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Character from Animal House (1978) making a funny expression, showcasing the film's iconic comedy moments.

Animal House (1978) Soundboard

Animal House is a classic American comedy film released in 1978. Directed by John Landis, the movie brings to life the hilarious and wild adventures of a rowdy fraternity house at Faber College in 1962.

The film features a talented cast that includes John Belushi as John "Bluto" Blutarsky, a lovable yet mischievous member of the Delta Tau Chi fraternity. Belushi's performance in Animal House has become iconic, showcasing his comedic genius and physical comedy skills. His unforgettable portrayal of Bluto has solidified his place in film history.

Joining Belushi is Tim Matheson as Eric "Otter" Stratton, the smooth-talking ladies' man of the group. Matheson delivers a charming and charismatic performance that perfectly balances Belushi's outrageous antics. The chemistry between Belushi and Matheson creates some of the film's most memorable moments.

Other notable cast members include Tom Hulce as Lawrence "Pinto" Kroger, an innocent freshman who finds himself caught up in the chaos of the fraternity. Karen Allen portrays Katy, a young woman who captivates the hearts of both Pinto and Otter. Together, the cast brings a sense of mischievous fun and over-the-top humor to the screen, making Animal House a film that appeals to audiences of all ages.

The film takes place in the early 1960s, capturing the spirit of rebellion and carefree attitude that defined the era. Animal House showcases the clash between the uptight Dean Wormer, played by John Vernon, and the free-spirited Delta fraternity. The comedic conflict that arises as the Delta house rebels against authority leads to absurd and outrageous situations that will leave you in stitches.

Animal House is more than just a comedy; it has become a cultural touchstone. The movie's script, written by Harold Ramis, Douglas Kenney, and Chris Miller, is filled with quotable lines and memorable moments, such as the iconic "Toga! Toga!" chant and Bluto's inspiring speech at the climax of the film. The film's success is also attributed to its raucous soundtrack, featuring popular songs from the 1960s that perfectly capture the essence of the era.

To this day, Animal House continues to bring laughter and joy to audiences around the world. Its influence can still be felt in comedies today, showcasing the lasting impact this film has had on the genre. Whether you are a seasoned movie buff or a casual viewer, Animal House is a must-watch film that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

If you want to experience the hilarious adventures of the Delta fraternity, you can play and download the sounds from Animal House here. Get ready for a wild ride as you join Bluto, Otter, and the gang in their quest for unforgettable college memories. So grab your toga and get ready to laugh with Animal House, a true comedy classic.

A double rock 'n' rye and seven carlings
A pledge pin on your uniform
A vicious mother isn't he
A wimp and a blimp
Absolutely
Actually we're engaged to be engaged
Ah. I think they like the idea, Hoov.
Ahh. Thanks. I needed that.
All courses incomplete
All in favor
All is well!
All right you bastard let's go right here
Always try to hit through the ball
Amen
And another thing you better sit on that zoo fraternity of yours
And besides I lied to you too
And bump you twenty
And chip diller
And clayton sidney jugless mohamet lonnie
And could you get three dates for my friends
And i'd like you to meet my friends mandy pepperidge
And i'm sure you'll be happy to know that I have notified your local draft boards and told them that you are now all eligible for military service
And if the whole fraternity system is guilty then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general
And if you ever leave me I don't want nobody else hey! hey!
And if you wise guys try one more thing one more i'm going to kick you out of this college!
And if you wise guys try one more thing...
And it ain't over now because when the going gets tough the tough get going!
And most recently a roman toga party was held from which we have received two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion so profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here
And not your boyfriend. Not my boyfriend.
And one two three four!
And over there is terry auerback captain of the swim team
And stork here everybody thought the stork was brain damaged
And that means one more slip up one more mistake and this fraternity of yours has had it at faber
And that's carl phillips editor of the daily faberian
And these are our nametag hostesses
And these parades are very expensive
And what about that horse is there anything in the world you hate as much as that horse
Anything
Are you and greg doing the dirty deed or not
Are you deaf
Are you kidding I never shot anything before in my life
Are you sure babs
As recorded this day, 15 November, 1962.
Assume the position
Attention! eyes front!
Babs I want you to do something for me
Baby I don't want you to go at all
Because a boy just came in to pick up fawn that's why
Before we go any further there's something I have to tell you I lied to you i've never done this before
Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you.
Besides I have to go to the goddamn senior honors dinner tonight
Besides you might get lucky without it
Beverly
Blow job! blow job
Bluto! hey I think you know everybody here
Bluto's right
Boon wait!
Boon you had a face like a pepperoni pizza right
Boon, wait!
Brother bluto
Brother d day
Busy tonight
But don't you understand he wants it back! where'd you go he wants it back by sunday!
But I hate to seem you know pushy
But I love you greg that's why I had to tell you
But look you said I could speak
But that does not relieve you from your responsibility for this material
But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick perverted individuals
But you can't take the car! fred wrote the mileage down! he wants it back by sunday please don't take the car!
Buy me a dinner tonight
By serving alcohol to freshmen during pledge week and after established drinking hours
By the way my name is eric stratton they call me otter
Bye
Can I help you
Can I just massage your thighs while you eat
Can't tonight busy
Certainly we know that he was trying to describe the struggle between good and evil right
Christ
Christ!
Come back and fight!
Come here baby come here yeah baby yeah come here
Come on blutarsky!
Come on mandy honey you know i'd tell you
Come on now shout
Come on you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes you fucked up you trusted us
Come out of there! come out of there you bastards!
Come outta there!
Company halt!
Compose yourself we got to get out of here!
Congratulations kroger you're at the top of the delta pledge class
Could I buy some pot from you
Could I buy some pot from you?
Could you come down here now
Could you ring fawn liebowitz for me
Cut it out
Cut the cake
Cut the crap give me a drink
Cut the horse shit son
Cut the horse shit, son. I got their disciplinary files right here.
D day
D day takes care of the wreck!
Daddy! mom dad this is the boy who molested me last month we have to get married
Damn glad to meet you
Damn glad to meet you (2)
Damn glad to meet you (3)
Damn glad to meet you (4)
Daniel simpson day has no grade point average
Darn it greg if you're not even gonna try i'm just gonna stop
Dead mother
Delta's already on probation
Did she put you up to this
Did you get the grade reports on the deltas yet
Did your mother buy that for you yeah
Do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat
Do I have to leave
Do you hate that ying yang
Do you mind if we dance with your dates
Do you understand
Don't be a fruit okay
Don't forget to say you will don't forget to say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Don't get mad get even
Don't listen to that jack off
Don't screw around they're serious this time
Don't sweat it sweetie I won't tell
Don't worry about a thing man
Don't worry i'll put in a good word for you
Don't worry i've got those boys just where I want them
Don't write this down but I find milton probably as boring as you find milton mrs milton found him boring too
Don't write this down, but I find Milton...
Don't you guys think you've had enough
Don't you guys think you've had enough?
Don't you have any respect for yourself
Don't you have any respect for yourself?
Double secret probation
Double secret probation sir
Doubtful
Doug neidermeyer omega membership chairman
Down to her underwear I had a boner I know I did
Dress that line
Dress that line mister
Dress that line soldier
During midterm examination week
Eat me! [Coughing]
Eat me! eat me! eat me!
Entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas.
Eric was just leaving
Evening
Every halloween the trees are filled with underwear
Every one
Every spring the toilets explode
Excuse me
Excuse me excuse me please pardon me excuse me please excuse me excuse me
Excuse me my kid can't see is it all right if he stands in front of you
Excuse me one second
Excuse me pardon me pardon me excuse me pardon me excuse me excuse me pardon me
Excuse me please would you hold this
Excuse me sir is this the delta house
Excuse me! pardon me! pardon me!
Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me. Excuse me.
Faber! faber! faber!
Face it kent you threw up on dean wormer
Faggots! faggots!
Faggots! Faggots!
Faithfully submitted douglas c neidermeyer sergeant at arms
Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son
Fawn isn't here she
Fawn liebowitz
Fawn liebowitz fawn liebowitz and she was from fort wayne indiana
Find me a way to revoke delta's charter
Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter.
First the delta house did knowingly violate the rules on governing pledge recruitment
Flounder
Flounder's bringing his girlfriend up for the weekend
Food fight!
Food king food king food king let's go food king food king food king!
For god's sake what kind of man hits a defenseless animal
For God's sake, please! They're looting the Food King!
For if you do then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system
For shame! lawrence i'm surprised at you!
Forget it he's rolling
Four and a half years
Four and a half years. Must be very good.
Four c's and an f a fine example you set
Frank are you all right
Fred's gonna kill me! this car is expensive!
From his brother
From now on your delta tau chi name is weasel
From now on your name is flounder
From now on your name is mothball
Fuck her fuck her brains out suck her tits squeeze her buns you know she wants it
Gator!
Gee i'm almost sorry I missed it
Gee otter thanks what do I have to do
Gee you're dumb
Gentlemen!
Germans
Get back in rank! attention!
Get it over with kent
Get me some more punch thanks got a lot of catching up to do
Get up you faggots! get up and charge! stand up and fight for christ's sake!
Get up!
Give me that
Go away
Go away! I'm sorry. I can only stay a minute.
God knows how they've molested women
Goddamn son of a bitch! i'll kill you you scumbag jerk off assholes!
Gonna hump her brains out aren't you
Good
Good come on let's go let's go
Good good good good
Good idea all right
Good idea. All right.
Good larry kroger is now pledged to delta tau chi
Good luck
Good night
Good night greg
Good night mandy
Good now we have an old saying in delta
Good you're having a nice time that's good good
Good. You're having a nice time. That's good. Good.
Grab a brew don't cost nothing
Great
Great pair of togas
Greg doesn't believe in premarital intercourse
Greg honey is it supposed to be this soft
Greg is anything happening yet my arm's kind of tired
Greg look at my thumb
Greg really can't you
Half the houses on campus didn't make grades last year
Have another beer larry
He disappeared the minute we got here
He doesn't translate well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.
He he's a little bit long winded he doesn't translate very well into our generation and his jokes are terrible
He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically
He said that's it!
He was damn glad to meet you
He's a sneaky little shit just like you right
He's gonna kill me! This car is expensive!
He's in there
He's letting him use it for a week or so
He's probably upstairs talking to otter
He's right
Heeeeyyyy!
Hell, no! Germans?
Hello
Hello (2)
Hello shelly
Here let me take your coat
Hey
Hey are you guys coming down
Hey boon come on over and check this out
Hey eric stratton rush chairman
Hey eric stratton rush chairman (2)
Hey hey paula I wanna marry you hey hey paula nobody else could ever do
Hey I could get in trouble
Hey look!
Hey make the best of it maybe we can help you
Hey neidermeyer!
Hey shut up you assholes!
Hey wait a minute that's not a star it's moving too fast probably a 707
Hey we're supposed to wear it until homecoming
Hey why don't we go out tonight
Hey why don't you help yourself to some delicious delta punch and i'll join you in a minute
Hey you know where mandy is she was supposed to come over to help make teeth
Hey, shut up, you assholes!
Hey! hey! stop blubbering
Hey! what's this lying around shit
Hey. Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.
Hi
Hi (2)
Hi boys having a good time I hope
Hi eric stratton rush chairman
Hi eric stratton rush chairman (2)
Hi guys
Hi hi
Hi how are you
Hi i'm frank lymon from amherst fawn's fiance
Hi i'm shelly dubinsky fawn's roommate
Hi katy
Hi larry
Hi larry i'm robert hoover chapter president
Hi my name is kent dorfman
Hi oh right there
Hi robert
Hi that was eric stratton rush chairman
Hi there
Hi there (2)
Hi there doug neidermeyer
Hi there fellas
Hi there kent
Hi we already met
Hi you look great so do you
Hi you want a beer larry
Hi. We already met. and Chip Diller.
Hit it!
Ho! whoa! ho
Holy shit!
Holy shit! (2)
Holy shit! (3)
Holy shit! otis day and the knights! I don't believe this!
Home donald
Honestly boon you're 21 years old
Hooked it shit
Hoover hoover! hoover!
Hoover where's boon
Hoover! Hoover! Ow!
How are you
How are you? Hi. How are you?
How does it feel to be an asshole neidermeyer
How does it feel to be an independent schoenstein
How long you been working on it
How's that
I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee
I am calling your national office!
I am going to revoke your charter!
I anticipate a deeply religious experience
I asked you never to speak to me again now will you go away
I beg your pardon
I beg your pardon? Oh, my cucumber. It's bigger.
I can't believe I threw up in front of dean wormer
I can't wait no more for you
I could make you leave if you ask me
I didn't even point the gun at him
I didn't get that son what was that
I do
I do hope we're not interrupting anything mandy honey
I don't know but I got a pretty good goddamn idea which one!
I don't know how to tell you so i'm just gonna tell you fawn's dead
I don't know larry I don't think you're trying very hard
I don't know something's wrong
I don't know they're just animals I guess
I don't know what to say
I don't think it's fair!
I don't think it's right that you should extort money from the college
I don't think the deltas will be giving us any more trouble
I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it
I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity...
I don't want no drunken riots in my town
I gave
I gave my love a cherry that had no stone
I gave my love a chicken that had no bones
I gave my love a story that had no end
I got news for you pal they're gonna nail us no matter what we do so we might as well have a good time
I got their disciplinary files right here
I gotta work on my game
I guess so
I had to wait until my folks went out
I hate this
I hate those guys
I hate to see her make such a chump out of you
I have a husband named dean wormer at faber
I have sir
I hear dickinson girls are fast
I heard delta's the worst house on campus
I hope I score oh boy oh boy!
I just bet it was that eric stratton
I just checked with the guys at the ******* house and they said that every one of our answers on the psych test were wrong
I just don't think I should be alone tonight would would you go out with me
I just talked to her last week she was gonna make a pot for me
I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it
I know
I know it's a little below par
I know mr jennings is a wonderful teacher
I know she told me
I like the tie great tie don't you think
I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend
I missed you
I myself was so obnoxious the seniors used to beat me up once a week
I need you so much
I put it to you greg!
I said I want you to know! I said I want you to know right now
I said what a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules
I state your name
I think he knows about the exams
I think he's just dreamy
I think i'm in love with a retard
I think it's locked or something
I think they like the idea
I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part
I think we've heard enough mr chairman
I thought you hated neidermeyer's guts
I thought you're pre med
I used to touch fawn this way
I want these quarters standing tall by 0900 tomorrow you got that
I want you off this campus at nine o'clock monday morning!
I want you to know I said I want you to know right now
I was gonna try and call you
I was told i'd have a chance to
I won't go schizo will i
I wonder where otter is maybe I should go outside and look for him
I'd like to address these charges one at a time if I may
I'll bet that eric stratton's lucky he's not in jail
I'll get my coat
I'll say
I'll say what
I'll see another ten
I'll see you later
I'll swear you were doing a great job taking care of his car but you parked it out back last night and this morning it was gone
I'll tell you what
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what's fair and what's not!
I'll write you a note i'll say you're too well to attend
I'm a zit get it
I'm fixing your sweater there you go
I'm gonna string them up by the balls! that's what i'm gonna do!
I'm greg marmalard president of omega house
I'm here frank i'm here
I'm larry remember me I took you to the party
I'm old enough to be your mother almost
I'm only 13
I'm out of here
I'm proud of you lawrence
I'm really sorry frank I know what you must be going through
I'm really sorry, Frank.
I'm saying that mandy and eric stratton are having an affair
I'm sorry I can only stay a minute
I'm sorry mandy
I'm sorry you'll have to come back later i'm doing the dishes
I'm terribly terribly sorry frank
I've been downstairs for an hour entertaining some kid from pig's knuckle arkansas
I've done a lot of things you don't know about
I've given this a lot of thought
I've got a good mind to smash your fat face
I've never seen anything like this before
I've seen them
If I was in your shoes i'd be
If I was in your shoes, I'd be...
If there's anything I can do
If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl you'll despise yourself forever!
If you want the homecoming parade in my town you have to pay
In six months you're gonna graduate and tomorrow night you're gonna wrap yourself up in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head
Is he bigger than me
Is it okay if I meet you there
Is it okay it's terrific!
Is she coming down her roommate is
Is this any way to treat an intimate friend
Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life
Is this right
Isn't this an indictment of our entire american society
It feels so good to be back here at the dexter lake club
It feels so good to be back here at the Dexter Lake Club.
It gives me great pleasure to present this ceremonial gold plated whistle to this year's honorary grand marshal dean vernon wormer
It looks like you gained some weight since you came in
It means you have to drive us to the food king!
It was greggie and dougie and some of the other hitler youth
It was written a long time ago and i'm sure a lot of you have difficulty understanding exactly what milton was trying to say
It's a delta pin sir
It's a fraternity party i'm in the fraternity how can I miss it
It's a piece of shit
It's a pledge pin sir
It's a very long poem. It was written a long time ago,
It's cute but I think i'll pass this time
It's got to work better than the truth
It's just a prank i'm pledging a fraternity
It's just that thing with the deltas has me a little distracted
It's more than a little below par it stinks!
It's mr thoughtful with a dozen roses for you
It's not gonna be an orgy it's a toga party
It's the lowest on campus it's the lowest in faber history!
It's too depressing to think about
It's very important! he'll get very mad at me! you can't no!
Jesus christ what happened you look grotesque
Jesus what's going on
Jump up and shout now
Jumping jacks!
Just a minute
Just a minute (2)
Just a minute just a minute just settle down
Just blanks right right
Just mention modern art civil rights or folk music and you're in like flynn
Just tell me mister what fraternity would pledge a man like you
Just try not to drool quite so much on the end of it
Katy
Katy have you seen boon
Katy I don't think you should stay around here
Katy katy katy katy where you going
Katy listen to me I think you'd be glad later if you weren't here now
Katy!
Ken lonnie i'd like you to meet mohamet jugdish sidney and clayton
Kent
Kent come on over here
Kent is a legacy otter his brother was a '59 fred dorfman
Kent's really a lucky guy
Kroger your delta tau chi name is pinto
Ladies and gentlemen i'll be brief
Larry
Larry kroger
Larry kroger this
Larry Kroger. This...
Laugh now because you clowns have been on double secret probation since the beginning of this semester
Leaving what a good idea
Let me buy you some lunch oh you've got your lunch well how about some milk then
Let me give you another hint does this ring a bell
Let the unacceptable candidates worry about that because after tonight they're
Let's do it! go! go! go! go! go!
Let's finish this damn thing
Let's go
Let's go let's go!
Let's go! on your feet!
Let's just think back to when you guys were freshmen
Let's stop this now charge!
Let's take the cheese
Like you to meet ken and lonnie
Listen
Listen i'm not joking this is my job
Listen you two talk while I get some punch for us okay
Look as the mayor of faber i've got big responsibilities
Look at those gazongas you'll never get a better chance
Look is it okay if we go for a walk or something
Look no sweat
Look you guys don't embarrass me in front of dave okay he's the only professor I like
Look!
Looks like I missed something
Mandy
Mandy i
Mandy mandy pepperidge
Mandy pepperidge and babs jansen
Marlene don't tell me you're gonna pork marlene desmond
Marmalard dead!
Marmalard? Dead!
May I have 10000 marbles please
Maybe
Maybe a little faster yeah
Maybe he had a heart attack
Maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend
Meantime your ass belongs to me
Might as well join the fucking peace corps
Mine's bigger than that
Mister hold my mount
Mister mr blutarsky
Move to your left a little good
Mr dorfman
Mr hoover president of delta house
Mr kroger
Mr marshal the streets of faber are yours
Mr president do we have to listen to any more of this
Mr. Kroger, two C's, two D's and an F.
Mrs wormer i'm so glad you could come
Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.
Must be in the kitchen
Must be very good
Must've been some party
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily
My brother
My brother fred was a delta that makes me a legacy
My dad would kill me if he knew I was going to a frat house
My dad would kill me if he knew I was going to a frat house.
My fault for christ's sake how the hell could it be my fault
My mother's gonna kill me
My name's marion they call me mrs wormer
Neidermeyer
Neidermeyer dead
Neither have I.
Never mind it doesn't matter
Next slide please d day
Nice fish huh
Nice horsey
Nice tie is that a clip on by any chance
Nice to meet you
No
No (2)
No after I graduate i'm gonna get drunk every night
No boon you just got here
No but you're getting warmer
No don't worry just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth
No doubt they're well known homosexuals
No I wasn't
No just gonna be you and me and otter and another girl
No just some harmless fun
No kidding they almost pumped my stomach
No let me give you a hint she's got a couple of major league yabos
No more delta!
No more fun of any kind!
No no I mean i've never done what I think we're gonna do in a minute I sort of did once but I was drunk
No no no don't think of it as work the whole point is just to enjoy yourself
No no no no in this case I think we have to go all out
No not tonight okay
No prisoners!
No prisoners!
No really anything
No teaching's a way of paying the rent until I finish my novel
No vegetables are sensual people are sensuous
No. Just some harmless fun. Buy me a dinner tonight?
Norma
Not another word!
Not me! i'm not gonna take this!
Nothing for me today thanks
Now drop and give me 20!
Now drop and give me 20! (2)
Now finish it flounder
Now finish it, Flounder. Are you kidding?
Now get on with it
Now have you boys seen your grade point average yet
Now I want you to fix pinto up but it's gotta be a very special girl
Now I want you to tell mr stratton and mr schoenstein exactly what i'm about to tell you now
Now i'm not going to say that omega's the best house on campus but a lot of outstanding guys figure they'll pledge omega or they won't pledge at all
Now i'm waiting for reports from some of you
Now just grab a seat and make yourselves at home and don't be shy about helping yourselves to punch and cookies
Now listen up you nauseating pile of blubber
Now look stick by me and keep your sweater closed
Now she should be decent looking but we're willing to trade looks for a certain kind of morally casual attitude
Now wait a minute!
Now was milton trying to tell us that being bad was more fun than being good
Now we could fight them with conventional weapons but that could take years and cost millions of lives
Now what can we say of john milton's paradise lost
Now what can we say...
Now what we're gonna do is
Now, have you boys seen your grade point average yet?
Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons...
Of course i'm talking about delta you twerp!
Officers officers please! for god's sake please!
Oh boy is this great
Oh boy is this great!
Oh fabulous my car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet
Oh god look what just creeped in
Oh god oh god oh god!
Oh larry good I see you've met d day
Oh look it's a star look let's make a wish come on starlight star bright
Oh my cucumber it's bigger
Oh my god
Oh my god (2)
Oh my god!
Oh my god! it's dented it's dented! it's dented
Oh my god! please be careful! be careful! that's gonna cost hundreds of dollars to fix!
Oh ninety percent rayon very nice
Oh otter please don't do this
Oh super!
Oh that minx what a lively sense of humor
Oh then as of this moment they're on double secret probation
Oh trooper baby baby trooper
Oh well usually unless the pledge in question turns out to be a real closet case like fred
Oh yeah it's neat
Oh yeah what about
Oh you mean you want somebody he can screw on the first date
Oh. [Chuckling]
Okay
Okay (2)
Okay (3)
Okay kid off that mailbox that's government property come on let's go move move it
Okay okay! now i'm really mad! now you've had it!
Okay this guy is a real zero that's true
Okay, this guy is a real zero. That's true.
One more slipup, one more mistake...
One of those goddamn fraternities I guess
One point six
One two three four five
Order!
Otis! my man!
Otter don't flatter yourself it wasn't that great
Otter please
Otter you are the rush chairman I think you should be present at the rush party
Out with it
Ow!
Please i'm gonna get in trouble!
Please take your seats
Please. I'm gonna get in trouble. Have fun, but drive carefully.
Point of parliamentary procedure
Pork
Primitive cultures
Psychotic but absolutely right
Psychotic, but absolutely right.
Put a sock in it boy or else you'll be out of here like shit through a goose
Put neidermeyer on it
Ramming speed!
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Redo those buttons dress that belt buckle straighten that cap and goddamn it tuck up those pajamas!
Relax greg honey
Remain
Remain calm all is well
Right bluto
Right sensual that's what I meant
Road trip
Robert hoover will speak on behalf of delta house
Satan.
Say come on now say come on now say
Say that you love me say that you need me say that you want me say you wanna please me
Say those guys are coming pretty fast
Say you will come on come on
Say you will say it right now baby
Say you will say it will a you
Second for the fifth consecutive semester delta has achieved a deficient aggregate grade point average
See if you can guess what I am now
Sequence hut!
Sequence! hut!
Sergeant at arms
Sergeant at arms do your duty
Seven years of college down the drain
She broke our date
She did
She said she was just gonna wash her hair
She thinks you're an immature jerk huh
She wasn't home
She'll take this seriously try it
She's dead
She's dead? [Laughing]
She's just kidding
Shit
Shout a little bit louder now
Shout a little bit softer now
Sis this is the guy I was telling you about
Slice
So hit it
So how come you show up now I didn't expect to see you
So if you mention extortion again i'll have your legs broken
So if you're not busy you wanna go to a fraternity party
So that means that our whole solar system could be like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being
So this guy is a total loser
So this guy is a total loser?
So we might as well have a good time.
So what are you majoring in
Some of the omegas did a little dance on my face
Some stupid zombies get to ride a pile of kleenex down the street
Some stupid zombies get to ride a pile of Kleenex down the street.
Something that never looks bad on your permanent record chip
Sophomore dies in kiln explosion
Sorry
Speaking of boyfriends mandy how was your date with greg
Stop stop stop
Stratton and schoenstein
Stratton and Schoenstein?
Sure
Sure (2)
Sure (3)
Sure any time you want i'll pick you up at
Sure come on in
Sure don't greg
Sure.
Take it easy i'm in pre law man
Take off that beanie
Teddy!
Testing
Thank you
Thank you god!
Thank you mr mayor
Thank you nice to
Thank you sir! may I have another
Thank you thank you very much
Thank you very much
Thank you very much.
Thanks I needed that
That being bad was more fun than being good?
That means that one tiny atom in my fingernail could be one little tiny universe
That would be hard to say sir
That's easy for you to say!
That's enough! the court will now render a decision
That's funny very funny
That's it
That's not true!
That's okay larry neither have i
That's right so be cool