Gene Wilder Soundboard Edit

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men

Abby someone abby someone abby who abby normal abby normal

Adieu adieu parting is such sweet sorrow

Alive! it's alive! it's alive!

Anything you want to do it want to change the world there's nothing to it

Boy is he strict!

But charlie don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted what happened he lived happily ever after

But hurry please we have so much time and so little to see

Did you say everlasting gobstoppers that's right for children with very little pocket money you can suck 'em forever

Don't be frightened dear it's just a rat a filthy slimy rat!

Fizzy lifting drinks they fill you with gas and the gas is so terrifically lifting that it lifts you right off the ground like a balloon

Give him an extra dollar extra dollar yes sir

Good night frau blucher

He can't swim there's no better time to learn

Help police murder

Here try one of these what are they rainbow drops suck 'em and you can spit in seven different colours

Hey boys! look what i've got there!

I don't know if you ever heard of me before but I used to be called the waco kid

I'm a trifle deaf in this ear speak a little louder next time

I'm sorry but all questions must be submitted in writing

If I could find a way to equalize the imbalance in his cerebral spinal fluid why he'd be as right as rain

If the good lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller skates

Lights camera action!

My name is frankenstein!

Nil desperandum dear lady across the desert lies the promised land

No no don't do that! don't do that if you shoot him you'll just make him mad

No no don't speak for some moments in life there are no words run along now

Nowhere special I always wanted to go there

Oh you can't get out backwards you've gotta go forwards to go back better press on

Ohh mama!

Ohhh this is a nice boy this is a good boy this is a mother's angel

Please I beg you! for safety's sake don't humiliate him!

So you get nothing! you lose! good day sir!

Spitting's a dirty habit I know a worse one

That's exploding candy for your enemies great idea isn't it not ready yet though still too weak needs more gelignite

The little bastard shot me in the ass!

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

The suspense is terrible I hope it'll last

The waco kid he had the fastest hands in the west! in the world!

Together you and I are going to make the greatest single contribution to science since the creation of fire!

We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams

We have to get on we have to get on we have so much time and so little to do

Welcome my friends welcome to my chocolate factory

Werewolf there what there wolf there castle

What is this wonka some kind of fun house why having fun

What knockers! oh! thank you doctor

What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this

What's your name well my name is jim but most people call me jim

Where are you going to wash up i've got to look normal we've all of us got to behave normally

Where is fancy bred in the heart or in the head

Would you roll the young lady down to the juicing room at once please what for for squeezing she has to be squeezed immediately before she explodes

Wow you shot the bad guy!

You just made a yummy sound so I thought you liked the dessert

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers these are people of the land the common clay of the new west you know morons!