Always remember if you ain't first you're last
And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver is you don't listen to losers like your know it all teacher overe here
Applebee's has rats! I found a whole rat in my cobb salad!
Don't you get it you don't drive with your eyes you drive with your heart
I know there's a cougar in the car I put it in there you gotta learn to drive with the fear
Mr bobby there's no smoking in here it's all right i'm a volunteer fireman
Nothing hones your mind and your instincts like necessity
Now there's nothing like driving to avoid jail
Shut up you little pot licker i'll put you in a microwave
You gotta feel the road you gotta let it live inside you