The Goonies Soundboard Edit

A c sharp d

A couple more minutes isn't gonna hurt

A lantern! look you guys a lantern!

A light

Adios senorita!

Adopted wuss

Adopted wuss i'm no adopted wuss!

Ah it's mouth

Ah! guys!

Ah! oh! ruth ruth ruth baby ruth

Ahhhh!!! #ahhh #scream #scared #frightened #spooked #chunk #goonies

All right all right

All right data ow!

All right fellows that's enough

All right my hearties follow me!

All right okay forget it i'm sorry

All right walsh today's the day so let's get this over with

All right!

All that rich stuff

All the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other

Also got the country's highest murder rate in the country

An it! a giant it! they got it chained to the wall!

And anyway if chester copperpot didn't find it how would we find it

And captain chunk says let's get the hell out of here!

And during the firefight there were just guns bursting here and cannons bursting there

And he got caved in and he's been there ever since

And i've got a date with andy on friday all right

And if it's any help to you i'd be glad to communicate with rosalita

And look that says 1632 is that a year or something

And the british they blew up the walls around him

And then he got into this cave

And then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience

And then once during lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!

And then the armada it took them a couple of weeks but then they caught up with willy

And then there was a whole big war between the armada and willy's ship the inferno

And then willy fled because he knew he'd get killed if he stayed around

And then you know what he did he killed all his men

And these are the rejects

And they got apple!

And they got chocolate eruption!

And they got g****!

And they were digging all these tunnels and caves

And when the fratellis go into that cave then we make a run for it

And you data data

And you know you keep kissing girls the way you do the parts of you that don't work so good they're gonna catch up to the ones that do

And you know your looks are kind of pretty when your face doesn't screw it up

Andy andy

Andy are you all right

Andy goes first I go second

Andy I believe in you

Andy it's okay

Andy this is not the time nor the place for this

Andy this whole ship's a treasure

Andy you took piano lessons

Andy!

Andy! you goonie!

Andy! You Goonie! #andy you goonie #troy #the goonies

Any of you guys ever hear of detroit no

Anybody got a candy bar a baby ruth

Anyway he was being such a jerk you know tilting the mirror so he could look down my shirt so I elbowed his lip

Are those jewels real how'd you find them

Are you all right chunk

Are you okay

Are you okay mouth

Are you okay stef

Are you sure mikey because if you're sure i'm sure you know

As long as you stay here with me

Aw

Aw slothy

Aye sloth!

Back up back up

Bats!

Be careful around here there's a hole I think I think brand was standing in it

Be careful! watch it

Because that means her mom gotta drive and then you gotta make it with her and her mom

Because these are somebody else's wishes they're somebody else's dreams

Because they might have daddy long legs in them

Believe me I know what i'm doing

Besides we gotta get the police

Billions

Booby traps

Booby traps it's only booby traps why you being such a sissy

Boys make yourselves comfortable huh

Boys rosalita doesn't speak a word of english and I know some of you took spanish in school

Boys they're right around here somewhere i'm telling you I can smell their bubble gum

Boys this is rosalita rosalita's gonna help us with the packing just until my arm's better

Brand can we give you a ride somewhere

Brand careful!

Brand how far can you stretch that

Brand hurry i'm in here with my eyes closed

Brand is being so sweet to me

Brand wait!

Brand where you going

Brand!

Brand! brand!

Bring him over here francis

Bullet holes bullet holes

Bullet holes the size of matzo ba

Bully blinders!

But I gotta go to the bathroom

But I smell ice cream

But i'm getting out of here

But if he killed all his men how did the map or the story get out

But no! the one older brother had to go and screw it up

But see that was back in 1935

But still! don't you realize the next time you see the sky it'll be over another town

But the worst thing I ever done

But what if you guys just what if this map can lead to one eyed willy's rich stuff maybe

Bye baby

Bye bye marbles

Bye mrs walsh bye

Bye willy thanks

Call harvey yes sir

Calm down

Calm down we're gonna be okay sure

Can I help you

Can I take piano lessons

Can you do it come on hurry go! go! go!

Can you translate all that

Can't argue with that ma all right

Can't you hold it no

Can't you learn how to exercise like a normal kid

Can't you smell it guys

Certainly it's where motown started

Certainly mrs walsh

Certainly mrs walsh (2)

Chance at what mikey getting killed

Check out what's down there

Chester copperpot chester copperpot chester copperpot!

Chester copperpot missing while in pursuit of local legend

Chester who who

Chocolate #chocolate #john matuszak #80s #hungry #snacks #candy #the goonies

Chocolate chocolate

Chunk

Chunk (2)

Chunk chunk come here

Chunk I hope that was your stomach

Chunk i'm starting to o d on all your bullshit stories

Chunk no it's captain chunk

Chunk!

Chunk! (2)

Chunk! chunk!

Chunk's up there

Clark can you translate

Coins! rich stuff

Come here daddy

Come on before you catch a real cold

Come on brand slip her the tongue

Come on clark we've got much more to do

Come on get the body

Come on give them a few minutes

Come on guys it's dusty here my hay fever's acting up and you always break something

Come on guys this is our time

Come on hurry up! hurry up!

Come on jake you first

Come on kid

Come on let's go faster guys

Come on mama

Come on mikey it's cool!

Come on mikey we're going now

Come on move it out you too down there!

Come on move! get on! come on!

Come on one eyed willy what does this have to do with the map

Come on sloth!

Come on snap to

Come on tell us really

Come on wanna see it

Come on we don't have all day

Come on what's the matter what is this a nuclear saturday or something come on guys

Come on you idiots!

Come on you wanted to go

Come on!

Come on! (2)

Come on! (3)

Come on! (4)

Come on! (5)

Come on! (6)

Come on! let me out

Come on! let's go!

Come on! let's kill each other over the pepperoni

Come on! where are you going you don't wanna do this

Come to mama baby come on

Copper bones

Could you please take me to the sheriff station I can describe all three of them

Crushing death and grief soaked with blood of the trespassing thief

Cut it out mouth

Dad! it's my marble bag! the fratellis forgot to check it I put the jewels in it

Dad'll do anything to get you to go to sleep

Daddy!

Damn it!

Data come on don't fall behind let's go!

Data come on!

Data data's okay

Data do you have a light

Data do you have a light (2)

Data don't do anything! no!

Data hurry up! don't be a fool data come on!

Data please

Data!

Data! come on turn it off

Data! data come on!

Data's just unhappy

Data's okay

Data's okay but data's quite tired of falling! and data's tired of skeletons!

Dead

Did he say fifty dollar bill

Did you see him guys

Did you see their clothes drug dealers won't be caught dead in those polyester rags

Diez veces diez

Do it

Do it!

Do something hurry!

Do you have a match no i'll light it on the lamp

Do you think your mom is gonna notice

Do you think your mom is gonna notice (2)

Does brand wear braces

Does it work guys yeah!

Don't ask stupid questions! we're stuck! just send down the bucket!

Don't be afraid

Don't give me over here i'm the one that's always gotta

Don't give us none of your bullshit stories huh

Don't let them see us guys

Don't lie to me!

Don't push jake!

Don't say that never say that goonies never say die!

Don't start that

Don't touch it guys

Don't touch that

Don't worry about it just calm down you sure i'm positive

Don't worry boy I brought you some more food

Don't worry I can do it

Don't worry it's chained to the wall

Don't you come home without your brother or i'll commit hare krishna! that's hara kiri ma

Don't you guys remember from the attic the news article

Don't you guys see don't you realize

Don't you remember when I used to sing to you when you were little right

Dork! if god meant to do it that way you'd all be pissing in your faces

Down here it's our time it's our time down here

Downstairs first door on the right

Drainage

Drug dealers

Ease off brand

Empty your pockets! come on! hurry up empty your jewels! come on!

Every time you have feeling we get us in trouble

Everybody and their grandfather went looking for that when our parents were our age

Everything everything everything

Exactly

Except that why that's willy's save that for willy anything else

Fall! break! fall!

Fifty dollar bill fifty dollar bill fifty dollar bill

Fifty dollar bill! #50 dollar bill #money #cash #counterfeit

Fifty dollar bills! guys! hundreds of them! fifty dollar bills!

First we start with the pudgy little fingers then the plump little hands then the fleshy arms

First you gotta do the truffle shuffle

Flunked your driver's test

Flunking your driver's test

Follow me

Follow them size fives

Forever forever and ever

Forge!

Forget any adventures limp lungs

Forget it!

Four waters is that all

Francis

Francis the lock

Francis the rope

Freaking kids

Freeze!

Gas pipes

George washington

Geronimo!

Gesundheit

Get data!

Get down guys get down

Get it off me!

Get me up guys! one two three

Get off it!

Get off me chunk get off me!

Get out of here!

Get out of here! and stay out!

Get out of the way

Get out of the way (2)

Get out of there! i'm the oldest so I call the shots

Get the camera

Get them out of here

Get us in trouble

Get your foot off the table

Give it to me

Give me that give me this thing

Give me the gun give me the gun!

Give me the sword aah!

Gnarly

Go check your brother

Go get out of here

Go get the police we're really in some serious shit here you gotta get the police

Go go go!

Go guys!

Go join your friends you weasels

Go on andy!

Go see what she's ragging about will you

Go!

Go! go!

God put that rock there for a purpose and i'm not so sure you should move it or anything

God these guys

God! what's wrong with you people

Gold and silver shining all over the place!

Gold rock beach is right down this next curve

Good enough I can see their flashlight!

Good idea

Good idea (2)

Good idea jake

Goonies always make mistakes just don't make any more come on

Great! look at that! neato! I love it

Guys come here! he's in here!

Guys freeze don't move don't move

Guys I think I have a match i'm sure of it

Guys i'm hungry I know when my stomach growls there's trouble

Guys i'm stuck with the stiff! he's in here

Guys look it looks like a skeleton of one eyed willy or something

Guys stop put down the outfit okay

Guys thanks thanks a lot

Guys there's a light up ahead maybe we can get out that way let's go

Guys this map is old news

Guys what are we gonna do about that country club it's killing our parents

Half the pepperoni was mine

He and mama wanted to leave there i've spoke out for you

He does that all the time

He said one of the guys must have gotten out with the map

He should be put in a plastic bubble

He takes one step outside and you are in deep absolutely the deepest

He told me that one eyed willy and his bunch were down there for five six years

He was a pro! he never made it this far

He went to get the police

He'd better not have broken those chains again

He's alive! he's alive! he's alive!

He's dead for sure

He's goin' to get the police go! move!

He's gone truly truly gone oh no don't be dead

He's gonna give it back to the museum or whoever they pick to be the new assistant curly curney curator!

He's got my bike! I want my bike!

He's just like his father

Head for the light

Heave ho! goodbye boys!

Hello

Hello little guys

Hello mikey honey

Hello sheriff i'm at the lighthouse lounge and I wanna report well a murder

Help him! help him! hurry up!

Help! get me out of here!

Help! help! help! guys!

Help! rabies! rabies!

Here grab on to the rock come on

Here he comes

Here! over here!

Here's your water

Hey and that's a summer place what's it doin' it open in the fall

Hey come on you guys hurry up! those creeps are still after us

Hey gene how are you great

Hey guys

Hey guys now that we've got

Hey guys what's going down

Hey it's getting late

Hey kid I want you to spill your guts tell us everything

Hey look at that

Hey look at this candles

Hey look at this I didn't know dad had all this stuff up here

Hey ma after we dump the kids how do we get out of here

Hey mike found a map

Hey mikey

Hey mikey gotta go to the bathroom

Hey mikey hey you know you're a great little kid person

Hey mikey I believe you

Hey mikey if you can hear me run!

Hey mikey mikey

Hey mikey this is great

Hey mouth you look better from behind

Hey this is working guys

Hey turkey!

Hey wait for me!

Hey who's down there

Hey you guys ever heard of this guy chester copperpot look what it says

Hey you guys i'm the smallest I wanna go first

Hey you guys if we keep going this far down we'll reach china

Hey you guys look at this

Hey you guys look it must be the old moss garden wishing well

Hey you guys they're gone! they're not here!

Hey you guys you gotta let me in!

Hey you guys!

Hey you guys! (2)

Hey you guys! (3)

Hey You Guys! #goonies #hello #hey #im here #hi

Hey! come on guys! my dad doesn't want you up here

Hey! don't shoot him!

Hey! I bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it huh ha ha!

Hey! let go of my hand!

Hey! mikey!

Hi dad!

Hi fellas remember me

Hi mikey

Hi mom hi dad I guess we're kind of in deep sh

Hi mr walsh

Hi mrs walsh how are you mrs walsh

Hi sir my name's lawrence sometimes people call me chunk

Hi willy i'm mike walsh

Hit it! what're you doing i'm trying to find middle c this is nothing like my mother's steinway

Hit puree

Hold it right there

Hold on here we go!

Hold on you guys

Hold this

Hold this lantern for me

Holy mackenzie!

Holy mary mother of god look at that oh my god

Holy s h I t!

Holy shit

Home what home in a couple more hours it ain't gonna be home anymore

Honestly

Hope it's not a deposit bottle

How am I supposed to create with that smithsonian piece of shit

How are we gonna get out

How are you duke

How did you get here

How do you think we got the gold

How long have you guys been standing there

How long you boys been at that window

How many more years do I have before I get fat before my hair falls out before I look like him

How many ships did you say there were billions

Huh oh sorry

Huh what the hell

Huh what's this wait a second

Hurry up

Hurry up (2)

Hurry up come on!

Hurry up with that flare! it's pitch black!

Hurry up!

I ain't been leaving no trail

I ain't gonna go first what are you kiddin' me

I bet his id is in his wallet mouth get his wallet

I can feel the air there's something down there

I can't believe it that's it guys

I can't find chunk where's chunk

I can't see anything

I can't see you got a light

I can't swim with my hands tied

I can't tell if it's an a sharp or if it's a b flat if you hit the wrong note we'll all be flat

I didn't touch it

I don't believe you at all

I don't care what you have in your

I don't got it

I don't have the handle! open the lock!

I don't know about it mikey

I don't know what to do with you kid

I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're gonna be in

I don't mind dying

I don't wanna go mikey I don't wanna go

I don't wanna go on any more of your crazy goonie adventures

I don't wanna see it

I don't wear a hairpiece!

I don't wear braces mikey wear

I forgot

I found your glasses sorry

I got a great idea you guys slick shoes!

I got an idea what is it I saw this on the hardy boys once

I got it! I got it! I got it!

I got the last candle mikey get it

I got you

I got you right where I want you!

I gotcha!

I gotta go to the bathroom pee break who's gotta go

I gotta rot with you through eternity I don't wanna rot with you!

I have a feeling about this one

I hit the wrong note i'm not liberace you know

I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!

I just wanted to say thank you for offering to save my life and everything

I knew he couldn't break them chains

I knew these people were from the ozone

I know how these guys must've died what a mess

I know how you feel wimp

I know I know it's all right it's okay there's nothing to worry about

I know it's him I know I read the article

I know it's to the right thank you

I know what i'm doing

I know you didn't touch it get over here

I know you would think that from good old chunk

I know you're down here one eyed willy you've gotta be down here I can feel it one eyed willy I know you're down here

I let you out mom will ground my ass

I lost my glasses oh that's all right

I love you chunk

I love you too you're gonna get crushed

I made it I beat you I got here in one piece so far

I may have been bad I may have kept you chained in that room but it was for your good

I mean haven't you heard of that guy what's his name the pirate guy one eyed willy

I mean why do you think this map would be up here in this attic when it could be in some safe deposit box right

I mixed up fake puke at home and I went to this movie theater hid the puke in my jacket climbed up to the balcony and then I made a noise like this

I never felt so bad in my entire life

I only dropped you once well maybe twice

I owe you one

I said I was in charge

I said outside! come on!

I said put that gun away now!

I see data dropped by

I should've let him look at my body don't I have a beautiful body you've got a great body I have beautiful body

I swear on my life they've got it

I think he's chester copperpot

I told you so

I told you there was a passageway

I told you! ha ha! told you! I told you!

I want a cheeseburger #cheeseburger #hungry #starving #glutton #chunk #parody #madlipz

I want a good fettuccine alfredo a bottle of fettuccine 1981

I wanted to say thank you

I was 4 years old

I won't sing anymore all right

I won't sing no more

I wonder if she'll notice

I would really like the house clean when they tear it down

I'll go check the brother

I'll hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes will gonna be out of style!

I'll kill you brand!

I'll make sure it's safe it's safe

I'll set booby traps in case anybody is following us like the fratellis so we can hear them coming

I'll show you a tremor

I'll show you that piece that

I'm all right

I'm beginning to like this kid ma

I'm cold

I'm gonna build one like this one

I'm gonna leave the lights on

I'm gonna take care of you because I love you

I'm gonna throw it to you okay

I'm james bond 007 not 00 negative

I'm kidding

I'm locked inside the fratellis' basement with this guy

I'm mr perkins troy's father

I'm not a goonie I wanna go home

I'm not a reject

I'm not afraid of the dark I like the dark I love the dark but I hate nature I hate nature!

I'm not going back to the zoo

I'm not kidding! look in the window!

I'm not!

I'm serious that's not funny

I'm setting booty traps

I'm sorry irene

I'm sorry sir! I tried to give it to you oh i'm sorry! i'm really sorry i'll get you a i'll get you a

I'm sure gonna miss being a goonie

I'm sure gonna miss this place too

I'm taking rosalita to the supermarket

Idiot!

If data's hurt nobody's caring anymore

If he's coming down with asthma I don't want him in the rain

If I found one eyed willy's rich stuff i'd pay all my dad's bills

If it's not the pots they might try to kill us

If we don't do something now there's gonna be a golf course right where we're standing

If we stay here we got no future

If you let yourself out i'll break your legs

If you make too many mistakes ye will surely be be what muerto

In 3rd grade I cheated on my history exam

In 4th grade I stole my uncle's toupee and I glued it on my face when I played moses in my hebrew school play

In 5th grade I knocked my sister down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog

In the fireplace

Irving

Is she all right

Is that all

Is that all you want #corey feldman #the fratellis #smooth operator #speaking italian

Is the water going down son nope is it going down now

Is there a way out or what

Is this just another one of your tricks

Is your mommy here no sir actually she's down at the market buying pampers for all us kids

Isn't that neat

It all starts here

It could've been a tremor ma

It fits mikey! it fits! we got it! we got it!

It is chester copperpot

It jumped out from the bushes it almost killed us I swear to god

It might be a treasure or something

It took him 376 lawn mowing jobs to pay for that

It was about the history of astoria

It was disgusting you should've seen it

It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!

It was very dangerous

It's a map of our coastline

It's a stiff!

It's all coming back to me okay

It's all right brand

It's another one of willy's tricks get out of the way!

It's brand ma

It's chunk

It's dad's business but what is it I told you it was dad's business

It's gold guys we did it!

It's his most favorite thing in the world now it's his most flattest thing in the world

It's locked

It's not funny! she's got a gun!

It's not that hard

It's the fratellis!

It's the start of the tunnel look

It's too I can't do it mama

It's willy

It's willy one eyed willy

It's your echo sloth echo

Jake leave him alone!

Jake look at the date on it

Jake these boys are customers

Jake up!

Jeez mister you're even hungrier than I am

Jerk alert

Jerk alert (2)

Jerk alert!

Jesus!

Jump rope slothy

Just don't leave all right

Just forge now!

Just forge!

Just give me a second okay

Just like that last prank about all those little creatures that multiply when you throw water on them

Just put us down safely!

Just watch this

Keep going guys

Kids suck

Killer dead things big

Kind of like us the goonies yeah

Ladies and gentlemen we're at cauldron point and what appears to be a pirate ship

Lady please!

Laser beams!

Lawrence

Leave it let's get out of here

Leave that alone jake

Let go of my arm!

Let go of the handle

Let me help you brother

Let me show you this piece over here

Let's get out of here! go!

Let's get out of here! like now!

Let's go find the gold

Let's go follow me

Let's go you guys! hurry up!

Let's go!

Let's go! (2)

Like dead things mikey

Like the bike

Listen guys i'm the oldest so i'm in charge first we'll

Listen ok you guys would never believe me

Listen you're doing fine you're doing fine

Long enough mikey long enough

Long enough to see you need about 400 roach motels in this place

Look at him

Look at the feast I made you look at the feast I made you wanna eat it have some come on you'll get something

Look at them smiling

Look at these cigarettes

Look at this you see what I found

Look at you! you're hyperventrilicating here

Look how far we've come we've got a chance

Look how's that how's that

Look if we keep going someone's really gonna get hurt maybe dead

Look it's not broken it's perfect ha ha! it's per

Look it's the fratellis

Look mister I need a ride

Look out kid no! don't shoot him!

Look what we brought you oh pizza! your favorite everything's on it

Look you guys daylight

Look you're a mess

Lookit! I got an idea

Looks fine to me

Looks like the cook is carrying something to the kitchen

Lots of water water water water

Lou gehrig

Lowest point nothing let's go now!

Lunchtime!

Ma he's eating my pepperoni again

Ma I don't want him to touch that I worked two hours on that

Ma just don't upset yourself hurry up!

Ma look give you three guesses who left this rope

Ma why'd you have to shoot him he's a fed

Ma you've been bad

Ma!

Ma! (2)

Mama

Mama! mama just let us down easy ma

Man you smell like phys ed

Martin sheen that's president kennedy you idiot! well same difference! I mean he played kennedy once

Maybe chunk already got the police

Maybe chunk found the police

Maybe chunk is dead

Maybe I can go see my auntie or something

Maybe it's a way out

Maybe it's another one of willy's booby traps

Maybe it's the fratellis

Maybe there's some rich stuff! no no

Maybe they're still here god I hope not

Maybe wait a minute guys shut up for a minute!

Maybe we should keep him alive just in case he isn't lying

Me me me me me

Me too me three me four

Mike thanks for taking us up here

Mikey come on our parents are worried it's dinnertime why don't we go home

Mikey I cannot believe that you actually have something this cool in your house

Mikey I want you kept inside

Mikey mikey

Mikey mikey come on

Mikey mikey!

Mikey no more potato chips i've told you

Mikey oh mikey thank god!

Mikey that little

Mikey this ain't the kind of place you wanna go to the bathroom in

Mikey!

Mikey! come here and make me feel like a woman come on give me a nice wet lickery kiss

Miss where's the men's room please

Mom you gotta let me out of here

Mom!

More amazing than the time michael jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom

More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire right

Mouth hold this translate this

Mouth I need you to translate the map 'cause I don't understand spanish right here

Mouth translate

Mouth when you drop something put it back up

Mouth you said you can translate translate right here yeah translate it

Mouth you stepped on my foot

Mouth your father's a plumber what are these pipes all about

My bike! my bike!

My dad tells me the truth

My dad's not home mr perkins

My friends and I just had a run in with these really disgusting people

My god it's working! it's working! you did it!

My gun!

Next time you kiss him do it with your eyes open it's a whole different experience

Nice is my middle name

Niente kids must've cleaned him out ma

No brandon

No don't don't don't brandon

No I want the veal scallopini

No I was just trying to delate myself no no you know dictate myself

No i'll show you! don't go down there! it's all dark down there sloth

No i'm too young! no! I wanna play the violin! not my hand!

No it's your top score on pole position

No no it's deep like there's a hole or a passageway real deep

No pen no pen no write no sign! don't sign!

No sloth it's just your echo echo!

No thanks anyway though

No that's the it

No that's too big try the middle one

No the middle one!

No wait a minute

No way i'm not staying here

No wonder he can't get a license

No! it's my dad's responsibility you guys

No! see one eyed willy stole a treasure once and it was full of rubies and emeralds and diamonds and diamonds

Nobody ever found nothing guys

North's near the restaurant

Not the sword! don't do that we're gonna

Now come one we'll come back for it later

Now do I get the truth do I get the truth or do you get juiced

Now get out from there you're ruining the painting!