was very disrespectful to the man who died

That was very smooth, well done

That was very weird

The 747 is now launching himself

There you go

This is a total failure

This is Ethan

This is Ligma7 checking in

This is tower checking in

This was a horrible mistake

UH

Umm...

We are now experiencing full-on iIlluminati

We cannot have that near us

We hear the leaf blower in the background

We just got wing struck

We need to get some oxygen into your brain

We were about to eat shit

We're going downtown baby

Welcome back to the airport

West of the Mississippi

What are you talking about

What are you trying to do

What kind of bullshit is this

What's the snack selection on today's flight

What's your cruising altitude gonna be today

Why are you doing this

Why is there a hot air balloon taxiing

Why is there a leafblower inside your house

Works for me

WOW

Wow2

Wut

Yeah good goose

Yeah hi

Yeah I can confirm

Yeah kick those bastards back and forth

Yeah, he dead

Yeah, he's hot

Yeeeauhh

Yikes

You don't sound a day over 74

You know what

You need to back up out of my face

You need to check in sir

You need to get out of the way

You need to slow down

You sound very unentheusiastic

You're literally feet away from the tower

You're too close

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