Animal House (1978) Soundboard Edit

A double rock 'n' rye and seven carlings

A pledge pin on your uniform

A vicious mother isn't he

A wimp and a blimp

Absolutely

Actually we're engaged to be engaged

Ah. I think they like the idea, Hoov.

Ahh. Thanks. I needed that.

All courses incomplete

All in favor

All is well!

All right you bastard let's go right here

Always try to hit through the ball

Amen

And another thing you better sit on that zoo fraternity of yours

And besides I lied to you too

And bump you twenty

And chip diller

And clayton sidney jugless mohamet lonnie

And could you get three dates for my friends

And i'd like you to meet my friends mandy pepperidge

And i'm sure you'll be happy to know that I have notified your local draft boards and told them that you are now all eligible for military service

And if the whole fraternity system is guilty then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general

And if you ever leave me I don't want nobody else hey! hey!

And if you wise guys try one more thing one more i'm going to kick you out of this college!

And if you wise guys try one more thing...

And it ain't over now because when the going gets tough the tough get going!

And most recently a roman toga party was held from which we have received two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion so profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here

And not your boyfriend. Not my boyfriend.

And one two three four!

And over there is terry auerback captain of the swim team

And stork here everybody thought the stork was brain damaged

And that means one more slip up one more mistake and this fraternity of yours has had it at faber

And that's carl phillips editor of the daily faberian

And these are our nametag hostesses

And these parades are very expensive

And what about that horse is there anything in the world you hate as much as that horse

Anything

Are you and greg doing the dirty deed or not

Are you deaf

Are you kidding I never shot anything before in my life

Are you sure babs

As recorded this day, 15 November, 1962.

Assume the position

Attention! eyes front!

Babs I want you to do something for me

Baby I don't want you to go at all

Because a boy just came in to pick up fawn that's why

Before we go any further there's something I have to tell you I lied to you i've never done this before

Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you.

Besides I have to go to the goddamn senior honors dinner tonight

Besides you might get lucky without it

Beverly

Blow job! blow job

Bluto! hey I think you know everybody here

Bluto's right

Boon wait!

Boon you had a face like a pepperoni pizza right

Boon, wait!

Brother bluto

Brother d day

Busy tonight

But don't you understand he wants it back! where'd you go he wants it back by sunday!

But I hate to seem you know pushy

But I love you greg that's why I had to tell you

But look you said I could speak

But that does not relieve you from your responsibility for this material

But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick perverted individuals

But you can't take the car! fred wrote the mileage down! he wants it back by sunday please don't take the car!

Buy me a dinner tonight

By serving alcohol to freshmen during pledge week and after established drinking hours

By the way my name is eric stratton they call me otter

Bye

Can I help you

Can I just massage your thighs while you eat

Can't tonight busy

Certainly we know that he was trying to describe the struggle between good and evil right

Christ

Christ!

Come back and fight!

Come here baby come here yeah baby yeah come here

Come on blutarsky!

Come on mandy honey you know i'd tell you

Come on now shout

Come on you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes you fucked up you trusted us

Come out of there! come out of there you bastards!

Come outta there!

Company halt!

Compose yourself we got to get out of here!

Congratulations kroger you're at the top of the delta pledge class

Could I buy some pot from you

Could I buy some pot from you?

Could you come down here now

Could you ring fawn liebowitz for me

Cut it out

Cut the cake

Cut the crap give me a drink

Cut the horse shit son

Cut the horse shit, son. I got their disciplinary files right here.

D day

D day takes care of the wreck!

Daddy! mom dad this is the boy who molested me last month we have to get married

Damn glad to meet you

Damn glad to meet you (2)

Damn glad to meet you (3)

Damn glad to meet you (4)

Daniel simpson day has no grade point average

Darn it greg if you're not even gonna try i'm just gonna stop

Dead mother

Delta's already on probation

Did she put you up to this

Did you get the grade reports on the deltas yet

Did your mother buy that for you yeah

Do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat

Do I have to leave

Do you hate that ying yang

Do you mind if we dance with your dates

Do you understand

Don't be a fruit okay

Don't forget to say you will don't forget to say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Don't get mad get even

Don't listen to that jack off

Don't screw around they're serious this time

Don't sweat it sweetie I won't tell

Don't worry about a thing man

Don't worry i'll put in a good word for you

Don't worry i've got those boys just where I want them

Don't write this down but I find milton probably as boring as you find milton mrs milton found him boring too

Don't write this down, but I find Milton...

Don't you guys think you've had enough

Don't you guys think you've had enough?

Don't you have any respect for yourself

Don't you have any respect for yourself?

Double secret probation

Double secret probation sir

Doubtful

Doug neidermeyer omega membership chairman

Down to her underwear I had a boner I know I did

Dress that line

Dress that line mister

Dress that line soldier

During midterm examination week

Eat me! [Coughing]

Eat me! eat me! eat me!

Entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas.

Eric was just leaving

Evening

Every halloween the trees are filled with underwear

Every one

Every spring the toilets explode

Excuse me

Excuse me excuse me please pardon me excuse me please excuse me excuse me

Excuse me my kid can't see is it all right if he stands in front of you

Excuse me one second

Excuse me pardon me pardon me excuse me pardon me excuse me excuse me pardon me

Excuse me please would you hold this

Excuse me sir is this the delta house

Excuse me! pardon me! pardon me!

Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me. Excuse me.

Faber! faber! faber!

Face it kent you threw up on dean wormer

Faggots! faggots!

Faggots! Faggots!

Faithfully submitted douglas c neidermeyer sergeant at arms

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son

Fawn isn't here she

Fawn liebowitz

Fawn liebowitz fawn liebowitz and she was from fort wayne indiana

Find me a way to revoke delta's charter

Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter.

First the delta house did knowingly violate the rules on governing pledge recruitment

Flounder

Flounder's bringing his girlfriend up for the weekend

Food fight!

Food king food king food king let's go food king food king food king!

For god's sake what kind of man hits a defenseless animal

For God's sake, please! They're looting the Food King!

For if you do then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system

For shame! lawrence i'm surprised at you!

Forget it he's rolling

Four and a half years

Four and a half years. Must be very good.

Four c's and an f a fine example you set

Frank are you all right

Fred's gonna kill me! this car is expensive!

From his brother

From now on your delta tau chi name is weasel

From now on your name is flounder

From now on your name is mothball

Fuck her fuck her brains out suck her tits squeeze her buns you know she wants it

Gator!

Gee i'm almost sorry I missed it

Gee otter thanks what do I have to do

Gee you're dumb

Gentlemen!

Germans

Get back in rank! attention!

Get it over with kent

Get me some more punch thanks got a lot of catching up to do

Get up you faggots! get up and charge! stand up and fight for christ's sake!

Get up!

Give me that

Go away

Go away! I'm sorry. I can only stay a minute.

God knows how they've molested women

Goddamn son of a bitch! i'll kill you you scumbag jerk off assholes!

Gonna hump her brains out aren't you

Good

Good come on let's go let's go

Good good good good

Good idea all right

Good idea. All right.

Good larry kroger is now pledged to delta tau chi

Good luck

Good night

Good night greg

Good night mandy

Good now we have an old saying in delta

Good you're having a nice time that's good good

Good. You're having a nice time. That's good. Good.

Grab a brew don't cost nothing

Great

Great pair of togas

Greg doesn't believe in premarital intercourse

Greg honey is it supposed to be this soft

Greg is anything happening yet my arm's kind of tired

Greg look at my thumb

Greg really can't you

Half the houses on campus didn't make grades last year

Have another beer larry

He disappeared the minute we got here

He doesn't translate well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.

He he's a little bit long winded he doesn't translate very well into our generation and his jokes are terrible

He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically

He said that's it!

He was damn glad to meet you

He's a sneaky little shit just like you right

He's gonna kill me! This car is expensive!

He's in there

He's letting him use it for a week or so

He's probably upstairs talking to otter

He's right

Heeeeyyyy!

Hell, no! Germans?

Hello

Hello (2)

Hello shelly

Here let me take your coat

Hey

Hey are you guys coming down

Hey boon come on over and check this out

Hey eric stratton rush chairman

Hey eric stratton rush chairman (2)

Hey hey paula I wanna marry you hey hey paula nobody else could ever do

Hey I could get in trouble

Hey look!

Hey make the best of it maybe we can help you

Hey neidermeyer!

Hey shut up you assholes!

Hey wait a minute that's not a star it's moving too fast probably a 707

Hey we're supposed to wear it until homecoming

Hey why don't we go out tonight

Hey why don't you help yourself to some delicious delta punch and i'll join you in a minute

Hey you know where mandy is she was supposed to come over to help make teeth

Hey, shut up, you assholes!

Hey! hey! stop blubbering

Hey! what's this lying around shit

Hey. Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

Hi

Hi (2)

Hi boys having a good time I hope

Hi eric stratton rush chairman

Hi eric stratton rush chairman (2)

Hi guys

Hi hi

Hi how are you

Hi i'm frank lymon from amherst fawn's fiance

Hi i'm shelly dubinsky fawn's roommate

Hi katy

Hi larry

Hi larry i'm robert hoover chapter president

Hi my name is kent dorfman

Hi oh right there

Hi robert

Hi that was eric stratton rush chairman

Hi there

Hi there (2)

Hi there doug neidermeyer

Hi there fellas

Hi there kent

Hi we already met

Hi you look great so do you

Hi you want a beer larry

Hi. We already met. and Chip Diller.

Hit it!

Ho! whoa! ho

Holy shit!

Holy shit! (2)

Holy shit! (3)

Holy shit! otis day and the knights! I don't believe this!

Home donald

Honestly boon you're 21 years old

Hooked it shit

Hoover hoover! hoover!

Hoover where's boon

Hoover! Hoover! Ow!

How are you

How are you? Hi. How are you?

How does it feel to be an asshole neidermeyer

How does it feel to be an independent schoenstein

How long you been working on it

How's that

I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee

I am calling your national office!

I am going to revoke your charter!

I anticipate a deeply religious experience

I asked you never to speak to me again now will you go away

I beg your pardon

I beg your pardon? Oh, my cucumber. It's bigger.

I can't believe I threw up in front of dean wormer

I can't wait no more for you

I could make you leave if you ask me

I didn't even point the gun at him

I didn't get that son what was that

I do

I do hope we're not interrupting anything mandy honey

I don't know but I got a pretty good goddamn idea which one!

I don't know how to tell you so i'm just gonna tell you fawn's dead

I don't know larry I don't think you're trying very hard

I don't know something's wrong

I don't know they're just animals I guess

I don't know what to say

I don't think it's fair!

I don't think it's right that you should extort money from the college

I don't think the deltas will be giving us any more trouble

I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it

I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity...

I don't want no drunken riots in my town

I gave

I gave my love a cherry that had no stone

I gave my love a chicken that had no bones

I gave my love a story that had no end

I got news for you pal they're gonna nail us no matter what we do so we might as well have a good time

I got their disciplinary files right here

I gotta work on my game

I guess so

I had to wait until my folks went out

I hate this

I hate those guys

I hate to see her make such a chump out of you

I have a husband named dean wormer at faber

I have sir

I hear dickinson girls are fast

I heard delta's the worst house on campus

I hope I score oh boy oh boy!

I just bet it was that eric stratton

I just checked with the guys at the ******* house and they said that every one of our answers on the psych test were wrong

I just don't think I should be alone tonight would would you go out with me

I just talked to her last week she was gonna make a pot for me

I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it

I know

I know it's a little below par

I know mr jennings is a wonderful teacher

I know she told me

I like the tie great tie don't you think

I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend

I missed you

I myself was so obnoxious the seniors used to beat me up once a week

I need you so much

I put it to you greg!

I said I want you to know! I said I want you to know right now

I said what a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules

I state your name

I think he knows about the exams

I think he's just dreamy

I think i'm in love with a retard

I think it's locked or something

I think they like the idea

I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part

I think we've heard enough mr chairman

I thought you hated neidermeyer's guts

I thought you're pre med

I used to touch fawn this way

I want these quarters standing tall by 0900 tomorrow you got that

I want you off this campus at nine o'clock monday morning!

I want you to know I said I want you to know right now

I was gonna try and call you

I was told i'd have a chance to

I won't go schizo will i

I wonder where otter is maybe I should go outside and look for him

I'd like to address these charges one at a time if I may

I'll bet that eric stratton's lucky he's not in jail

I'll get my coat

I'll say

I'll say what

I'll see another ten

I'll see you later

I'll swear you were doing a great job taking care of his car but you parked it out back last night and this morning it was gone

I'll tell you what

I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you what's fair and what's not!

I'll write you a note i'll say you're too well to attend

I'm a zit get it

I'm fixing your sweater there you go

I'm gonna string them up by the balls! that's what i'm gonna do!

I'm greg marmalard president of omega house

I'm here frank i'm here

I'm larry remember me I took you to the party

I'm old enough to be your mother almost

I'm only 13

I'm out of here

I'm proud of you lawrence

I'm really sorry frank I know what you must be going through

I'm really sorry, Frank.

I'm saying that mandy and eric stratton are having an affair

I'm sorry I can only stay a minute

I'm sorry mandy

I'm sorry you'll have to come back later i'm doing the dishes

I'm terribly terribly sorry frank

I've been downstairs for an hour entertaining some kid from pig's knuckle arkansas

I've done a lot of things you don't know about

I've given this a lot of thought

I've got a good mind to smash your fat face

I've never seen anything like this before

I've seen them

If I was in your shoes i'd be

If I was in your shoes, I'd be...

If there's anything I can do

If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl you'll despise yourself forever!

If you want the homecoming parade in my town you have to pay

In six months you're gonna graduate and tomorrow night you're gonna wrap yourself up in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head

Is he bigger than me

Is it okay if I meet you there

Is it okay it's terrific!

Is she coming down her roommate is

Is this any way to treat an intimate friend

Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life

Is this right

Isn't this an indictment of our entire american society

It feels so good to be back here at the dexter lake club

It feels so good to be back here at the Dexter Lake Club.

It gives me great pleasure to present this ceremonial gold plated whistle to this year's honorary grand marshal dean vernon wormer

It looks like you gained some weight since you came in

It means you have to drive us to the food king!

It was greggie and dougie and some of the other hitler youth

It was written a long time ago and i'm sure a lot of you have difficulty understanding exactly what milton was trying to say

It's a delta pin sir

It's a fraternity party i'm in the fraternity how can I miss it

It's a piece of shit

It's a pledge pin sir

It's a very long poem. It was written a long time ago,

It's cute but I think i'll pass this time

It's got to work better than the truth

It's just a prank i'm pledging a fraternity

It's just that thing with the deltas has me a little distracted

It's more than a little below par it stinks!

It's mr thoughtful with a dozen roses for you

It's not gonna be an orgy it's a toga party

It's the lowest on campus it's the lowest in faber history!

It's too depressing to think about

It's very important! he'll get very mad at me! you can't no!

Jesus christ what happened you look grotesque

Jesus what's going on

Jump up and shout now

Jumping jacks!

Just a minute

Just a minute (2)

Just a minute just a minute just settle down

Just blanks right right

Just mention modern art civil rights or folk music and you're in like flynn

Just tell me mister what fraternity would pledge a man like you

Just try not to drool quite so much on the end of it

Katy

Katy have you seen boon

Katy I don't think you should stay around here

Katy katy katy katy where you going

Katy listen to me I think you'd be glad later if you weren't here now

Katy!

Ken lonnie i'd like you to meet mohamet jugdish sidney and clayton

Kent

Kent come on over here

Kent is a legacy otter his brother was a '59 fred dorfman

Kent's really a lucky guy

Kroger your delta tau chi name is pinto

Ladies and gentlemen i'll be brief

Larry

Larry kroger

Larry kroger this

Larry Kroger. This...

Laugh now because you clowns have been on double secret probation since the beginning of this semester

Leaving what a good idea

Let me buy you some lunch oh you've got your lunch well how about some milk then

Let me give you another hint does this ring a bell

Let the unacceptable candidates worry about that because after tonight they're

Let's do it! go! go! go! go! go!

Let's finish this damn thing

Let's go

Let's go let's go!

Let's go! on your feet!

Let's just think back to when you guys were freshmen

Let's stop this now charge!

Let's take the cheese

Like you to meet ken and lonnie

Listen

Listen i'm not joking this is my job

Listen you two talk while I get some punch for us okay

Look as the mayor of faber i've got big responsibilities

Look at those gazongas you'll never get a better chance

Look is it okay if we go for a walk or something

Look no sweat

Look you guys don't embarrass me in front of dave okay he's the only professor I like

Look!

Looks like I missed something

Mandy

Mandy i

Mandy mandy pepperidge

Mandy pepperidge and babs jansen

Marlene don't tell me you're gonna pork marlene desmond

Marmalard dead!

Marmalard? Dead!

May I have 10000 marbles please

Maybe

Maybe a little faster yeah

Maybe he had a heart attack

Maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend

Meantime your ass belongs to me

Might as well join the fucking peace corps

Mine's bigger than that

Mister hold my mount

Mister mr blutarsky

Move to your left a little good

Mr dorfman

Mr hoover president of delta house

Mr kroger

Mr marshal the streets of faber are yours

Mr president do we have to listen to any more of this

Mr. Kroger, two C's, two D's and an F.

Mrs wormer i'm so glad you could come

Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.

Must be in the kitchen

Must be very good

Must've been some party

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily

My brother

My brother fred was a delta that makes me a legacy

My dad would kill me if he knew I was going to a frat house

My dad would kill me if he knew I was going to a frat house.

My fault for christ's sake how the hell could it be my fault

My mother's gonna kill me

My name's marion they call me mrs wormer

Neidermeyer

Neidermeyer dead

Neither have I.

Never mind it doesn't matter

Next slide please d day

Nice fish huh

Nice horsey

Nice tie is that a clip on by any chance

Nice to meet you

No

No (2)

No after I graduate i'm gonna get drunk every night

No boon you just got here

No but you're getting warmer

No don't worry just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth

No doubt they're well known homosexuals

No I wasn't

No just gonna be you and me and otter and another girl

No just some harmless fun

No kidding they almost pumped my stomach

No let me give you a hint she's got a couple of major league yabos

No more delta!

No more fun of any kind!

No no I mean i've never done what I think we're gonna do in a minute I sort of did once but I was drunk

No no no don't think of it as work the whole point is just to enjoy yourself

No no no no in this case I think we have to go all out

No not tonight okay

No prisoners!

No prisoners!

No really anything

No teaching's a way of paying the rent until I finish my novel

No vegetables are sensual people are sensuous

No. Just some harmless fun. Buy me a dinner tonight?

Norma

Not another word!

Not me! i'm not gonna take this!

Nothing for me today thanks

Now drop and give me 20!

Now drop and give me 20! (2)

Now finish it flounder

Now finish it, Flounder. Are you kidding?

Now get on with it

Now have you boys seen your grade point average yet

Now I want you to fix pinto up but it's gotta be a very special girl

Now I want you to tell mr stratton and mr schoenstein exactly what i'm about to tell you now

Now i'm not going to say that omega's the best house on campus but a lot of outstanding guys figure they'll pledge omega or they won't pledge at all

Now i'm waiting for reports from some of you

Now just grab a seat and make yourselves at home and don't be shy about helping yourselves to punch and cookies

Now listen up you nauseating pile of blubber

Now look stick by me and keep your sweater closed

Now she should be decent looking but we're willing to trade looks for a certain kind of morally casual attitude

Now wait a minute!

Now was milton trying to tell us that being bad was more fun than being good

Now we could fight them with conventional weapons but that could take years and cost millions of lives

Now what can we say of john milton's paradise lost

Now what can we say...

Now what we're gonna do is

Now, have you boys seen your grade point average yet?

Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons...

Of course i'm talking about delta you twerp!

Officers officers please! for god's sake please!

Oh boy is this great

Oh boy is this great!

Oh fabulous my car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet

Oh god look what just creeped in

Oh god oh god oh god!

Oh larry good I see you've met d day

Oh look it's a star look let's make a wish come on starlight star bright

Oh my cucumber it's bigger

Oh my god

Oh my god (2)

Oh my god!

Oh my god! it's dented it's dented! it's dented

Oh my god! please be careful! be careful! that's gonna cost hundreds of dollars to fix!

Oh ninety percent rayon very nice

Oh otter please don't do this

Oh super!

Oh that minx what a lively sense of humor

Oh then as of this moment they're on double secret probation

Oh trooper baby baby trooper

Oh well usually unless the pledge in question turns out to be a real closet case like fred

Oh yeah it's neat

Oh yeah what about

Oh you mean you want somebody he can screw on the first date

Oh. [Chuckling]

Okay

Okay (2)

Okay (3)

Okay kid off that mailbox that's government property come on let's go move move it

Okay okay! now i'm really mad! now you've had it!

Okay this guy is a real zero that's true

Okay, this guy is a real zero. That's true.

One more slipup, one more mistake...

One of those goddamn fraternities I guess

One point six

One two three four five

Order!

Otis! my man!

Otter don't flatter yourself it wasn't that great

Otter please

Otter you are the rush chairman I think you should be present at the rush party

Out with it

Ow!

Please i'm gonna get in trouble!

Please take your seats

Please. I'm gonna get in trouble. Have fun, but drive carefully.

Point of parliamentary procedure

Pork

Primitive cultures

Psychotic but absolutely right

Psychotic, but absolutely right.

Put a sock in it boy or else you'll be out of here like shit through a goose

Put neidermeyer on it

Ramming speed!

Read

Redo those buttons dress that belt buckle straighten that cap and goddamn it tuck up those pajamas!

Relax greg honey

Remain

Remain calm all is well

Right bluto

Right sensual that's what I meant

Road trip

Robert hoover will speak on behalf of delta house

Satan.

Say come on now say come on now say

Say that you love me say that you need me say that you want me say you wanna please me

Say those guys are coming pretty fast

Say you will come on come on

Say you will say it right now baby

Say you will say it will a you

Second for the fifth consecutive semester delta has achieved a deficient aggregate grade point average

See if you can guess what I am now

Sequence hut!

Sequence! hut!

Sergeant at arms

Sergeant at arms do your duty

Seven years of college down the drain

She broke our date

She did

She said she was just gonna wash her hair

She thinks you're an immature jerk huh

She wasn't home

She'll take this seriously try it

She's dead

She's dead? [Laughing]

She's just kidding

Shit

Shout a little bit louder now

Shout a little bit softer now

Sis this is the guy I was telling you about

Slice

So hit it

So how come you show up now I didn't expect to see you

So if you mention extortion again i'll have your legs broken

So if you're not busy you wanna go to a fraternity party

So that means that our whole solar system could be like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being

So this guy is a total loser

So this guy is a total loser?

So we might as well have a good time.

So what are you majoring in

Some of the omegas did a little dance on my face

Some stupid zombies get to ride a pile of kleenex down the street

Some stupid zombies get to ride a pile of Kleenex down the street.

Something that never looks bad on your permanent record chip

Sophomore dies in kiln explosion

Sorry

Speaking of boyfriends mandy how was your date with greg

Stop stop stop

Stratton and schoenstein

Stratton and Schoenstein?

Sure

Sure (2)

Sure (3)

Sure any time you want i'll pick you up at

Sure come on in

Sure don't greg

Sure.

Take it easy i'm in pre law man

Take off that beanie

Teddy!

Testing

Thank you

Thank you god!

Thank you mr mayor

Thank you nice to

Thank you sir! may I have another

Thank you thank you very much

Thank you very much

Thank you very much.

Thanks I needed that

That being bad was more fun than being good?

That means that one tiny atom in my fingernail could be one little tiny universe

That would be hard to say sir

That's easy for you to say!

That's enough! the court will now render a decision

That's funny very funny

That's it

That's not true!

That's okay larry neither have i

That's right so be cool

That's typical just when we're doing something important

The delta house has a long tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large

The following charges are brought

The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests we did

The most intriguing character as we all know from our reading was satan

The n****es took our dates!

The seniors used to beat me up once a week.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

Then you'll have lots to talk about huh yeah

There are a lot of great guys here tonight so don't feel you have to meet everybody

There happen to be 50 people downstairs waiting to try and get into this fraternity

There is a little known codicil in the faber college constitution which gives the dean unlimited power to preserve order in time of campus emergency

There were blanks in that gun

There were blanks in that gun!

There you go now just leave everything to me

There's a distinct possibility

These are the charges as recorded this day 15 november 1962

They are

They confiscated everything even the stuff we didn't steal

They gotta take me it's like their law

They kicked us out of school that makes sense

They reminded me of criminals they were horrible

They said every one of our answers on the psych test were wrong.

They took the bar! the whole fucking bar!

They won't even let us enter a float in the homecoming parade

They're each outstanding in their own way

They're looting the food king!

Third the delta fraternity routinely provided dangerous narcotic diet pills to its members during

This could be the greatest night of our lives but you're gonna let it be the worst

This is absolutely gross that boy is a p I g pig

This is brunella at the desk

This is hoover's room

This is Hoover's room. Oh, yeah? It's neat.

This is kent dorfman he's a legacy from harrisburg

This is my roommate kent dorfman

This is ridiculous

This is sissy my steady girl sissy

This is too much

This may seem an inopportune moment to ask but do you think you could see your way clear to giving us just one more chance

This meeting of the disciplinary council will now come to order

This thing talk

This year it's gonna be different

This year we're going to grab the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus

This year, we're going to grab the bull by the balls...

Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking exam

Those babies really can move across the sky

Those babies really can move across the sky.

Toga! toga!

Toga! toga! toga! toga!

Tommy

Too bad

Trying to steal your boyfriend her boyfriend and not your boyfriend not my boyfriend

Turn the car around i'll be right back

Two c's two d's and an f that's a 1 2 grade average

Two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion...

Uh, with liberty and fraternity for all.

Unbelievable! a new low i'm so ashamed

Vegetables can be really sensuous don't you think

Wait a minute

Wait a minute! hold it

Wait till otis sees us! he loves us!

Want me to go alone

War's over man wormer dropped the big one

Was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor hell no!

Washing her hair

We all got expelled last night

We are gonna die we're the only white people here

We can have fun but drive carefully

We can't afford to have a toga party

We do have more than our share of campus leaders

We got to take these bastards

We have a dean wormer at faber

We just got here

We just want you to enjoy yourselves while you're here

We looked everywhere sir but

We need the dues

We now consecrate the bond of obedience

We report it to the police

We should discuss this some other time sir I know that you're very busy

We won't tell anybody that it happened

We'd like to do for you now a tune entitled shamalamma ding dong

We'll have the best homecoming parade faber's ever had

We'll waive minutes and proceed directly with charges against delta tau chi

We're afraid to go with you bluto we might get in trouble

We're all officially kicked out of school

We're in trouble

We're just the guys to do it

We're on double secret probation whatever that is

We're on double secret probation, whatever that is.

We're out!

We're out. Whoo!

We're supposed to wear it until homecoming.

We've gotta do something he's serious this time

Welcome to omega house

Well chip I think you'll find that omega house has more activities than most of the other fraternities on campus and they're far superior I think

Well do you know the rainbow motel on old mill road

Well done

Well girls welcome to the delta toga party come in

Well have you

Well I could get some beer

Well I don't know I think frank was kind of cute

Well I haven't seen you since we

Well I never got a chance to say good night to you after the party

Well I really felt sorry for him he started crying and

Well i'm here to pick up my date

Well i'm sure I can arrange a nice little honorarium from the student fund

Well i'm sure I don't know you'll just have to ask her as soon as you can get there

Well if you must know

Well it's a very long poem

Well just kiss my ass from now on!

Well let me tell you the story of another loser

Well looks like we're gonna be a couple of flowers short so some of you boys are gonna have to

Well maybe some other time

Well no but you'd be surprised at some of the girls he's had very surprised

Well put

Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.

Well sir we're hoping that our midterm grades will really help our average

Well sure everybody I talk to says omega's the best

Well that was pleasant nice of him to stop by don't you think

Well they're not posted yet sir

Well we're having a little party at the delta tau chi house tonight and you are cordially invited

Well well

Well well well looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation

Well you can do what you want to us but we are not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the united states of america!

Well, can I just massage your thighs while you eat?

What

What a coincidence

What a great dress

What a tool

What am I gonna tell fred

What are we gonna do

What are you doing

What are you majoring in

What are you saying

What are you saying?

What baffles me is why fawn would have gone out with boys like that

What did he say

What do you intend to do sir

What do you mean

What do you mean or something

What is the worst fraternity on this campus

What is with you two

What over did you say over nothing is over until we decide it is!

What should I say I mean how should I handle it

What the fuck happened to the delta I used to know

What the fuck's going on down there I don't know

What the hell are we supposed to do you moron

What the hell do you think he's up to

What why

What you'll say what

What'd I say

What'd katy say

What'd you do human sacrifice

What're you talking about

What's going on

What's my delta tau chi name

What's that on your chest mister

What's that sir

What's the difference

What's the matter

What's the matter with everyone around here

What's the matter with everyone around here?

What's the matter?

What's this chick's name again

When did you ever smoke pot

When I get through with this thing you won't even recognize it

When I get through with this thing, you won't even recognize it.

When my father was in korea see he wasn't a flyer he was in the infantry and he was an officer of course

Where are the other two

Where are they katy

Where could she be at six in the morning

Where do you go to school

Where'd he get the wheels

Where's boon

Where's katy downstairs pissed off about something

Where's the guts, huh?

Where's the spirit where's the guts huh

Who

Who cares

Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner

Who dumped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet

Who is it

Who was it

Who's with me let's go! come on!

Whoa big fella whoa whoa

Why are you so interested in my social life

Why didn't you tell me

Why don't we go sit down somewhere

Why don't we just go inside and meet some of the guys huh

Why don't we sit down frank

Why no not at all go right ahead

Why not

Why pinto

Why what'd you do

Why would mandy want to see me

Will I be home by 12 00

Will really help our average.

Will that work

Will you tell those assholes to shut up

Will you tell those assholes to shut up?

With liberty and fraternity for all

Women can't live with them can't live without them

Wormer he's a dead man!

Wormer just got our grades

Would anybody like to smoke some pot

Would you excuse me a minute

Would you rather be alone

Wow you're even prettier than kent said you were

Yeah

Yeah (2)

Yeah (3)

Yeah cutie pie come on yeah

Yeah he can't do that to our pledges only we can do that to our pledges

Yeah I don't take anything seriously

Yeah there they are

Yeah this is really fun

Yeah we already met

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah baby good baby yes it's all right

Yeah yeah! yeah yeah!

Yeah you did

Yeah, baby. That's a good baby, yeah.

Yeah. How's that?

Yes but

Yes I hate him I hate his guts

Yes I have it right here

Yes sir

Yes sir (2)

Yes sir (3)

Yes well marvelous day yes

You and all your sick delta buddies

You are

You been good to me baby better than I been to myself hey! hey!

You been so good to me

You bought it this time buster!

You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now carmine

You can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes.

You ever smoked before

You fat disgusting slob you're a goddamn disgrace!

You gentlemen seen your midterm grades yet

You girls come here often

You going out tonight

You got your milk too

You guess so

You guys playing cards

You guys up for a toga party

You hate his guts right

You homo

You homo!

You know damn well who it is!

You know I know everybody knows that otter certainly had it coming

You know that for sure

You know that for sure? Well, no, but,

You know you make me wanna shout

You know you make me wanna shout (2)

You know you make me wanna shout kick my heels up and shout throw my hands up and shout throw my head back and shout

You live next door

You said i'll say when I said that eric stratton should be put in jail i'm trying to figure out

You see pinto's never been laid

You still want to show me your cucumber

You stupid son of a

You sure we have dates

You wanna dance huh do you wanna dance yeah!

You want another beer?

You will speak when you're told to speak and not before!

You'd better listen to him he's in pre med

You'd better listen to him, Flounder. He's in premed.

You'll get your chance smart guy

You'll report to the stable tonight and every night at 1900 hours and without that pledge pin!

You're all worthless and weak!

You're at the top of the Delta pledge class.

You're not walking out on this one mister you're finished

You're out finished at faber expelled

You're right we gotta do something absolutely you know what we gotta do toga party

You're so nice I really shouldn't impose on you

You're talking about delta sir

You're talking about Delta, sir.

You're using my police my sanitation people my three oldsmobiles

You've never made out with a girl before

You've waited so long for school to be through paula

Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car

Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car.

Your days are numbered here at faber

Your left arm is straight but you're not keeping your head down

Zero point zero

0 2

? A little bit louder now ? ? Shout ?

? Baby ? ? Ding dong ?

? Come on now ? ? Shout ?

? Come on now ? ? Shout ?

? Come on now ? ? Shout ?

? Hey ey ey ey ey ey ? ? Hey ey ey ey ey ey ?

? Hey ey, hey ey ? ? Hey ey, hey ey ?

? Hey, hey, yeah ? ? Shout ?

? Hey, that is why ? ? That is why ?

? Say ? ? I want you to know ?

Hey, are you guys coming down? This thing talk?

Whoa. [Horse Nickering]

? A little bit louder now ? ? Shout ?

? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?

? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?

? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?

? And I know that if you love me too ?

? And the deepest sea ?

? And the deepest sea ? Are you all right?

? Animal House ?

? Animal House ?

? Animal House ?

? Animal House ?

? Animal House ? ? No, no, no, no, no, no ?

? Back into my smile, child ?

? But he fell and he broke his crown ?

? Chip, Doug and Gregg they're second to none ?

? Come on now ? ? Shout ?

? Come on, baby, dance with me ?

? D Day, Hoover Otis Day and the Knights ?

? Do the Bluto ?

? Don't know much biology ?

? He didn't know about the Delta spunk ?

? Hey, yeah, yeah ?

? How he got here, I don't know ?

? I said Louie, Louie ?

? I said we gotta go now ?

? La ta ta ta ta ta ta ?

? Let's dance ? [Mouthing Words]

? Ooh, mao, mao ho ho ho ho ?

? Otter, he's the ladies'man ?

? Puttin'trouble on the run ?

? Say ? ? Say that you want me ?

? Say you will ? ? Come on, come on ?

? Say you will ? ? Say it right now, baby ?

? Shama lama ? ? Hey, hey, baby ?

? That had no end ?

? That is why ? ? That is why ?

? That is why ? ? That is why ?

? That's what I want That's what I want ?

? The ooh, mao, mao ho ho ho ho ?

? They can party till the break of dawn ?

? This would be ? Well, I haven't seen you since we...

? Twistin'the night away ?

? You are my sugar doo dee doo ?

? You are my sugar doo dee doo ? ? Hey, yeah ?

?Jump up and shout now Shout, shout, shout, shout, shout ?

(all jeering and throwing beer cans)

(all screaming and jeering)

(all screaming)

(all screaming) (2)

(all whooping)

(applause)

(applause) (2)

(apple crunch sound)

(bell ringing)

(bellowing)

(car crash)

(car crash) (2)

(chainsaw sound)

(continues singing)

(cow mooing)

(croaking william tell overture)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering) (2)

(debris falling)

(door closing)

(flame torch sound)

(gavel pounding)

(gavel pounding) (2)

(girl screams)

(girls exclaiming disgustedly)

(girls exclaiming disgustedly) (2)

(glass shattering)

(glass shattering) (2)

(groaning)

(gun shot)

(horse neighing)

(horse snorting)

(humming tango)

(knocking on door)

(laughing)

(microphone feedback)

(screaming)

(screaming) (2)

(short burping)

(smashes guitar to the wall sound)

(snorting like a horse)

(throwing up and retching sound)

(whistling)

(window breaking)

(woman laughing)

(yelling)

[Boon] Otter, holy shit! Otis Day and the Knights! I don't believe this!

[Cadets Together] Faber!

[Cadets Yelling]

[Cheering]

[Gasps]

[Girls Chattering]

[Glass Shattering, Golf Ball Bouncing]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Grunts]

[Horse Whinnying]

[Knocking]

[Laughing]

[Laughing] D Day!

[Laughter] from which we have received...

[Screaming Continues]

[Screaming]

[Screams]

[Tires Screeching]

[Whack] Thank you, sir. May I have another?

[Yelling Continues]

[Yelling, Cheering] ?? [Louie, Louie']