Kissing Soundboard Edit

A kiss under the mistletoe you know mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it

Am I talking too much yes! why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death

And from this slumber you shall wake when true love's kiss the spell shall break

And if she ever kisses you i'll turn you into a prince

As a sign of humility if you kiss me on the lips now I will return to paris and you will never see me again in nascar

First you wanna kill me now you wanna kiss me blow

Give me a kiss give me a 20

His lips are busy

Hug hug kiss kiss hug hug big kiss little hug kiss kiss little kiss

I won't kiss you i'll spank you!

I'm so happy I i think i'll give you a kiss

If you weren't my wife i'd kiss you

Jeez you're real nice if I didn't have puke breath i'd kiss you

Kiss me kiss me as if it were the last time

Kiss me my dear and I will reveal my croissant I will spread your pate I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise

Kissing Messge

May I have a little kiss before you go i'm very lonely here

Mind if I kiss the monkey hairball

Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it but a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it

Next time you kiss him do it with your eyes open it's a whole different experience

Not on the lips what i'm going to that party at nana and nicky's later I don't want to smear my lipstick

Off he rides on his noble steed a valiant figure straight and tall to wake his love with love's first kiss and prove that true love conquers all!

One day you'll awaken to love's first kiss till then sleeping beauty sleep on

Smile my honey dear while I kiss away each tear or else I shall be melancholy too

Standard could you be more specific back home the standard covers a range of possibilities like kissing you know closed lips open lips

The last time my husband kissed me was new years eve 1946 in the dark he thought I was the cigarette girl

Then why don't you kiss me like everybody else does

They say when I leave here I must try kissing girls

This is all wrong I don't know what it is but when I kiss you it's like i'm kissing my brother

We were just trying to get a little healthy stimulation from hugging and kissing that's all

What's a kiss well i'll show you

Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death

You kiss like a bird! god! kiss me kiss me

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips