Parents Soundboard Edit

All I want in return is a chance to find my mom and dad a chance to find out who they are and thusly who I am

All kids no parents probably a fancy orphanage

Did your parents have any children that lived i'll bet they regret that

Do you have parents blondie a mother not even a mother no one

Gee you wanna talk about bad parents look at look at us

He's an idiot comes from upbringing his parents are probably idiots too

I was eight days old and still living with my parents how sad is that

I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em

I'm a bad parent i'm a bad parent you're not

If my parents could see me now sir i'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven

My advice to you is to do what your parents did! get a job sir!

No it's just parent stuff it seems our youngest chris was on something called acid and was firing a bow and arrow into a crowd you know how kids are

Our parents are having a baby too they had sex

Pardon me are your parents home yeah but they don't live here

Parents

True I was their number one son and they treated me like number two

What about santa's cookies I suppose parents eat them too

What is your major malfunction numb nuts didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child

What who do they think puts all their toys under the tree well there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat blaming the kids is a lie and a shame you know exactly who's to blame

You know your mom and dad are very important people they're very brave people

Your wife my wife they're all alike they get married to escape their parents then they join clubs so they can escape their husbands