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Apples
APPLESAUCE
Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be
Criss Cross Applesauce
Criss cross applesauce yeet
How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people make applesauce
How do you like them apples
I wouldn't buy an apple from the son of a bitch and I consider him a good close personal friend
I'll show you how to get apples
It's apple pies that make the menfolks' mouths water pies made from apples like these
Jeans Jeans Jeans
Nightmare horse apples
Oh apples! oh look! oh!
Who says everyone in the big apple looks the other way
You can shake an apple off an apple tree shake a shake a sugar but you'll never shake me no siree
You don't want any of those apples hmm
You send up 5 hamburgers with all the trimmings 5 chocolate ice cream sodas and 5 pieces of apple pie no apple with cheese yeah thanks