Programmers Soundboard Edit

And our spirit remains in every program we designed for this computer

But enter another software engineer not so young not so bright but very very sneaky

Do you believe in the users

His destructive programming is taking effect

I am not a computer nerd I prefer to be called a hacker

I can't afford to have an independent programmer monitoring me

I should never have written all those tank programs

It's my fault I programmed you to want too much

Keep those programmers out of the system

Some believe that we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world

Take that program to the holding pit

That is not what we program here

The best programmer encom ever saw and he winds up playing space cowboy in some back room

The system's got more bugs than a bait store

Where's your program isn't he gonna miss you

Yeah i'll debug the tour program when they get back okay ok

You know I wrote that program

You should know professor you programmed me