Major League (1989) Soundboard Edit

A bunch of pansies over 162 games. Even. Tough guys get sprains, sore arms, muscle pulls only.

A curve ball, and down goes Cerrano again.

A curveball and down goes surrounding you.

A home run, and the Yankees now lead two to nothing.

A lot of heart shake it off like this lucky town.

A lot of people say you can tell how the season's gonna go

A quick move by the Duke and Hayes Josh beat it 5.

About those sit ups you want me to do,

About time. It's 8. Nothing. You're going. What? You hurt me. You're gone.

Activity continues in the bullpen.

After this season, you'll be sent back to the minors

Alan must strike two, and Serrano wasn't even close to that one.

Alison's I don't feel unnecessary. So what do you think about that?

All right, bon. They tell us you're a pitcher. You're sure not?

All right, everybody, we got 10 minutes to game time. Let's all gather round.

All right, it's 555-1934. Thank you.

All right, let's see what you can do.

All right, look man, Guy gets a second first sign indicator.

All right, Vaughn, they tell us you're a pitcher.

All right, you man. You man.

All right!

All right!

All right. Way to look out there. Great.

All the centerfield Hayes under it.

All the stewardess phone. I need one of those bags. There are.

All these fucking guys.

Ally should be Vaughn among the league leaders in strikeouts, now up on the rubber and ready to work and.

Alright Ricky, let's get nasty.

Alright, alright. Jake is a professional baseball player? Really.

Alright, because this guy here with what is he in the county? Attorney.

Alright, I'll check it out now. Is this the whales section?

Alright, let's hit the field.

Alright, Rex. Hell of a situation we got here. 2 on two out, you guys trailing by one in the ninth.

Alright. It is gone off the reservation.

Alrighty now. Here's the pitch swings and misses you should have gotten the.

Alternate on the 80 amp.

Always going don't punt the damn ball.

Am I invited? The wedding, yeah.

And 21 RBI's. He's homered the only two times he's faced 1.

And all this stuff shit, Harris.

And baseball can match that deal. The legal never let us leave Cleveland. We got a lease with the city.

And be legging them out

And Claire Holloway, Brent.

And come sent checks Dorn at first. Here's the pitch it.

And don't worry, kid, ain't gonna come by the first day.

And drives one deep to right field!

And for every base I'm gonna steal, well.

And for me? Just one more Goodyear.

And furniture. It was a guy to serve you with a paternity suit. That was a hoax.

And get rid of all of us for better personnel.

And Indians pow wow at 8:00 o'clock. But in the meantime, get your Tomahawks ready, Cleveland.

And it's only just beginning to rise.

And kicks fires. Here is a swing in the drive toward left field and deep ohh boy.

And on top of the Flint. This shit I.

And signs of improvement. I didn't think we'd win 15 games all year. Any ideas?

And that will do it for the Indians in the fourth.

And the Cleveland Indians, how would you like to manage the Indians this year?

And the Indians clinging to a one run lead.

And the Indians have a runner here with jamming out on a sharp single to left by Dorn.

And the Indians win it! The Indians win it!

And the pigs. Well, that's great. That's great. You think? I'm happy for you.

And the pitch? Ohh interesting.

And this guy, well, he's stable and intelligent and I never found him in bed with the stewardess.

And this is good. It's real good 75.

And try it with miss fuel injection. What was I supposed to do? She bet me 50 bucks she had a better body than you and I had to defend her arm.

And we need some big bets here, Johnny. Maybe we gonna do one of those waves. So Vaughan.

And wherever you are out there in Cleveland.

And you got a detective story.

And.

Any possible there, Pedro?

Are you 100% bullshit? You bought something like that?

Are you gentlemen ready to order?

Are you guys go ahead?

Aren't we going to have a prayer? I mean.

Aren't we gonna have a prayer?

As a free agent three years ago, still hits the ball pretty well. That's me, yeah. You just can't feel them.

As a furniture movers, I'm serious about this, Charlie. That's.

As your wife and my kids.

At any library. Where's the wedding? Oh, All Saints on Euclid.

Attorney. Please, he's watching us.

Back goes Worberg and makes the catch against the wall.

Back goes. Hey, way back to the wall. Jump.

Ball hit toward the hole. Hey, great shot by Dorn, frozen time, and he got him.

Batman The Incredible has happened, even though it comes as no surprise to this commentator.

Bats. The.

Because he's only high-priced. Pick them up as a free agent three years ago.

Because it ain't working again. Damn it, I thought they were gonna replace this thing.

Because of the trajectory of the ball, it looked way too high.

Because she thought we'd be bad enough to finish dead last,

Because we don't have anything in common.

Because you are the sexiest man I have ever laid eyes on. And you look like you could use a friend.

Been with her. And it happened in front of all of our friends.

Before their first at bat, anyway, listen to the roar of the crowd as the Indians take the field.

Before you go,

Before you go. There's something I'd like to tell you.

Believe you anymore. Well. I guess this will last for about then. Yeah. I guess so.

Best for the team. Don't read anything into it, Rick.

Better hits a ground ball to short donello up with it on the 1st in time and Taylor is hot.

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

Big baseball team. But since we haven't won a Pennant in over 30 years, nobody recognizes us, not even in our own hometown.

Big by then. You got the girl picked up. I did, but I wasn't smart enough to hold on to her.

Bitch.

Blake. The Duke at the belt, Hayes away from 2nd.

Blue truth here, are you 100%?

Bong. You wanted to talk to the bitch, yeah.

Bonnie, anything to add? No.

Born on the pitch, now you can close the book on Calder.

Both therapy equipment. Your players will just have to get a little tougher. What are they? A bunch of pansies.

Bottom of the first, and Willie Mays Hayes

Bottom of the seventh, the Indians running out of chances.

Bottom of the third. Serrado swings and misses. Strike three.

Bow our heads. Excuse me, I'll be in my office.

Boy, don't wait to get in front of that ball. That's the ticket.

Brent and Janice Bowden.

Bridgehead, Vaughn Rick. Vaughn I Rick.

Bring that shit to me, man.

Bud. 96.

Bug Charlie? Veterans are starting to play back to form, and the rookies are developing faster than I thought. There's two.

But came up short. That's going to bring a visit to the mound.

But I'll tell you, these Cleveland fans are great. Listen to them.

But I'm sure he did a hell of a job

But some of us still need this team.

But tell me, what was he doing

But when the equipment was working, if I could get anybody to come out and watch this team, none of this would be necessary.

But you're very concerned. Yeah, well, I just wanted to learn to know what she would have had ahead of her.

Bye bye, honey. See you at the park. Wish me luck.

Calendar delivers. There's a swing and a high flyball to centerfield Hayes.

Came at the restaurant reading his name.

Catch Willie Mays style and the side is retired.

CCP dro.

Cerrano digging in down a strike.

Championship we'll have interviews on Indians Pow wow at 8:00 o'clock.

Chance to manage in the big leagues. Let me think it over, will you, Charlie? I gotta.

Change anything. We were always good at this.

Charges and he got him no.

Check it out now. Is this the whales section? I'll bet. What's his name at the restaurant? Reddit. His name? Tommy.

Check.

Chill. Why don't you come in for a while?

Chrisco. Bardall. Vagisil, anyone?

Christ can't hit a curveball. OK, Harris, let's not start a holy war here.

Cleveland fans are great. Listen to them. Get behind Vaughn, hey.

Close the book on Kelder, thank God.

Club house. You don't want to celebrate in front of guys who just died.

Clue Haywood, the biggest Indian killer of them all.

Coffee anybody?

Coleman. Fancy.

Collection of stiffs. You know, doing. I liked you so much better when you were just a ballplayer.

Come back. And be around.

Come on come on come on wild thing

Come on Jake. It's only your life.

Come on, don't get in front of the damn ball. Don't give me this old lady bullshit look.

Come on, guys.

Come on, hairball, shut down your shit, man.

Come on, hairball! Cut down on that shit, man!

Come on, Jake, it's only your life.

Come on, join in wherever you are out there.

Come on, shit. The way I've played today, I wouldn't be surprised if they red tag me already. What do you mean?

Come on, Willie

Come on, Willie. Here's.

Come on, you never thought about me at all while I was gone, Jake. Not so loud. What about?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Stop.

Comes as no surprise to this commentator. The Indians have finished the regular season in a first place tie with the New York Yankees on the strength of a four to two win over the White Sox in Chic...

Comes to Burton. He swings and drives when the right field.

Coming from Municipal Stadium, where tonight, before a capacity crowd of 75,000, screaming feather heads the.

Coming through! I...

Confirm.

Congratulations, Rick. Excuse me, Mr. Vaughn, name your eye breath. Yeah, sure.

Congratulations. Thanks. Thank you.

Corners. Dorn didn't get much of a jump on that ball money, but let's give him.

Could have meant the game. Ohh. Come on. Cut the rubber. I shit Taylor.

Couldn't we talk about this some other time? I really got to get back.

Country Club. Now, no other franchise in baseball can match that deal.

Cowabunga good.

Cup still work though simply.

Cut the crybaby shit and you pitched the hell of a game. You want to finish it, don't you? Yeah.

Cut through the crap bone. I only got one thing to say to you.

Damn!

Darn, off to a slow start this year has come on lately, hitting 271 with 86 RBI's. Here's.

Dear God. We humbly pray that you will guide and protect us as we gird up our loins to take the field of battle lead us.

Dear Heavenly Father, we humbly pray that you will guide.

Defensive plays? Alright, here's Burton coming on.

Developing faster than I thought. There's two or three potential All-Stars in there.

Diarrhea. Well, Brown apparently is going to stay with Vaughan here as the Indians Trail now ate to nothing.

Did you follow me again?

Do you follow me again?

Do you mind if I join you?

Does Dupixent scratch the pitch?

Does she know that? She would have been if I hadn't messed it up.

Does this one rolling in?

Don't bullshit you about something like that. You better. You want to make this team.

Don't do it. You're one of the guys that got us here.

Don't even. Coleman.

Don't fuck with me. Fuck. Fuck you. What's the matter, rookie?

Don't mention it. I'll let you know if I land a job. I know you're very concerned.

Don't run heater. Look what it's done for us.

Don't worry about it, I'll take care of it.

Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it 27. Right fielder, Mike alright, Rex breckman.

Don't you dare laugh and two years I've put together one of the best special collection departments in the country.

Down bottom of the seventh, Tanner hits a ground ball to short.

Dump out over the plate so musty, man, and don't get up with anything.

Entire world don't no, this is Charlie Donovan with the Cleveland.

Even the heater. Ohh shit. All these pictures to choose from. Here we are.

Even you, Darren. What if we don't finish last? She'll replace you with somebody who will.

Even you. Darn, what if we?

Eventually I'll kiss my ass. You're God.

Eventually tying run nobody's number 13 Pedro Serrano.

Every time we win, we peel a section.

Everything. Seriously. Everything's a joke to you, man, for Christ's sake. I'm just trying to loosen things up. I'm getting frostbite.

Excuse me, everybody, this is Jake Taylor, Jake Arthur, and Claire Holloway.

Excuse me, this wrestling is a telephone call for you at the desk. OK. Thank you.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Express card no matter how far out of first we are, it's cool.

Fear from bats. I offered him cigar in Rome. He woke up.

Field's got a long way to go before the season was over.

Figured you wanted to see me about something.

Final cut down day, right? Right. So.

Finish it, don't you? Yeah. All right. I think you can throw a strike on his pitch.

Finished dead last, knocking attendance down to the point where she could move the team to Miami.

Fire world.

First got him Springers kicked off.

First it was really high. Who gives a shit? It's gone.

First league championship in over 30 years.

First time and Taylor is hobbling a little as he goes back to the dugout.

First, Mr. Brown, we're out of town. I'm too old to go diving in a locker.

Flowers. Really. A lot of people say you can tell how the season's gonna go by the 1st hitter of the year, Brewster.

Football player, you were really great once.

For 60 and 69 games out of first, who do these guys?

For better personnel, even me.

For nothing much. All right, we're set to go.

For that one, well, I plan to get at least a double out of this. I bought a.

For the last of me, you may think I'm shit now, but someday you're gonna be sorry that you cut me.

For the younger guys, it could be their only shot. I don't know what happened to you, but if you ever ever tank another play like you did today.

For us, people still don't recognize us, but. We're contenders now. The American.

Forget about doing it. You got the things you do. Like what? Like packing for Cleveland? Come on.

Found a little for the Indians this year #7 catcher Jake.

Free agency. We haven't won a Pennant in over 35 years. We haven't.

French. They got chilly dogs over there.

Friends, those days are gone, Lynn.

From Municipal Stadium,

From the library? What do you mean sit in the car and wait for it to come out?

From the rest of the team. Tasha, what is it? Yeah see you wanna beer? Ohh no say.

From when you knew me, Jake. Meaning what? I don't know you anymore. Couldn't we talk?

Fuck you. What's the matter, rookie fuck? Why can't you take a little duck?

Fuck, why can't you take a little chocolate? Real fucking funny, asshole. Alright.

Fucking Dorn. This game should be over by now.

Fucking office told you I don't think it's a good idea that we see each other.

Full of shit. Fuck you. Get out of here, rookie.

Funny asshole. Alright, alright, knock that shit off.

Furnished hitter of the year, Brewster into the wind and comes to the plate.

Gal.

Game on the field. So I want the absolute truth here. Are you 100?

Get about the curveball, Ricky. Give him the heater well.

Get behind Vaughn. Hey, way to go, Oliver Hill. Love you. Come on, baby.

Get blown up.

Get him a uniform.

Get him a uniform. All right. You get enough pay for him.

Get it going. The 1st and Willie Mays Hayes deleted off for the wig winners. Really.

Get Vaughn up.

Give me mall. You were born.

Go get him. Yeah, let's see how he reacts.

Go, bartender, go food needs refill.

God damn hit. You can't say God damn on the air. Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.

Going before the game, God next.

Going out today? Someday we'll figure out how to beat those guys.

Going somewhere? Me. About 90 feet.

Going to March the first well, I'm not sure I can make it by then.

Going up 2 1/2 bottom of the seventh.

Going Uptown, huh?

Gonna be a big wedding. No time. Don't like big weddings, you know?

Good enough for one more here? Nah, you pushed the hell of a game, man. Take a seat.

Good for you. You know help me now? Fuck you, jobu. I do it myself.

Good game, Eddie.

Good job.

Good luck. They look good besides.

Good morning, gentlemen, and welcome to another season of Indians baseball.

Good one. Alright woman, take it easy. Accidents will happen.

Good. I like that kind of spirit in a player, the only.

Good. They are, I guess. How good are you?

Got him swinging.

Gotta come up with something nasty. Fucking dawn. This game should be over by now.

Ground and be legging them out. Every time I see you hit one in the air, you owe me 20 push-ups.

Guys don't fuck with.

Had some problems with his knees. We had him two years ago. We did four years ago then.

Had tagged me already. What do you mean you get?

Harris comes to the plate, Taylor, snap throw to first, got him!

Harris delivers KY Ball hit toward the hole. Hey, great.

Harris from the stretch is running, and here he comes to Burton. He swings.

Harris is in real trouble now.

Harris is in real trouble now.

Harris Wines and deliveries.

Harris, how you doing? Get that weave is looking good.

Hats for bats.

Have chicken. Hey, chicken, man, we can't have people puking in the locker room before the game. God.

Have teepee talk hi. In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance, you haven't the.

Have the four? Harris struggled but picked up his ninth win of the season.

Have to fix the old Whirlpool. You have fixed it six times already.

Haven't with chew out, Harris has been in trouble, but his battle his way out with the help of some great defensive plays. Alright, here's.

Hayes leads away again.

Hayes with a good lead look real sharp. It's hard to steal second base with your shoe untied.

Hayward swings and crashes 1 towards South America. Tomlinson's.

Haywood steps in the American League Triple Crown winner, 341 average, 48 homers, 121 RBI's. He's home.

He drives 1 deep to right field, back goes Warburg and makes the catch against the wall.

He fanned Burton to open the inning,

He got the first two hitters, then gave up a single and a double and has now gone 3 and owed achievers.

He pitched to him, and he swings and drives a basin to left field.

He seems to have lost some zip on his fastball.

He slides. Here is.

He swings, and drives one to deep left.

He was an All-Star at Boston, wasn't he? Yeah, wound up in the Mexican League. Had some problems with his knees.

He was one of the best in baseball before he had problems with his knees.

He will come.

He woke up. You know, you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.

He would set up the plate.

He's around third. He's gonna try to score.

He's come this far, let's see if he can finish it.

He's going.

He's got a family to think about, so Hayes becomes the first Indian in 15 years to lead off the season with a hit.

He's here. Jake Taylor here.

He's holding up great. Never been better.

He's homered the only two times he's faced Vaughn.

He's not fooling.

He's not the best color man in the league for nothing, folks.

He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks.

He's not wearing a name tag. You want to drag him out of here? Kick the shit out of him.

He's out!

He's out.

He's safe!

He's under it. Hey, Max, a basket catch, Willie Mays style.

He's watching us. I'm not leaving till you give me your number.

Hello again all you wahoo maniacs. This is Harry Doo.

Hello again everybody.

Hello again everybody. Harry Doyle bidding you a big wahoo welcome from Municipal Stadium.

Hello again everybody. Harry Doyle coming to you live from the stadium where the Indians have just returned home in preparation for their one game playoff with the New York Yankees for the Eastern ...

Hello again everybody. Harry Doyle here welcoming all of you friends of the feather to another season of Indians baseball. A lot of.

Hello again everybody. Harry Doyle.

Hello again, everybody.

Hello Kyoga sheet metal.

Hello, Lou? This is Charlie Donovan of the Cleveland lndians.

Hello. Lolin. It's Jake.

Here at the stadium, free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a Pennant.

Here comes the one one pitch.

Here comes the thrill.

Here in Cleveland, just a reminder fans about die hard night coming up here at the stadium.

Here. 60 and 61 is hardly a great job with this club. It is.

Here. You've got a great arm, it's one of the best I've ever seen, but your control hasn't come around like we'd hoped it would now.

Here's a bunch of the third easy play for doors.

Here's the baseball. And to the start of two great careers.

Here's the pitch to Serrano he's.

Here's the pitch. A curveball swung out of mist. Spike, two and.

Here's the pitch. Saslow hits a long drive

Here's the pitch. Saslow hits a long drive. This one's going to get over. Serranos heading off the wall, Serrano up.

Here's the throw.

Here's the wind up, and the pitch to him.

Here's to the thrill of defeat, Charlie.

Hey big guy, you're a golfer.

Hey Jade, I think I got one here that's right up your alley.

Hey Jake, how's the knees holding up?

Hey Ohh boy this old body can use the soap. Yeah well.

Hey Ricky, I'll trade you song of high water for the dear sleep.

Hey we got a big problem.

Hey, all right, you.

Hey, don't worry, kid.

Hey, easy play for Malina. Up with it, throws to first.

Hey, give Rudy a credit for sacrificing his body on that racket. That guy.

Hey, Jake. Hey, rob.

Hey, Jake. Hey, Roger.

Hey, no problem.

Hey, SUS. I like him very much. He no help with curveball. You.

Hey, you forgot about Dorn. He's always a little tough on the rookies.

Hey. Alright, so Vaughn is off to a rocky start as Haywood clears the bases with one swing. Not too hot.

Hey. Do you ever read Moby Dick? Cover to cover, baby.

Hey. Two down now is Hayes steps in, hitting 291.

Hi, Charlie. Come in. Have a seat. I'm glad you came.

Hi, Jake Taylor.

Hi, Jake.

Hi, Jay. Come on in.

Hi, Suzanne.

High-priced talent. Forgot about Dorn cause he's only high-priced.

His body on that racket, that Guy's got a family to think about. So he.

His first offering? Just a bit outside, he tried the corner and mist.

His name? Well, he's stable.

Hold that, hold it.

Horseshit, I think you can go get him now.

Hot water in here. I've had it with this nickel and dime stuff. I'm gonna.

How about a series of fines for good play? Maybe 1/3?

How are you? Oh, I'm fine, thanks.

How bad around here? Roger Dorn, Dorn, up two.

How did you know I was here? Ohh, just a hunch.

How did you know I was?

How do you think the Indians will do this year?

How much?

How was it you had to open your stance a little? They're pitching you inside.

How was it?

How'd you know I was here?

How's the whole daddy? Little tired.

Hustle! let's go!

I asked robotica. Take fear from bats.

I can take it if you can.

I didn't know who she was, I swear to God.

I didn't know who she was. I swear to God.

I don't chase ballplayers.

I don't know what do you mean you don't know this is.

I don't know you anymore. Couldn't we talk about this some other time?

I don't recognize this guy.

I don't remember a haze on the list.

I don't think I ever got your name.

I don't think I'd be very good company right now.

I don't think it's that important.

I don't want to go in there.

I don't want to go in there. Yeah, look, whatever happens, you just keep it to yourself until you get out of clubhouse.

I figure it ought to be real big by then

I figure it's gonna take 32 more victories to win this thing.

I figured you're wearing that bIack dress with the red sash.

I figured you're wearing that black dress with a red sash.

I got news for you, Mr. Brown. You haven't heard the last of me.

I got news for you, Mr. Brown. You haven't heard the last of me. You may think I'm shit.

I got some reading to do.

I gotta get back. Wait a minute. I need your number. I tried calling you at home, but you're not listening.

I guess this is our last hurrah, then.

I hate this fucking song.

I have something I think you all ought to know about.

I haven't got an arm like yours. I gotta put anything on it I can find.

I hoped it would. Now. A lot of pitchers started off wild, and after they worked it out and the miners for a while, they went on to great careers. Take Ryan there.

I I got to get back.

I just wanted to see you play.

I just wanted to tell you that I'm starting Harris against the Yankees tomorrow. Even though I know it's your turn and the rotation.

I know it may not seem the same without. Donald here. But I promise you by the end of the season we will have made history.

I know it. All we need is something to bring it all together.

I love Donovan. What are you doing here? I just.

I love.

I make the league minimum.

I mean, we're not all savages like Serrano over there.

I mean, you can't play baseball forever, can you?

I need a visa to catch this one. It is out of here and there's nothing left but a vapor trail.

I never heard of half of these guys, and the ones I do know are way past the prime.

I never read Moby Dick. You never read anything I asked you to, alright?

I reckon they forgot about Dorn. He's always.

I run like hey how you doing? How you doing?

I saw your record on the news. They made their hall of shame. Congratulations.

I stopped being an athlete three years ago, Jake. Books are my life now.

I swear to God. But he's up with it and it's over.

I think it's a good idea that we see each other. Why not? Because we don't have anything in common. Sometimes I wonder if we ever did.

I think you can go get him now.

I told you, I don't think it's a good idea that we see each other.

I was wondering why you'd give an old friend a bum phone number.

I wouldn't be here. Come on, Lynn. Don't make me do time for things that happened years ago, Jake.

I wrote again. You know, you had a hell of a road trip. You nearly pulled that one out today.

I... I gotta get back.

I'd like to strike anyway.

I'd like to strike anyway.

I'm a ballplayer, I know. But that's not why I came over here. I don't chase ball players.

I'm afraid I have, or I wouldn't be here

I'm getting off the throw to second ohh problem.

I'm glad you called me in.

I'm glad you called me in. I'm still unclear about a couple of things.

I'm going to get him out of there a little.

I'm going to steal. Well, maybe things will turn around a little for the Indians this year.

I'm happy for you. Lynn, I don't think he's going to buy the phone bit now.

I'm moving in with Tom.

I'm not about to lose my sight. I'm deeply moved.

I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses.

I'm not really with them anymore. Well, we'd still like to take a look at you at our spring camp in Arizona. March the first well.

I'm off then. Spring training starts at the 1st.

I'm throwing every piece of junk I can think of, Adam Skipper.

I've come back to you so many times, Jake.

I've had it with this nickel and dime stuff

I've heard baseball players make very good salaries these days.

If I could get anybody to come out and watch this team,

If I hadn't messed it up, it was that guy. She's with her. I don't know. He's not wearing a name tag.

If I win 834.

If the weather's lousy, another couple of years of this and I'm going to have to start feeding Cha Cha real dog.

If you do, tell him I'd like to have a little talk with him.

If you don't blow it. By the way, I saw your wife, 3 lions last night. Now with a dancer. You must be very, very proud. That guy. She was.

In Cleveland, I didn't know they still had a team.

In games all year. Any ideas on how we can get worse?

In his Major League debut, gonna light your ass up, me.

In killer of them all, Taylor and Brown on their way to the mound. And this could be all for Harris. He has pitched a beauty.

In literature. That's why it didn't turn you on to that. Yeah.

In over 30 years standing in the way, their longtime nemesis, the New York Yankee.

In the stands. Figured you wanted to see me about something.

In town. That's why we carry the American Express card.

Indeed. Ohh boy, no way too high. Too high.

Indians this year. I don't know.

Indians. Baseball. I know it.

Is it to the mound? And Horton wasting no time, he's going to the Duke.

Is off the reservation a home run, and the Yankees now lead two to nothing.

Is our team concept. That's what I wanted to talk to you about, Charlie.

Is that? Speak, Serrano.

Is to take the field of battle, lead us on into victory in the name of Jesus. Right.

It again? Alright, let's go. Let's get it going.

It was an accident. You threw at him intentionally.

It was out of here.

It's a hell of a job, Brewster running from the stretch haze with a good lead.

It's a process so my players.

It's about this, Charlie. It's no secret I've never liked Cleveland much.

It's been looking good out there today. Don't.

It's cool, you know? It keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant type places.

It's double out of this. I bought 100 of these, one for every base I'm going to steal.

It's gone. We're 15 and 24/7 games out of first.

It's great you, Sir.

It's hard to hold Rudy and knocks it down, fires the first light haze. Beat it.

It's Jake. Jay. Jake Taylor.

It's no secret I've never liked Cleveland much.

It's on the other side of the stadium, the bullpen car, yeah.

It's real good 757 in Milwaukee.

It's still unclear about a couple of things really, like what? Well, if I'm.

It's up to Taylor now as the Indians have the winning win in scoring position.

It's very bad. Steel toe boots. He's very bad.

Jack, you shouldn't have come here. I was wondering why.

Jackson deals. Hayes pops it up,

Jackson gets his sign and comes up.

Jackson wants a new sign now.

Jacksonville's Hayes pops it up and that'll do it for the Indians and the 4th.

Jake Taylor here. Up Rick Vaughn.

Jake, I'm sorry. You'll just always be the little boy who wouldn't grow up.

Jake, what brings you here this evening?

Jake. Where's von shinra?

Janice Bowden. How do you do? Hi.

JB. Hey.

Jesus

Jesus

Jesus Christ, Serrano.

Jesus, this guy hits a ton. How come nobody else picked up on him?

Jobu! Yes!

Just a hunch. I took you there when you got your masters degree, remember?

Just beat it back. Hayes.

Just the guy trying to put his life back together.

Just wanted Lynn to know what she would have had ahead of her

Keep bats warm. Classes.

Keltner delivers. Here's a swing, and a high fly ball to center field.

Ken. Something will come up. Willie.

Kevin, what are you doing here? I just wanted to get back out on the road again.

Kind of religious freedom. What's his religion? Will do.

Kinds of fatigue out there. He seems to have lost some zip on his fastball.

King Street. We can still turn this thing around. What's left to do? You've taken away everything you can. Not everything.

Kiss my ass. You're God. You're full of shit. Fuck you.

Knock it off, Charlie.

Know about it seems that Mrs. Phelps doesn't think too highly of our worth.

Last time I did that, the guy hit one that hasn't landed yet.

Lead Ricky Vaughn, the kid they call wild thing one out away from his first Major League victory.

Leads away again. Tie game 222 outs in the 9th and the winning run at first.

Leave in a few hours. We're going to go back now to Ross Farmer, who's standing by with the team at their hotel. Thank you.

Lee Hayes I never heard of Moscow.

Let me think it over, will you, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line about some white walls. I'll talk to you later.

Let's see if we can finish it. Come on, we need something fits here.

Let's talk in my office, OK? I don't want to talk in your office. Told you.

Life after baseball. So I'm not about to risk major injury or to face this property for a collection of stiffs.

Like a game.

Like seated at getting the address that they were trying to establish with your eyes.

Like this guy. You're still their favorite.

Like this? Fuck you too. Sam shelf.

Like, anyway when you go too high, he said. Mean too high, high. Alright, so Val.

Listen, Roger had to talk to you about something and I didn't want to do it in front of the rest of the team.

Listen. Yeah, have a seat. You want a beer? Ohh no thank you.

Lo and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches.

Long time ago. Well look, if we ever get out of here, me and the guys, we're going to go to a club later on tonight. We'll come along.

Look at this fucking guy.

Look like a banker in this.

Look up first sign indicator on a juvenile delinquent in the offseason in his Major League debut.

Lou. I want a word with you here. Sure.

Luke right now and delivers. Here's a high chopper toward short.

Made history. Unfortunately, there are some in the press who feel that the. Ex showgirl, wife of Donald Phelps, has no business being the owner of a Major League Baseball team.

Man, bring the sheet for me, man.

Marine nobody's listening anyway. You have more.

Match against the wall. Tomlinson gave it a ride but came up short.

May I have your attention please?

Maybe the problem is? We're coddling these guys too much. Yeah.

Me again. I spotted you in the stands.

Me, I'm for wasting sportswriters time, so.

Meaning what, I don't know you anymore?

Megan. Ohh problem. I need a catcher, Jake. Somebody who can lead this team on the field.

Mexico somewhere? Well, I'm playing with the Indians again. Back in the bigs.

Miamis offered to build us a new stadium. 62,000 capacity, 45 VIP boxes.

Mine.

Mines for good play. Maybe a $30,000 bonus for the guy voted least valuable player.

Miss Jake Taylor.

Mitchell Friedman?

Mitchell Friedman.

Mom continues to have problems with Haywood and the Yankees. Ohh boy.

Most of these guys never had a prime the facts are we lost our two best players to free agency. We have.

Mr. Dorn Harris, how you doing?

Mr. Dorn.

Much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleeves at this level, son understood.

My first autograph couldn't give these away a couple of weeks ago.

My first autograph.

My kind of team, Charlie. It's my kind of team.

My kinda team, Charlie. It's my kinda team

My knees are killing me, and if you're gonna pull this shit,

My man blue brown. Nice to meet you, Hayes, the parking lot.

My players healthy with cold water and no therapy equipment.

My sight? I'm deeply moved. Every time you play one off your hips, you owe me 40 sit-ups. What?

Names Jake. I can't afford to believe you anymore.

Never been better. Mobility is good. No problem getting off the throw to 2nd.

Never even wrote me a letter. Well, I'm sorry about that, but I wasn't exactly proud of my situation. Come on, you never.

Never leave from down here and the jetway isn't working.

Nice catch, change. Don't ever fucking do it again.

Nice church.

Nice going. Don't bounce the damn ball.

Nice hair.

Nice hair.

Nice philosophy. Sounded like Jesus.

Nice place, yeah. We're still working on it. Trying to figure if we want to take this from Oriental or Santa Fe.

Nice throat, dickhead.

Nice to meet you Hayes. The parking lot is right out there. Thanks.

Nice. Who is this love?

Nice. Who's this, love? Who's this?

Nights like that with Mr. Brief, what about the night you had in Detroit with Miss fuel injection?

Nine games out of first, who do these guys think they are?

No runs, two hits, three left on.

No, I don't have much of a portfolio right now,

No, I don't have much of a portfolio right now, but you know.

No, I'm not in the song highway.

No, Tom don't like big weddings. You know, you could have read flat outlines of 101 great novels where at any library.

No.

No.

No.

No. Big 6. First baseman, blue paper.

No. Not going Uptown.

Nobody about that. It didn't take.

Nobody's done this since Babe Ruth in the '32 World Series.

Nobody's done this since Babe Ruth in the 32 World Series.

Nose here. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.

Not bad for a has been and a couple of never will be's, huh?

Not bad for has been in a couple of never will. Bees huh? Yeah, we ever wanted.

Not going Uptown, just want to lead a regular life, you know, like an adult maybe.

Not if you do it colorfully. All the students.

Not on the ball. Haven't got an arm like yours. I gotta put anything on it I can find.

Nothing. That ought to shut these people up.

Now, Rick, get tough. This guy's a first ball hitter. You got to come up with something nasty.

Now, you pitched a hell of a game

October 3rd. You folks like this guy?

October 3rd. You.

Of Indians baseball, a lot of new faces and chief Wahoo's tribe this year as they take on the defending American League champs, the New York Yankees and hopefully.

Of straight pitches. Boy, how can these guys layoff pitches that close?

Oh sure, now you come around.

Oh, and don't you guys go anywhere? Plan to put on a hitting display.

Oh, I'm fine, thanks. I was just wondering if I might have a quick word with Roger.

Oh, it's great. Yeah.

Oh, Mr. Taylor, right, I remember you from the restaurant.

Oh, no, I I really ought to be running along.

Oh, no. I really ought to be running along.

Oh, really? Ooh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Ohh awesome.

Ohh bunga. Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. The incredible has happened even though.

Ohh curve. Here's a swing and a bouncing ball. Doran has a chance to make the play. He can't get it.

Ohh God and that's crazy. I had plans for us. Plans.

Ohh let me walk you all nice meeting all of.

Ohh shit.

Ohh, lordy. Three straight heaters and the Yankees are blown down. No runs.

Ohh, what should we call now let's see what.

Ohh, you know us. We're a Major League Baseball team.

Ohh, you really got ahold of that one. Yeah. What was that? A slider?

Ohh.

Ohh. Jake, this isn't my place.

OK shit, can we try this again?

OK, just give me the number. I don't think that's a good idea. Why? Because this guy you're with, what is he?

OK, Ricky Haywood likes the hard stuff out over the plate so much.

OK, Ricky, there's two outs, so forget about the runners.

OK, that's enough fastballs throwing some breaking balls.

OK.

OK. Great, etc.

OK. Just give me the number. I don't think that's a good idea.

OK. That's strange. I'll be right back.

OK. The conference on the mound is over and we are ready to go.

OK. The Indians. Here.

Okay.

Old lady bullshit. Look, I took one of those in the eye last year. I'm not about to lose my sight time.

Oliver Hill loves you. Come on, baby. Come on, Ricky. Come on, Ricky.

On a Pennant in over 35 years, we haven't placed higher than fourth in the last 15.

On a two run blast by Cerrano.

On lifetime hitter Taylor with a signed Vaughn into his motion and the pitch.

On my way to go.

On the 9th and the winning run at first, he's off to a big lead now.

On the plate. Oops.

On the plate. Oops. Hey, here's a hot shot toward the hole.

One down in the 9.

One down in the night. Jackson delivers Tomlinson swings and drives when deep to right field.

One of those bags. There aren't any stewardesses. When there's any pilots.

One of those waves, so Vaughn. And a little trouble here.

One time stop. I'm gonna get that bitch on the phone.

One whole chicken, just like you said.

Operational addresses. I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last.

Or wild pitches in one inning. Hey, congratulations, Rick. Excuse me, Mr.

Other than going no let me walk you all. Nice to meet you.

Others tonight 7 and nothing. The only excitement for the tribe provided by Rick Vaughn, who set an American League record by throwing four wild pitches in one inning.

Out of my situation? Come on, you never thought about me at all while I was?

Over team on a whim. It's hardly a whim.

P.

Page go.

Panties on his head swung on and popped up.

Party favor. Taylor, they released you yet? Hey.

Paternity suit? That was a hoax. The girl was looking for some publicity.

Perhaps when the right field ohh this one is way back, way back it is off the reservation of.

Personally, I think we got hosed on that call.

Pissed off now, Jobu.

Pitch. Look out. Down goes Taylor.

Pitching out of Portland last year, I'm not really with him anymore.

Place this thing. Hey, no hot water in here.

Places. So you're looking for some Billy Clark apply for that little green home run heater. Look what it's done.

Plans for us? Plans, yeah. How can you say stuff like that? I haven't seen you.

Play like you did today. I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff them down your fucking throat.

Plus free membership in the Palm Beach Polo and Country Club.

Portfolio right now, but you know, what I was concerned about was why you didn't come up with that grounder, that Riker hitting the 9th.

Professionals here. We don't tank plays for personal reasons, so cut the crybaby shit, are you?

Pull up. Well, the Indians have been living dangerously all night, and Burton finally burned.

Push the hell of a game, man. Take a seat and see if we can get this guy out for you.

Put back. Yeah. What's your handicap?

Quarter of the season's gone. We're 15 and 24.

Rachel Phelps will never allow that to happen.

Raj. Could have meant the game.

Rattle Hitler's tonight. As a matter of fact, he hasn't touched the ball yet.

Ray, he'll blow it. Vaughns showing some signs of fatigue out there. He.

Read these letters for me.

Reading to do what you got a test or something?

Real now eight to nothing, Coleman steps in a 281 lifetime hitter. Tampa.

Really burned. One down, bottom of the seventh.

Really. Like what? Well, if I'm the GM. Who's going to be the manager?

Record hitting the 9th. It was out of my reach. What do you want me to die for it?

Redeemed to Miami. And get rid of all of us for better personnel.

Relax, kid, we got 162 of these games to go.

Relax, rookie. We're only four runs down.

Released you yet? Hayward's a convicted felon, isn't he? Money. But doesn't really say it here. Well, he should be.

Remember the surprise party I threw 4 on your birthday?

Restart. Go.

Restaurant. Lenz told me a lot about you.

Revenue problems have forced us to cut back on equipment.

Rick I need a car quick and mines on the other side of the stadium pick the.

Rick I'm not going to beat around the Bush here.

Rick Vaughn.

Ricky Vaughn meanwhile, the Yanks have announced that they will start 20 game winner Steve Jackson, a curveball specialist who was shot.

Ricky Vaughn, Willie Hayes.

Ricky Vaughn? Willie Hayes?

Right now. You really believe that, don't you? I know it.

Right up here. Crime and punishment.

Right. Game is tied.

Right. Oh, Jake.

Rubber in, ready to work, and from the wind up, here he comes.

Safe!

Saslow into second with a standing double,

Saw the sons of Geronimo still suffering from propeller lag, are nipped by the Brewers tonight. 7 to nothing.

Saw the tribe drops its third straight on this trip, 6 to one.

Say goodbye.

Say hey. Actually, maybe hazing. Let's play like Maze and I run like haze.

Say one hit. That's all we got. One God damn hit.

Say, say Oh my God.

Say, say.

Scoop 6 to one to the Rangers for the Indians, one run on, let's say one hit. And so.

Screaming feather heads, the fighting Braves of the Cuyahoga will leave their teepees in search of Cleveland's first league championship in over 30 years.

Serrano have to wake up back.

Serrano right now.

Serrano. Defected from Cuba, wanted religious freedom.

Serrano. He swings and drives in the deep left.

Seven games out of first? That's bad. It's not bad enough. Plus, this team is showing signs of improvement.

Shake it shake it shake.

She let you slide on a couple of these? Well, I would if I knew where she lived.

She lived. That's easy. Just Taylor home from the library.

She put this team together because she thought we'd be bad enough to finish dead last knocking.

She's right.

She's stuff now. Look, I go to. Stick up for you.

Shit burger, skip. Hey, Lou.

Shit, Harris

Shit, I've been caught already.

Shit, Taylor year. After this I go free agent plus my age.

Shit!

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. Burger, skip.

Shops. No problem.

Short. Donello charges, and he getting no.

Shot at this year's club? Is that you, Talbert?

Should be over by now. He could have had that balling tank that on purpose. This isn't the.

Shower pipes in this building are old and rusted. We're replacing them, but it's a long, expensive process.

Sign in is ready Hayes with a good lead.

Signs of fatigue.

Since the New York Yankee, trying to put the stop on the Yanks will be Eddie Harris, the tribes veteran right-hander.

Sit down, Charlie.

Sit down, Charlie.

Snake. Do you like the life you've had? You like hanging out with the boys, living in hotels? Having girls send you their underwear in the mail.

So a surprise move by Brown here, bringing in the wild thing who's been shelled in two outings against the Yankees.

So a tough start for the Erie Warriors as they dry. He's 9 to nothing.

So forget about the runners. Get this guy at the plate. Come on, Rick, get tough.

So long. You're a great kid.

So what are we gonna have?

So you got a name or are you going to settle for veg head?

So, a tough start for the Erie warriors,

Some of us still need this team. Now you listen to me. This is my last shot at a winner and for the younger guys, it could be their only shot.

Some other time. I really gotta get back. OK, just give me the number.

Somebody who will. After this season, you'll be sent back to the miners. Or given your outright release.

Someday you will, too.

Sometimes I wonder if we ever did. What are you talking about?

Song. Wow.

Sore arms, muscle pull. Only temporary.

Sore arms, muscle pulls.

Sorry, Rick, those are the House rules.

Sounds like Jello right now. Just get it over the plate I want him to swing.

South America's Tomlinson's gonna need a visa to catch this one.

Spirit and a player. The only problem is I didn't cut you. What I think?

Sports riders time, so I'd like to hang around and see if we can give them all a nice big shit burger to eat.

Spring training begins in two weeks.

Springer leads away from first.

Springer leads away from first. Harris comes to the plate. Taylor snapped for the first county.

Stadium's falling apart. We don't draw Dick. The weather's lousy. Another couple.

Start easily and the A's have runners at the corners.

Stay away from her suck.

Stay away from her. Suck my Dick.

Stay! Stay!

Still a matter of some conjecture, but the smart money is on the crafty veteran Eddie Harris or the young Fireballer wild thing. Ricky Vaughn, meanwhile, the.

Still a stunner. Thanks.

Still hits the ball pretty well, doesn't he?

Still nothing. Nothing. Top of the seventh with two out Harris.

Still tied it to Harris working on A7 hitter? Here's.

Stolen this. You take it to him.

Strike this motherfucker out.

Strike!

Strike!

Strike.

Stuff like that. I haven't seen you in three years. You never even wrote me a letter. Well, I'm sorry about.

Sure.

Sure. Jake Taylor. Excuse me. Gotta take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.

Suzanne. Van Dorn. Suzanne Dorn. Missus Roger Dorn.

Swung on and popped up. Ohh. Actually, I don't think this one got the distance.

Tailored to the plate he's owned for 12 against the Duke lifetime.

Tailored to the plate.

Take good care of it.

Take it easy. Accidents will happen. You show a lot of hardship. You're off like this. Fuck you.

Take the chicken, chicken, chicken.

Talk to you later, Eric. We heard about your pitching out of Portland last year.

Tanked it on purpose. This isn't the California Penal League, Vaughn. We're professionals here. We don't tank.

Tap into play. Vaughn kicks fires here.

Taylor back up, refusing to dust himself off

Taylor back up, refusing to dust himself off after Duke gave him a little chin music.

Taylor bunch.

Taylor bunts.

Taylor calls his shot.

Taylor calls his shot.

Taylor hits a ground ball to short. Danello up with it.

Taylor under it. He's got it in this blog. Game is over as.

Taylor under it. He's got it, and this ball game is over...

Taylor waits at the plate.

Taylor, what you doing back up here?

Taylor, what you doing back up here? I couldn't cut it. The Mexican league.

Taylor's pointing again.

Team yeah, we got uniforms and everything. It's really great.

Tell him not to worry out. Think of something. Come on.

Tell you what, I don't know what Dorn's wife is up to, but I think it best if you get dressed out early and out to the bullpen before Dorn hits the clubhouse, OK?

Temporary sides. These guys were playing that good when the equipment was working.

Thank God. Relax with you, we're only four runs now. We're still in this game. You take it to him.

Thank you. Uh.

Thank you. What can I get you to drink? Beer will be fine.

Thanks for the beer. Don't mention it. I'll let you.

Thanks, pepper.

Thanks, pepper. One whole chicken, just like you said.

Thanks.

That happened years ago, Jake. I'm sorry. You'll just.

That makes a great match. Ohh what a player on the Yankees are turned away in the six.

That process you wanted to see me?

That says you wanted to see me? Yeah, Rick, come on in. Have a seat.

That shit off. Boo, you better make it real clear to this little lady. I'm not about to take your shit.

That sucker was moving, wasn't it?

That those sit-ups you want me to do, I gotta right here in my contract says I don't have to do any calisthenics. I don't feel unnecessary.

That you cut me, I'm going to catch you on somewhere else, and every time that I pitch against you, I'm going to stick it up your fucking ass.

That's a hell of an idea.

That's a hell of an idea.

That's because no stewardess would have hey, wouldn't you rather be with someone who's in demand?

That's more me. Good luck.

That's the ball, yeah. So.

The 32 World Series Hayes leads from second is Duke Texas Scratch.

The 200 meter individual medley.

The 200 meter individual medley. I figure it ought to be real big by then.

The American Express card don't steal home without it.

The attendance you haven't. The Indians have managed to win a few here and there and are threatening to climb out of the Sutter.

The batsman this guy threw at his own kid in a father's son game.

The cup still work, though. We'll simply have to fix the old Whirlpool.

The Duke leads the league in saves, strikeouts per inning

The Duke leads the league in saves, strikeouts per inning and hit batsman.

The Duke ready now and delivers. Here's a high chopper towards short.

The Duke running now and delivers. Here's a.

The Duke, who's been overpowering down the stretch, has not been scored upon in his last 16 appearances.

The earrings, Q2, have you got the matching bracelet ratchet?

The fact they're not as bad as you hope, I don't have to accept anything.

The first he got him, Hayes is picked off.

The first step toward the Hall of Fame? Yeah.

The girl was looking for some publicity, yeah, but you've obviously been with her.

The Indians are still savoring their victory today in Chicago

The Indians are still savoring their victory today in Chicago, but are due to leave in a few hours. We're going.

The Indians. Here in Cleveland.

The league for the last 30 years, I think he'll fit right in with our team concept.

The local press seems to think we'd save everyone a lot of time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves.

The New York Yankees. And hopefully we'll have some of the names that go with those faces before their first at bat anyway.

The red sash. How did you know that I didn't even have the strong skin?

The reservation at Grand Slam home run for award.

The team at their hotel. Thank you. How? Well, as you can see, the Indians are in high spirits tonight, looking forward to their final showdown with the Yankees.

The third easy play for dorm fires across the Metcalf and the Yankees are gone in the first.

The two. Can you believe this body?

The Yankees, who will start that game is still a matter of some conjecture.

The zipper on your skirt's stuck.

Their body in you and I had to defend your arm. What a bunch of bullshit. I have a much better body than she.

Then hitting 291 trying to get something going for the tribe.

There aren't any stewardesses.

There. I think we're a contender right now.

There's something I'd like to tell you.

There's the pitch.

These guys don't look too fucking good.

These guys think they are. Maybe you just have to accept the fact they're not as bad as you hope. I don't have.

These have runners at 2nd and 3rd as Harris is now beginning to show signs of fatigue.

These were the good lead.

They can find. Someday you will too.

They found him in bed with the stewardess. That's because no stewardess would have.

They got chili dogs over there. Forget it. I'll order. Let's have a toast.

They look good besides seeing the most important thing, son.

They're in last right now, but hopefully moving up. Hey, Jake. He.

Things are missing. You should have gotten a live check.

Think of Adam skipper. I've got enough left for one more hitter.

Think of the short hey easy play for Molina up with it throws to 1st and this blog.

Third straight on this trip, 6 to one to the Rangers.

This blog game is over as the Indians hold out for a 32V.

This guy's the out you been waiting the whole life for.

This happens to be a masterpiece of American literature, that's why.

This is Phelps. You just can't up and move a team on a whim.

This is the guy that wasn't invited to camp stick his ass up.

This is very funny. You know, I'm hungover and these are killing me. And if you're going to pull this shit, at least you could have said you were from the Yankees.

This is with one swing that's too high, too high. First it was really high. Who gives us?

This thing's about time. It's ain't nothing.

Thought you didn't have any high-priced talent forgot about.

Three and old achievers, Harris Sacks. Checks the runners. To the plate.

Three left on and Are you ready? Cleveland we.

Three nights we spent on the beach and Veracruz. You have nights like that with Mr. Brief. What about the night?

Throw a strike on his pitch. It's not gonna be my John. It my arm feels like Jello right now. Just get it.

Throws the 1st and this ball game is over as the Indians beat the Tigers 5 to 4.

Time for some changes. This guy here is dead. Cross him off then. Spring.

Times already now there's no hot water in the shower pipes in this.

Tire World.

Tired. Alright, look out there. OK, nice.

To another season of Indians baseball.

To choose from. Maybe we ought to try something different this time.

To come out. That's kind of juvenile, don't you think? Yeah.

To do something good to me. Not if you do it colorfully.

To make the point you can't get a Clark digging around second, he'll make it to 3rd easily.

To rise, we can force a losing streak. We can still turn this thing around.

To the Olympic champions. In what event?

To the plate, high ball four and the bases are loaded and that's going to bring up clue Haywood, the biggest.

To win this thing. Every time we win, we peel a section.

Tom and I are getting married in the fall.

Tom and I are getting married in the fall.

Tomlinson gave it a ride, but came up short.

Top of the 6th and rookie sensation Ricky Vaughn on the pitch now.

Tough on the rookies, you get a lot worse from other clubs.

Training starts with the first how do you think the Indians will do this year?

True. Vaseline Ball swung on and grounded the short.

Try that.

Tucker was moving, wasn't it?

Tucker was moving. Wasn't it ever hit? You leave a 2 foot hold coming out?

Turn in the rotation. He's got a little more experience, a bit better record against the Yankees.

Turn off the wall sarano up with it, fires it back in marks digging for 3rd.

Turn you on to that. Yeah, long time ago.

Two down now, as Hayes steps in, hitting.291.

Two down, a man on 1st, and the Indians clinging to A1 run lead.

Two down, bottom of the night.

Two down. Bottom of the ninth

Two hundred pushups. How am I supposed to hit if I can't lift my arms?

Two on the 1st inning and Harris looking very sharp. So far the same.

Two out in the first inning, and Harris looking very sharp, so far.

Two outs, top of the nine still tied at 2. Harris.

Two weeks. Here's a list of the players we'll be inviting to camp.

Two years to lead off the season with a hit really knocked the crap out of that one.

Unbelievable. They're on their feet here, stomping, clapping.

Understood?

Until this year. Feel good.

Up against the Duke lifetime, the Duke has his sign and is ready.

Up door and save all that energy for the field.

Up your butt, Joe Boo.

Use the soap. Yeah, well forget it because it ain't working again.

Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curveball.

Vaseline ball, swung on and grounded to short.

Vaughn continues to have problems with Haywood and the Yankees.

Vaughn from the windup.

Vaughn in deep trouble here with Clue Haywood, last year's American League home run champ, at the plate.

Vaughn into the wind up in his first offering.

Vaughn!

Very sharp so far. The sign from Taylor, the target goes up and the pitch.

Very, very proud that guy she was with. I mean, I'm sure the close personal friend and all, but tell me what was he doing wearing her panties on his head?

Volume down, no runs, two hits, three left on and off.

Voodoo.

Wahoo, maniacs, this is Harry Doyle welcoming you to another edition of Teepee talk. Hi and.

Wanna come along?

Want to take your shit? Shut up door and save.

Watch a new sign. Now he's got what he likes.

Watch this Taylor is pointing to the bleachers. He's calling his shot.

Watch yourself, Rod, Mr. tough guy.

Way back to the wall jumps and makes a great catch.

Way back, way back. This ball is gone, yeah.

Way to go cerrano

We don't know where Hayes played last year,

We got a big problem, so Rondo wants some extra power for the night. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken.

We haven't won anything yet. Still got one game to go.

We were always good at this.

We're coddling these guys too much.

We're contenders now.

We're going to go back now to Ross Farmer,

We're in the 9th.

We're talking about we were both athletes, world class, hot for each other. What more could we have in common?

Welcome to the Happy hunting ground.

Welcome.

Well sure he's in the solarium. I'll get some coffee. Ohh. Thank you.

Well then, I guess there's only one thing left to do. What's that? When the whole fucking thing.

Well, after the game I'm going to pick out a pair that's more me.

Well, four, all 8.

Well, hi Jay. Come on in.

Well, I better get going.

Well, I I wanted to discuss a couple of books with Lynn, and I thought this was her place. Well.

Well, I wanted to discuss a couple of books with Lynn,

Well, I would, if I knew where she lived.

Well, I'm sorry about that,

Well, it soon will be.

Well, Jake. What are you gonna do when your career is over?

Well, so much for that.

Well, so much for that. Personally, I think we got hosed on that call.

Well, that ball money. Well, let's give him credit. At least it didn't spike himself.

Well, that depends on how good they are, I guess. Hi.

Well, there's some game. How about it? Yeah, number 00 centerfielder Willie Mays, a.

Well, what team do you play for today?

Well, yeah. We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a hell of a job. Brewster.

Well, you may run like maze, but you hit like shit.

Well, you're a celebrity now.

Well. I thought I'd go to Hawaii. Have a couple of kids that grow up to be Olympic champions.

Westland would. No, nobody here by that name. Didn't.

What about him?

What about him? Never mind, Ryan.

What about the three nights we spent on the beach in Veracruz?

What are you blowing me young jerk one, alright.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in Mexico somewhere?

What do you mean you don't know? This is a chance to manage in the big leagues?

What do you mean you get a red tag in your locker means the manager wants to see you because you just died and went down to the minors.

What happened to the new Whirlpool we were supposed to get?

What I want? Is for us to finish dead last.

What if we don't finish last?

What is? It's my. Does she know that?

What language is this? French.

What Moby Dick? Would you be in there for?

What of it? Swimming.

What should we call now? See what the kid feels about the old #1.

What the hell league you've been playing it, California penal. Never heard of it. How did you end up playing there? Stole a car?

What you gonna do when your career is over? I mean, you can't play baseball forever, can you?

What, you got a test or something? Hey, Jake, man, why don't you just go over there and see, I mean.

What? I think someone's been having some fun with you.

What? I wanted to talk to you about, Charlie. I want to put together a team that will help us relocate to Miami. What do you mean? Some of these guys are furniture movers.

What? Whoa, amigo, I you can't just.

What's all this?

What's all this?

What's that shit on your chest?

What's with this? Never leave from down here.

What's with this? We never leave from down here.

What's your picture? You're sure? Not much of a dresser we were.

When there's any pilots. So.

When's the wedding?

Where are you going? I've got a.

Where you go? I've gotta get home.

Which will bring up Hayward, who leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy.

Which will bring up Haywood,

Who is that?

Who saved Ishmael? Deanna. It was a quick, quick wax coffin.

Who the hell is that?

Who's going to be the manager? I was thinking of Lou Brown.

Who's Lou brown?

Who's Lou brown? He's managed the Toledo Mud Hens of the International League for the last 30 years.

Whoa, another freak show candidate. How do you cut your hair? Rook. Vegematic.

Whoa.

Whose place are we at this time? Mine.

Why don't you blow me, ump?

Why don't you come over here and then?

Why don't you just go over there and see? I mean, maybe she let you slide on a couple of these.

Why not? Nothing. Job problem.

Why? Doing alright, that'll bring up Serrano, the big man with two away, and he represents the tying run. Nobody.

WiId thing

WiId thing

Wild thing delivers.

Wild thing. Vaughn roughed up in his only other appearance against the Yankees in a little jam. Here, he.

Wild thing. You make my heart sing. You walk everything.

Will leave their teepees in search of Cleveland's

Will shape him up.

William swings and drives 1 deep.

Wind up swung on in this.

With 86 RBI's, here's the windup and the pitch to him and he.

With a happy hunting ground, the Indians have tighter to two on A2 run blast by Serrano.

With curveball. You're trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball.

With our team concept, what exactly is our team concept? That's.

With the city, the lease says we have the right to move if the attendance falls below 800,000 for the year paragraph 4917.

With the New York Yankees

With the New York Yankees for the Eastern Division Championship

Within the last 15. Obviously it's time for some changes, this guy.

Word with Roger. Well, sure, he's in the solarium. I'll get some.

Working on A7 hitter. Here's the pitch.

Wouldn't leave it rum sitting around out here with this group.

Wow.

Yankees in a little jam here, he fanned Burt new open the inning walk. Saslaw gave up a double to Billy left, which will bring up Haywood who?

Yeah

Yeah man, they look nice. I had a pair just like them.

Yeah, but what if we're one of the deceased?

Yeah, Eric, have a seat.

Yeah, for a 32V to come together. Papers start to come together, yeah.

Yeah, hello, Jake. This is Charlie Donovan, the new GM of the Cleveland Indians. Yeah.

Yeah, I guess what's? Best for the team.

Yeah, I heard you were engaged. Congratulations.

Yeah, OK. You're my man. Go get him, kid.

Yeah, really. Come on in for a drink. Well.

Yeah, see. I cannot hit purple straight ball. I hit it very much. Curveball. Bats are free.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, we haven't won anything yet, so got one game to go.

Yeah, well, I

Yeah, your skirt stuck.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Don't you think you ought to cover yourself with a towel first, Mr. Brown?

Yeah. I heard you were engaged. Congratulations.

Yeah. We'd love for you to come to spring training for a shot. This year's club is that.

Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. You wouldn't happen to have someone working there named Lynn Westland, would you? No.

Year after this, I go free agent plus my agent and I got a couple of plans for life after baseball, so I'm not.

Year after this, I go free agent.

Yep.

Yes Sir. They love this club here in Cleveland.

Yes, yes, yes.

You can go get him now, boss. Slipped out of my hand. Was an accident. You threw him in.

You can't read them, can you?

You do, Tom, I'd like to have a little talk.

You get a lot worse from other clubs. Say, hey, how you doing? Willie Mays here.

You get out of here rookie. Ohh what are you? Blow me young.

You got a chance to be here on national television if you don't blow it.

You guys go ahead. Oh well, OK. So. It's all about our heads.

You have a financial problems. I can put you into a great investment guy.

You haven't changed at all, have you? I'm afraid I have. I wouldn't be here.

You hit like shit with your speed. You should hit the ball on the ground and be legging them out.

You hurt me. You're gone. It's right on top of the Flint.

You just keep it to yourselves until you get out of the clubhouse.

You know there's a lot of talent on this club, Charlie.

You know these guys ain't so fucking bad.

You know you've done a great job this year.

You know, like an adult maybe. You think I can't lead a regular life.

You know, there's a lot of talent on this club, Charlie.

You know, they could be a lot worse.

You know, this doesn't change anything.

You know, we're way past the prime. Most of these guys never had a prime.

You know. My life is different from when you knew me, Jake. Meaning what?

You make my heart.

You never read anything I asked you to. Alright, I'll check it out now.

You never showed up, but the doorbell rang once and we all got real quiet and hid behind the furniture.

You ohh boy ohh you really got a hold of that one.

You ought to be grateful I can still afford to pay your salary.

You put snot on the ball?

You put snot on the ball.

You ready, Cleveland? We go to the Indian line, still tied at 2.

You really ought to be running along. Yeah, exactly, yeah.

You take it to him. All right, look.

You threw them intentionally? Ohh. Kiss my ass.

You used to be an athlete, didn't you? Yeah. What did you do?

You waIk everything

You want us to lose?

You want us to lose? We've been losing.

You want Vaughn?

You wanted to see me just go.

You were born. I know we had a number very well against this guy, but I got a hunch he's new.

You were really great once if you want to be an interior decorator. Now that's none of my business, but some of us still need this team.

You were really great once.

You! You're gone!

You'd rather be with someone who's in demand, you know, Jake, it's just like always. You don't take anything seriously. Everything's a joke to you.

You'll just always be the little boy who wouldn't grow up.

You're listening to me, Rick. Yeah, OK.

You're not there today. Don't worry, he'll blow it.

You're right.

You're still a stunner.

You're stuck. Use your imagination.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Your collection departments in the country. What is this? You're still sore? I never read Moby Dick.

Zip on his fastball. Slow curve. Here's a swing and a bouncing ball.

0 Serrano Serrano, Hitler's tonight, as a matter.

3 inches drop on your curveball. Of course, if the UMPS are watching me close, I just rub a little jalapeno inside my nose, get it running, and if I need to load the ball up a little, just wipe my ...

7 marks digging for 3rd, saslow in the second with a standing double and the Yankees have runners at 2nd and 3rd.

9 to nothing postgame show is brought to you by. Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it.

25 VIP boxes and for me, a mansion in Boca Raton, plus free membership in the Palm Beach Polo and Country Club.

40 sit-ups? What?

200 meter individual medley

200 meter individual medley.

200 pushups I'm not supposed to hit if I can't lift my arm.

757 and Milwaukee, no, that's not your plane. Yours is this one rolling in.

917 If we play bad enough, we should be able to come in under that.

Going uptown, huh? No.

Hello? Hello, Lynn? lt's Jake.

How are you? Oh, I'm fine, thanks.

Jesus. Let's go. Go.

Nice church. Yeah.

Shit. Jesus!

Take the bullpen car. Yeah.

Thanks for the beer. Don't mention it.

What? You heard me, you're gone!

¿Aún?

"Too high"? What does that mean, "too high"?

(crowd cheering)

#7 catcher Jake Taylor.

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