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Before you call the repairman turn on the lights check all the closets and cupboards look under all the beds because you never can tell there just might be a gremlin in your house
Fix it look it has been disintegrated by definition it cannot be fixed
I'm sorry captain I will see if your men need any help to repair your boat so that you can go on with your war
I'm sorry folks but we can't hear him anymore something's gone wrong with the speakers
If he's malfunctioning I wouldn't see we have any choice but disconnection
It's a piece of junk the fuel system leaks all over the place it's a piece of junk
It's on! it's on! there's no sound play with the rabbit ears
Look I can't make it work without the parts no matter how positive I think
Look i'm not going to be held responsible for faulty engineering
Nothing we can't fix
Please they can't hear me this thing's not working
Probably having some trouble with their equipment or something like that
Something is wrong something has jammed the signal