Space Jam Soundboard Edit

A few huh

A hundred and seventy five yards

A little high

Aah! you poked me again

Absolutely sir

Aerobics with Richard Simmons #workout #aerobics #gym #yoga #pilates #porky pig #richard simmons #space jam

Ah but a very nice dinette set

Ah she's obviously nuts about me

Ahem you want to play a little one on one doll

All right

All right (2)

All right (3)

All right (4)

All right all right

All right all right let's go team

All right baby gotta go i'll call you later okay love you bye

All right basketball it is

All right dress in the hallway okay

All right goodbye man

All right gotta go

All right he's okay

All right here we go now you gotta smile you reach in for the ball and then you smile okay

All right how about we go out and kick some alien butt huh let's go how about it ready

All right just one

All right let's slow down son don't you think you ought to get a little sleep first

All right not bad for the first half but we gotta keep this up

All right see you

All right super

All right the party's over get in the spaceship

All right troops it is for us to choose a battlefield that affords us

All right we need to score two points

All right we're right back in this game come on now let's play tough defense

All right you irascible bunny

All right you pesky rabbit i've got you now

All right you're gonna have to listen to mike on this guys listen up

All the way from moron mountain the monstars

Always

An exciting kind of guy who could maybe even perform at half time

An exhilarating team sport currently growing rapidly in popularity is basketball

An obsession a burning desire

And as such are the exclusive property and trademark of warner bros inc

And at point guard standing 3 foot 3 4 feet if you include the ears

And does he hop around like this

And i'd look pretty stupid if you don't show up

And it climbed up my back and into my brain

And now the player coach of the tune squad

And once i've done all that I want to play baseball just like you dad

And one whopper headache for elmer fudd

And there's an important strategic question I need to ask you

And this girl 5 feet nothing blocked my shot

And we've scheduled a 12 lead stress test and neurological battery to include eeg reflex tests

And when you're finished with that I suppose you're gonna fly huh

And you think this is good

And you'll always lose

Anything anything

Anything you need

Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself unable to perform

Are these the best seats like them yes can see everything from here very good

Are we there yet

Are we there yet (2)

Are you listening did you hear him did you hear him that little brat is right

Are you okay

Are you sure

Are you talking to me

At 6 foot 6 from north carolina his royal airness michael jordan

At least you guys are still tall i'm nothing now just another short guy

At power forward the quackster of the courts daffy duck

At small forward standing a scintillating 3 foot 2

Aw anybody could do that doc even you

Aw do we have to

Aw it was nothing

Back off let the doctor take a look

Bacteria light that can travel faster than the speed of light

Bad dog git

Bad dog!

Bad old putty tat

Baldy

Ball!

Baseball bat get this guy a tennis racquet

Baseball now that's a sport

Basketball

Basketball (2)

Be the ball be the ball

Because i've followed your whole career and I think you're still the greatest athlete that's ever lived

Because you got a baseball game tomorrow

Been getting your butts kicked haven't you

Belly flop

Big man pancake

Big shiny new things yeah

Bombastic

Boo!

Bottoms up

Bugs

Bugs (2)

Bugs bunny

Bugs bunny (2)

Bugs Bunny Huge Kiss #kiss #love #happy #love you #come here #tinder

Bugs Bunny Kiss #kiss #bugs bunny #easter bunny #space jam #smooch #muah #michael jordan

But I love my mama

But i'm gonna take this opportunity to retire from the game of basketball

But i'm not tired

But i've been in this situation many times before

But mommy I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you

But that's all right you can call me sherm if you want to

But then they show up and they ain't so little they're huge

But uh didn't you forget something

But what if we win

Bye

Bye bye

Bye bye (2)

Can anyone lend me a pair of sneakers

Can I go home now

Can we ask you a favor mr bunny

Can you keep it down i'm trying to hit this ball

Can't we talk this over

Careful pat

Catch feather head

Cedric that was in new york 3000 miles away

Check

Chicken

Chicken and collard greens

Chicken and what

Choke artists

Clear!

Close to the pin

Close to the pin for dinner sounds good i'll go close to the pin

Co captain of the tune squad the doctor of delight bugs bunny

Come back here you screwy rodent

Come here

Come here (2)

Come here come here for a second sit right here

Come on

Come on (2)

Come on and slam #basketball #play #lets play #hoop #song

Come on charles get off of him

Come on charles touch it

Come on come on come on baby come on

Come on come on i'm open i'm op !

Come on come on we gotta find michael's basketball stuff

Come on dog no not today dog get off me your breath

Come on give us a break

Come on guys keep your head up got a whole other half to play

Come on guys no pain no gain

Come on let's go inside

Come on michael it's game time

Come on mike lighten up

Come on patrick it's showtime

Come on show me something come on show me something

Come on stan don't hug me please

Come on we're okay you're okay come on let's go

Come to papa

Coming through

Cool

Cool (2)

Cool shoes

Correction we're looney tunes

Could I have a sip please

Couldn't sleep pops

Crush them

Curve ball don't swing don't swing

Daddy daddy!

Dang where'd they go

Deal

Did everyone get mad at you

Did we get everything

Diminutive ain't they

Do my best

Do we have a deal

Do we have to

Do we have to? #rather not #objection #deny #refusal #dont want to #do we have to #monstars #space jam

Do you want to win or not

Doc you think that's a good ide

Doesn't bother you it doesn't bother me

Doll

Doll on the court bugs

Don't be embarrassed just face it you guys stink

Don't bring me here anymore all right

Don't bring me here anymore all right (2)

Don't ever call me doll

Don't ever call me doll (2)

Don't kid me

Don't lose that confidence okay paws and wings in here all right yes!

Don't move a muscle

Don't touch that man

Don't try this at home

Don't worry about it

Don't worry i'll get you another one

Down beethoven

Duck

Eew

Eh guys

Eh I don't know if you guys are looney enough

Eh I think we might need a little bit of help

Eh mike

Eh nice kaboom wile e

Eh not so fast doc

Eh we'll fix your timing

Eh what's up doc

Eh you were expecting maybe the easter bunny

Eh, you were expecting maybe the Easter Bunny? #space jam #michael jordan #bugs bunny #looney tunes #easter bunny #rabbit #bunny #easter

Eureka!

Everybody get up, it's time to slam now #michael jordan #quad city djs #get ready #lets go #gametime

Eww smelly #stinky #stench #smelly #pungent #odor #fart

Exactly

Exactly you've got a baseball game in five minutes

Excuse me oh so sorry excuse me

Excuse me uh sorry

Fastball outside corner swing

Feed me feed me

Feed you feed me!

Feeding time boys

Finished great speech and all doc you had them riveted

Flexing #muscles #strong #steroids #protein shake #muscular #body builder #flexing

Fore

Forfeit

From the nba!

Get back on defense let's go get back on defense man

Get down

Get inside his ball

Get it

Get off me charles

Get off of him before I cook you

Get off of him charles come on

Get off the tee

Get out of the way

Get the looney tunes bring them here

Get the rabbit get the girl

Get your hanes on lace up your nikes grab your wheaties and your gatorade and we'll pick up a big mac on the way to the ballpark

Getting pretty good son go ahead shoot till you miss

Girls come on over hurry up hurry

Give it to me charles

Give them a chance to defend themselves

Go get the doctor

Go monstars! go monstars! go monstars!

Going down

Going up

Good cut michael good cut

Good deal boss

Good game

Good i'm gonna need a good meal tonight

Good idea

Good job mike good job buddy good try good hustle

Good shot larry that's nice

Good try

Goodbye

Got it

Great shot

Guard him guard him i'll smother him i'll be all over him like a cheap suit i'll be on him like stink on rice

Guys

Guys let's just go out and have fun

Guys we gotta get dressed we got a game in five minutes

Guys we suck

Guys who are skilled but never really thought about a professional career before

Ha ha nice shot!

Ha ha yes

Ha not a cent

Had it in you all the time didn't you

Half time

Hang on

Hanging on hanging on

Has anyone here ever played basketball

Hat about we raise the stakes a little bit

Have you seen him where is this guy is he around

He ain't buying it

He is not washed up

He just never learns

He went two for five lost 32 points in his average

He's a baseball player yeah boss a baseball player

He's batting what

He's big he's good he's mine

He's bigger than we used to be

He's the one I want for moron mountain

Hello a little surprise for you my friends

Hello eh my name is bugs

Hello mr swackhammer

Here you go bugs

Here you go take him

Here's how I see it

Here's how it's done in the professional ranks

Hey

Hey (2)

Hey baby how you doing you watching tv

Hey bring it on dude

Hey can I play

Hey coach listen you got any more secret stuff I think it's starting to wear off

Hey come here

Hey everybody look at your hero now

Hey hey

Hey hey come on get back on defense

Hey hey!

Hey I caught it

Hey I washed them after every game

Hey if you get good enough you can do anything you want to michael

Hey it's basketball

Hey jeff you okay

Hey little pig boo

Hey maybe nothing's wrong with us

Hey michael why don't you stay play some three on three with us

Hey nice playing with you

Hey nice talking to you

Hey no problem

Hey perhaps I could be of some assistance

Hey someone's killing someone

Hey wait for me hold your horses

Hey what do you think we are stupid

Hey where you going

Hey you see this uh kind of chunky fellow over here

Hey!

Hey! down in front

Hi dad

Hi mr jordan

Hi my name is lola bunny

High Five #high five #slap hands #space jam

Hit it good

Hmm bugs bunny bugs bunny

Hmm interesting

Hmm me neither

Hmm now let's see what we got inside here

Hold on there mr looney tune

Hold up right here

Holy putty tat

Honey will you just let me watch the game barkley's killing us

How about we challenge them to a spelling bee

How did he do that

How do I get out of here the door doesn't work

How was your game

How you doing

How'd he do that

I ain't going out like that

I also see michael jordan being sucked down a golf hole by furry creatures

I always try hard my mom says try your best at everything you do

I am here to personally guarantee that no one will ever bother you

I can handle that rock again

I can't i'm helping my friends in their basketball game

I could have been a contender

I couldn't help it

I didn't do anything

I didn't know dan aykroyd was in this picture

I didn't say that you did muggsy

I don't hear it what is it

I don't know as a kid I was a pitcher I think that would be kind of hard for me to pitch so i'm gonna play the outfield

I don't know man

I don't know where you are michael but wherever you are you obviously enjoy being there more than spending time with me

I don't play basketball anymore

I don't play basketball anymore (2)

I don't play defense #bill murray #no defense #basketball #bad defender

I don't think you should have done that doc

I don't want to talk

I feel so insignificant

I found the shorts

I got it I got his talent

I got it I got it

I got it I got it I got it I got the ball I got the ball yipe!

I got it you got it yeah baby

I gotta take you back you got baseball practice

I hate to be the bearer of bad news your airness but if you don't find a fifth player your team will forfeit the game

I have coach

I have faith in my team

I hope this baseball thing was a good idea

I just feel at this particular time that I reached the pinnacle of my basketball career and I must retire

I knew that

I knew that (2)

I know I missed it

I know man

I know we're down

I love basketball I always loved basketball do you love basketball

I mean we're talking about a huge fine here

I mean you look good when you strike out man when I strike out it looks nasty man at least you look good man good looking

I promise i'll never swear again i'll never get another technical i'll never trash talk

I really enjoyed playing with you guys

I say I resemble that remark

I say let's go in that way

I say we get a ladder wait till the old lady's out of the room then grab that little bird

I see aliens little aliens from outer space they forced their way inside your bodies

I smell something

I stunk up the place

I tell you he's going down

I think that's fair yeah

I think we should qui forfeit

I think you should open up your stance a little it might make you more aggressive at the plate

I told you not to swing

I understand

I want to play at north carolina

I want to play on a championship team then I want to play in the nba

I want you to make sure that nobody bothers michael I want him to be the happiest player in the world

I wet myself

I wish I was in the land of cott

I wore them under my chicago bulls uniform every game

I yeah go on

I'd like to but I have to ice down my knees right away okay they're starting to go

I'd like to try out for the team

I'll do anything michael anything

I'll never go out with madonna again

I'll take some of that

I'll take that thank you

I'll uh be with you in a second folks after I finish with nature boy here

I'm a cheerleader

I'm an elk shoot me

I'm going this way i'm going left i'm going left

I'm gonna give us both twos back there we weren't in any kind of emotional state to putt

I'm gonna go out on top undefeated and untied that's the way it's gonna be

I'm gonna regret this

I'm here

I'm here to make your life easier want me to drive you somewhere I will drive you anywhere

I'm open i'm open

I'm ready coach all right

I'm really sorry it took so long

I'm right behind you pal

I'm set to take it to the rack jack

I'm sorry I forgot it's a classic

I'm sure he's fine I think he just had to get away from that stan character

I'm uh i'm fixing a divot

I've been mri'd ekg'd x rayed laser beamed

I've got other skills I could go back and work on the farm

I've told you if i've told you once I told you a thousand thousand thousand thousand times

If somebody gets injured we could see a lot of minutes

If this were a union job i

If we win you give the nba players their talent back

If you need anything done around the house i'd be more than happy to help you out

If you win you get me

In a shocking development five nba players have been placed on the disabled list in the last 24 hours all suffering from the same mysterious ailment

In there

Is everything okay

Is it safe

Is that all

Is this the only thing on tv

Is this your man

It didn't wear off it was just water

It gave me my powers back

It is alive

It smells like a spy

It was a good shot

It was another career day for michael jordan at barons field this afternoon

It wasn't a dream it really happened

It wasn't just here in new york

It's a classic but it's got a few peccadilloes hold on just a second

It's a crying shame we gotta get new agents we're getting screwed

It's a fast paced razzle dazzle game that requires quick wits and even faster reflexes

It's a hall of fame shot

It's a nice house

It's air jordan

It's because i'm white isn't it

It's coming from over here

It's gut check time

It's hard enough as it is mike

It's in the rule book #policies #rules #instructions #rule book #regulations

It's in the rule book it is okay it is in the rule book

It's michael

It's open!

It's seven fifty seven fifty quarter past 7

It's smoking too man you need to get that checked

It's stan mike

It's stan stan podolak

It's the boss

Jeez it's getting so a guy can't even get himself wet around here

Jock Jams

Just a few more tests gentlemen test for electrolyte levels glucose cbcs rbcs etcetera

Just a sec there read them and weep

Just asking

Just get out of my way

Just gotta start looking for some more dominant players in places they never looked before

Just how did you get here anyway

Just look at the ball visualize where you want it to go

Just one more shot

Just take the picture all right

Ladies and gentlemen michael jordan

Ladies and gentlemen the starting lineup for the tune squad

Larry nothing but the bottom of the cup

Larry please

Larry that could have been me

Larry you feel that the nba has to face reality don't you

Larry's not white larry's clear

Leave the baseball player alone man he doesn't play basketball anymore

Lemony fresh

Let him in open up open

Let me help let me help I can help I can help let me help

Let me show you something

Let's do it you the duck

Let's do some drills

Let's face it this baseball

Let's get him out of here

Let's get out of here dad this stinks

Let's go

Let's go!

Let's look upstairs

Let's play some basketball

Let's see if I remember how to do this

Let's see what you got chump

Let's teach them a lesson

Let's try some acupuncture

Lights

Listen after meeting with team owners I have decided that until we can guarantee the health and safety of our nba players there will be no more basketball this season

Listen how is this for a new team name the ducks

Listen I didn't get dragged down here just to get my butt whipped by a bunch of ugly monstars

Listen it's a man's game and you can't play

Lola

Lola lola heads up

Look at me look at me and listen

Look at muggsy handle the rock handle it baby

Look at our facilities

Look at that look at that spin

Look I want to help but I haven't played basketball in a long time

Look it's charles barkley

Look it's the chubby boy

Look who's finally ready to play

Looks good in that uniform looks great can't teach that can't teach it

Looks like a basketball player to me

Looks like I retired just in time

Looks like stan just had a close encounter with a bug zapper

Looney

Looney enough

Looney thank you

Looney that's it that's the word I was looking for looney

Losers

M j ! m j !

Make them

Man i'm fine I am fine

May I remind you sir that physical violence is patently against the rules

Maybe that's why he can't sleep at night

Maybe you're chicken

Me

Me oh boy i'm ready I can do this

Me oh yeah i'm fine are you okay

Me too

Mess you're worried about a little mess there's nothing here a little spit shine wouldn't fix

Michael

Michael do you hear them they don't think you can play the game anymore

Michael do you know what time it is

Michael I know golf is your sport but not here

Michael over here over here over here i'm open

Michael you know that your friends are cartoon characters

Michael!

Michael! is it really you oh!

Michael's the greatest ever

Mike I gotta ask you something

Mike i'm open!

Mike michael

Mike!

Mm smells good in here what you cooking

Monstars the monstars

Moron mountain here we come

Mother

Move it mister

Mr commissioner we've got the place sealed off

Mr jordan are you okay

Mr jordan i'm stan podolak

Mr murray something's really been bugging me

My bad

My clothes don't fit

My poor little cranium

My timing's all off

Never mind

Never seen one of these before

New ones

Nice butt

Nice digs

Nice outfit daffy

Nice puppy how's about a bone

Nice shot

Nice shot larry

Nice shot mr j

Nice shot mr larry

Nice shot mr murray

No

No (2)

No (3)

No come help us man

No come on

No dice

No fooling

No I don't think so

No I mean I didn't think you guys really needed it I mean you're so tough you're competitive

No larry's white so what

No no I played you too many minutes

No no i'm gonna retire right now that's all there is to it

No no no!

No problem happy to do it man

No seriously

No sweat

No way coach we can't go in the locker room oh man

No way jose

No way we'll find someone

No worse everyone was real nice about it

Nope

Nope never heard of him

Nope nothing in here

Not bad not bad

Not real eh if I weren't real could I do this

Not today

Not you you idiot

Now if mike is gone the nba is gonna need some new people

Now let me see I must be very very close

Now let's all play fair here

Now spread out and search the place

Now uh what are we looking at here we got a small race of invading aliens

Now we take you live to the forum in los angeles where the lakers are refusing to take the court

Now you still tight with david stern I mean a phone call from you

Nutty

Obviously

Oh boy oh boy all right

Oh brother

Oh brother here I am in the peak of my form playing second banana to some sort of a harebrain

Oh bugs thank you

Oh don't say it

Oh fear clutches my breast

Oh god he's pathetic isn't he yeah

Oh he's fixing a divot!

Oh he's not back from his other game

Oh I got it

Oh i'm stan podolak mr jordan i'm the barons' new publicist

Oh jeez

Oh look at that looks like something from star trek

Oh look is that michael

Oh man that felt good

Oh my

Oh my (2)

Oh my bugs! bugs!

Oh no i'm fine thanks

Oh oh that's good oh yes

Oh oh this is nice this is a nice house that is a beauty what is that colonial

Oh okay fair is fair

Oh one of his shoes

Oh shh

Oh stop this cartoon we've got an emergency cartoon character union meeting to go to

Oh uh look out for that first step doc it's a real lulu

Oh yeah

Oh yeah let's hear the story

Oh yeah who says says who why

Oh!

Okay

Okay birdie

Okay bunny gather up your tune pals

Okay cool

Okay go get him

Okay i'll check

Okay let's analyze the competition

Okay let's go

Okay let's go bulls

Okay little fella you my friend or are you my enemy you are my friend right you are my ally you are my associate my personal assistant you are my weapon

Okay okay now which one of you maroons has ever played basketball before

Okay ready to go

Okay take this

Okay we need a fifth player

Okay we need something

Okay where's the ball

Okay you're gonna walk around with a bad game for the rest of your career

One small step for moi one giant leap for moron mountain

One thing though

Ooh

Ooh I tought I taw I did I did see michael jordan

Ooh she's hot

Ooh that's gotta hurt

Ooh the kids are here

Ooh this will be good

Ooh you're all covered with drool baby

Oops

Oops (2)

Or maybe I could go back to the jungle and be a missionary again

Ow get your feet out of my nose

Pardon me

Pardon me mr jordan uh can I have your auto your john hancock please

Pardon me sorry

Pass me the ball bugs

Pat you want your talent back you don't have any other choice just touch it

Perhaps I could be of some assistance #bill murray #support #assistance #to the rescue #problem solver #helper

Piece of pie pork chop some sorbet perhaps

Play along

Please what kind of mickey mouse organization would name their team the ducks

Podolak podolak come here

Popcorn

Precisely sir altitude

Producer's a friend of mine just had a teamster come and drop me off

Put your mom on the phone

Quiet they're looking

Quiet! ladies and gentlemen please quiet!

Ready

Ready let's go

Ready yes

Ready? Let's go

Really

Really nice shot mr bird

Red light

Right

Right (2)

Right (3)

Right and i'm a shakespearean actor

Right man we got them

Right right right

Say ah

Say does he have uh great big long ears like this

Say we could have a bowling tournament

Secret stuff

Secret stuff (2)

She was wide open

She's looking again close it up tightly

Shh everyone's sleeping

Shh okay let's go in this way

Shoo shoo

Shut up

Shut up (2)

Shut up you little bug get away from me powwow

Sir just noticing sir they're from earth what if they can't come

Sit down chuck

Slammy

Sleeping #snoozing #sleeping #fell asleep #snoring #boring

Slider don't swing

Small arms short legs not very fast tiny little guys can't jump high

So he needs his special underwear

So like where are we going

So sue me it's just a suggestion

So that's what happened to those guys

So what do you say we go for a little spin

So what's the big emergency

Somebody steal the ball get it to me and i'll score before the time runs out

Someone is gonna have to go to my house and pick up my basketball gear

Something for y'all to shoot at

Something wacky

Sorry

Sorry (2)

Sorry (3)

Sorry (4)

Sorry (5)

Sorry again

Sorry break out you shouldn't even be here be gone wannabe be gone

Sorry I didn't mean to

Spacey kiss #kiss #romance #bugs bunny #love #hearts #space jam

Speaking of toys you know all those mugs and t shirts and lunch boxes with our pictures on them

Special delivery

Spit shine!

Stan

Stan give me the ball

Standing 2 foot 4 the wonder from down under the tazmanian devil

Stay out of trouble

Step aside babe let a star do this

Still can't find anything wrong with us

Stop the music top duck coming through

Strike three!

Strike!

Suffering succotash

Suffering succotash (2)

Sure

Sweetheart I thought you'd get better seats this year

Ten seconds to go

Thank god you're all right oh! I was so worried

Thank you thank you

Thank you thank you (2)

Thanks

Thanks bill now you get to live your dream let's go

Thanks bugs

Thanks for autographing that basketball for my kid i'm a hero now