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A better lover than a driver huh
A construction plan of epic proportions
A deal's a deal
A fine time for a drink eddie
A human has been murdered by a toon
A hundred bucks that's ridiculous! so's the job
A joke don't sit there on your brain
A little more wine
A man!
A near miss but this miss says that's as good as a smile
A new outfit bought the red car
A rabbit a toon rabbit about yea big
A story of greed sex and murder
A toon killed his brother dropped a piano on his head
A toon killed my brother
A toon no
A tweeting bird
A tweeting bird (2)
A vehicle of my own design
Acme disappearing reappearing ink
Ah gotcha
Ah no! ahh!
Ah poor fella ha ha
Ah that's better
Ah well that wasn't so bad was it
Ahh! oh! eee!
All I did was take a couple of lousy pictures
All I remember was he was standin' over me laughin' with those burnin' red eyes and that high squeaky voice
All right all right you got your 100 bucks
All right weasels grab some sky or i'll let the judge have it! you heard me I said drop it
All right ya mugs fall out
All the times I yanked your ears
All the times you yanked my ears
And although I know it's strictly taboo
And don't let me catch your peepin' face around here again! got it
And doom pulled the trigger
And get him out of there or seal him up in it!
And how about those brooklyn dodgers
And I think they'll enjoy attending the ribbon cutting at the acme factory
And incidentally if you should ever need a ride just stick out your thumb
And say lunch! that's lunch we're on a half
And the parts that I don't like i'm gonna edit out
And this is the rope from the safe that was dropped on acme
And this wittle piggy had
And unless mr acme's will shows up by midnight tonight cloverleaf is gonna own toontown
And wonderful wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see!
Any film in there
Anything I can do
Anyway this guy got away with a zillion simoleons
Apology accepted put 'er there pal I feel better
Applesauce!
Are they bums or what
Are you sure come on kid are you sure you didn't see anything what about you fella
As for you valiant step out of line and we'll hang you and your laundry out to dry
Ay caramba! aah!
Baby was right
Back in those days me and teddy liked working toontown
Back to the office
Be careful with that gun this ain't no cartoon you know
Because they were still looking for it after they killed him
Before poor marvin acme was killed he confided in me that doom wanted to get his hands on toontown and he wouldn't stop at anything
Behind you!
Believe it kid I took the pictures myself
Benny eddie we got company!
Benny is that you
Benny is that you (2)
Benny look out for the red car!
Benny there's cops right behind us!
Benny you go for the cops i'm gonna save my wife
Benny!
Better than goofy
Betty
Blackmail that's all!
Blecch! for starters don't ever kiss me again!
Blech! bleah!
Blown away #wow #blown away #smitten #aghast #jaw drop #mesmerized #impressive #applause
Boy did you see that nobody takes a wallop like goofy
Boy i'm ready dukes up eyes peeled ears to the ground
Boy nothin'
Boy that acme what a genius!
Boy what is this some kind of a secret room
Bring me some dip
Broke my arm
But break his heart he goes to pieces just like you or me
But cloverleaf wouldn't buy my property unless acme sold them his
But how do you know
But I already have a good man
But I don't want the drink
But I still got it eddie boop boop be doop boop!
But I wanna drive!
But i'm a toon toons are supposed to make people laugh
But she wasn't in her dressing room so I wrote her a love letter
But the weasels were there waiting for me so so I ran
But this is how we handle things down in toontown
Bye bye!
C d e f g h i
Can we lose the playback please
Can you guess what this is
Can you help me find him just name your price and i'll pay it
Careful dave
Celebrating #who framed roger rabbit #celebrate #cheers #honor #pay tribute to
Chilly willy or screwy squirrel
Cigars cigarettes
Come my dear jessica come over here I got everything arranged right here on the bed
Come on boys let's am scray
Come on don't cry I don't hate you
Come on eddie get in!
Come on eddie I caught you with your pants down!
Come on eddie just let's go please!
Come on eddie let's get out of here!
Come on eddie let's get this over with
Come on eddie where's your sense of humor
Come on eddie you're my only hope
Come on eddie! quit playing around!
Come on get out of here! come on out!
Come on get the lead out move it would ya move it!
Come on hurry up! come on sig! hurry up!
Come on roger let's go home i'll bake you a carrot cake
Come on roger! get me out of here!
Come on yeah
Come on you don't believe a painted hussy like that could turn my head
Come on you mugs
Come on!
Come on! i've got to make a livin'!
Come to lena!
Cookie
Cookie (2)
Cookie (3)
Cookie (4)
Cookie ahh
Crazy toon
Cut it out angelo
Cut the comedy dolores i've had a very hard day
Cut! all right that's it guys cut cut cut cut cut!
Dabblin' in watercolors eddie
Dames what dames jessica is the only one for me!
Dave you're gonna drop it!
Dear jessica how do I love thee let me count the ways
Dear jessica how do I love thee let me count the ways one one thousand two one thousand three one thousand
Did you find the rabbit
Did you get all my stuff
Didn't you used to be eddie valiant
Do hereby bequeath in perpetuity the property known as toontown to those lovable characters the toons!
Do they have the will or not
Do you think your days of being a sourpuss are over
Does anybody understand what this duck is saying
Does the condemned have anything to say before his sentence is carried out
Does this answer your question
Does this help
Doggone stubborn nitwit! that did it!
Dolores
Dolores a bourbon and make it a double
Dolores dolores! dolores!
Don't burn yourself baby herman
Don't bust a button dolores you've only got one left
Don't just stand there help them put them in my car
Don't let 'em find me!
Don't make us play rough valiant
Don't move
Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already
Don't worry judge
Don't you appreciate the magnitude of that
Doom
Doom grabbed your wife and valiant and took 'em to the acme factory
Doom! (gun shots)
Drink the drink!
Drop it lady!
Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories
Duh toontown right on the other side of the wall boss
Dum dums
Eddie hurry! it's coming back!
Eddie there's dip everywhere! how are we gonna get down
Eddie valiant you're under arrest
Eddie valiant!
Eddie valiant! (2)
Eddie we got ourselves a ride! open the doors!
Eddie we're goin' backwards turn us around give me the wheel give me the wheel!
Eddie! do something! hurry up eddie! do something!
Eh what's up doc
Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to pasadena
Enough to dip toontown off the face of the earth!
Every toon knows acme had a will he promised to leave toontown to us toons
Everybody knows when a toon's in trouble there's only one place to go valiant and valiant
Everybody's got to have a hobby
Everything's funny to you ain't it needle nose
Except when I opened the envelope there was only a blank piece of paper inside
Excuse me toots
First they buy the red car then they want to get their hands on toontown
Fish special
Follow me
For cryin' out loud roger!
For crying out loud mike!
Forget it I don't work toontown
Freeway what the hell's a freeway
From the looks of it i'd say it was roger
Gee
Gee (2)
Gee better let him have it bugs
Gee whiz eddie if you needed money so bad why didn't you come to me
Gesundheit
Get out of here
Get out of here give me some money too
Get out of here give me some money too (2)
Get out of here!
Get out of that chair! that's my brother's chair
Get out of there!
Get out!
Get out! (2)
Get the judge
Get this straight meatball I don't work for toons!
Get up! come on
Glad teddy's not here to see me running away with my tail between my legs
Go ahead call the cops I come here for help and what do you do you turn me in
Going up sir
Good bye eddie my offer stands firm think about it
Good bye my darling good bye!
Good work boss
Gosh uh I wonder who he really was
Got a thing for rabbits huh
Got the password
Gotcha kid
Great thanks
Great thanks phew
Hand it over
Happy trails
Hard to believe
Has anybody ever seen this will
Have a drink eddie
Have a good day sir
Have a seat valiant
Have you forgotten what happened last time
Have you tried walla walla cucamonga I hear kokomo's very nice this time of the year
He always this funny or only on days when he's wanted for murder
He chickened out on me back at the studio
He disappeared into toontown after that
He does! I don't! you do! I don't! you do! I don't! you do! I don't!
He doesn't want the drink
He is going to take very very good care of you because if he doesn't he's going back to the science lab!
He looks like a sensitive and sober fellow
He makes me laugh
He spread a bunch of simoleons around toontown a couple years back bought the election
He told us the rabbit became quite agitated when you showed him the pictures
He'll be right with you
He's here!
He's lost his mind
He's not a murderer I should know he's a dear friend of mine
He's not gonna do anything crazy is he
He's right here in the bar
He's with me
Hello boys I didn't hear you come in
Here r k maroon is seen clinching the deal with cloverleaf's bankers and execs
Here's the spare
Here's your answer eddie
Hey chisold get a load of this
Hey eddie keep it up! you're killin' 'em! you're slayin' 'em! you're knockin' 'em dead!
Hey eddie that was a pretty funny dance you did for the weasels
Hey eddie you made the front page today
Hey eddie!
Hey give back my ball!
Hey guys
Hey I seen a rabbit
Hey judge what should we do with the wallflower
Hey judge! doesn't a dying rabbit deserve a last request
Hey look at that!
Hey look!
Hey mike come here!
Hey mister ain't you got a car
Hey pal do I look like a stenographer
Hey psst doll why don't you run downstairs and get me a racin' form
Hey roger what do you call the middle of a song gee I don't know a bridge! aah!
Hey share the road will ya lady
Hey so long see you later! so long mister!
Hey so who's your client mr detective to the stars
Hey somebody grab those loafers!
Hey those ducks are funny they never get to finish the act!
Hey wait a minute wait a minute I know
Hey we need a little help over here!
Hey who turned out the lights I can't see a thing! what's goin' on
Hey you weasels let me out of here will ya
Hey! hey! cut it out!
Hi eddie! hi eddie! bye eddie!
Hi harry are you okay
Hi harry hey eddie how's it going
Hi tweety
Hide me eddie p p please!
His number one seller
Hmm I like the sound of that
Hold it right there
Hold on sir
Hold still will ya
Holy smoke! he's a toon!
How 'bout it judge
How about that carrot you owe me huh
How about this weather huh it never rains!
How did that gargoyle get to be a judge
How do I love thee let me count the ways
How many times do we have to do this damn scene
How much do you know about show business mr valiant only there's no business like it no business I know
How the hell did you get in here through the mail slot
Hubba hubba hubba allow me mademoiselle
Huh a joker to the end
I already got a stiff on my hands thank you
I always knew i'd get it in toontown
I can give you stars look look! look!
I can handle a hollywood cream puff
I can pay you
I can take it! don't worry about me
I can't believe they locked me up for driving on the sidewalk
I could never hurt anybody my whole purpose in life is to make people laugh!
I couldn't let that happen
I didn't come here to harass I came here to reward
I didn't kill anybody! I swear! this whole thing's a setup a scam a frame job
I didn't know where your office was so I asked the newsboy he didn't know so I asked the fireman the green grocer the butcher the baker they didn't know but the liquor store guy he knew
I didn't see anything
I didn't see anything I came in to work come on lieutenant
I didn't want to have anything to do with it but he said if I didn't pose for those patty cake pictures roger would never work in this town again
I do! I do! give it to me!
I don't believe it!
I don't get it
I don't get it of course not you lack vision
I don't know who's toonier you or doom
I don't mind if I do
I don't think so
I don't think they got to the will
I don't trust anybody or anything! not even your own eyes
I doubt if that will is gonna show up in the next 15 minutes anyway
I followed him to the studio but I was too late to stop him
I found a nice clean piece of paper
I got a feeling somebody already did
I got him on loan from disney him and half the cast of fantasia
I got it
I got it!
I got just the place
I got these come on come on those shoes over there
I gotta get out of these cuffs
I have to find my darling husband i'm so worried about him
I haven't had that roll developed since our trip to catalina
I haven't seen him
I hit him on the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk so he wouldn't get hurt
I hope you're proud of yourself and those pictures you took
I just don't believe it I won't believe it I can't believe it I shan't believe it
I just don't want the odds to change
I just figured since you were the one who got my pal in trouble you might want to help get him out
I just saved your life and you still don't trust me
I know the cops are on our tail! what do you think I am
I know who it is
I know who you are marvin acme the guy that owns toontown the gag king
I marvin acme of sound mind and body
I need the camera
I never did find out who that guy was
I see a place where people get on and off the freeway on and off off and on all day and all night!
I see working for a toon has rubbed off on you
I stopped by probate
I suppose you think no one's going to notice toontown's disappeared
I suppose you used the old lipstick on the mirror routine huh lipstick yes mirror no
I tell ya valiant the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers
I think my work here is finished
I think you want a drink
I think your lab boys will find that paint's a perfect match
I thought it would be best if I waited inside seein' as how i'm wanted for murder!
I thought you said you'd never take another toon case
I told you I got it
I told you so
I wanna talk to you about the acme murder
I want to see it now!
I want you to follow her get me a couple of nice juicy pictures I can wise the rabbit up with
I wasn't working for a toon I was working for r k maroon
I wasn't worried were you
I would love to raise some cain believe me it's no strain it feels so great 'cause i'm so tight and look there is no pain
I'd do anything for my husband mr valiant anything
I'd think you of all people would appreciate that
I'll catch the rabbit mr valiant then i'll try him convict him and execute him
I'll drive!
I'll handle this one
I'll save you baby!
I'll take a beer doll
I'll tell you one thing doc he weren't no rabbit or a duck or a dog or a little wooden boy or a sheep or a woodpecker or a pussy
I'm 25 grand over budget on the latest baby herman cartoon
I'm a pawn in this just like roger
I'm desperate mr valiant can't you see how much I need you
I'm gettin' too old for this!
I'm gonna blow his head off
I'm gonna listen to you spin the cloverleaf scenario
I'm gonna ram 'em
I'm here baby aah!
I'm looking for a murderer
I'm not bad i'm just drawn that way
I'm not gonna drop it!
I'm not worried about you i'm worried about the refrigerator
I'm on the verge of wrappin' up this case
I'm retiring to take a new role in the private sector
I'm surprised you're not more cooperative mr valiant
I'm through with taking falls i'm bouncing off the walls without that gun i'd have some fun i'd kick you in the
I've been a cab for 37 years and i've never seen a mess like this!
I've been around toons all my life! I didn't want to see 'em destroyed!
I've been out there risking my neck for you and what are you doin' singin' and dancin'!
I've been tryin' to make him quit but he just won't listen to me
I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit
I've worked with a lot of wise quackers but you are despicable
Idiot I got no keys for these cuffs
If a toon killed my brother i'd hate me too!
If he was such a genius why didn't he leave his will where we could find it
If I tell ya i'm a dead man
If it's acme it's a gasser
If the weasels get their hands on me i'm as good as dipped
If you believe that that joker could do anything solemn the gag's on you pal
If you don't stop this laughing you're gonna end up dead just like your idiot hyena cousins!
In other words the whole damn town knows you're here!
Inexpensive motels restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food tire salons automobile dealerships
Is that it or are you scared
Is that true
Is that true (2)
Is there nothing that can permeate your impervious puss
Is this man removing evidence from the scene of a crime
It ain't my fault the rabbit got himself in trouble
It looks like they gave us the slip huh boss
It was just a couple of miles
It's a rotgut room a holdover from prohibition
It's absolutely impossible!
It's ink that goof acme squirted me with some the other night
It's just dumbo
It's just I haven't been this close to toontown for a while
It's not so bad once you get used to it
It's over mr valiant
It's roger! he keeps blowing his lines!
It's the will!
Ix nay ix nay
Jeepers another stupid newsreel I hate the news
Jeepers eddie that was a close shave I thought for sure our goose was cooked!
Jeepers eddie that was swell you saved my life how can I ever repay ya
Jeepers eddie! this would be a great place to hide!
Jessica dear have no fear your marvin is here
Jessica's my wife!
Jessica's the light of my life the apple of my eye the cream in my coffee!
Judge doom killed marvin acme and r k maroon and my brother
Jumpin' jeepers
Jumpin' jeepers!
Jumpin' jeepers! what happened
Jumpin' without a parachute kinda dangerous ain't it yeah you could get killed
Just check the scrawl
Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time!
Just like a toon to drop a safe on a guy's head
Just look at it
Kind of jumpy aren't you valiant
Laid off
Let him watch his toon friends get dipped then shoot him
Let me get this straight
Let me see that will
Let's call the other 50 a carrot to finish the job
Let's forget it there's nobody here
Let's get out of here! what are you waitin' for
Let's use this!
Like my 17th cousin who is 156 times removed from any side!
Listen my philosophy is this if you don't have a good sense of humor you're better off dead
Listen when I say I do that means I do!
Lock stock and barrel
Long time no see
Look at this the paper said acme left no will
Look at this! it's a spy hole!
Look his wife's poison but he thinks she's betty crocker
Look I don't have time for this
Look I want you to go out I want you to buy yourself a new swim suit 'cause you and me are going to catalina
Look i'm i'm
Look mr maroon
Look out you fools!
Look out!
Look stars!
Look there's no rabbit here so don't harass my customers
Look valiant the rabbit didn't kill acme
Look valiant we got a reliable tip off the rabbit was here and it was corrugated by several others
Look! look raoul! look raoul! come on raoul!
Lose the lights!
Makes perfect sense
Maroon cartoons
Maroon wanted to blackmail acme
Maroon's not after toontown like you thought it's cloverleaf that wants to get their hands on toontown
Marvin acme
Marvin acme's been my friend and neighbor for 30 years
Maybe you can go downtown and check the probate
Maybe you heard a noise or something
Maybe you'd like a bowl of pretzels to go with it!
Menacing laugh #ruckus #corruption #thugs #bad actors #troublemakers #rodents #villains
Mind the step sir
Mommy's going to the beauty parlor darling but i'm leaving you with your favorite friend roger
Most amusing
Move it pops! yikes!
Move over i'm drivin'!
Move over rog you've done enough driving for one night
Mr acme never misses a night when jessica performs
Mr acme's will
Mr maroon mr valiant's here to
Mr valiant
Mr valiant mr valiant
Must be
My biscuits are burnin'! fire in the hatch!
My boss checks the books on friday and if I don't have that money I gave you back in the till i'm gonna lose my job
My buddy's eddie v a sourpuss you'll see but when i'm done he'll need no gun 'cause a joker he will be
My darling you were superb you absolutely truly and honestly fashmolyed that audience you killed them you slayed them you belted them into little pieces
My god it'll be beautiful
My honey bunny was never very good behind the wheel
My man!
My problem is I got a 50 year old lust in a 3 year old dinky
My stomach can't take this this set is a mess clean this set up!
Nah he's a toon you can drop anything you want on his head he'll shake it off
Nah I just uh want you to know something about the guy you're gonna dip!
Nah just a stupid love letter
Nah valiant's got him stashed somewhere
Nice booby trap
Nice monkey suit
Nice shirt who's your tailor quasimodo
No but this does!
No hard feelings I hope
No he didn't
No I don't
No i'll drive! i'm the cab
No it's eleanor roosevelt
No it's shirley temple!
No kiddin' just talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting
No kiddin' they bought the red car
No matter
No matter the rabbit won't get far my men will find him
No no don't feel guilty about me so long and thanks for nothin'
No no no I love my husband you've got me all wrong
No no no! wait until he gets to his feet then hit him with the boulder
No no!
No not at any time only when it was funny
No not my jessica not patty cake this is impossible I don't believe it it can't be! it just can't be!
No pain no pain no pain no pain no pain no
No sergeant disassembling the place won't be necessary
No thanks eddie i'm tryin' to cut down
No this is
No toon can resist the old shave and a haircut trick
No wait! no no! gingerbread lane's this way
No wonder you hate me
No you're not eddie
No! hey wait!
No! now they're right in front of us
Nobody not a soul except uh
Nobody's gonna drive this lousy freeway when they can take the red car for a nickel
Nose! nose that don't rhyme with walls!
Not angelo! he'd never turn me in
Not anymore
Not for long roger
Not just any toon!
Not prostate you idiot probate!
Not so fast
Not yet!
Nothin'
Nothing with you baby herman
Nothing's changed
Now calm down son will ya look the stain's gone it's disappearing ink
Now drink this son it'll make you feel better
Now if you had prepared 20 years ago you wouldn't be wanderin' now from door to door
Now look dolores listen listen to me
Now roger is his name laughter is his game come on you dope untie his rope and watch him go insane
Now that's what I call a couple of road hogs
Now what
Obviously a poem of this power and sensitivity must be read in person so I went home to wait for her
Oh all right but this time take off that hand buzzer
Oh boy! I hope it's another cartoon!
Oh come on dolores
Oh excuse me!
Oh hell stuffing olives for a living wasn't for me anyway
Oh honey bunny
Oh I get it a speakeasy a gin mill a hooch parlor
Oh it's a panic
Oh jessica you promised
Oh jessica! please tell me it's not true p p please!
Oh lieutenant santino
Oh love cup
Oh my god! it's dip!
Oh my goodness! oh no!
Oh my stogie!
Oh no where's roger
Oh no!
Oh no! i'm melting! i'm melting! melting!
Oh not tonight marvin I have a headache
Oh roger you were a pillar of strength
Oh roger you were magnificent
Oh stop it stop it! stop it!
Oh swell
Oh taxi oh cab
Oh they'll drive they'll have to
Oh well here's to the pencil pushers may they all get lead poisoning huh
Oh wook piggies
Oh yeah
Oh! I think i'm gonna faint
Oh! my hero
Oh! oh no! this is it!
Okay doc whatever you say
Okay m m move along t t there's nothing else to see that's all folks
Okay nobody move!
Okay okay sure I admit it I got a little steamed when you showed me those pictures of jessica
Okay what you got for me
Okay wise guy where's the rabbit
One of the biggest real estate deals ever in california history
One of these days you idiots are gonna laugh yourselves to death!
One of these days you're gonna die laughin'
One too many refrigerators dropped on his head
Only he got the drop on us literally
Only time will tell
Ooga booga!
Ooh! okay okay i'm goin'
Open up in the name of the law! that's us
Or did you change your name to jack daniels
Or my ninth cousin who is nine times removed from his place outside
Ouch!
Out of my way pencil neck!
Ow
Ow! ooh! eee! great horny toads that smarts!
P p please don't mind me
P p please don't worry whatever you say yes ma'am aye aye sir okeydokey
P p please eddie
P p please! me scared don't be ridiculous
P p please! oh! help!
P please raoul I can give you stars!
Paint from the rabbit's glove
Patty cake patty cake patty cake patty cake
Patty cake patty cake patty cake patty cake! patty cake! patty cake! patty cake!
Patty cake! patty cake!
Patty cake! patty cake! patty cake! patty cake!
Please eddie don't throw me out! you're making a big mistake!
Please help oh i'm sorry
Please raoul I can do it I swear just give me another chance oh come on raoul
Pour the drink dolores
Probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife
Pull the lever!
Put it there pal
Put the gun down you bucktoothed fool!
Put them up on that hook use that escape proof toon rope
Quite a loony selection for a group of drunken reprobates
R k maroon as in maroon cartoons
Raoul i'll be in my trailer takin' a nap!
Read that
Ready when you are raoul
Remember how we always thought there wasn't a way to kill a toon well doom found a way
Remember me eddie
Remember you never saw me
Right here! right here!
Right now I feel like dispensing some justice
Roger darling I want you to know I love you
Roger darling!
Roger don't
Roger I dropped it on your head 23 times already
Roger I know all this seems pretty painful now but you'll find someone new
Roger read the script look what it says! it says rabbit gets clunked rabbit sees stars not birds stars!
Roger that love letter you wrote to your wife in the ink and paint club why don't you read it to her now
Roger what's this
Roger you're killing me! killing me!
Roger!
Roger! (2)
Roger! ro roger roger no!
Roger! roger say something!
Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes!
Say boss you want we should disresemble the place
Say hello harvey
Scotch on the rocks and I mean ice!
Search the place boys and leave no stone unturned
See
Seen cooing over calamari with not so new sugar daddy was jessica rabbit wife of maroon cartoon star roger
Seriously what do you see in that guy
Several months ago I had the good providence to stumble upon this plan of the city council's
Shall I repose of him right now boss
Shave and a haircut
She played patty cake
She's just trying to get her hands on the rabbit
She's married to roger rabbit
Sheesh valiant
Should be
Shut your yap eddie the man's in charge
Since i've had toontown under my jurisdiction my goal has been to reign in the insanity and the only way to do that is to make toons respect the law
Sister mary francis! what the hell happened in here
Sit down!
Smile darn ya smile and right away watch lady luck pay you a call
Smile darn ya smile and right away watch lady luck pay you a call (2)
Smile darn ya smile you know this old world is a great world after all
Smile darn ya smile you know this old world is a great world after all (2)
Smooth safe fast
So cut the bullshtick
So he gave you the will for safekeeping
So how long have you known it was doom
So I rushed over to the ink and paint club
So I took a couple of dirty pictures so kill me
So tell me eddie is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
So that's why you killed acme and maroon for this freeway
So valiant you call a cab or what
So what do you think valiant
So what happened huh somebody kidnap dinky doodle
So what's his problem
So where to already my meter's runnin'!
So why come to me i'm the guy that took the pictures of your wife
Some big company called cloverleaf
Somebody must have made her do it!
Somebody's made a patsy out of me and i'm going to find out why
Somewhere we can hide
Son of a bitch
Soon where toontown once stood will be a string of gas stations
Sorry eddie
Stop kicking me stop kicking me
Stop that laughin'!
Stop that laughing!
Strictly humans only okay
Sure
Sure eddie
Sure I got the will
Surprised not really
T t t t that's all folks!
Take comfort son you're not the first man whose wife played patty cake on him
Tallyho! tallyho!
Teddy never made it
Thank you
Thank you (2)
Thanks for the cigarettes
Thanks I needed that
Thanks!
That guy angelo would rat on you for a nickel
That lamebrain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon
That paper even good
That sure was a long time ago yeah that was a long time ago let's do that again sometime
That was quick thinkin' eddie nothing like using the old spine flower the wise noodle the smart puddin'
That will is the reason he got bumped off
That wouldn't be cloverleaf industries by any chance huh
That's a load of succotash
That's all right lieutenant from the smell of him i'd say it was the booze talking
That's it doom! give me another excuse to pump you full of lead!
That's it i'm callin' the cops
That's it! that's the connection!
That's not all she's trying to get her hands on
That's one dead shoe eh boss
That's right
That's right a laugh can be a very powerful thing why sometimes in life it's the only weapon we have laughter is the most
That's right a toon
That's right I know that she was just an innocent victim of circumstance
That's right my dear
That's right! you'll never stop me!
That's the closet! stupe
That's the gun that killed r k maroon
That's what he told me
That's what I call one seriously disturbed toon
That's what I came to tell you
The acme factory I know where that is get in!
The best part is they work for peanuts
The cops are still on our tail!
The hand buzzer it's still our biggest seller
The hell with it
The job's gonna cost you 100 bucks plus expenses
The lady's man huh
The merry go round broke down
The pacific red car trolley line and the venerated maroon cartoon studios
The question is do you have the way 'cause I can tell you now it ain't gonna come cheap