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Big Lez character with a serious expression, wearing glasses and a military-style hat, set against a bright blue background.

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The Big Lez Show is an Australian comedy web series created by Jarrad Wright, Tom Hollis and Izak Whear. It follows a humanoid alien living in the fictional Australian town of Brown Town. The show has enjoyed vast popularity in its later years, with viewership soaring during the third season's run.
See also: Lez Zeppelin, Leslie Segar, Big Tigger, Rap City, White Ox, Datura.

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Aaaahhhhhhhhyyyyy
Aaaahhhhhhhhyyyyy
Aeeoowww
Aeeoowww
Already et
Already et
Already fucked me up
Already fucked me up
Anal beads
Anal beads
Astral plains
Astral plains
Aussie rap
Aussie rap
Aw a manderine
Aw a manderine
Aw friends
Aw friends
Awww yuck
Awww yuck
Awwwww
Awwwww
Baby punch
Baby punch
Bad trip
Bad trip
Be a hero
Be a hero
Bees wax
Bees wax
Big fan
Big fan
Big fuckin lez
Big fuckin lez
Biggest druggo
Biggest druggo
Bindis
Bindis
Blue cunts with guns
Blue cunts with guns
Blue meenies
Blue meenies
Body shock
Body shock
Bong hit
Bong hit
Boovan amovin
Boovan amovin
Boovan shmoovan
Boovan shmoovan
Both have super strength
Both have super strength
Boys in blue
Boys in blue
Bright orange cunt
Bright orange cunt
Bring up the choomas
Bring up the choomas
Broken neck
Broken neck
Broken wrist
Broken wrist
Brutal words
Brutal words
Bumble brutis
Bumble brutis
Burphah
Burphah
Bush poo
Bush poo
Cabba
Cabba
Campchair
Campchair
Can I come
Can I come
Can we leave soon
Can we leave soon
Cant do that donny
Cant do that donny
Cash in hand
Cash in hand
Catapiller
Catapiller
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Chooma
Choomas comin tmrw
Choomas comin tmrw
Cinema hashcookies
Cinema hashcookies
Cliff hangers
Cliff hangers
Cock smoker
Cock smoker
Cold hungry
Cold hungry
Come after me
Come after me
Cookin fast
Cookin fast
Cornetto
Cornetto
Cosmic energies
Cosmic energies
Councilman
Councilman
Count
Count
Crack smoking
Crack smoking
Cracker idea
Cracker idea
Cunts always on smoko
Cunts always on smoko
Cyclone cunt
Cyclone cunt
Dark staircases
Dark staircases
Dawwww fuck
Dawwww fuck
Dead roo on me shoulder
Dead roo on me shoulder
Deadeye donny
Deadeye donny
Dee n hey
Dee n hey
Detained
Detained
Devils lettuce
Devils lettuce
Dirty cunt rip off
Dirty cunt rip off
Divert the attention
Divert the attention
Dodgy roadworthies
Dodgy roadworthies
Does anyone
Does anyone
Dominance
Dominance
Dont care
Dont care
Dont do drugs
Dont do drugs
Dont fuckin come in
Dont fuckin come in
Dont kick it
Dont kick it
Dont play stupid
Dont play stupid
Dont smoke it
Dont smoke it
Dont touch glenworld
Dont touch glenworld
Dreams come true
Dreams come true
Drink driving
Drink driving
Drop in
Drop in
Dropped it down big hole
Dropped it down big hole
Drugs takin effect
Drugs takin effect
Evolutionary
Evolutionary
Eyes like dinnerplates
Eyes like dinnerplates
Feel the pain
Feel the pain
Film cops
Film cops
Filthy cokeheads
Filthy cokeheads
First hit cunt
First hit cunt
Forgot shoes
Forgot shoes
Freakin out
Freakin out
Free cokes
Free cokes
Fries
Fries
Fuck me sideways
Fuck me sideways
Fuck off clarence
Fuck off clarence
Fuck yeah
Fuck yeah
Fuckin blugh
Fuckin blugh
Fuckin bubbleheads
Fuckin bubbleheads
Fuckin choomas
Fuckin choomas
Fuckin dead
Fuckin dead
Fuckin deaf mate
Fuckin deaf mate
Fuckin druggo
Fuckin druggo
Fuckin gala
Fuckin gala
Fuckin gamecube
Fuckin gamecube
Fuckin hear that
Fuckin hear that
Fuckin hell
Fuckin hell
Fuckin outta here cunt
Fuckin outta here cunt
Fuckin over this
Fuckin over this
Fuckin prison
Fuckin prison
Fuckin sick
Fuckin sick
Fuckin what cunt
Fuckin what cunt
Gamma blast
Gamma blast
Gay cunt
Gay cunt
Gay sweater
Gay sweater
Get the cunts
Get the cunts
Get the fuck out quinton
Get the fuck out quinton
Get ya tripper snippers
Get ya tripper snippers
Goin there tomoz
Goin there tomoz
Good
Good
Good shot lez
Good shot lez
Goodbye clarence
Goodbye clarence
Google
Google
Googly eyes
Googly eyes
Got an xbox finally
Got an xbox finally
Got it from the tip
Got it from the tip
Got me an xbox
Got me an xbox
Had enough
Had enough
Hallucination land
Hallucination land
Handing out lines
Handing out lines
Hash noodle
Hash noodle
He oh yes
He oh yes
He yes
He yes
Head explode
Head explode
Heartattack mate
Heartattack mate
Helicopter pihaylet
Helicopter pihaylet
Hello
Hello
Help help
Help help
Herbs n spices
Herbs n spices
Here they fuckin are
Here they fuckin are
Heroween
Heroween
Hes got my neck
Hes got my neck
High viz shirt
High viz shirt
Hmm hmm hmmmmm
Hmm hmm hmmmmm
HMMM-WWUUUOOOAAHHHH
HMMM-WWUUUOOOAAHHHH
Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm
Holy fuck
Holy fuck
Holy mother of god
Holy mother of god
Homemade iwoska
Homemade iwoska
Hot smoke
Hot smoke
Hungry jacks toys
Hungry jacks toys
I am the universe
I am the universe
I know this cunt
I know this cunt
I miss my shoes
I miss my shoes
I SMELL MARIJUANAAA
I SMELL MARIJUANAAA
Ill fuckin kill ya
Ill fuckin kill ya
Im freaking out
Im freaking out
Its only drugs
Its only drugs
Its the chef
Its the chef
Jacked up
Jacked up
Jimmy hendrix
Jimmy hendrix
Kill cunts
Kill cunts
King of this castle
King of this castle
Knee high grasshopper
Knee high grasshopper
Lets fuckin do this cunt
Lets fuckin do this cunt
Lez mate
Lez mate
Licence
Licence
Licence pls
Licence pls
Lifes work
Lifes work
Like us on facebook
Like us on facebook
Lollypop man
Lollypop man
Long dick of cancer
Long dick of cancer
Long story
Long story
Look at that action
Look at that action
Lord be my friend
Lord be my friend
Lucky present
Lucky present
Mac n cheese
Mac n cheese
Make the old jackpot
Make the old jackpot
May lord
May lord
Middle section
Middle section
Money
Money
More drugs
More drugs
My skin
My skin
Nahnahnah
Nahnahnah
Negative emotions
Negative emotions
New tattoo noelsy
New tattoo noelsy
No drugs
No drugs
No filters
No filters
No questions
No questions
Noelsy
Noelsy
Noland man
Noland man
Not today mate
Not today mate
Nugget man
Nugget man
Nunya business
Nunya business
Nup yep
Nup yep
Off me head
Off me head
Off ya chops
Off ya chops
Off your chops
Off your chops
Oh lord please help
Oh lord please help
One dollar scratchy
One dollar scratchy
One thousand tigers
One thousand tigers
Out for eleven days
Out for eleven days
Outside coles
Outside coles
Owes me a beer
Owes me a beer
Pain remains
Pain remains
Palm oil
Palm oil
Permission for toilet
Permission for toilet
Platinum
Platinum
Pls lord
Pls lord
Poo in there
Poo in there
Popcoin
Popcoin
Pops cunt in the snout
Pops cunt in the snout
Porcelain bongs
Porcelain bongs
Potato head
Potato head
Prawns
Prawns
Punching mirrors
Punching mirrors
Pussy
Pussy
R2d2
R2d2
Really quiet
Really quiet
Ride around pacific ocean
Ride around pacific ocean
Riot ukraine
Riot ukraine
Rip em right out
Rip em right out
Rip start
Rip start
Rollercoaster trippersnipper
Rollercoaster trippersnipper
Roof over your head
Roof over your head
Ruined fathersday
Ruined fathersday
Rumballs
Rumballs
Sass mate yeah mate
Sass mate yeah mate
Sassy drink
Sassy drink
Sassy food magic
Sassy food magic
Sassy foods
Sassy foods
Sassy the sasquatch
Sassy the sasquatch
Save money
Save money
Saw a spider in there
Saw a spider in there
Say one more fucking word
Say one more fucking word
Secil
Secil
Security guard man
Security guard man
See it when you believe
See it when you believe
Seventy bucks
Seventy bucks
Seventy percent smoke
Seventy percent smoke
Shes abit howyagoin
Shes abit howyagoin
Shit hands
Shit hands
Shit in my mailbox
Shit in my mailbox
Shopliftin
Shopliftin
Sick name
Sick name
Sick roadtrips
Sick roadtrips
Silly gala
Silly gala
Six foot shories
Six foot shories
Sleepyhead
Sleepyhead
Smell your fear
Smell your fear
Smokin billys
Smokin billys
So hedious
So hedious
So hughven
So hughven
So thirsty
So thirsty
Somethin fishy
Somethin fishy
Somewhere safe
Somewhere safe
Star wars
Star wars
Stealthy
Stealthy
Sticky beak on
Sticky beak on
Stinging rodger
Stinging rodger
Stole it military
Stole it military
Suffering
Suffering
Sultana head
Sultana head
Take them fuckin bins out
Take them fuckin bins out
Tase me
Tase me
Tax fraud
Tax fraud
That oneness mate
That oneness mate
Thats how you fuckin die
Thats how you fuckin die
Thats the ticket
Thats the ticket
This feels different
This feels different
This is livin
This is livin
This shit I got
This shit I got
Three mandarins
Three mandarins
Ticket to happiness
Ticket to happiness
To room
To room
Trip out with us
Trip out with us
Trippa snipper
Trippa snipper
Turn the fuckin hose on
Turn the fuckin hose on
Two birds one stone
Two birds one stone
Two manderines
Two manderines
Two squares
Two squares
Type of heroin
Type of heroin
Upsidedown frown
Upsidedown frown
Wadiyaknow
Wadiyaknow
Wake up mate
Wake up mate
Wakeup juice
Wakeup juice
Walkin outside
Walkin outside
Wanna fight
Wanna fight
Waste eight bullets
Waste eight bullets
Watiyatalkinabeet
Watiyatalkinabeet
Wayneos cookies
Wayneos cookies
We dont need cunts
We dont need cunts
We going to the hive
We going to the hive
We got the cure
We got the cure
Whadiya think ya doin
Whadiya think ya doin
What a relief
What a relief
What are ya
What are ya
What is my life
What is my life
What the fuckin fuck
What the fuckin fuck
What the fucks that
What the fucks that
Where are ya cunt
Where are ya cunt
Wtf you need shoes for
Wtf you need shoes for
Yeah nah
Yeah nah
Yellow piece of shit
Yellow piece of shit
You look hungry
You look hungry
Yuck wtf
Yuck wtf