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Better hurry and shave the families will be here soon
Cut his throat nah he just nicked a little but he bled like a stuck pig
How come you didn't shave today no one said I was suppose to I didn't shave yesterday and nobody said nothing
I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber and I don't have to read it