The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Soundboard Edit

A couple steps back

A golden haired angel watches over him

A little of this will help

A lot

A name a name on a grave

Aaaah! aaah!

Adios

Adios half soldier

After all what good is the money to you if you're dead

After receiving his payment in advance he deserted the wagon train on the hunting grounds of the sioux indians

After that then what

After you please start walking

All of us reek of alcohol

All right

All right put a fresh bandage on him

All right what's he doing sleeping

All right you dirty skunk get your ass off the bed

Amigo I said the other side and that's enough

An armed unit escorting a cash box of gold coins meets a yankee ambush and only three of them are saved

And any other aliases he might have

And contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice

And headquarters has declared we must take that ridiculous flyspeck even if all of us are killed

And keep your eyes open the area is full of yankees

And people talk bullshit

And rich like you're going to be

And shorty

And so blondie it's goodbye

And that's not all

And the attractions don't stop there

And the desert lies ahead of them

And the lord have mercy on your soul

And the sheriff's office in sonora

And there isn't any partner this time to shoot you down

And they're going to beat the south

And tuco is he no not yet but he's in very good hands

And what if they were still alive worse

And when he's found i'd be scared to be put in his shoes

And you have you ever heard of someone named canby no

And you i'm with him

And you outside of evil what else have you managed to do

And your mother your mother! she's

Any reason for being around here

Anything else

Are our men treated that well in andersonville camp

Are you reading when this man is dying

Are you sure yeah sure i'm sure

As you can see we are treated very well

Baker has nothing

Bank robbery highway robbery robbing an unknown number of post offices breaking out

Be sure these two get good treatment

Bill carson!

Bill carson! (2)

Bill carson! I said bill carson!

Bill carson's name's written in it

Blondie ask blondie he knows the name on the grave

Blondie don't die blondie don't die i'm your friend please don't die please i'm your friend come on blondie come on blondie

Blondie hey blondie

Blondie i'm very happy you're working with me and we're together again

Blondie the money's on the other side of the river

Blondie what's the matter please don't die

Blondie you realize we might be risking our lives

Blondie!

Blondie! (2)

Blondie! (3)

Blondie! (4)

Blondie! it's all ours blondie

Blue or gray

Both sides want the bridge intact intact is how the south wants it and we want it intact too

Burns huh they say people with fair skin can't take too much

But as long as i'm commandant I won't permit any such trickery am I clear yes just as long as you're the commandant

But but i'm very sorry but the store's closing

But I pray I can manage to have enough time to amass evidence and bring to a court martial all those who discredit and dishonor the uniform of the union

But if you miss you had better miss very well

But it must have a name or a number on it huh there must be a thousand five thousand

But let's talk about you it's more important

But no one will set foot in this hell except you and me

But people are saying you got killed in albuquerque

But since i'm alive and i've noticed we'll be crossing yankee and confederate lines a few times

But then the army decides of course it ought to hold a hearing and jackson's acquitted

But what I lack is the guts

But when i'm paid I always see the job through

But while the confederates are there we can't get across

But who knows where they are now

But you don't know just who you're looking for and I do

But you know the pity is when i'm paid I always follow my job through you know that

But you won't enjoy any of that money not a penny if there's justice in the world that money will go to the undertakers every penny of it

Canby's front line is right on their heels

Canby's men are coming here

Cannon fire or storm it's all the same to you

Captain all companies are awaiting your orders be right there

Carson bill carson

Carson carson yeah yeah glad to meet you carson

Carson has a patch over one eye he's with the third

Carson my name is bill carson now it's carson

Cartridge

Cartridges

Cigar

Clem follow him

Come along now follow me

Come back! come back and fight! you bastard

Come back! wait! blondie! listen blondie

Come closer

Come here

Come on

Come on come on

Come on come on the party's over

Come on in tuco don't be bashful there's no formalities here

Come on saddle your horses

Come on you dummy talk

Companies forward!

Companies report!

Company b ready!

Company d ready!

Company e ready!

Corn cobs dixie style

Cut it out! cut it out!

Cut me loose! cut me loose you filthy bastard!

Cut me loose! cut me loose!

Cut this rope off!

Did I do wrong it doesn't matter i'm very happy

Do you have parents blondie a mother not even a mother no one

Doc doctor could you help me live a little more I expect good news

Doctor quick the captain's wounded

Don't die huh don't die i'll get you water stay there don't move i'll get you water don't die until later you son of a

Don't die like that pig

Don't drink don't drink is no good for you

Don't you recognize me

Easy easy easy easy attaboy that's nice

Eh mmm hmm

Enough enough I talk I talk

Especially when they've come from so far away and have so much to talk about and you do have a lot to talk about haven't you

Even a filthy beggar like that has got a protecting angel

Even the armies are afraid to march through there

Even to think of destroying that bridge is just

Even when judas hanged himself there was a storm too

Every gun makes its own tune

Father did he ask for me did he speak about anything father

Father did he speak did he say anything

Father is he still breathing yes of course

Feel better

Five for you and five for me

Five for you one two three four five for me

Flyspeck on headquarters' maps

For all these crimes the accused has made a full spontaneous confession

For the last time sergeant i'm telling you I want the prisoners treated as prisoners

For this sir is the most potent weapon in war the fighting spirit's in this bottle

Forgery and murder

Four for you and four four for me

From the way the wounded are pouring into this place we better get the hell out of here before we get caught up in the war

General sibley

Gentlemen tell the captain yes sir

Get away from there

Get going

Get in

Get off that horse get off that horse you filthy coward!

Get the hell out

Get things ready

Glad they got him a man guilty of all those crimes

Go ahead

Go back and tell him that

Go on preach me a sermon pablo

Go on talking about bill carson I don't know him

God help me it's my fault mine mine mine mine

God is with us because he hates the yanks too!

God's not on our side 'cause he hates idiots also

Good

Halt take your places

Halt!

Halt! left face! form a single file move!

Have some it's bill carson's tobacco

Have you ever heard of anyone by the name of bill carson

He also mentioned something about a certain cash box which just happened to disappear

He disappears and becomes bill carson

He lives with a girl called maria who'll tell you

He looks dead

He said quite a bit that should interest you and one or two things that interested me

He should regain his strength in a very short time

He's away at the moment he should be back any day now

He's dead yeah

He's finally getting out of our hair

He's not wrong

He's still alive well he seems to be

He's tall blond he smokes a cigar and he's a pig

Hear that

Hear that boys come on out here

Here

Here corporal bill carson third regiment 2nd cavalry squadron arriving from san rafael is that enough

Here remington colt a roat smith wesson colt navy joslyn another remington and this one is that's enough

Here to the northwest through all of texas

Here you are here this is for you you did a good job for me worth 500 dollars

Here's the sierra magdalena going this way we cross the rio grande

Hey amigo you know you've got a face beautiful enough to be worth 2000 dollars

Hey angel eyes

Hey blondie

Hey blondie angel eyes is mine huh all right

Hey blondie did you hear that good treatment yeah

Hey blondie here's water water blondie

Hey blondie how the hell did you get out of that pigsty

Hey blondie isn't that angel eyes

Hey blondie it looks like the captain is really asking for a bullet in his guts yeah

Hey blondie! you know what you are just a dirty son of a bitch!

Hey corporal afraid he'll get lost

Hey everybody look look he's giving him the filthy money

Hey father i

Hey luke hand me down a whiskey

Hey open up! open up! hurry!

Hey pablo

Hey wake up you the troops are coming come on

Hijo de una gran puta!

Hmm #the good the bad and the ugly #hmm #tuco #clint eastwood

Hold it that's it don't move now don't breathe still that's it got it thank you

Honey

Hoorah for general what's his name lee lee! lee!

Hoorah! down with general grant!

Hoorah! hoorah for the confederacy!

Horse theft theft of supplies belonging to the union army theft of supplies belonging to the confederate army

How

How much 20 dollars

How much 100 dollars

How much 2000 dollars

How much are you worth now

How peaceful and quiet amigo like a cemetery for instance

How's your digestion now

Hurray for dixie! hurray! hurray for dixie!

Hurry a stretcher easy easy now

Hut two three four hut two three four

I believe madam is home

I can't tell baker what happened to the money

I can't while you're watching me

I didn't tell you my brother was in charge here everything like the pope almost he's in charge in rome

I don't give a god damn what they do in andersonville

I don't I don't know what you're talking about

I don't know as soon as I hit the desert i'm thirsty

I don't know the right thing

I don't know where he is he packed his things ten days ago and went away with his unit they all left

I don't shoot the rope I shoot the legs off the stool

I get dressed I kill him and be right back

I got a good sense of where i'm going

I had lots of time to learn how to shoot with my left

I have a feeling it's really gonna be a good long battle

I have another system a little different than yours

I have nothing to tell you

I have you you have me only for a little while I mean

I hope you end up in a graveyard with the cholera and the rabies and the plague!

I hope your mother ends up in a two dollar whorehouse!

I just don't know what you drifters could be thinking

I knew it I knew it

I know his name

I know nothing at all about that case of coins

I know the name of the cemetery but you know how many graves there are there

I know the name of the cemetery now and you know the name of the grave

I know the prisoners here are being robbed systematically

I know there's scum around who are bivouacked near the camp waiting for someone to deliver this loot

I know this leg means I won't last very long

I like big fat men like you when they fall they make more noise and sometimes they never get up

I mean our partnership is untied

I must have been 10 12 I don't remember which but I stayed

I must tell you the truth blondie

I never forget old friends right it's good to see old friends again

I never hurt anybody!

I really doubt that any of them are still alive

I swear i'll always honor your memory

I think I feel sick the blood is bursting through my

I think that you'll manage to gain their respect by treating them better

I thought you might tell me where we're going towards 200000 is that good enough for you

I told you once friend if I ever get you down you're gonna need a lot of help to get up again

I tried but it was no good

I tuco ramirez brother of brother ramirez will tell you something

I want that blond alive

I was just passing by here I said to myself I wonder if my brother remembers his brother

I went to the army court

I wish you luck

I would have found him already

I would like to piss it's rough i've been shaken up on this train nearly ten hours now

I would tell about the gold yes yes I would

I'd tell the name on the grave

I'll ask the questions

I'll bet they didn't even pay you a penny for your arm

I'll help you i'll help you don't move i'll be right back I get the water

I'll keep the money and you can have the rope

I'll kill you

I'll scalp you! i'll skin you alive! i'll hang you up by your thumbs!

I'll sleep better knowing my good friend is by my side to protect me

I'll tell you one thing blondie

I'll write the name on the bottom of this stone

I'm alive you bastards and I always will be and i've come to give you 3000 dollars

I'm an honest farmer! i'm innocent of any

I'm dry blondie water

I'm lincoln's grandfather

I'm looking for the owner of that horse

I'm not greedy i'm only taking half

I'm only interested in what name jackson's hiding under now

I'm rich but i'm lonely

I've been dreaming about it i've even worked out a plan I sure have

I've been looking for you for eight months whenever I should've had a gun in my right hand I thought of you

I've done it i've blown it up boom

I've got a very sick man here but we have no more beds here let him have yours

I've never seen so many men wasted so badly

If he's with the third they've already left for glorieta

If I could do it I could save many thousands of men

If I ever catch you blondie i'll rip your heart out and eat it!

If I get my hands on the 200000 dollars i'll always honor your memory

If I knew that my last hour had come I swear in my place in your place I would do the same thing

If I were a yankee you wouldn't have time to ask me that

If I were you i'd keep me alive

If they would help me catch him i'd divide it four ways like a brother 1000 dollars each hmm

If you ask me it seems like a book

If you do that you'll always be poor just like the greasy rat that you are

If you save your breath I feel a man like you could manage it and if you won't manage it you'll die only slowly very slowly old friend

If you shoot me you won't see a cent of that money

If you work for a living why do you kill yourself working

If you work for a living why do you kill yourself working (2)

If your friends stay out in the damp they're liable to catch a cold aren't they or a bullet

In case you didn't know it god is on our side too because he hates the yanks huh blondie

In here i've destroyed it all

In my place you would do the same thing

In the cemetery which cemetery the one on sad hill

International cuisine healthful and nutritious food

Is a mission san antonio around here sure 18 miles south

Is it bad to speak the way I do to volunteers i've done a lot worse

Is that you bill bill

It doesn't matter i'll kill them all

It had to happen now what a dirty rotten trick of fate

It seems to me you once had a wife someplace not one lots of them one here one there wherever I found them

It sure as hell might be you today so go write your will yes sir

It was a trap only the two of us got away

It was the grave marked unknown right beside arch stanton

It'll be a lot easier with that

It's a court martial offense to imagine to dream of blowing it up a serious crime

It's all over for you now there's nothing anyone can do anymore

It's been a long time

It's buried in a grave where sad hill sad hill cemetery

It's empty mine isn't

It's getting tougher #the good the bad and the ugly #its getting tougher #yeah youre right its getting tougher #its getting tough #clint eastwood #tuco #eli wallach #harder

It's liable to interfere with my aim

It's me tuco let me embrace you

It's no joke it's a rope tuco

It's one of those yankee prison camps you'd better hope you never end up in

It's perfect timing large one

It's too bad friends tough luck I haven't found you I had a good deal for you

It's too big for your neck huh we fix that right away

It's you any information too much

Jonathan frost! present!

Judas you sold my hide

Just a minute i'll be right there just give me a little time to get dressed and i'll open up

Just keep on the way you're going go away

Keep it it's yours

Keep talking

Keep your ears open

Know how much you're worth now no how much 3000 dollars

Known as the rat

Last night

Let's get the hell out of here!

Let's go all right friends come along and enjoy the spectacle

Like a little music with your meal tuco

Like it says in the manual you've got every qualification to become an expert in the use of weapons

Like that you won't have to carry so much

Like you i'll bet they don't call you angel eyes sergeant angel eyes

Listen angel eyes said for us to lay low for a few days but we'll keep close enough to keep an eye on things

Listen the neck at the end of the rope is mine I run the risks so the next time I want more than half

Look I mean when when one is ill it's good to have somebody close by friends or relations

Look out for him please he's like a brother to me

Look see that one with the white beard sitting in the wagon

Maria

May god have mercy on his soul proceed

May the lord have mercy on his soul proceed

Maybe baker would like to know just what you and jackson had to say about the cash box

Me who says so you can't even read

Meanwhile you can enjoy a sunbath

More feeling

Move come on let's go

Move move

Murder assaulting a justice of the peace raping a virgin of the white race statutory **** of a minor of the black race derailing a train

Music yes it's very good very good for the digestion

My belly's full nice guy my brother

My brother he is crazy about me

My name is jackson not carson

My own way i'm here with your old friend angel eyes

Name and traveling papers

Name of jackson

Nathaniel sullivan! present

Nine years so it's nine years nine years

No I didn't talk if I did I probably wouldn't be here now

No I think it's better that you start

No i'll keep this you go

No more brutality

No names don't matter

No no

No no pistol amigo it won't do you any good there are three of us

No! angel eyes

Not enough for you eh

Not that you're any tougher than tuco but you're smart enough to know that talking won't save you

Now get on that

Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me

Now I want you to stand up there and put your head in that noose

Now I will tell you something you became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do

Now make sure the rope is tight it's got to hold the weight of a pig

Now put the rope around your neck

Now suppose you say present carson

Now that gold has disappeared but if he'd listened we could have avoided this altogether

Now what am I supposed to do I have to have respect

Now what's the name of that town someplace fairly near

Of all the stinking dirty tricks

Oh listen I forgot to mention he's not alone there's five of them five yeah five of them

Oh my uniform it's a long story

Oh no he hasn't spoken as yet but you mustn't worry he's both young and strong that's what's kept him going until now

Oh no not you you remain tied

Oh yeah yeah perfect

Okay let's eat that is i'll eat hmm

One name is as good as another not wise to use your own name

One two three four five six

Only eight and a half hours more before sunset

Only now do you think of them

Otherwise the key will get rusty and just be a spot on the wall

Our father died only a few days ago that's why I was away he asked for you to be there but there was only me

Our government has spared no expense

Our hotel is luxurious and filled with conveniences

Our mother has been dead a long time now

Out soldier out you go come on

Over that way another 100 miles of beautiful sun baked sand

People with ropes around their necks don't always hang

Perjury bigamy deserting his wife and children inciting prostitution kidnapping extortion

Perjury blackmail robbery escaping from a state prison disturbing the peace pandering highway robbery

Play that fiddle you

Please blondie please have a little huh here coffee

Please carson answer present

Please forgive me brother

Please mister sir a bad heart condition where

Please tell me the name on the grave

Potatoes you've got to be poor to eat potatoes really poor

Prisoners of war forward march!

Put him in my cell easy

Put me down!

Put those clothes on

Put your drawers on and take your gun off

Ready! aim! fire!

Receiving stolen goods selling stolen goods passing counterfeit money

Revolvers

Revolvers yeah revolvers

Richard mcgilley! present!

Robert clark! present

Sad hill cemetery okay in the grave okay

Sad hill now it's your turn

Sam richmond! present

Santa ana

See you soon idiots it's for you

See you soon, idiots #clint #good #bad #ugly #seeyousoon

Sergeant gangrene is eating my leg away not my eyes

Sergeant I have a gravely wounded man here if he's not dead already

Sergeant listen to this corporal for a moment yes sir

Sergeant! the captain wants to see you right away

Settle down settle down who's there

She's a fresh young whore in the territory

Sibley's men are retreating up there

Since we're all going in the same direction might as well go together

Six perfect number isn't three the perfect number yeah but I got six more bullets in my gun

Slim take care of the horses

So bill carson's a fake name huh

So many of us have had a session in there

So that's why you came to tuco

So where are we near apache canyon apache canyon apache canyon

So you want to enlist you gotta take a test to prove it

So you're an honest farmer

Sorry shorty

Sorry tuco

Stevens baker and jackson

Stupid useless bridge

Such as

Such ingratitude after all the times i've saved your life

Sure i'll go i'll go while i'm waiting for the lord to remember me

Sure the rebs have decided that damn bridge is the key to this whole area

Sure well after a meal there's nothing like a good cigar

Sure would like to put your paw on it huh

Surprise attack all dead

Sweet dreams and many thanks from the seventh cavalry!

Take a slug of this captain

Take him there the brothers take care of anyone who's wounded no matter what the color of his uniform

Take off that pistol belt

Taking a rest come on blondie we don't have very far to go only 70 miles

Tell baker that I told him all that I know already

Tell him I want to live in peace understand there is no use to go on tormenting me!

Tell me

Thank you

Thank you father thank you you don't know how much this boy's life means to me

Thank you goodbye sergeant take care

Thanks be to jesus thanks to all of you

That an accusation

That could be cannon fire

That fake too

That sure is a long way

That your family yes nice family

That's a lot of money 1000

That's enough!

That's my bit

That's not too bad come on

That's not what i'm being paid for

That's right

That's right 2000 dollars yeah 2000 dollars

That's so even a tramp like me no matter what happens I know there's a brother somewhere who will never refuse me a bowl of soup

That's very good

That's what he calls himself now

That's why these southerners are getting out

That's your bit

The best time is after the attack when there's a truce to get the wounded

The condemned hired himself out as a guide to a wagon train

The condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder armed robbery of citizens state banks and post offices

The condemned standing before us sitting before us tuco benedicto pacifico juan maria ramirez has been found guilty by the third district circuit court of the following crimes

The gold I hid the gold the gold is safe

The gun

The minute I saw you I said to myself look at that pig angel eyes i'll bet he got himself an easy job and he never forgets a friend

The name

The name jackson's hiding under is bill carson

The name of the cemetery is

The name on the grave is arch stanton arch stanton

The old father tells me you'll be up and around in a few days

The only thing we care about is saving our own hides and you ask me if I know someone

The other one will be along

The poor guy's minus an eye

The shooting hasn't begun yet we still have time

The theft of sacred objects arson in a state prison

The thing that wasn't saved though was the coins

The wagon is all ready to go

The war has frightened me already

The war's over for you

The way back to town is only 70 miles you know if you save your breath I feel a man like you could manage it adios

The way I figure there's really not too much future with a sawed off runt like you

The world is divided into two parts those who have friends and those who are lonely like poor tuco

There

There are two kinds of people in the world my friend those with a rope around their neck and the people who have the job of doing the cutting

There are two kinds of spurs my friend those that come in by the door those that come in by the window

There should be a bridge across that river

There were no witnesses

There's a big son of a bitch who's got 4000 dollars

There's a grave by which grave have a name have a number

There's hundreds of prisoners out there and only a few men to guard them

There's no name here either

There's no name on it!

There's no number there's a name it's written yes

There's two of us it should make it easier than just one yeah

Therefore according to the powers vested in us we sentence the accused here before us

Therefore we condemn him to be hung by the neck until dead

Therefore with the powers vested in us

These rebels have no will to fight poor things

They carry gold not paper dollars

They couldn't uncover any more

They left for santa fe that's all I know I swear!

They say colonel canby's closing in with his northerners and no later than tomorrow that they'll be in the city

They shot him at close range

They'll come looking for us watch out there's two of them

They'll soon be finished

They're beginning their daily slaughter right on time

They're gray like us let's say hello to them and then get going

Third cavalry general sibley

This is something I have to look into it'll only take a minute get moving

This morning I heard the whole thing

Those men aren't worried about anything anymore are they

Those poor young devils

Throw it over the roof beam that's it

To begin after nine years

To hang by the neck until dead may god have mercy on his soul proceed

To hell with all you sheriffs and deputies and all who gave birth to you

Trust in me blondie

Tuco

Tuco benedicto pacifico juan maria ramirez

Tuco father ramirez is back yeah

Tuco has taken you this far I will take you all the way

Tuco water well here's water but if I get that name from you i'll give you water

Two attacks a day

Two can dig a lot quicker than one dig

Upstairs upstairs in room four senor

Vamos

Volunteers you want to enlist let's go come on gentlemen come on

Wallace bring me carson right

Wallace that's enough

Wallace will let you know

Wallace will punch your friend as long as the song goes

Wanted in 14 counties of this state

Wanted in 15 counties of this state

Was carson dead or alive when you found him

Was it hard crossing the desert mmm hmm very hard especially if you don't have anything to drink

Was the third cavalry's

Water water

We and the ones over on the other side of the river only have one thing in common

We could have all that money in our hands

We found them near the perimeter sir

We get rid of these bastards then we begin making money on those yankees

We have condemned the aforementioned thomas larson alias shorty larson to hang by the neck until dead

We have found the accused thomas larson alias shorty larson guilty of the following crimes

We have two attacks a day

We never see each other here there's plenty to eat and drink bring your friend too

We want to enlist general

We'd better wait for nightfall

We're going for a ride where to find 200000 dollars

Welcome my friend if you're looking for a summer vacation spot you've found it

Well blondie so long

Well here's where I keep the best ones

Well if you were with sibley that means then that you were coming from santa fe

Well it doesn't matter for the moment we take very good care of my friend and may god be praised

Well jackson was here or baker's got it all wrong

Well look who's here

Well now seems just like old times

Well show me

Well then you must not have heard anything about batterville

Well you don't have to worry he'll never say anything to anybody again

Well you see he's a yankee colonel who decided to tear us to pieces

Were you gonna die alone

What about our parents

What are you deaf

What are you doing no leave me alone

What are you going to do to him

What are you trying to say anybody can miss a shot nobody misses when i'm at the end of the rope

What did he say about the money

What did he tell you huh

What did you say your name was and you

What do you mean

What do you mean (2)

What do you mean (3)

What do you mean who's there you think i'm the enemy

What do you mean? #the good the bad the ugly #what do you mean #whadda mean #what you mean #clint eastwood #eli wallach #tuco

What does he pay you for murdering me

What good would that be

What happened

What is baker paying you

What name

What was it you told me the last time

What was that you said about the dollars

What would happen if somebody were to blow up that bridge

What'd he tell you about the money

What'd you find out shorty

What's that you say

When I start off to find somebody I find him that's why they pay me

When we get there i'll tell you you're not worried are you

When you have to shoot shoot don't talk

Whenever we see each other he never lets me go it's always the same story

Where

Where (2)

Where are you going wait a minute this is only a trick you wouldn't leave me here

Where do you hail from illinois

Where is carson all I know is carson reenlisted

Where is he

Where is he (2)

Where is he now

Where is he where where where where

Where this way yes

Where we came from if one didn't want to die of poverty one became a priest or a bandit

Where we going where where i'm going amigo

Where where here here talk

Where's pablo ramirez father ramirez

Where's she

Where's the owner of that horse

Where's the rebel going to hell with a rope around his neck and a price on his head

Which company where'd they go hmm

Which grave I don't know I don't know I tell you

While i'm in charge here the prisoners are not to be tortured or cheated or murdered

Who are you what do you want with me

Who the hell are you

Who the hell is that one bastard goes in another comes out

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa boy

Whoever double crosses me and leaves me alive he understands nothing about tuco nothing

Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered is the winner

Why

Why are you going under the name of bill carson now

Why corporal we're trying to withdraw and you're looking for an infirmary if you want one you'll have to make yourself a yankee prisoner

Why do you think jackson may be assuming another name

Why don't we tell each other our half of the secret why don't we you go first

Why i'll tell you why 'cause there's nothing in there

Why not really blow it up captain

Why you dirty

Why you son of a

Word's around you had a visitor and baker knows it

Would you talk no probably not that's what I thought

Wounding two vigilantes assault and battery on one named barry o'keefe

Yeah and if I get killed you'll never get your hands on all that beautiful money yeah tuco it sure would be a pity

Yeah and you better be bill carson

Yeah but you don't look like the one who'll collect it

Yeah captain it's nothing let's scare the hell out of them

Yeah I almost forgot he gave me 1000 I think his idea was that I kill you

Yeah roll it up roll it up i'll give you a good idea where you can put it

Yeah that's me

Yeah then these idiots would go somewhere else to fight maybe

Yeah well i'm very glad I came

Yeah yeah my brother he say to me stay brother don't go home

Yeah you're right it's getting tougher

Yes because soon you can join the gallant heroes of branson bridge

Yes sergeant

You and the others better lay low for a few days

You back there come on let's go

You bastard!

You better learn to distinguish rank i'm a captain

You can still save yourself let me go and i'll pardon you let me go

You can sure consider yourself much luckier than your pal

You chose your way I chose mine mine was harder!

You don't want to break our friendship huh well i'll break it

You ever see this before my friend

You filthy bastard! come here! come here!

You filthy double crossing bastard!

You filthy rats!

You get some trouble rope and you're all finished

You have seen me tuco

You know who you are you want to know whose son you are you don't I do everybody does

You leave him be he doesn't know who rides every horse

You look very well a bit thin perhaps but

You made a lot of noise my friend huh

You may run the risks my friend but I do the cutting if we cut down my percentage

You me so only you know your half of the secret mmm hmm

You pig you want to get me killed when'd you unload it

You pig! you vulture! i'll kill you! i'll kill you!

You recognize this man me yeah it's you

You remember when you left to become a priest I stayed behind

You rotten criminals how dare you

You see as soon as these cowards hear a blue shirt's around they run

You see I used to have a friend pedro chico and ramon his two brothers were my friends too

You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend those with loaded guns and those who dig you dig

You see that's what bill carson told me

You smell like a pig already but let's not try to make things any worse

You stay quiet old hen

You swine you son of a bitch let me go!

You talk about mother and father

You talk first huh i'll give you water later

You talked you traitor you talked

You think you're better than I am

You thought i'd trust you

You want some water drink drink

You want to try the pistol just step out let's go back!

You were always thin eh pablito

You were calling to him in the dark

You were captured near fort craig

You'd better talk

You'll all turn to dust but one thing is sure boys branson bridge will stand unbroken

You'll pay for this!

You're a lot luckier than that one there

You're alive tuco is it true

You're all alone huh like me blondie we're all alone in the world

You're brave with a man who's tied up!

You're from baker

You're heavy

You're hungry sit down eat

You're joking blondie you wouldn't play a joke on me like that

You're not digging

You're not gonna give me the same treatment

You're the son of a thousand fathers all bastards like you

You're very lucky to have me so close when it happened think if you'd been on your own

You've changed partners but you still got the same deal

You've got a career at the least i'd say you'll make colonel really sure

You've never had a rope around your neck well i'm going to tell you something when that rope starts to pull tight you can feel the devil bite your ass

Your mother it's better not to talk of her!

Your spurs

50 dollars

100 miles that's a nice walk

200 dollars it's all i've got here