Simon Cowell - American Idol Soundboard Edit

Best segment america oh yeah right I can honestly say you want were cigarette in america

Go to an audition where they lied to you thank you very much

I had some weird auditions in my life but i've got to tell you that is possibly the weirdest i've ever heard in my life I mean it was it was like a one year old singing

I hated your addition

I mean that was musical murder

I was saying this about her the other day she's she's she's a survivor pool are she's got great instincts

It is cleaner plus thank you

It was a bit like watching a ship sink that audition it just started off there and you just sunk

It was almost non-human

It was dreadful no not really dreadful an i'm saying that to be kind because you will never ever ever have a career in singing

Last year I described someone as being the worst singer in america I think you're possibly the worst singer in the world

Not in a billion years there any so many words I can drag out of my vocabulary to say how awful that was

One of the worst I've ever heard

Seriously absurd

Tell me something I don't know terrible

That was a copycat performance not good enough and you will not win the show

That was absolutely horrific

That was definitely a radio performance

The truth is you guys are the church of this show and you've done an incredible job over the years

You can't sing you can't dance so what do you want to say

You just killed my favorite song of all time

You're actually seeing like a like a train going off the rails you sorta start off in june and then it just goes completely and very very fast