Nacho Libre Soundboard Edit

A Butt Load of Crap About the Gospel #nacho libre #they dont think i know anything #but i do #the gospel

Anaconda Squeeze #hug #tight hug #anaconda squeeze #nacho libre #jack black #hugging #wrestling

And Beneath the Man..

And that is a crazy lady

Anyways I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night for some toast

Be Grateful #be grateful #gross #sneeze #especially delicious

Be grateful Pablo, today it is especially delicious

Be patient brother this too shall pass

Big Kiss, Little Hug #nacho libre #hugs and kisses #xs and os #end of letter

But going pro is not that easy it's political obviously

But I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world

But My Life Is Good #nacho libre #jack black #my life is good #really good #monk

But sister they are just ninos trying to release their wiggles

But These Are My Recreation Clothes #nacho libre #flexing the butt #flirt

But why

But you are tall and fast like a gazelle you can do it

But you are wrong i'm still alive

But you know whatever

Can I come in

Chancho

Chancho I need to borrow some sweats

Chancho! chancho!

Chancho! put him down! put him down chancho!

Come on... don't be crazy.

Definitely

Diarrhea since Easters #nacho libre #diarrhea since easters #diarrhea

Did you not tell them that they were the lord's chips

Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name and I used my strength to rip my blouse

Don't be crazy

Don't worry I won't tell nobody

Don't worry i'll take care of it

Don't you see your skills plus my skills in the ring tag team

Don't You Want a Little Taste of the Glory #nacho libre #taste of glory #what does it taste like #no

Don't you want a little taste of the glory see what it tastes like

Don’t you want a little taste of the glory?

Eagle eggs

Eagle powers come to me! please!

Earth to steven

Encarnación

Encarnacion encarnacion encarnacion encarnacion

Forced Baptism #nacho libre #thought it would be a good idea #we have a tough match tonight #praise the lord

Fun to wrestle

Get that corn outta my face #nacho #libre #nacholibre #jackblack

Give me a boost

Give me a second

Go go away! read some books!

Go go go go go

Go lay down

Go now so that sister and I may talk of holy things

Go on I made them

Go! Go away!

God be with you ignacio

Good luck

Good night

Good toast

Have I focused too much on my boots and all my fame and my stretchy pants

He Does Not Dance at the Parties #nacho libre #song for ramses #does not dance

Hello! i'm talking to you I will come save me a piece of that corn save me a piece of that corn for later

Here is your big duty huh

Here we have the corn the best in the city it's delicious

Hey how you doing

Hey let go my blouse

Hey that's my ball!

Hey we're not allowed to watch that

Hey!

Hey! can't you see this woman's a nun

Hey! hey! tag me!

Hey! listen to me! hey! mucho take it easy I need your help

His eagle eggs possess magical powers

How come how come you think

How come we can't ever have just like a salad

How come you have not been baptized

How did you find me here

How did you get up here so fast secret tunnels

How do you know him

How's it going

Hug hug kiss kiss hug hug big kiss little hug kiss kiss little kiss

Hug, hug, kiss, kiss..

I am esqueleto the luchador

I am nacho the luchador

I am singing at the party I am singing it's my turn to sing at the party

I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun okay

I ate some bugs I ate some grass

I believe in science #believe in science #dont believe in god #atheist #science

I don't believe in god I believe in science

I don't belong out there and I don't belong in here so i'm going into the wilderness probably to die

I Don't Know Why You are Always Judging Me #nacho libre #why you judging me #dont judge me

I don't think I can lift you you are too fat

I get to wake up every morning at 5 a.m

I hate all the orphans in the whole world

I Hate Orphans #nacho libre #orphans #i hate them

I hate them #hater #dislike #thumbs down

I have an idea

I Have Had Diarrhea Since Easter #nacho libre #diarrhea #your only job is to cook #this is terrible #gross food

I have some news

I hope to see you again little chancho

I just need to borrow some sweats

I knew it he is not a man of god

I know

I know it is fun to wrestle a nice pile drive to the face or a punch to the face but you cannot do it because it is in the bible not to wrestle your neighbor

I know you don't like wrestling but know that I am leaving all my monies to the orphans

I like serving the lord hiking play volleyball

I like your cow

I looked like a fool last night! what took you so long

I love you

I mean we're gonna be pros

I mean yes they may have the appearance of riches but beneath the clothes we find a man and beneath a man we find his nucleus

I only believe in science #i dont know why you always have to be judging me #science

I wanna be a great fighter but I can't even beat a couple of guys in the street

I wanna win! #dont wanna get paid to lose #paid to lose #want to win #jack black

I was wondering if the children could get a signature from you and maybe a picture

I'll take the pony

I'm a friar i'm not for that world

I'm a little concerned right now about your salvation and stuff

I'm ignacio

I'm not listening to you #nacho libre #im not listening to you #im not listening #jack black #i wont hear it #not listening #crazy

I'm not listening to you you only believe in science that's probably why we never win

I'm not listening to you you're crazy

I'm serious!

I'm sick of hearing about your stupid orphans

I've been gone because I had a lot of church y opportunities lately outside of the orphanage

I've been here i've been sleeping

I’m a little concerned right now, about your salvation

I’m not listening to you, you only believe in science

If we win we get 200 pesos!

In a frilly shirt and slacks

In order for you to become empowered by the eagle you must climb that cliff find the egg crack open one of them and then swallow the yolk

It Sucks to Be Me Right Now #nacho libre #sucks to be me #mad

It sucks to be me right now!

It's the Best #nacho libre #the best #i love it #jack black #monk

It's the best I love it

It's very late ignacio

Kind of

Know that I've always loved you, as a brother in God

Lay in bed all my life..

Leftovers enjoy

Let's Get Down to the Nitty Gritty #nacho libre #nitty gritty #so anyways

Like what

Listen I don't like the way those guys just looked at you

Listen I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies and the clothes and the free creams and lotions but my life is good really good

Listen the kids are orphans they like you you are the best

Listen the people they like you guys

Listen to me! today I have the chance of a lifetime but first I need a man

Littletasteofglory

Look alive!

Lucha libre it's a sin

May he rest in peace

May He Rest in Peace #nacho libre #jack black #not quite dead yet #shock #rip

My Favorite Animal is Poopies #nacho libre #sister encarnacion #favorite animal #puppies #mispronunciation

My favorite animal is puppies

My mother gave it to me before she died it was her lucky machete you can have it

My turn to sing at the party

My turn to sing at the party #nacho libre #jack black #party #singing #dancing #bash #festivity #get together

Nacho

Nacho i'm telling you this is for reals

Nacho Libre

Nacho Libre

Nacho Libre Stretchy

Nacho! (2)

Nacho! nacho! nacho!

Nacho! nacho! nacho! nacho! nacho!

Nacho! nacho! nacho! nacho! nacho! (2)

Nacho! nacho! nacho! nacho! nacho! nacho!

Nacho's Unique Training #nacho libre #training #bull fighting

Nachoooooo! #nacho libre #jack black #nachoooo #shouting #nacho lover

Nipple twist!

No if you fight for something noble or for someone who needs your help only then will god bless you in battle

No problem we are dancing

No way

Okay

Okay (2)

Okay if I win tonight at the battle jam I will know that you bless my mission and that you want me to be a wrestling servant of you

Okay let me see what I can do

Okay maybe I am not meant for these duties cooking duty dead guy duty

Okay my friend this one's yours what this one yours

Okay new game go get it!

Okay orphans listen to me listen to ignacio

Okay vertebrae kick!

Okay you ready you messed with the wrong guy this time

Okay, orphans

People cheer for him but he is a false idol

Precious father why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior

Ra pa pa pa bi

Ramses how are you

Read Some Books #nacho libre #read some books #stop playing around #behave yourself

Really Good Nacho Libre

Release! release!

Roll you fool!

Say it again to my face

See ya! #jack black #see you #see you later #goodbye #bye #peace out #motorcycle #moped

See you

Semental! semental! semental! semental!

Senor ramon

Shall I sing it for you

She hails from the oaxaca parish convent of the immaculate heart sisters lady mountains of guadalupe

Silence brothers

So anyways let's get down to the nitty gritty

So now you got a little taste of what I do it's pretty dang exciting huh

So what you're saying to me is if I can eat this yolk my moves will become the best in the whole world

So you enjoy yourself here at the brotherhood

So you’ve never wrestled? –Me? No..

Some say wrestlers make bad lovers that they save themselves for the ring

Somebody stole them

Something good inside me helps me to carry on

Sometimes You Wear Stretchy Pants #nacho libre #stretchy pants #in your room #when youre a man #its for fun

Sorry

Steven! come here

Sure

Surprise

Tag tag! tag!

That didn't hurt!

That is where I get the day old chips over in a secret place

That party was lame I hate that place

The children I love the children they are my heart

The childrens need a real hero

The lord

The orphans they need me and I have forsaken them

The shoe!

The winner will fight ramses in exhibition in front of 5000 people

Then we must go pro!

Then you will be a pro

They are Just Ninos Trying to Release Their Wiggles #nacho libre #kids wrestling #rambunctious kids #kids will be kids

This man lived a good life

This party's gonna be crazy

Those eggs were a lie steven a lie! they gave me no eagle powers! they gave me no nutrients!

Those guys were a couple of wussies huh

To kiss your mouth i'd break my vow

To kiss your mouth, I'd break my vow, no, no, no!

To tell you the truth I went to a wrestling match lucha libre

Today I saw a man in town people were throwing daisies at him and giving him goodies sometimes I would like that kind of respect

Today is especially delicious

Tonight I felt something deep inside me i've never felt before

Tonight I will fight the seven strongest men in town maybe the world and I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me

Tonight i'll be fighting the greatest wrestler who ever lived the great ramses

Unless you want to then we'd break our vows together

We never win because you are fat

We Never Win Because You are Fat #nacho libre #you are fat #we never win

Well win the battle jam this week and you can fight him yourself

Well you might need this

What

What (2)

What did you just say

What do you think I am doing

What is this

What the move!

What's this

What's wrong with you

Whatever #nacho libre #wrestling is ungodly #he is a false idol

When you are a man sometimes you wear stretchy pants

When you are a man sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room it's for fun

Who

Wrestling is ungodly ignacio

Yeah and I saw them knock you unconscious all right

Yeah right then i'll get kicked out of the monastery

Yes

Yes it's terrible terrible

Yes it's true I am Nacho

Yes it's true!

Yes, it is true! I am Nacho, the luchador

You are a great fighter and you got something none of these guys have

You are a man of the cloth

You are always complaining of never having priestly duties

You gotta be kidding me everything you just said is my favorite thing to do every day

Your only job is to cook do you not realize I have had diarrhea since easters