Brick Top - Snatch Soundboard Edit

And I do mean it this time.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of us 'cause it's no good leaving in the deep freeze for your mom to discover now is it?

And who might you be changing into, sweetheart?

Are you taking the piss?

Biggie.

But that takes care of 1 little piggy. Now find me the silly sods who black the bookies find him today.

Can you fucking French if I throw a dog a bone I thought wanna know it tastes good or not and you stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

Do you know what Nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent personified in this case via orrible cunt, may.

Do you know who I am?

Do you like a dog fights her dish?

Get us a Cup of tea. Would you arrow?

Give me that fucking shooter!

Go and put the kettle on.

Goody gum drops.

He’s a useless shite that boy

Hope this is not a bad moment.

I don't care if he's Mohammed, I'm hard. Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

I wasn't asking, I was telling.

I've got a bare knuckle fights in a couple of days. I want to use the pikey.

If that's not worth it, but I don't know what it is. It doesn't look bad, does he?

If you see the pikey Turkish or his girlfriend come out before me, shoot the bastards.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again.

Look me now you really fuck I want you hits himself when you put him in a ring popular sticky what his bullets gram.

Make sure your man goes down in the fourth. You understand me now, don't you, Turkish?

Mustard.

No, I lose all bets at the book is you can't change fighters at the last minute. So no, I don't have my fight through life.

Now fuck off.

Now I know you come back here to open your safe so now you can open it.

Of course fucking, of course.

Oh fuck my your lady friend got a voice.

Pull your son out of my asshole Gary Dogs doing that. You're not a dog or you're gay.

Put a lid on it Turkish, before she gets bitten and you don't want to get bitten now do you, sweetheart?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta start the pigs for a few days, then the site of a chopped up body would look like Carrie to appear said.

There's a campsite for the Pike is you might not think you're so fucking funny. Not when they're putting out the flames on their children's backs now get up and have a fucking fight.

They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume £2.00 of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression as greedy as a pig.

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.

Whatever you gotta tell me that so fucking important.

You bet your bollocks to a barn dance you're not backing out.

You fucking prat

You got 48 hours.

You gotta shave the edgier victim's and pull the teeth out for the sake of the biggest digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't wanna go swimming through pig shit now thoug...

You keep that silly fact Wayne could allege can't lift it.

You take sugar. No thank you Turkish. I'm sweet enough.

You're always gonna have problems lifting the body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

You're gonna have to repeat that.

You're on thin fucking ice. My pedigree shuns and I shall be under it when it breaks.

48 hours after that, it's your family and the pigs finish what the dogs don't do.