Sharks Soundboard Edit

A shark is attracted to the exact kind of splashing and activity that occurs whenever human beings swim you cannot avoid it

All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all

But in recent days a cloud has appeared on the horizon of this beautiful resort community a cloud in the shape of a killer shark

Hand me down the shark repellent bat spray!

I love sharks

It's just a hoax there are two kids with a cardboard fin

It's Shark Week

Listen is it true that most people get attacked by sharks in three feet of water about ten feet from the beach

Listen we had a shark attack at south beach this morning mayor fatal I have to batten down the beach

Look at that that's a bull shark he sc****d me when I was taking samples

My husband tells me you're in sharks

Oh look a friendly little dolphin they helped sailors in the war it's a shark! it's a shark and it ain't friendly! it looks like a dolphin tricky fish! tricky fish!

Sharks

Sharks

They caught a shark not the shark

This shark swallow you whole shaking tenderizing down you go

We're not only gonna have to close the beach we're gonna have to hire somebody to kill the shark!

Well this is not a boat accident and it wasn't any propeller it wasn't any coral reef and it wasn't jack the ripper it was a shark

What about that exploding shark doubtless an unfortunate animal who chanced to swallow a floating mine

What cruelty stuffing a poor shark with a ton of deadly tnt true nothing's sacred to those devils

What he punched my shark!

Yeah that's real fine expensive gear you've brought out here I don't know what that bastard shark's going to do with it might eat it I suppose

Yet an exploding shark was pulling my leg the joker

You go in the water shark's in the water our shark

You knew there was a shark out there you knew it was dangerous but you let people go swimming anyway

You know a thing about a shark he's got lifeless eyes black eyes like a doll's eyes

You know people don't even know how old sharks are I mean if they live 2000 3000 years they don't know

You love sharks