The Goonies Soundboard Edit

A c sharp d

A couple more minutes isn't gonna hurt

A lantern! look you guys a lantern!

A light

Adios senorita!

Adopted wuss

Adopted wuss i'm no adopted wuss!

Ah it's mouth

Ah! guys!

Ah! oh! ruth ruth ruth baby ruth

Ahhhh!!! #ahhh #scream #scared #frightened #spooked #chunk #goonies

All right all right

All right data ow!

All right fellows that's enough

All right my hearties follow me!

All right okay forget it i'm sorry

All right walsh today's the day so let's get this over with

All right!

All that rich stuff

All the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other

Also got the country's highest murder rate in the country

An it! a giant it! they got it chained to the wall!

And anyway if chester copperpot didn't find it how would we find it

And captain chunk says let's get the hell out of here!

And during the firefight there were just guns bursting here and cannons bursting there

And he got caved in and he's been there ever since

And i've got a date with andy on friday all right

And if it's any help to you i'd be glad to communicate with rosalita

And look that says 1632 is that a year or something

And the british they blew up the walls around him

And then he got into this cave

And then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience

And then once during lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!

And then the armada it took them a couple of weeks but then they caught up with willy

And then there was a whole big war between the armada and willy's ship the inferno

And then willy fled because he knew he'd get killed if he stayed around

And then you know what he did he killed all his men

And these are the rejects

And they got apple!

And they got chocolate eruption!

And they got g****!

And they were digging all these tunnels and caves

And when the fratellis go into that cave then we make a run for it

And you data data

And you know you keep kissing girls the way you do the parts of you that don't work so good they're gonna catch up to the ones that do

And you know your looks are kind of pretty when your face doesn't screw it up

Andy andy

Andy are you all right

Andy goes first I go second

Andy I believe in you

Andy it's okay

Andy this is not the time nor the place for this

Andy this whole ship's a treasure

Andy you took piano lessons

Andy!

Andy! you goonie!

Andy! You Goonie! #andy you goonie #troy #the goonies

Any of you guys ever hear of detroit no

Anybody got a candy bar a baby ruth

Anyway he was being such a jerk you know tilting the mirror so he could look down my shirt so I elbowed his lip

Are those jewels real how'd you find them

Are you all right chunk

Are you okay

Are you okay mouth

Are you okay stef

Are you sure mikey because if you're sure i'm sure you know

As long as you stay here with me

Aw

Aw slothy

Aye sloth!

Back up back up

Bats!

Be careful around here there's a hole I think I think brand was standing in it

Be careful! watch it

Because that means her mom gotta drive and then you gotta make it with her and her mom

Because these are somebody else's wishes they're somebody else's dreams

Because they might have daddy long legs in them

Believe me I know what i'm doing

Besides we gotta get the police

Billions

Booby traps

Booby traps it's only booby traps why you being such a sissy

Boys make yourselves comfortable huh

Boys rosalita doesn't speak a word of english and I know some of you took spanish in school

Boys they're right around here somewhere i'm telling you I can smell their bubble gum

Boys this is rosalita rosalita's gonna help us with the packing just until my arm's better

Brand can we give you a ride somewhere

Brand careful!

Brand how far can you stretch that

Brand hurry i'm in here with my eyes closed

Brand is being so sweet to me

Brand wait!

Brand where you going

Brand!

Brand! brand!

Bring him over here francis

Bullet holes bullet holes

Bullet holes the size of matzo ba

Bully blinders!

But I gotta go to the bathroom

But I smell ice cream

But i'm getting out of here

But if he killed all his men how did the map or the story get out

But no! the one older brother had to go and screw it up

But see that was back in 1935

But still! don't you realize the next time you see the sky it'll be over another town

But the worst thing I ever done

But what if you guys just what if this map can lead to one eyed willy's rich stuff maybe

Bye baby

Bye bye marbles

Bye mrs walsh bye

Bye willy thanks

Call harvey yes sir

Calm down

Calm down we're gonna be okay sure

Can I help you

Can I take piano lessons

Can you do it come on hurry go! go! go!

Can you translate all that

Can't argue with that ma all right

Can't you hold it no

Can't you learn how to exercise like a normal kid

Can't you smell it guys

Certainly it's where motown started

Certainly mrs walsh

Certainly mrs walsh (2)

Chance at what mikey getting killed

Check out what's down there

Chester copperpot chester copperpot chester copperpot!

Chester copperpot missing while in pursuit of local legend

Chester who who

Chocolate #chocolate #john matuszak #80s #hungry #snacks #candy #the goonies

Chocolate chocolate

Chunk

Chunk (2)

Chunk chunk come here

Chunk I hope that was your stomach

Chunk i'm starting to o d on all your bullshit stories

Chunk no it's captain chunk

Chunk!

Chunk! (2)

Chunk! chunk!

Chunk's up there

Clark can you translate

Coins! rich stuff

Come here daddy

Come on before you catch a real cold

Come on brand slip her the tongue

Come on clark we've got much more to do

Come on get the body

Come on give them a few minutes

Come on guys it's dusty here my hay fever's acting up and you always break something

Come on guys this is our time

Come on hurry up! hurry up!

Come on jake you first

Come on kid

Come on let's go faster guys

Come on mama

Come on mikey it's cool!

Come on mikey we're going now

Come on move it out you too down there!

Come on move! get on! come on!

Come on one eyed willy what does this have to do with the map

Come on sloth!

Come on snap to

Come on tell us really

Come on wanna see it

Come on we don't have all day

Come on what's the matter what is this a nuclear saturday or something come on guys

Come on you idiots!

Come on you wanted to go

Come on!

Come on! (2)

Come on! (3)

Come on! (4)

Come on! (5)

Come on! (6)

Come on! let me out

Come on! let's go!

Come on! let's kill each other over the pepperoni

Come on! where are you going you don't wanna do this

Come to mama baby come on

Copper bones

Could you please take me to the sheriff station I can describe all three of them

Crushing death and grief soaked with blood of the trespassing thief

Cut it out mouth

Dad! it's my marble bag! the fratellis forgot to check it I put the jewels in it

Dad'll do anything to get you to go to sleep

Daddy!

Damn it!

Data come on don't fall behind let's go!

Data come on!

Data data's okay

Data do you have a light

Data do you have a light (2)

Data don't do anything! no!

Data hurry up! don't be a fool data come on!

Data please

Data!

Data! come on turn it off

Data! data come on!

Data's just unhappy

Data's okay

Data's okay but data's quite tired of falling! and data's tired of skeletons!

Dead

Did he say fifty dollar bill

Did you see him guys

Did you see their clothes drug dealers won't be caught dead in those polyester rags

Diez veces diez

Do it

Do it!

Do something hurry!

Do you have a match no i'll light it on the lamp

Do you think your mom is gonna notice

Do you think your mom is gonna notice (2)

Does brand wear braces

Does it work guys yeah!

Don't ask stupid questions! we're stuck! just send down the bucket!

Don't be afraid

Don't give me over here i'm the one that's always gotta

Don't give us none of your bullshit stories huh

Don't let them see us guys

Don't lie to me!

Don't push jake!

Don't say that never say that goonies never say die!

Don't start that

Don't touch it guys

Don't touch that

Don't worry about it just calm down you sure i'm positive

Don't worry boy I brought you some more food

Don't worry I can do it

Don't worry it's chained to the wall

Don't you come home without your brother or i'll commit hare krishna! that's hara kiri ma

Don't you guys remember from the attic the news article

Don't you guys see don't you realize

Don't you remember when I used to sing to you when you were little right

Dork! if god meant to do it that way you'd all be pissing in your faces

Down here it's our time it's our time down here

Downstairs first door on the right

Drainage

Drug dealers

Ease off brand

Empty your pockets! come on! hurry up empty your jewels! come on!

Every time you have feeling we get us in trouble

Everybody and their grandfather went looking for that when our parents were our age

Everything everything everything

Exactly

Except that why that's willy's save that for willy anything else

Fall! break! fall!

Fifty dollar bill fifty dollar bill fifty dollar bill

Fifty dollar bill! #50 dollar bill #money #cash #counterfeit

Fifty dollar bills! guys! hundreds of them! fifty dollar bills!

First we start with the pudgy little fingers then the plump little hands then the fleshy arms

First you gotta do the truffle shuffle

Flunked your driver's test

Flunking your driver's test

Follow me

Follow them size fives

Forever forever and ever

Forge!

Forget any adventures limp lungs

Forget it!

Four waters is that all

Francis

Francis the lock

Francis the rope

Freaking kids

Freeze!

Gas pipes

George washington

Geronimo!

Gesundheit

Get data!

Get down guys get down

Get it off me!

Get me up guys! one two three

Get off it!

Get off me chunk get off me!

Get out of here!

Get out of here! and stay out!

Get out of the way

Get out of the way (2)

Get out of there! i'm the oldest so I call the shots

Get the camera

Get them out of here

Get us in trouble

Get your foot off the table

Give it to me

Give me that give me this thing

Give me the gun give me the gun!

Give me the sword aah!

Gnarly

Go check your brother

Go get out of here

Go get the police we're really in some serious shit here you gotta get the police

Go go go!

Go guys!

Go join your friends you weasels

Go on andy!

Go see what she's ragging about will you

Go!

Go! go!

God put that rock there for a purpose and i'm not so sure you should move it or anything

God these guys

God! what's wrong with you people

Gold and silver shining all over the place!

Gold rock beach is right down this next curve

Good enough I can see their flashlight!

Good idea

Good idea (2)

Good idea jake

Goonies always make mistakes just don't make any more come on

Great! look at that! neato! I love it

Guys come here! he's in here!

Guys freeze don't move don't move

Guys I think I have a match i'm sure of it

Guys i'm hungry I know when my stomach growls there's trouble

Guys i'm stuck with the stiff! he's in here

Guys look it looks like a skeleton of one eyed willy or something

Guys stop put down the outfit okay

Guys thanks thanks a lot

Guys there's a light up ahead maybe we can get out that way let's go

Guys this map is old news

Guys what are we gonna do about that country club it's killing our parents

Half the pepperoni was mine

He and mama wanted to leave there i've spoke out for you

He does that all the time

He said one of the guys must have gotten out with the map

He should be put in a plastic bubble

He takes one step outside and you are in deep absolutely the deepest

He told me that one eyed willy and his bunch were down there for five six years

He was a pro! he never made it this far

He went to get the police

He'd better not have broken those chains again

He's alive! he's alive! he's alive!

He's dead for sure

He's goin' to get the police go! move!

He's gone truly truly gone oh no don't be dead

He's gonna give it back to the museum or whoever they pick to be the new assistant curly curney curator!

He's got my bike! I want my bike!

He's just like his father

Head for the light

Heave ho! goodbye boys!

Hello

Hello little guys

Hello mikey honey

Hello sheriff i'm at the lighthouse lounge and I wanna report well a murder

Help him! help him! hurry up!

Help! get me out of here!

Help! help! help! guys!

Help! rabies! rabies!

Here grab on to the rock come on

Here he comes

Here! over here!

Here's your water

Hey and that's a summer place what's it doin' it open in the fall

Hey come on you guys hurry up! those creeps are still after us

Hey gene how are you great

Hey guys

Hey guys now that we've got

Hey guys what's going down

Hey it's getting late

Hey kid I want you to spill your guts tell us everything

Hey look at that

Hey look at this candles

Hey look at this I didn't know dad had all this stuff up here

Hey ma after we dump the kids how do we get out of here

Hey mike found a map

Hey mikey

Hey mikey gotta go to the bathroom

Hey mikey hey you know you're a great little kid person

Hey mikey I believe you

Hey mikey if you can hear me run!

Hey mikey mikey

Hey mikey this is great

Hey mouth you look better from behind

Hey this is working guys

Hey turkey!

Hey wait for me!

Hey who's down there

Hey you guys ever heard of this guy chester copperpot look what it says

Hey you guys i'm the smallest I wanna go first

Hey you guys if we keep going this far down we'll reach china

Hey you guys look at this

Hey you guys look it must be the old moss garden wishing well

Hey you guys they're gone! they're not here!

Hey you guys you gotta let me in!

Hey you guys!

Hey you guys! (2)

Hey you guys! (3)

Hey You Guys! #goonies #hello #hey #im here #hi

Hey! come on guys! my dad doesn't want you up here

Hey! don't shoot him!

Hey! I bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it huh ha ha!

Hey! let go of my hand!

Hey! mikey!

Hi dad!

Hi fellas remember me

Hi mikey

Hi mom hi dad I guess we're kind of in deep sh

Hi mr walsh

Hi mrs walsh how are you mrs walsh

Hi sir my name's lawrence sometimes people call me chunk

Hi willy i'm mike walsh

Hit it! what're you doing i'm trying to find middle c this is nothing like my mother's steinway

Hit puree

Hold it right there

Hold on here we go!

Hold on you guys

Hold this

Hold this lantern for me

Holy mackenzie!

Holy mary mother of god look at that oh my god

Holy s h I t!

Holy shit

Home what home in a couple more hours it ain't gonna be home anymore

Honestly

Hope it's not a deposit bottle

How am I supposed to create with that smithsonian piece of shit

How are we gonna get out

How are you duke

How did you get here

How do you think we got the gold

How long have you guys been standing there

How long you boys been at that window

How many more years do I have before I get fat before my hair falls out before I look like him

How many ships did you say there were billions

Huh oh sorry

Huh what the hell

Huh what's this wait a second

Hurry up

Hurry up (2)

Hurry up come on!

Hurry up with that flare! it's pitch black!

Hurry up!

I ain't been leaving no trail

I ain't gonna go first what are you kiddin' me

I bet his id is in his wallet mouth get his wallet

I can feel the air there's something down there

I can't believe it that's it guys

I can't find chunk where's chunk

I can't see anything

I can't see you got a light

I can't swim with my hands tied

I can't tell if it's an a sharp or if it's a b flat if you hit the wrong note we'll all be flat

I didn't touch it

I don't believe you at all

I don't care what you have in your

I don't got it

I don't have the handle! open the lock!

I don't know about it mikey

I don't know what to do with you kid

I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're gonna be in

I don't mind dying

I don't wanna go mikey I don't wanna go

I don't wanna go on any more of your crazy goonie adventures

I don't wanna see it

I don't wear a hairpiece!

I don't wear braces mikey wear

I forgot

I found your glasses sorry

I got a great idea you guys slick shoes!

I got an idea what is it I saw this on the hardy boys once

I got it! I got it! I got it!

I got the last candle mikey get it

I got you

I got you right where I want you!

I gotcha!

I gotta go to the bathroom pee break who's gotta go

I gotta rot with you through eternity I don't wanna rot with you!

I have a feeling about this one

I hit the wrong note i'm not liberace you know

I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!

I just wanted to say thank you for offering to save my life and everything

I knew he couldn't break them chains

I knew these people were from the ozone

I know how these guys must've died what a mess

I know how you feel wimp

I know I know it's all right it's okay there's nothing to worry about

I know it's him I know I read the article

I know it's to the right thank you

I know what i'm doing

I know you didn't touch it get over here

I know you would think that from good old chunk

I know you're down here one eyed willy you've gotta be down here I can feel it one eyed willy I know you're down here

I let you out mom will ground my ass

I lost my glasses oh that's all right

I love you chunk

I love you too you're gonna get crushed

I made it I beat you I got here in one piece so far

I may have been bad I may have kept you chained in that room but it was for your good

I mean haven't you heard of that guy what's his name the pirate guy one eyed willy

I mean why do you think this map would be up here in this attic when it could be in some safe deposit box right

I mixed up fake puke at home and I went to this movie theater hid the puke in my jacket climbed up to the balcony and then I made a noise like this

I never felt so bad in my entire life

I only dropped you once well maybe twice

I owe you one

I said I was in charge

I said outside! come on!

I said put that gun away now!

I see data dropped by

I should've let him look at my body don't I have a beautiful body you've got a great body I have beautiful body

I swear on my life they've got it

I think he's chester copperpot

I told you so

I told you there was a passageway

I told you! ha ha! told you! I told you!

I want a cheeseburger #cheeseburger #hungry #starving #glutton #chunk #parody #madlipz

I want a good fettuccine alfredo a bottle of fettuccine 1981

I wanted to say thank you

I was 4 years old

I won't sing anymore all right

I won't sing no more

I wonder if she'll notice

I would really like the house clean when they tear it down

I'll go check the brother

I'll hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes will gonna be out of style!

I'll kill you brand!

I'll make sure it's safe it's safe

I'll set booby traps in case anybody is following us like the fratellis so we can hear them coming

I'll show you a tremor

I'll show you that piece that

I'm all right

I'm beginning to like this kid ma

I'm cold

I'm gonna build one like this one

I'm gonna leave the lights on

I'm gonna take care of you because I love you

I'm gonna throw it to you okay

I'm james bond 007 not 00 negative

I'm kidding

I'm locked inside the fratellis' basement with this guy

I'm mr perkins troy's father

I'm not a goonie I wanna go home

I'm not a reject

I'm not afraid of the dark I like the dark I love the dark but I hate nature I hate nature!

I'm not going back to the zoo

I'm not kidding! look in the window!

I'm not!

I'm serious that's not funny

I'm setting booty traps

I'm sorry irene

I'm sorry sir! I tried to give it to you oh i'm sorry! i'm really sorry i'll get you a i'll get you a

I'm sure gonna miss being a goonie

I'm sure gonna miss this place too

I'm taking rosalita to the supermarket

Idiot!

If data's hurt nobody's caring anymore

If he's coming down with asthma I don't want him in the rain

If I found one eyed willy's rich stuff i'd pay all my dad's bills

If it's not the pots they might try to kill us

If we don't do something now there's gonna be a golf course right where we're standing

If we stay here we got no future

If you let yourself out i'll break your legs

If you make too many mistakes ye will surely be be what muerto

In 3rd grade I cheated on my history exam

In 4th grade I stole my uncle's toupee and I glued it on my face when I played moses in my hebrew school play

In 5th grade I knocked my sister down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog

In the fireplace

Irving

Is she all right

Is that all

Is that all you want #corey feldman #the fratellis #smooth operator #speaking italian

Is the water going down son nope is it going down now

Is there a way out or what

Is this just another one of your tricks

Is your mommy here no sir actually she's down at the market buying pampers for all us kids

Isn't that neat

It all starts here

It could've been a tremor ma

It fits mikey! it fits! we got it! we got it!

It is chester copperpot

It jumped out from the bushes it almost killed us I swear to god

It might be a treasure or something

It took him 376 lawn mowing jobs to pay for that

It was about the history of astoria

It was disgusting you should've seen it

It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!

It was very dangerous

It's a map of our coastline

It's a stiff!

It's all coming back to me okay

It's all right brand

It's another one of willy's tricks get out of the way!

It's brand ma

It's chunk

It's dad's business but what is it I told you it was dad's business

It's gold guys we did it!

It's his most favorite thing in the world now it's his most flattest thing in the world

It's locked

It's not funny! she's got a gun!

It's not that hard

It's the fratellis!

It's the start of the tunnel look

It's too I can't do it mama

It's willy

It's willy one eyed willy

It's your echo sloth echo

Jake leave him alone!

Jake look at the date on it

Jake these boys are customers

Jake up!

Jeez mister you're even hungrier than I am

Jerk alert

Jerk alert (2)

Jerk alert!

Jesus!

Jump rope slothy

Just don't leave all right

Just forge now!

Just forge!

Just give me a second okay

Just like that last prank about all those little creatures that multiply when you throw water on them

Just put us down safely!

Just watch this

Keep going guys

Kids suck

Killer dead things big

Kind of like us the goonies yeah

Ladies and gentlemen we're at cauldron point and what appears to be a pirate ship

Lady please!

Laser beams!

Lawrence

Leave it let's get out of here

Leave that alone jake

Let go of my arm!

Let go of the handle

Let me help you brother

Let me show you this piece over here

Let's get out of here! go!

Let's get out of here! like now!

Let's go find the gold

Let's go follow me

Let's go you guys! hurry up!

Let's go!

Let's go! (2)

Like dead things mikey

Like the bike

Listen guys i'm the oldest so i'm in charge first we'll

Listen ok you guys would never believe me

Listen you're doing fine you're doing fine

Long enough mikey long enough

Long enough to see you need about 400 roach motels in this place

Look at him

Look at the feast I made you look at the feast I made you wanna eat it have some come on you'll get something

Look at them smiling

Look at these cigarettes

Look at this you see what I found

Look at you! you're hyperventrilicating here

Look how far we've come we've got a chance

Look how's that how's that

Look if we keep going someone's really gonna get hurt maybe dead

Look it's not broken it's perfect ha ha! it's per

Look it's the fratellis

Look mister I need a ride

Look out kid no! don't shoot him!

Look what we brought you oh pizza! your favorite everything's on it

Look you guys daylight

Look you're a mess

Lookit! I got an idea

Looks fine to me

Looks like the cook is carrying something to the kitchen

Lots of water water water water

Lou gehrig

Lowest point nothing let's go now!

Lunchtime!

Ma he's eating my pepperoni again

Ma I don't want him to touch that I worked two hours on that

Ma just don't upset yourself hurry up!

Ma look give you three guesses who left this rope

Ma why'd you have to shoot him he's a fed

Ma you've been bad

Ma!

Ma! (2)

Mama

Mama! mama just let us down easy ma

Man you smell like phys ed

Martin sheen that's president kennedy you idiot! well same difference! I mean he played kennedy once

Maybe chunk already got the police

Maybe chunk found the police

Maybe chunk is dead

Maybe I can go see my auntie or something

Maybe it's a way out

Maybe it's another one of willy's booby traps

Maybe it's the fratellis

Maybe there's some rich stuff! no no

Maybe they're still here god I hope not

Maybe wait a minute guys shut up for a minute!

Maybe we should keep him alive just in case he isn't lying

Me me me me me

Me too me three me four

Mike thanks for taking us up here

Mikey come on our parents are worried it's dinnertime why don't we go home

Mikey I cannot believe that you actually have something this cool in your house

Mikey I want you kept inside

Mikey mikey

Mikey mikey come on

Mikey mikey!

Mikey no more potato chips i've told you

Mikey oh mikey thank god!

Mikey that little

Mikey this ain't the kind of place you wanna go to the bathroom in

Mikey!

Mikey! come here and make me feel like a woman come on give me a nice wet lickery kiss

Miss where's the men's room please

Mom you gotta let me out of here

Mom!

More amazing than the time michael jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom

More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire right

Mouth hold this translate this

Mouth I need you to translate the map 'cause I don't understand spanish right here

Mouth translate

Mouth when you drop something put it back up

Mouth you said you can translate translate right here yeah translate it

Mouth you stepped on my foot

Mouth your father's a plumber what are these pipes all about

My bike! my bike!

My dad tells me the truth

My dad's not home mr perkins

My friends and I just had a run in with these really disgusting people

My god it's working! it's working! you did it!

My gun!

Next time you kiss him do it with your eyes open it's a whole different experience

Nice is my middle name

Niente kids must've cleaned him out ma

No brandon

No don't don't don't brandon

No I want the veal scallopini

No I was just trying to delate myself no no you know dictate myself

No i'll show you! don't go down there! it's all dark down there sloth

No i'm too young! no! I wanna play the violin! not my hand!

No it's your top score on pole position

No no it's deep like there's a hole or a passageway real deep

No pen no pen no write no sign! don't sign!

No sloth it's just your echo echo!

No thanks anyway though

No that's the it

No that's too big try the middle one

No the middle one!

No wait a minute

No way i'm not staying here

No wonder he can't get a license

No! it's my dad's responsibility you guys

No! see one eyed willy stole a treasure once and it was full of rubies and emeralds and diamonds and diamonds

Nobody ever found nothing guys

North's near the restaurant

Not the sword! don't do that we're gonna

Now come one we'll come back for it later

Now do I get the truth do I get the truth or do you get juiced

Now get out from there you're ruining the painting!

Now I dropped my glasses I can't see a thing

Now i'm gonna be late for dinner and my mom is gonna yell at me and she's not gonna let me eat dinner and she's gonna punish me!

Now listen i'm gonna be back in about an hour

Now sign it

Now tell me where your other little friends are

Now that sounds like a great idea!

Of course she'll notice she notices everything

Oh

Oh bummer! nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway

Oh come on! come on! where are you you're in the clouds and we are in a basement!

Oh data

Oh god

Oh god am I impressed

Oh god if he didn't make it out and he was supposed to be an expert what about us guys how will we get out of here

Oh god you see I told you

Oh god!

Oh god! i'm sorry are you okay are you guys okay

Oh god! there's no way out of here

Oh great it looks like a boat mast or something

Oh hi mom hi mom hi hi!

Oh I don't know probably a couple hundred years before president lincoln

Oh I love that

Oh I love you sloth

Oh it's good to hear your voice

Oh man that stinks

Oh michael!

Oh my god

Oh my god (2)

Oh my god (3)

Oh my god (4)

Oh my god oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god! (2)

Oh my god! (3)

Oh my god! (4)

Oh my god! (5)

Oh my god! (6)

Oh my god! it's gonna fall on us or something!

Oh my god! oh god!

Oh my god! oh my god!

Oh no

Oh no oh no!

Oh no this time it's for real it's the truth

Oh no!

Oh shit

Oh shit (2)

Oh shit what

Oh shit!

Oh shit! (2)

Oh shit! you guys scared me! almost gave me a heart attack!

Oh that's really smart i'm glad you're using your brain

Oh the window go out the window

Oh who needs it

Oh wow a police chase!

Oh wow! oh neat! that's beautiful you guys look! it's a beautiful waterfall!

Oh yeah sure! you got it

Oh yeah yes

Oh! mikey look!

Okay close the door

Okay come on we can do it

Okay data don't mess this one up

Okay guys you saw it now let's get out of here

Okay hurry up

Okay i'll talk

Okay I’ll Talk #chunk confession #tell all #come clean #tell truth #fess up #goonies

Okay let's get down there

Okay ma

Okay ma (2)

Okay michael jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom but his sister did

Okay mouth that's all I can stand and I can't stand no more!

Okay ready break through

Okay rosie okay

Okay these pipes must lead to a building or something a foundation

Okay this first chord I think is

Okay this is the little boys' room and that tunnel's the little girls' room let's go

Okay this is war!

Okay you guys let's try the victory pyramid okay let's go come on put your arms up smile good we got it!

Okay you kissed now tell

One eyed willy one eyed willy!

One eyed willy really is down here

One hour kids and i'll be back

One two three four five six seven eight nine

Orv

Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff

Our parents they want the bestest stuff for us but right now they gotta do what's right for them because it's their time their time! up there

Our Time #speech #their time #down here its our time

Out in the garage orv four wheel drive

Outside!

Pants and shirts are in the second just throw them all into cardboard boxes forget the suitcases

Papers

Part of it's human

Pinchers of peril you guys i've been saved by my pinchers of peril

Pinchers of power

Pizza shh pepperoni shh

Please mikey dead things

Please what if we find something

Porque dios mio

Prepare for the wings of flight

Put him back

Put him down sloth put him down it'll be all right

Put him in with your brother

Put it this way I didn't make it with her yet and I stress yet

Put me down! put me down!

Put that down have some respect put it down! put it down!

Quiet right down there

Quiet! shhh

Rabies! we're gonna get rabies!

Real cheap

Really

Reclusive scavenger claims 'i have the key to one eyed willy '

Remember those lessons and play it right please!

Restaurant trash yeah

Reverse pressure!

Right mikey

Right to the old restaurant

Rock a bye baby in the treetop

Rocky road

RockyRoad

Rosalita come here you gotta let me out of here rosalita!

Rosalita come here you gotta let me out of this

Rosalita this is the attic mr walsh doesn't like anybody up here ever like I said that's why it's always open

Rosie

Run you guys run!

Run! they're coming after you!

Ruth Ruth Ruth Baby Ruth #baby ruth #chunk #john matuszak #jeff cohen #the goonies

Save me! they're in my hair

Say goodbye to your little friends

Say goodbye to your little pals

Screen door! mikey! the screen door!

See guys wishes do come true

See I asked my dad the same question

See ma there was nothing to worry about

See there's already two customers went inside the restaurant

See they said the last guy who went looking for the rich stuff he went in but he never came back out

See you guys never listen to me I said that there is gonna be trouble but you didn't listen to me

See you guys you never believed me I said there was gonna be buried

Setting booby traps so anybody who tried to get in would die

Setting booty traps booby traps

Shame shame! I know your name

She knows what she's talking about she's a dame!

She's gonna cook you something

Sheriff I want you to witness this

Sheriff look this time i'm telling you the truth

Shh! chunk shut up!

Shh! shut up chunk

Shit ma

Shut up

Shut up and go

Shut up and listen

Shut up chunk

Shut up chunk!

Shut up data

Shut up mouth yeah mouth

Shut up mouth!

Shut up mouth! (2)

Shut up!

Shut up! (2)

Shut up! (3)

Shut up! (4)

Sit down!

Sit! sit!

Sixty and another 40 is an even 100

Slick shoes are you crazy

Sloth

Sloth (2)

Sloth Chunk #chunk #80s #classic #jeff cohen #john matuszak #the goonies

Sloth come on!

Sloth get back here hold on sloth what are you doing

Sloth help!

Sloth love chunk!

Sloth save them! save them it's mouth and stef!

Sloth this is the guys guys this is sloth

Sloth you're gonna live with me now

Sloth!

Sloth! how'd he get out

Sloth! sloth! mama! help us!

Sloth! sloth! sloth's going into the fireplace!

Sneaking up on me huh

So let's go

So long sucker!

So maybe if we bang on them hard enough if we make enough noise

So that's why they call you one eyed willy one eyed willy

So what

Soda pop! oh boy am I thirsty!

Somebody must have been here before us

Somebody probably dropped a pot

Somebody's been here door's open shut it

Somebody's coming

Someone's been here the cooler's broken

Sorry about your face don't worry about it I was born with it

Sorry dad we had our hands on the future but we blew it to save our own lives sorry

Sounds like andy andy! is that you

Sounds like kong

Sounds like my grandfather taking a leak mikey thrillsville

Spread it around you try to make your frosting look a little bit rugged

Stay stay

Stay to the right!

Stay to the right! (2)

Stef it was beautiful

Stop or i'm gonna shoot!

Stop! i'm just a kid!

Stretching feet to the nearest northern point

Stupid

Stupid inventions!

Sure guys

Sure right before they ate him

Sweetheart are you okay

Take that stuff off you can get me in trouble

Telling more stories lawrence

Ten minutes ago troy was looking down my shirt who cares there's nothing wrong if I wasn't stupid he'd still be looking down my shirt

Thank god you're here office we need your help

Thank god!

Thank you

Thank you (2)

Thank you mr willy thank you you've made my day

Thank you sir ma'am I mean ma'am

Thank you thank you

Thanks

Thanks brand

Thanks chunk

Thanks mama

Thanks you're welcome

That makes us the richest people in astoria

That must mean the rich stuff is near the restaurant

That sounded like gunshots not the kind that you hear in war movies but gun shots real ones they're gonna kill us

That was close man that was close

That's all

That's all over the second we ride up troy's bucket

That's all right you and brand are home safe with your mom and me

That's atrocious you guys!

That's delude yourself dummy

That's disgusting no I can't even look

That's exactly what I said

That's great dad

That's it! all right no more mr nice guy let's go!

That's my mom's most favorite piece!

That's north

That's ok daddy you can't hug a photograph

That's right

That's right! what are we gonna do I don't know who cares

That's the guy from upstairs!

That's what I said

That's what I said (2)

That's what I said (3)

That's what I said booby traps!

That's what I said that you always contradict me I was right I knew that

That's what I said!

That's where you'll find the treat

That's wonderful

That's wrong brand it won't happen!

The door!

The fireplace is the only way out

The foreclosure is a definite

The fratellis are there we gotta go come on you guys

The guy who tried to sing

The kid's not kidding ma there's a tunnel down there

The lighthouse the rock and the restaurant all fit the doubloon

The longer you animals bark the colder your lunch gets

The map says there is something buried under there and it's gotta be

The map!

The men's room mikey yeah we're going to the men's room

The museum's probably got a list

The next time we take a test it'll be in some other school

The octopus was very scary octopus

The only problem is the batteries don't last so long guys

The only thing we serve is tongue

The painting's already cracked

The parts were all mixed around like your brain right

The rich stuff is gotta be there

The scariest thing was walking the plank

The stairs go up and right about here must've been when we said we gotta get to the lowest spot

The stupid guys up there tell me to use the stairs when data's falling

The treat the rich stuff the treat the rich stuff that's it!

The water's really shallow

Then he loaded it all up onto his ship and sailed away into the sunset

Then maybe he could get to sleep at night instead of sitting up trying to figure out a way for all of us to stay here

Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids

Then some guy up there tells me I have stupid inventions and i've been spending months and months studying on them and inventing them god!

Then then this was horrible

Then we found the pirate ship that and the pirate's treasure

Then we wouldn't have to leave the goon docks come on

There are bullets flying all over the place

There was two cop cars okay and they were chasing this four wheel deal this real neat orv

There were bullet holes in the car this big

There'll be no more signing today or ever again!

There's 50 more houses to tear down after yours!

There's a funny farm and it has your names written all over it

There's a real big ball you know and it's got this big thing

There's been a cave in he before maybe we can get through

There's brand

There's gotta be gold

There's nothing buried under

There's nothing to be scared of

There's nothing to worry about it's just a skeleton

There's something weird

These are all solid look at this all solid

These are the bad guys!

These look like water pipes guys

They can't wait until tomorrow to foreclose on whatever it's called

They did a show it was a retropactum retrospective

They got g**** and super duper chocolate eruption and

They got pralines and cream and they got mississippi mud

They got swenson's

They weren't here a minute ago but they're here now

They're coming guys they're down there! they're coming out! what should I do

They're coming you guys they look really pissed off!

They're fake they're bogus they're phony

They're gonna kill us we're dead

They're gonna kill us!

They're here they're here they're here!

They're on the bridge hurry up!

This better be it mikey

This could get dangerous andy you might wanna hold my hand thank you

This is a funny candle it's sparkling it's not a candle it's dynamite!

This is a real treat

This is authentic ma this is a doubloon

This is my supply closet you'll find anything you need brooms dustpans insect spray

This is one of your tricks isn't it one eyed willy

This is our last weekend together last goonie weekend

This is ridiculous it's crazy I feel like i'm babysitting except i'm not getting paid

This is supposed to be water it's wet isn't it drink it!

This is the 20th century mikey!

This is the men's room

This is willy one eyed willy say hi willy

This one this one right here this was my dream my wish and it didn't come true so i'm taking it back i'm taking them all back

This place is a summer restaurant looks like it hasn't been open in 10 summers

This way this way! this way! come on you guys right through here!

Those are my friends the goonies

Those are the bad guys!

Those three rocks out there one two three

Throw her into four wheel drive and hold on to your hats

To move on play the tune as each note is said

Toilet explosion #toilet explosion #plumbing pressure #bathroom eruption #goonies

Translate nothing it's just a sketch of the old cannonball chamber

Trapped

Trash the goon docks

Triple stones

Triple stones (2)

Triple stones this must be copper bones

Troy hey guys it's troy!

Troy how far you got with andy all the way buddy

Troy throw the bucket down okay

Trust in your old mother boys

Try it mikey try it yeah yeah!

Turn off your brain

Turn that tv off son I can't hear myself think

Two down who's next

Uh oh

Uh oh I think I set off another trap

Until the british king found out about it and then he sent out his whole armada to go out after him

Use the back door from now on okay all right

Wait a minute

Wait a minute guys maybe there's stuff up there for us maybe there's some stuff that we can keep from the oldsiders

Wait a minute guys somebody's there

Wait a minute just hold on here is that you again lawrence

Wait a minute wait a minute this isn't gold this is a wishing well look

Wait a minute where's chunk

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute! (2)

Wait a sec! hold it!

Wait a second

Wait here one second okay i'll be right back i'm gonna have to get my brother

Wait I can't see a thing what am I stepping on oh brother

Wait listen sounds like somebody's down there

Wait listen to that

Wait wait quiet!

Wait wait wait stop stop you can't do this

Walking the plank

Walsh you're looking at the richest people in astoria

Want a candy bar look I got a baby ruth sir

Watch your face ma!

Watch your hair! they're going for the hair!

Watch your head ma

Watch your step ma watch your own

Water

Way to go andy! way to go!

We can go guys

We can leave a trail of jewels into one cave and then we can hide out in another

We can't be sure it's chester copperpot

We can't go we can't leave all that gold that's our future

We could've taken him to the side of a road in the car and bing we shot him in the brain

We don't have to leave the goon docks!

We followed you guys we were out driving with troy

We found it on the map it's got something to do with the buried treasure

We got you now one eyed willy

We got you one eyed willy we coming up right behind you

We gotta be going out in style cruising the coast sniffing some lace downing the brews

We have a lot in common huh willy

We have the money to save the goon docks!

We just wanna get out of here

We know who troy is he's such a cheap guy

We never been to the bronx zoo!

We only have old hanukkah decorations in our attic

We went over to mikey's dad's place and we found a map that said underneath this place there's buried a treasure

We were chased by the fratellis

We what do you mean we

We will not be taken alive mikey!

We'll be by to pick them up in the morning

We'll play pirates now walk the plank! get out on that plank

We're gonna get killed too

We're in deep shit now francis

We're walking right above

We've been walking forever how much further do you plan on going

We've got to

We've got to get to the lowest point of the floor

Well i'll be damned it's them goobers

Well let me tell you what that's where we move in when we lose our house tomorrow

Well mrs walsh I speak perfect spanish

Well you can give these papers to your father to read through and sign

Westward foams

Westward foams (2)

What

What (2)

What (3)

What (4)

What (5)

What (6)

What (7)

What (8)

What (9)

What (10)

What a fun I have

What about our lives

What about the loot

What are you crazy they're here!

What are you doin' you're all right no

What are you doing

What are you doing (2)

What are you doing down there

What are you doing give me that

What are you doing how many times I gotta tell you that if you sit too close to the television set you'll screw up your eye

What are you doing stop playing around! you're letting them get away!

What are you doing talking to yourself again mikey mikey!

What are you staring at let's go load up! anything that fits in your pockets

What booby traps oh booby traps! booby traps! didn't you see the movie

What did you break this time chunk

What did you guys find

What do you mean jump rope you know jump rope jump rope jump rope

What do you want

What does that mean

What gosh! what oh my god oh wow!

What happened out there were your lives in danger

What happened to the two guys in the polyester who came before us what happened to them

What happened to your braces

What is all that stuff

What is all this neat stuff the museum did some kind of where'd you get this right there

What is he doing

What is it what spit it out

What is that

What is that come on

What is that that is a mess I want it cleaned up boys

What is this

What let her mother worry

What my new tires! they popped my new tires the son of i'm gonna kill

What seems to be the problem

What the hell are we doing here

What the hell are you doing

What the hell are you doing at the bottom of a well

What the hell do you think that was

What the hell is that

What the hell is that (2)

What the hell is this another one of those booby traps! booby trap!

What the hell you're doin' he's only a kid can't you handle a kid even

What was that noise fireplace blew

What were you thinking

What what

What what are you doing

What what is it

What what what

What year was the map made

What'd you wish for to make it with andy

What's all that spanish junk right there

What's going down guys what's the matter with you guys

What's in the bag what is it

What's she saying mouth what's she saying

What's that

What's that what's that a cracker jack prize

What's the matter with you two

What's up there

What's your dad gonna do about the stuff that's in the attic

When it came into the light it was all gross and distorted

When the bough breaks the cradle will fall

When the wind blows the cradle will rock

When they wreck our house I hope they make it a sand trap and never get their balls out

Where are my boys

Where are you going

Where are you guys going

Where was I a a flat play it!

Where you going to set booty traps

Where's the gold

Where's the gold mikey i'm tired of these games!

Where's your brother

Which way do we turn west counterclockwise

Which way is north

Who is that oh stef that's you watch out

Who needs the goon docks

Who needs this house I can't wait to get out of here

Whoa look at this look how deep it is down there

Why

Why are you laughing

Why are you locking me in here what's the matter

Why can't you stay at home i'm taking you out of here right now let's get out of here!

Why couldn't I have had a little sister a little sister instead of that

Why didn't you use the stairs use the stairs! stairs! stairs!

Why me mike

Why not

Why not he's dead he doesn't care

Why not it's chained to the wall

Why not it's chained to the wall right

Why we don't just put chocolate all over the floor and let chunk eat his way through

Why why'd he kill all of them because he didn't want them to get to his treasure

Will you

Will you get up

Will you stop pushing me you're pulling my hair!

Women and children first!

Wow

Wow do you guys realize what we could do

Wow look at that

Wow thank you a real moment

Wow what is that it's disgusting

Wow! wow it's a giant piggy bank! we're rich! we found it!

Wrong way lover boy it's this way

Ye intruders beware

Yea but what if they're not customers what if they're drug dealers

Yeah and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in godfather's pizza right

Yeah but you know what

Yeah food

Yeah I wanted to go I just

Yeah it's me we're stuck down here please send down the bucket and the rope

Yeah like the time 50 iranian terrorists who took over all the sizzler steak houses in the city

Yeah mikey's been through here all right

Yeah right dad

Yeah shut up yeah shut up

Yeah sure he will if he gets his next 400 paychecks by tomorrow afternoon

Yeah walsh let us give you a little ride

Yeah well at least I have a brain!

Yeah well thanks

Yeah yeah they just dropped a pot!

Yeah! he was the most famous pirate in his time my dad told me all about him once

Yes it's a year

Yo

Yo hi guys how's it going

Yo mikey hey mikey seen adrienne

Yo wow

You all right

You all right yeah you yeah

You always take his side ma you always liked him better than me that's right

You boys like tongue

You broke my glasses! you broke my glasses!

You don't know what you're doing

You don't leave me any choice you don't leave me any choice!

You don't understand!

You dropped something

You elbowed his lip

You get 25 years for counterfeiting!

You get it mikey! mikey get it

You get that girl away from me

You got it

You gross old witch

You guys are crazy

You guys are crazy you guys are self destructive

You guys are so immature why don't you grow up

You guys don't move back there! don't move!

You guys I recognize these people

You guys i'm in another room!

You guys if we don't get out of here soon there's gonna be some kind of hostage crisis

You guys listen to her what's the matter with her

You guys listen to me damn it! that's his stuff!

You guys look! there are notes on this

You guys my mom said

You guys push push

You guys watch where you step don't slip all right don't slip

You guys will never get out that way

You guys you're not gonna believe me this time i'm telling the truth

You guys!

You have no idea who I am you wanna lose your job

You heard what my mom said to the housekeeper about not wanting anybody up here

You idiot! oh my god!

You idiot! you glued it on upside down!

You klutz

You know how this works

You know I always used to believe that when you threw money in it turned into your wish

You know I got some naked pictures of your mom taking a bath wanna buy them

You know I think they made me lose my appetite

You know i'm wondering what is in the bag

You know ma you never know what we're gonna find out here

You know one day when I was walking home with this thing and a couple of big guys stopped me

You know something willy you're the first goonie

You know what he said what

You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up

You made me go up this big hill and said you'd give me a twinkie

You mean booby traps

You mean we gotta play the bones to get out of here

You might've heard of them the fratellis we found their hideout

You okay data

You really think there's a treasure here

You remember the bronx zoo that time when we went to the bronx zoo

You remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent the money on francis's toupee

You rotten bastard!

You schmuck do you really think i'd be stupid enough to kill myself

You seem to be perfectly sure of yourself

You shut up about that stuff+ it'll never happen my dad'll fix it

You sound just as corny as dad does

You sure that big that much

You take your coins and i'll take two coins of your coins that's not fair

You there ma

You touch that mirror again and I swear to god i'm gonna smack you in the face

You turd!

You wanna live to be 17

You wanna play pirate we'll play pirate march! keep going smarty

You wanna see something really scary look at that

You want a breathing problem you got one

You want your pepperoni huh

You worked what

You wouldn't be here if it wasn't

You wouldn't have gone through all this trouble if you weren't really hiding something would you

You'll get ammonia it's pneumonia ma get these pants off

You're a lifesaver clark come with us will you

You're all under arrest come on let's go

You're dreaming dude there's no way

You're gonna be very happy here

You're gonna lose your fist!

You're gonna start a cave in!

You're just like mom and francis you never let me finish anything

You're my best invention

You're not too tight yes it is

You're ruining it! you're ruining it!

You're ruining my joke

You're so fluent in languages

You're so fluent in spanish that was so nice of you

You're so quiet all of a sudden you're the one they call mouth aren't you

You're so stupid mouth

You're the one who always gets us in trouble 00 negative

You've been expecting me haven't you

10 times 10 a hundred

1632

(all laughing)

(both laughing)

(both screaming)

(brand yells)

(car crashes)

(chicken clucks)

(chunk gibbering)

(chunk groans)

(chunk screaming)

(chunk screams)

(chunk yells)

(clanking)

(data screaming)

(footsteps)

(girls screaming) oh my god!

(glass breaking)

(growling)

(growling) (2)

(growls)

(grunts)

(in high pitched voice) no

(in spanish) if you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food and water

(in spanish) my god i'm in a crazy house!

(in spanish) never go up there it's filled with mr walsh's sexual torture devices

(in spanish) the marijuana goes in the top drawer the cocaine and speed in the second the heroin in the bottom always separate the drugs

(kids yelling)

(makes vomiting noises)

(mama laughing)

(mikey groans)

(mikey screams)

(mouth grunting)

(pocket knife opening sound)

(police sirens wailing)

(prison door slamming)

(prison door slamming) (2)

(roaring)

(singing in italian)

(sloth groans)

(sloth laughing)

(sloth laughs)

(sloth screams)

(sloth yelling)

(sloth yells)

(speaking in spanish)

(tires screeching)

(woman screams)