RoboCop (1987) Soundboard Edit

A cop that doesn't need to eat or sleep a cop with superior firepower and the reflexes to use it

A day of mourning for a country

A little more to the left

A lot of people would love to see a guy like me

A lot of people would love to see a guy like me put a guy like you out of business

After a successful tour of duty in old detroit we can expect 209 to become the hot military product for the next decade

Ahhh

Ahhh (2)

Ahhh (3)

Aiding and abetting a known felon

Aim for me

Aim for me.

Ain't no better way to steal money than free enterprise

All division heads are bringing their support teams

All division heads are bringing their support teams.

All right

All right (2)

All right (3)

All right attach it to his shoulder

All right clear out

All right cut the horseshit! we're moving out

All right don't touch him don't touch him!

All right I think that's all we can do let's call it

All right it's in

All right let's do it come on man let's smoke him!

All right let's go ahead and shock a flat line and let's quit

All right let's go come on!

All right look out turn around man

All right we have to intubate this guy

All right.

All units all units sector 9 211 in progress

All units sector 6 please close intersections

Although seriously wounded officer frank frederickson escaped and identified this man

Although shifts in the tax structure have created an economy ideal for corporate growth community services in this case law enforcement have suffered

Among them, two former United States Presidents

An american tradition

And affirmed its willingness to use the three megaton device as the city's last line of defense

And I don't want to hear any more talk about strike! we're not plumbers we're police officers and police officers don't strike

And I want a bigger office! and I want a new car! and I want the city to pay for it all!

And i'm number two around here

And it must be cut out before we employ the 2 million workers that will breathe life into this city again

And kiss the mayor's ass good bye!

And no matter how it turns out I want my old job back!

And remember we care

And say it doesn't matter who cooks in your family because this kitchen by food concepts makes everything a snap

And that's a true story

And third I want a recount!

And you don't want to disappoint him

ANNOUNCER: That's the master bedroom.

Another quality home game from butler brothers

Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of ocp results in shutdown

Any donations for the family may be given to cecil as usual

Anybody tries to stop me the old geezer gets it

Anything you say may be used against you

Apply cricoid pressure

Are we talking about the same dick jones

Are you locked in now

As you know we've entered into a contract with the city to run local law enforcement

Ask any cop he'll tell you if you can't stand the heat you better stay out of the kitchen

At security concepts we're projecting the end of crime in Old Detroit within 40 days

Attempted murder it's not like he killed someone this is a clear violation of my client's civil rights

Backup currently unavailable

Backup e t a 15 minutes

Backup is still unavailable

Be very careful

Beats me man

Because whatever happens this corporation will live up to the guiding principles of its founder courage strength conviction

Bill i'd love to but I got a date couple models coming over to my place know what I mean

Bitches leave

Bob

Bob save some for me

BOB: We get the best of both worlds.

Bobby can you fly bobby

Bobby get the door!

Boner.

Book him

Bring him in through the side door

Bring in the l e d

Bring it up fifty percent

Buddy I think you're slime

But at security concepts we believe an efficient police force is only part of the solution

But Delta City begins construction in two months

But delta city begins construction in two months

But I got the connections I got the sales organization

But life goes on it's an old story the fight for love and glory huh bob

But that changed today when former city councilman Ron Miller

But that changed today when former city councilman ron miller entered city hall with a gun

But there was always respect I always knew where the line was drawn and you just stepped over it buddy boy

But when i'm done i've got some free time maybe you could fit me in

But you wouldn't go through proper channels you went over my head

By the end of the week we can have ed 209s in place all over the city and expect immediate public support

Bye bye baby

Can he understand what i'm saying

Can I help you

Can I help you sir

Can you do that dad

Casey

Central this is 154 we're in pursuit of 211 suspect request backup

Central this is unit 154 we located that van by the old mill in sector 3d

Check

Check (2)

Clarence

Clarence boddicker unofficial crime boss of old detroit

Clarence no!

Clarence!

Clear

Clear the patches

Coarse v fib

Coarse v fib let's shock him again

Cobra assault cannon state of the art bang! bang!

Come here often how you doing

Come in officer

Come on

Come on come on come on come on that's for you that's for you

Come on emil! get your ass in the van!

Come on lard ass let's move it!

Come on man come on now you're making me nervous

Come on man speed it up! move it!

Come on sal!

Come on you can't do this come on now! don't mess around!

Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad

Come on!

Come on!

Come quietly or there will be trouble

Congratulations bob

Cop

Cut him off! come on! go on cut him off! go go!

Cut the power! pull the board!

Dad come on dad come on dad get in the picture come on come on

Damn it! shit!

Dead or alive you are coming with me

Dead or alive, you are coming with me

Destroy it

Dick i'm very disappointed

Dick jones division president ocp

Dick jones here

Dick jones is wanted for murder

Dick you're fired!

Did you bring the gun

Die you bastard!

Die, you bastard!

DISPATCHER: All units, Sector 6, please close intersections..

Do it emil!

Do you have a name

Do you have a name?

Does it hurt does it hurt

Does your mother know you talk like that

Does your mother know you talk like that?

Don't do nothing stupid man i'm a good shot I could hit you in the eye from here

Don't mess with jones man he'll make sushi out of you yeah you better be careful man I heard jones is a real shark

Don't move I won't

Don't touch me man!

Don't touch me! get away! get away!

Don't worry i'll

Don't you get it I work for dick jones! dick jones! I work for dick jones!

Don't you get it you cocksucker!

Don't you have a name

Dr mcnamara

Drop it

Drop it.

Drop the gun you are under arrest

Easy easy turn

Ed 209

Emil

Emil how you doing man good to see you

Emil in the van

EMIL: Me, too

Every game has a winner and a loser.

Every policeman knows when he joins the force that there are certain inherent risks that come with the territory

Everybody load up!

Everyone else walks out at midnight

Except there ain't nothin' free

Excuse me

Excuse me I have to go somewhere there is a crime happening

Excuse me please

Excuse us

Extended warranties financing

Extended warranties, financing.

Fellow executives it gives me great pleasure to introduce you to the future of law enforcement

Fellow executives,

FEMALE VOICE: 95th floor. Have a nice day.

Fire at will

Fire at will.

First don't fuck with me! i'm a desperate man! and second I want some fresh coffee!

First they let me out of jail for free,

Flatline

Flatline. Let's go intracardiac epinephrine

Forget it kid this guy's a serious asshole

Four, three, two, one.

Frankie blow this cocksucker's head off

Freeze okay let's see those hands nice and easy

Fuck jones he fumbled the ball and I was there to pick it up

Fuck me

Fuck me!

Fuck me! fuck me! fuck me!

Fuck you clarence

Fuck you!

Fuck you! (2)

Fucked with the wrong guy.

Fucking jones!

Gee bobby bye

Get a measurement on that bring a hammer too

Get him over lift!

Get him!

Get me out of here!

Get on your feet!

Get over there!

Get the car

Get the other gun emil!

Get the ventilator put him in or 4

Get up your honor get up get up! your public wants to see you!

Get up!

Give it up faggot let a man

Give me a full frame we got it

Give me a grid got it there

Give me all your money bookworm or I blow your brains out

Glad to know you murphy

Go

Go ahead and do it dead or alive you're coming with me

Go ahead shake his hand

Go robo

Go, go!

Go!

Go.

God you girls are so great I mean I just I love to be with intelligent women smart is so sexy

God!

Goddamn it goddamn it! listen to me!

Goddamn it!

Goddamn rebels blew up the airport in acapulco yesterday

Goddamn rebels blew up the airport in Acapulco yesterday.

Gonna need some major firepower

Good

Good boy come on

Good evening i'm jesse perkins with casey wong

Good luck frank

Good morning i'm casey wong with jesse perkins

Good night sweet prince

Good very good get your staff together i'll expect a full presentation in 20 minutes

Good, very good. Get your staff together, Mr. Morton

Got a pressure of 60 palp

Got off to a shaky start,

Great we were going there next week

Guns guns guns!

Half the force didn't show up for work today

Halt stop! wait a minute!

Handball tuesday night

Handball Tuesday night?

Happy birthday dave she's from me

Happy new year

Happy new year! this is for you

Have you thought it all over why not make me an offer

He didn't hear it

He didn't hear the gun drop

He had a dream a dream

He needs a car

He recorded every word you said

He runs ocp ocp runs the cops

He was trying to kill me

He's a cop killer

He's a cyborg you idiot

He's all yours

He's expecting you mr boddicker

He's gonna kill her man! he's gonna kill her!

He's got a gun!

He's in

He's in the steel mill let's go

He's legally dead we can do pretty much what we want to

He's now on the second floor holding mayor gibson and his staff hostage

He's ocp he's a senior president

He's ocp's newest soldier in their revolutionary crime management program

He's on

He's on the side he's over here!

He's the number two guy at ocp ocp runs the cops!

He's the number two guy at OCP. OCP runs the cops!

Heads up you guys

HEDGECOCK: Open fire!

Hello buddy boy

Hello I haven't really had a chance to introduce myself i'm anne lewis

Hello tiger

Help me

Help me (2)

Help me.

Here

Here! he's up here!

Hey clarence he's still alive

Hey clarence joey's got a car just like yours man

Hey dickie boy how's tricks

Hey don't move

Hey emil

Hey he's old we're young and that's life

Hey hey hey bobby boy vice president congratulations

Hey hey there's more hair down there!

Hey lewis it's supercop

Hey look look! he's watching us!

Hey look! bucket boy's online

Hey man what you reading in there

Hey no problem let the mayor go we'll even throw in a blaupunkt

Hey pretty boy over here

Hey take a look at my face dick

Hey this is bullshit! I take my orders from

Hey wait a minute wait a minute! i'm protected man i've got protection!

Hey wait a second! he's a cop for god's sakes! you can't do that!

Hey wait for me partner

Hey wait up wait up wait up

Hey we're partners

Hey, look! Bucket boy's online.

Hey! hey! come on man now don't get cute!

Hey! hey! first they let me out of jail for free then what do I find in the prison parking lot but a brand new 6000 sux

Hey! you can't enter here! wait a second! just a minute! this is a restricted area!

Hey. Take a look at my face, Dick

Hi

Hi uh murphy transferring in from metro south

His digestive system is extremely simple this processor dispenses a rudimentary paste that sustains his organic system

His memory's admissible as evidence

His pressure's dropping

His wife must be going out of her mind

Hit it!

Hiya barbara

Hold it just sign right here sir

Holding Mayor Gibson and his staff hostage.

How about the 6000 sux

How can I help you officer lewis

How can we help you officer

How does he eat

How you doing

How you doing?

How you doing...

How's the gray bar hotel

I am now authorized to use physical force

I am what you call a repeat offender I repeat I will offend again

I bet that really pisses you off

I better drive until you know your way around

I better drive until you know your way around.

I brought you some food

I can feel them but I can't remember them

I didn't question him I asked him his name he didn't know

I don't care get those men by the stairs now! hit it!

I don't give a shit what you want to pay I set the prices here

I don't have time for this bullshit

I don't know I don't know maybe i'm just not making myself clear

I don't know what you're talking about

I don't like it any more than you do reed but listen!

I don't think I want to pay you that sal

I don't want to fuck with you sal

I figure that's dead on

I figure that's dead on.

I figure they're green lighting delta city

I figure they're green lighting Delta City.

I fucking love that guy!

I get bored so easily

I get my orders from a higher source

I got him clarence! I got him!

I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid wop ass that you'll shit snow for a year

I got to go. I got a meeting.

I got to I got to go I got a meeting

I guess we're gonna be friends after all

I guess we're on strike

I guess you're on your knees about now begging for your life pathetic

I guess you're on your knees about now, begging for your life.

I had a guaranteed military sale with ed 209!

I had to blow the door what do you want

I had to kill bob morton because he made a mistake

I had to kill bob morton because he made a mistake (2)

I had to kill bob morton because he made a mistake (3)

I hear jones was plenty pissed

I know sometimes I could just think of something and it could just get me so horny

I know you you're dead we killed you! we killed you!

I like it!

I like that

I never miss a game

I never miss a game

I really have to tell you something

I really have to tell you something I love you

I remember when I was a young executive for this company

I repeat, I will offend again

I said give me your money and all of it and don't fuck with me!

I say good business is where you find it

I say we pull him in run a systems check the works

I think it's time we gave something back

I think ocp's moving a lot of new guys up here

I think we've got four or five days setup

I think you'd better do what he says mr kinney

I try

I understand look the lawyers will have you out in 24 hours just don't say anything else

I used to call the old man funny names iron butt boner once I even called him asshole

I usually drive when i'm breaking in a new partner

I usually drive when I'm breaking in a new partner.

I want a chopper now!

I was assured full cooperation by this precinct buddy and if it gets screwed up by one of your grunts i'm gonna have your job

I was so scared thank you thank you

I wasn't sure what you needed I sort of grabbed things

I will

I will board the chopper with my hostage

I work for dick jones dick jones!

I'd buy that for a dollar

I'd buy that for a dollar!

I'd buy that for a dollar! (2)

I'd go straight to the old man if I could

I'll buy that for a dollar!

I'll get you faggot!

I'll open the safe

I'll tell you what we should do we should strike fuck 'em!

I'll tell you what's the matter

I'm afraid I can't comment on delta city that's not my division but I will tell you this

I'm cashing you out bob

I'm confident that we can go to prototype within 90 days

I'm gonna blow her brains out

I'm gonna count to three! you better open that son of a bitch come on! come on!

I'm gonna have your job

I'm in on the bottom line pal

I'm not arresting you anymore

I'm not into discounts

I'm sure it's only a glitch a temporary setback

I'm sure this is something we can take up in my office

I'm talking to you! what do you say i'm talking to you!

I've got 40 palp

I've got one downstairs guarding the building now

I've got one downstairs guarding the building now.

In six months we begin construction of delta city where old detroit now stands

Is it time for that big operation

It doesn't matter we're gonna blank his memory anyway

It helps if you think of it as a game bob every game has a winner and a loser

It is my great pleasure to present to you robocop

It's 400 foot pounds he could crush every bone in your hand

It's a better plan

It's a free society except there ain't nothin' free 'cause there's no guarantees you know you're on your own it's the law of the jungle

It's a little insurance policy called directive 4

It's about official ocp business so please get lost

It's as good as marked you asshole! you stupid stupid asshole!

It's back big is back because bigger is better

It's big

It's classified it's ocp

It's dick jones!

It's horrible

It's jones he's got the 209 series online and now he wants to show off

It's Jones. He's got the 209 series online and now he wants to show off.

It's really good to see you again murphy

It's titanium laminated with kevlar

Jerry book him i'll catch up with you later

Jerry jerry look who it is

Jesus morton

Jesus you really screwed up

Joe show the man what we brought him for christmas

JOE: No car is safe!

Joey's got a car just like yours, man.

Just give me my fucking phone call

Just kidding

Justin ballard watkins has more

Keep him talking

Knock yourself out

Leave me alone

Leon pick him up

Let me get pressure

Let me make it real clear for you he doesn't have a name he's got a program he's product is that clear

Let me see

Let me try that

Let the woman go you are under arrest

Let's do it

Let's face it he's lost his teeth the guy's a pussy

Let's face it, he's lost his teeth. The guy's a pussy

Let's get out of here

Let's get some blood drawn type and crossing six units

Let's get the ambu bag

Let's get the clothes off

Let's go

Let's go (2)

Let's go ahead and blow his mast trousers

Let's go intracardiac epinephrine

Let's go johnson!

Let's have some crowd control! come on get these people back!

Let's lock it down

Let's talk

Lewis

Lewis come here when you're finished fucking around with your suspect

Lewis lewis! lewis I got a situation here girl

Lewis where are you you all right

Lewis!

Lewis! lewis!

Lieutenant don't jerk me off! when people jerk me off I kill them! you want to see

Lieutenant what's next

Lieutenant! level 3 level 3 he's on level 3!

Lieutenant! Level 3, level 3. He's on level 3!

Listen chief your company built the fucking thing now I got to deal with it

Listen i'm here to see dick jones

Listen pal maybe you haven't heard i'm the guy in old detroit

Listen pal your client's a scumbag you're a scumbag and scumbags see the judge on monday morning!

Listen to me you fuck! there's another guy

Listen try to keep one thing in mind

Look at that fucking gun

Looking for me

Lose the arm

Madam you have suffered an emotional shock I will notify a **** crisis center

Make it aggravated assault and I can make bail in cash now

Making a real name for yourself in security concepts with robocop

MALE ANNOUNCER: Nukem, get them before they get you

MAN 1: Get over there!

MAN 2: Coarse V Fib. Okay, we got to shock him

MAN 2: Mask him

MAN 2: Okay, I've got a central line in.

MAN 2: Put the Foley in

MAN 2: Stand clear.

MAN: We got it. BOB: All right, clear out

Manson

Mask him

Maybe what we need here is a fresh perspective

Maybe you'd like to meet a friend of mine

Mmm hmm good very good let's get started

More fighting in the mexican crisis today when american troops participated in a joint raid with mexican nationals against rebel rocket positions in acapulco

Move down! on the next level

Move in

Move in

Mr kinney

Mr kinney is going to help us simulate a typical arrest and disarming procedure

Murphy

Murphy (2)

Murphy (3)

Murphy front and center

Murphy had a wife and son what happened to them

Murphy huh yeah that's me

Murphy i'm a mess!

Murphy it's you

Murphy it's you murphy it's you murphy it's you

Murphy meet lewis show him the neighborhood

Murphy, it's me

Murphy, it's you.

MURPHY: Hey.

Murphy! murphy it's me lewis

Must be the champagne stay here

My little contribution to your psychological profile

My program will not allow me to act against an officer of this company

My program will not allow me to act against an officer of this company

My targeting system is a little messed up

Nice car joe

Nice precinct

Nice shooting son what's your name

Nice shooting, son. What's your name?

No

No (2)

No butthole! get your own!

No car is safe!

No don't!

No hang on

No it's starting to roll

No not yet it ain't

No thank you i'm not hungry

No thanks

No we need something more we need a 24 hour a day police officer

No you know those things will kill you

No, thank you. I'm not hungry.

No!

No. We need something more.

Nobody ever takes me seriously! we'll get serious now!

Nobody in security concepts takes it seriously

Nobody popped my cherry

Nope

Not bad they let me keep the shirt

Not necessarily sir

Not now e j get a cup of coffee

Not now, E.J. Get a cup of coffee.

Nothing fancy just kill him

Now

Now fill it up on number 7

Now follow

Now friends i've had this dream for more than a decade now a dream which i've invited you all to share with me

Now get out of my police station and take laughing boy with you!

Now it's time to erase that mistake

Now it's time to erase that mistake (2)

Now it's time to erase that mistake (3)

Now it's time to erase that mistake.

Now move!

Now playback

Now sought in connection with the deaths of 31 police officers

Now this

Now wait a second

Now where is that backup

Nukem get them before they get you

OCP Spokesmen claim that the fearless machine

Ocp spokesmen claim that the fearless machine has crooks on the run in old detroit

Of OCP's Delta City,

OFFICER 2: Over here! Over here!

OFFICER: Roger, we're on our way.

OFFICER: You cut 10 guys loose over on the east side.

Oh god

Oh god! he's got a hell of a grip

Oh great

Oh sarge

Oh shit!

Oh yeah go get 'em boy!

Oh yes!

Oh you know he's got this killer rep but it's a smokescreen

Oh, yeah. Go get 'em, boy!

Okay

Okay (2)

Okay (3)

Okay all right here we go

Okay all right I got it in breath sounds

Okay clothes off let's prep him for a central line

Okay everybody clear!

Okay fun's over

Okay hit the door

Okay I give up

Okay i've got a central line in i'm getting pressure back normal saline

Okay let me try to put this in perspective

Okay let's get out of here

Okay let's go ahead and get the mast trousers up

Okay let's start with tracking

Okay miller don't hurt the mayor we'll give you whatever you want

Okay okay I get a kick out of it

Okay tough guy get up get up!

Okay we got to shock him

Okay, Miller, don't hurt the Mayor. We'll give you whatever you want.

Okay! it's okay!

Okay! Now I got you!

Okay! now I got you!

Okay?

Old detroit has a cancer the cancer is crime

Omni consumer products

On what charge

Once, I even called him asshole

One man could control it all

Open the safe pops open the goddamn safe!

Other side

Out of the way!

Over here! over here! open fire!

****stan is threatening my border

Penal code 113 section 9

Perhaps you're aware of the robocop program developed by myself at security concepts as a contingency against just this sort of thing

Please put down your weapon you have 20 seconds to comply

Please! no! help me!

Point it at ed 209

Police union leaders blame omni consumer products ocp

Police union leaders blame Omni Consumer Products, OCP,

Police union representatives and ocp continue negotiations today in hopes of averting a citywide strike by police scheduled to begin tomorrow at midnight

Prepare to fire

Pretty fancy moves murphy

Pretty neat

Pretty neat.

Pretty simple math huh bob

Probably just to light a fire under jones' ass

Probably just to light a fire under Jones' ass.

Put lieutenant hedgecock on the line there's trouble in the tower!

Put the foley in

Put your hands on your head

Qualifies for health tax credit

Quit stalling man!

Ready

Record

Red alert red alert red alert

Renovation program

Richard

Richard.

Right we keep him on the street

Robert morton vice president security concepts ocp

Robo excuse me robo any special message for all the kids watching at home

Robocop

Roger 154

Roger we're on our way

ROOSEVELT: You don't understand. I'm OCP.

Roosevelt! rosie we got a problem

Sayonara robocop!

Series 7 Sports Heart by Jensen, Yamaha.

Serve the public trust protect the innocent uphold the law

Sharp

She thought you were dead she started over again

Shit clarence my leg!

Shit I don't believe it! you burned the fucking money!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit! (2)

Shit! (3)

Shit! (4)

Shit! call bob morton!

Shit! i'm out of ammo me too

Shit! I'm out of ammo.

Shit! there's your goddamn safe! open that son of a bitch!

Shut him down prep him for surgery

Shut the fuck up and do it! just do it!

Shut up asshole

Situated near schools and shopping centers this progressive development has a growth factor of 7

Situated near schools and shopping centers,

Slow down then

Slow it down now slow it down slow it down

Smoke

So come down and talk to one of our qualified surgeons

So come down and talk to one of our qualified surgeons here at the family heart center

So naturally my kid thinks every good cop should be

Somebody want to call a goddamn paramedic

Son of a bitch!

Sorry sarge I fucked up

Sounds like I'm in a lot of trouble

Sounds like i'm in a lot of trouble

Spare parts for 25 years

Stand clear

Stand clear (2)

Stand clear shock him

Stark is there any word on frederickson

Statement please

Stay in touch

Stay out of trouble

Still a little fight left in you

Still got the factory sticker on it!

Still rolling

Stop!

Stop! i'll give you anything you want! just please please don't kill me all right

Stop! you there stop!

Suit yourself clarence

Sure

Sure anytime

Sure mind if I zip this up

Sure we've had our shots

Take a close look at the track record of this company and you'll see that we have gambled in markets traditionally regarded as nonprofit hospitals prisons space exploration

Take a look at this

Take a look at this

Take a week maybe 10 days

Take it easy! we don't want to hurt you!

Takes money to make money

Target check target check

Tastes like baby food

Tell me about your plan how long will it take

Terrorism has never been a factor in city politics before

Thank you

Thank you (2)

Thank you (3)

Thank you for your concern mr morton

Thank you for your concern, Mr. Morton.

Thank you for your cooperation good night

Thank you sir

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks

That hurt

That means drugs gambling prostitution

That thing is still alive

That's 2 million workers living in trailers

That's a tough break bob

That's good that's very good

That's it buster no more military aid

That's life in the big city

That's not my division. But I will tell you this.

That's not really what I meant

That's the master bedroom a functional space with a touch of elegance

That's the question we put to people in the crime plagued lexington area

That's too much hair I know we'll give her a haircut!

The department requests all officers not on duty to attend

The enforcement droid series 209 is a self sufficient law enforcement robot

The entire outer skin will be like this

The fastest reflexes modern technology has to offer onboard computer assisted memory and a lifetime of on the street law enforcement programming

The firm which recently entered into a contract with the city

The firm which recently entered into a contract with the city to fund and run the detroit metropolitan police department