Captain Quint Soundboard Edit

Anyway we delivered the bomb

Goddamn women today they can't handle nothing young girls just ain't quite smart like their grandmothers were

Here's to swimming with bow legged women

I've seen fingers torn out at the knuckles whole seamen's bones full of them

Nowadays these kids they take out everything radar sonar electric toothbrushes

That's a 20 footer twenty five three tons of him

There's too many captains on this island

This shark swallow you whole shaking tenderizing down you go

Well it proves one thing proves that you wealthy college boys don't have the education enough to admit if you're wrong

Yeah that's real fine expensive gear you've brought out here I don't know what that bastard shark's going to do with it might eat it I suppose

You go in the water shark's in the water our shark

You got city hands you been counting money all your life

You know a thing about a shark he's got lifeless eyes black eyes like a doll's eyes

You see what I do chief is I trick them to the surface and then I jab at them

You want a drink drink to your leg i'll drink to your leg okay so we drink to our legs